25 formal verbal warfare
"What?" Lao Tzu came alone and wanted to search my body, what kind of reason is this? "At 11:35 p.m., a lean man with a bright yellow lion's mane and a lean figure of a dignitary pushed open the door, and without looking at who was in the dining room, he went straight to the largest table in the center and sat down, and lit a cigar in complete disregard of my presence, and three unknown precious gold rings were put on his thumb, index finger and ring finger, and the lighter looked very swaggering: a sticker of a naked fox girl in a ** posture could be seen clearly from afar, The iron top cover is decorated with two lion heads made of pure gold, with an emphasis on the style of a lighter, and the pulley is actually made... Underneath the woman.
"Yilan Fu, please cooperate with our work, this is also what the leader means." Again, the deep voice that seemed to come from the Mariana Trench, a muddy tone that almost polluted the pure water. "Cut. Shao Tee used him to suppress Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu has a veto right to make today's decision. The person who came was still in the same arrogant tone as before. Is it necessary, they are all partisans, and they still engage in this kind of shelf.
"Then offend." A rare smile appeared at the corner of Noji's mouth, and then with a snap of his right hand, several ram brothers who had been waiting in the pantry for a long time rushed out. At this time, the man's color suddenly changed: "What do you want to do?!" With that, he reached into the inside of his robe-like suit and pulled out two spears, and the rams suddenly stopped, and the dining room was terrible silent for a second or two. Chaha! The yellow-haired laugh suddenly sounded, "Come on, wasn't it quite hard just now, why is this cowardice?" You are so afraid of death that you rush forward! β
None of the people on Noji's side dared to move, and the yellow hair was holding a double-barreled shotgun, and his head was gone directly after a shot at such a close distance. Noji was forced into a cold sweat, beads of sweat the size of soybeans running from his forehead across his deep eyes. The yellow-haired grinned as he held two shotguns more than a foot long and confronted the five or six men, and it seemed that Noji would not stop without apologizing.
I was always ignored by him, and I stood diagonally behind him, and I walked over unhurriedly. Noggie looked at me anxiously, he must have thought that there should be tens of thousands of alpacas galloping at this time. The yellow hair spotted me in a flash, and with a raised left hand, he pointed the muzzle of the gun at my eyebrows. "You kid stop for me, the most unaccustomed thing in my life is you untrustworthy humans, if it weren't for the place to eat, Lao Tzu would have shot you a long time ago." The yellow hair just came with one eye away, and it didn't seem to be in the mood to look at me head-on.
I immediately stopped: "After such a long fart, you should have shot it." "The moment he entered the door, I was very disgusted with this person, how to say, a bit like the school bully in our school, but the arrogance was a little too much." Hey, you're a bit interesting, don't blame me for firing your head with a shot later. A hint of surprise flashed in the yellow-haired eyes, and sure enough, his gun was not loaded.
"Elan Fu, are you crazy? He is a very important leader, and if you kill him, you will not have good fruit to eat! Noji's words almost roared out of anger, bloodshot had long been all over his eyeballs, and it could be seen that Noji was really on fire. Hahahaha, it's funny, do you think Mante betrayed us all to believe in a human being? I think it's better to do it earlier, and I will have more dreams at night in the future. "Elambo, you... I gestured to stop Noggie, who was trying to rush to protect me, and took a small step forward to bring the muzzle closer to my forehead.
"Since you want to kill me so much, then come, shoot while you can still stand and talk!" I deliberately kept my voice loud in order to provoke him. "You're special!" He suddenly moved his shotgun away and tried to hit me in the head with the barrel, and I thought to myself, this is what I was waiting for. I grabbed his left hand as fast as I could and pulled it in my direction, then clenched my right fist and slammed into his squeaky socket, gritting his teeth in pain and closing his eyes. Taking advantage of his insight, I lifted my right knee and slammed it into his abdomen, and at the same time bent his left hand in the opposite direction of the elbow joint, a crisp bone sound, and the yellow hair screamed in pain. I wasn't going to stop there, so I grabbed his right hand with my free hand, and I stuck my thumb on the acupuncture point on his right wrist, and my yellow hair hurt so much that I couldn't hold it anymore, and the shotgun slid to the ground with gravity, and then I guess it would happen again, breaking his elbow again. He didn't fire a single shot the whole time.
