Chapter Ninety-Nine: Conquest

If you can send some things that these immortals are very interested in, maybe you don't have to grab red envelopes directly in the group, let these immortals take the initiative to chat with themselves privately and send red envelopes to themselves. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

But what should be sent? What is there on earth that can make these gods excited?

Ye Qiu thought of food, clothing, housing and transportation. Clothes, counting, those immortals are immortals who lived in ancient times, although there may be clothes made of fairy materials, but come to think of it, there should be no bras that are popular now in the fairy world, right?

This is what you can start with in terms of clothing, as for food, just ordinary meat, there must be very precious mountain and sea delicacies in the fairy world, and there is definitely no market for ordinary meat.

However, like the earth's specialties, especially the Chinese specialty spicy strips, even foreigners can conquer, want to conquer the ancient immortals, if you want to come to China, if you live, the fairy palace where people live, there seems to be nothing on the earth that can attract the attention of the gods.

The last line, sports cars or something, it is true that there is no one in heaven, but the gods and goddesses are all flying clouds, and no one is likely to be interested in these cars, and the cars have to be filled with gasoline, and the fairy world is afraid that there is no gasoline, right?

Moreover, the car exhaust pollution is so serious, the earth's environment is already so bad, send the car up by yourself, and then pollute the environment of the fairy world, it will be a great sin, and the disaster will be caused to other worlds.

And think about it carefully, although the spicy strips are delicious, but the gods are all food style and dew, speaking of which, except for those who eat live fairy Zhu Bajie, I'm afraid there will be very few immortals who are interested in eating, right?

Speaking of bras, they are only suitable for female fairies, speaking of which, the number of female fairies in the heavenly court is much less than that of male fairies.

So send a few bras, even if someone grabs it, it may not be able to impress those immortals, you still have to think about it, what else will these immortals like?

It seems that in mythological stories, there are many female fairies in the lower world who marry mortals, and there are quite a lot of male fairies who are quite lonely.

Heavenly Court has heavenly rules, and immortals are not allowed to marry or anything, however, immortals are only immortals, not saints, and they themselves have their own selfish desires and needs.

Immortals also secrete hormones, otherwise why did the Jade Emperor's sister and daughter go down to earth to marry mortals?

If you start from this point, why don't you send a few blissful sticks plus a batch of inflatable dolls?

Anyway, he is not a real Mao Sun Xingjun, and it is quite embarrassing to say that he sent this kind of thing, but at most, he will lose the face of Mao Sun Xingjun, and it has nothing to do with him, thinking of this, Ye Qiu drove out directly.

He wants to buy a large number of spicy strips, bras, and blissful rods, as for the inflatable dolls, the volume is too large, and after Ye Qiu is ready to buy it, let the people in the store.

An hour and a half later, Ye Qiu returned home, and his room of more than 100 square meters was already piled up.

At that time, when the worker transporting the inflatable doll sent things into Ye Qiu's room one by one, his expression was also very strange when he looked at Ye Qiu, and even regarded Ye Qiu as some kind of perverted madman.

After hurriedly putting down the things, he fled, with his back to Ye Qiu and covered the chrysanthemum with his hand, so as not to lose the chrysanthemum.

Ye Qiu looked at this full of things, opened the red envelope group of the Three Realms, and then clicked on the red envelope option, he decided to send a batch of spicy strips first, and the remarks of the red envelope read: "Little brother is here to throw bricks and attract jade, and the least grabbed will be sent!"

This is a useful means such as red envelope gambling groups on the earth, and the least red envelopes are grabbed, basically once they start, the red envelopes can be sent for a long time.

However, Ye Qiu is not very interested in this kind of gameplay, it is completely to kill time, in fact, it is similar to gambling.

It's okay to play a little bit, two hundred and two hundred hairs, bad luck, tens of thousands of yuan were accidentally lost, Ye Qiu is not so rich.

But now, playing this with the immortals, Ye Qiu is very interested, after all, what Ye Qiu paid was some cheap products on the earth.

And once you grab one or two pieces of immortal treasures, you will make a lot of money.

This time the red envelope was sent, Ye Qiu sent thirty packs of spicy strips, and the number of red envelopes was ten, and the number of red envelopes was ten, and he was almost lucky, and he grabbed a red envelope, so he was going to continue to send it, Ye Qiu's spicy strip red envelope was just sent out, and the red envelope was robbed.

Ye Qiu was also stunned when he saw it, these immortals, when they spoke by themselves just now, no one took care of them, and now they sent a red envelope, and they snatched it up in less than a second, it was really shameless.

However, the red envelope was robbed, but no one sent a second red envelope, Ye Qiu looked at the record of grabbing the red envelope, and the one who grabbed the least was the Jade Emperor.

The other party completely ignored the sentence in his red envelope, but think about it, it was the Jade Emperor.

Everyone in this group is his subordinates, who dares to let him send red envelopes?

At least the Sun Star Monarch that he is borrowing now, in front of the Jade Emperor, he doesn't dare to put a fart.

However, Ye Qiu is not the real Sun Star Monarch, this Jade Emperor doesn't know which parallel space he is in, he grabbed his spicy strips, and he doesn't want to continue dreaming!

Next, Ye Qiu said directly in the group: "Jade Emperor, my red envelope shows that the one with the worst luck, the dignified Jade Emperor, is reluctant to even send a red envelope, it's too stingy, right?"

Seeing this news, everyone else in the group was stunned, this Sun Xingjun is usually quite eye-catching, why did he make a mistake today?

This is the Jade Emperor, just by his words, the Jade Emperor will treat him as a crime, and it is very likely that he will be like Marshal Tianpeng back then, from a generalissimo to a pig demon, is this looking for death?

They thought so in their hearts, but they didn't dare to say anything, only Monkey King said: "That's right, yes, I didn't expect you to be quite kind of Sun Xingjun, this Jade Emperor Lao'er is really too stingy." ”

Others are afraid of the Jade Emperor, but the Great Sage is not afraid, after all, it is the master who once beat the Jade Emperor to the bottom of the table!

On the Jade Emperor's side, he was also angry at the moment, the little chicken god Mao Ri Xingjun dared to question himself, he directly wanted to cure Mao Ri Xingjun's sin.

But at this moment, he happened to unpack the spicy strips, and he also smelled the smell of the spicy strips, which was quite tempting.

Although the Jade Emperor had eaten much more than Ye Qiu, the peaches, ginseng fruits, and the meat of all kinds of rare and exotic beasts in the fairy world must also be extremely delicious.

But no matter how delicious it is, the Jade Emperor has never eaten spicy strips, even if it is the Jade Emperor, spicy strips can conquer it.

After all, this is the No. 1 snack in China, conquering the most unruly post-80s, post-90s, post-00s and even post-10s in China, even these people have been conquered by spicy strips, what is a mere Jade Emperor?