Yilan Fu fell to the ground in tears, his hands were on the ground like a sponge, and he couldn't get up in pain for a while. I picked up a shotgun and said to him, "I have a good quality in my heart, and I dare to shout if I don't have a bullet." But the shortcomings of IQ, the double-barreled shotgun can be loaded with two bullets at most, and the two eyes behind the chamber are used to jam the cartridge case to save ballistic space, and the bullet is not loaded at a glance. I said as I folded the handle of the shotgun along with the barrel, and it was empty except for a bit of saltpeter.
He stopped crying at this time, and looked at me with a dull face: "So you... Always known ... "Come and call an ambulance, I'll pay for the medical bills." I don't want to deal with this asshole anymore. "No need, I'll take care of the medical bills." Mante walked in from the door, "This is the provisional vote report, and the emergency meeting half an hour ago impeached all the positions of Elambo in the New White Council with eight votes in favor and zero votes against. Mante handed Noggie an A4 piece of paper, and Ilanfu recognized the stamp on the paper. Could it be that ... "Yes, Mr. Ilanfu, you have been fired." "No, it's impossible, there is no precedent for this bill to be passed!" Ilan Fu looked very embarrassed when he was lying on his stomach.
"Please take a look." Noggie handed over the report. "Mante, you bastard! You must have used some metering in it! You... "Alright, carry it away, carry it away. Remember to give him an injection of Nianweed, a large dose, he has been wandering with us for a long time, don't let him be hospitalized and leak secrets everywhere. Mante waved his hand, and the two younger brothers carried away one after the other. Mante, you bastard! Son of a bitch bastardγγγ β
"Good boy, it didn't disappoint me." "I just happened to be standing behind him and saw a bullet hole." "Luck is also your strength. Ilan Fu is the most arrogant in our society, and every lady in the hall has a grudge against him, and I really have to thank you today, I finally found a chance to impeach him. "Thank me?" "Yes, each of our bosses has a veto power in major decisions, and Ilanfu has several bosses in his hands, and some people have long wanted to impeach him, but he is present at every impeachment meeting, and those scoop bosses dare not vote in favor, because they are afraid that he will order him to retaliate. Today, I wanted to use the pretext of confiscating weapons to hold him down, so as not to be suspicious of being there for too long, but my people didn't hold back for a minute, and almost made him reverse a fake water, but you killed him in two or three clicks, of course, thank you. β
After a little thought, I smiled slightly: "I should thank you." You don't want Ilanfu's reactionary personality to affect my entry, so I decided to use this ploy to expel him today. Mante was stunned by what I said, and then burst into laughter: "Hahahaha, good boy, I knew you could guess." There are still ten minutes to go before the feast, let them open their eyes. "Yes."
A few rams dressed in waiter suits began to serve, and only a large table that could seat twenty people was filled with Chinese food in a few minutes, and Mante said that the boss of the hall usually brought one or two henchmen, so the table must be large, and it is not good to divide it into two tables. Only then did I know that the New White Heads would have inherited even the taboo etiquette of China.
Then came a lot of official-faced people in suits and leather shoes one after another, who were quite official, all of them had a square face and a plum-shaped hairline. There was only one long-haired Capricorn wearing an ill-fitting trumpet shoulder, and the two unicorn arms were dangling red, and I panicked when I saw it, that guy's fists were like sandbags, and I really didn't want to be punched by him.
The ladles of the various halls sat securely in their seats, and I stood meekly beside Mante, silently meeting the disdainful glances of the bosses. It seems that these bosses don't like humans, and the debate of joining the club is indispensable for a war of words.