"Haha, I'm laughing to death, oh, oh, oh my stomach, oh my God, it hurts, haha, if I die it will be because of laughter, not because of those two bullets that are still in my stomach, God, it's really ridiculous."

Mark Evan's stomach was still bleeding, but he laughed uncontrollably, and laughed as he cried out in pain.

Gao Yang tapped Mark Evan's leg with his pistol and said loudly, "Hey, hey, man, don't just smile, your blood is starting to come out of your mouth." ”

Mark Evan wiped his mouth with his hand, and then said with a depressed face: "Fake, they hit me in the stomach, and the blood started to come up along the esophagus, which is not good news, but, haha, I still want to laugh." ”

McGee sped up driving, and Gao Yang was very curious, "Did anything funny happen?" ”

After stabbing the man he was stepping on with his foot in the head, Mark Evan said loudly, "Hey man, does your hurt?" ”

The person who was stepped on by Mark Evan also turned his head in horror, glared at Mark Evan, and said loudly: "Damn! What did you say? ”

Gao Yang was also stunned and said, "What did you say? ”

Mark Evan spat blood to the side with a puff, then wiped his mouth with his hand, pressed his wound hard, and said with a painful expression: "Man, there has been a murderer in Cape Town recently, or a group of murderers, and the victim's story is that they got into a taxi and then lost consciousness, and the main victims are all white, Caucasian men. ”

The man who was stepped on by Mark Evan said urgently: "And then? ”

Mark Evan smiled bitterly: "People who get into a taxi will find that their luggage is lost, and their wallets are lost." The most unlucky. Their chrysanthemums were also blown up. But what's even more unfortunate is that people who have been blown up chrysanthemums will find out that they are infected with AIDS, haven't you watched the news? Oh, you just got off the plane, right, then I'll sue you, there have been five such victims in the past six months, hahaha, man. In your case, allow me to ask, does your chrysanthemum hurt? ”

"You goddamn bastards!"

The person who was stepped on by Mark Evan, first completely stupid, subconsciously touched his buttocks, and after waiting for a while, he suddenly drank violently, and suddenly wanted to stand up, Mark Evan's feet stepped on his head and back, he was so close that Mark Evan, who was already weak, was immediately leaned on the seat.

Gao Yang leaned over. The handle of the gun smashed into the unlucky man's head with a bang. Gao Yang said loudly, "Man, figure it out, we're the ones who saved you." ”

Despite a blow on the head, the man who had been stepped on by Mark Evan straightened up and snatched the gun from the weakened Mark Ivan hand, but stopped again before he could actually grasp the gun in his hand, that is, his hand was still gripping the sleeve instead of holding the handle.

It was smashed by Gao Yang, and the spare gun was aimed at the back of the head or secondary, the key is that after hearing Gao Yang's words, the unlucky ghost immediately stopped moving, and quickly returned the gun to Mark Evan's hand, raised his hand, and said loudly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I think it was you who saved me, well, my ass didn't hurt, and, I remembered, the taxi driver, after I got in the car, he sprayed something at me, and then I didn't know anything." ”

After taking two heavy breaths, Mark Ewen smiled: "It seems that you are very lucky, you met us before the chrysanthemum was exploded, okay, lean back so that I can put down my legs, don't turn my head, don't turn my head, if you turn your head, you will be shot, okay, look at my face, now sue me, what is your name?" ”

"Jensen, Jensen. Jones. ”

Mark Evan nodded and laughed, "Sure enough, she has a sissy face, no wonder she will be targeted." ”

Gao Yang couldn't see Jensen's expression, he could only hear Jensen say angrily: "Sir, I'm not a sissy, my face is just handsome, not a sissy!" ”

Mark Evan continued: "Did you bring a lot of luggage, or something of value? ”

After hesitating for a moment, Jensen whispered: "There is indeed a lot of luggage, when there is nothing very valuable, if I had money, I would not come to this hellish place in South Africa to find a job, oh, my things are still thrown in the back seat." ”

The van had three rows of seats, and Jensen's luggage was in the third row, and Mark Evan glanced back and said with a smile: "Yes, you didn't drop anything, but you kept your chrysanthemum, what a lucky person." ”

Gao Yang also smiled: "No wonder when I pointed the gun at the taxi driver, that guy ran faster than a rabbit, it turns out that he has a ghost in his heart, okay, you know everything you want to know, stop talking, you have to take a break." ”

The second half of Gao Yang's sentence was said to Mark Evan, but Mark Evan shook his head and said, "No, no, I have to stay awake, it's rare to encounter such an interesting thing, of course I have to say more." ”

Jensen said to himself, "I don't think it's funny. ”

Mark Evan smiled: "As the one who almost exploded the chrysanthemum, of course you don't think it's funny, do you know what will happen to you if you don't meet us?" You're going to be thrown bare-bottomed on the side of the road in the suburbs, there's nothing left, you're slippery, you're bleeding from your buttocks, and that's not all, the locals won't give you a piece of clothing when they find out, they'll call the newspaper office to get a reward for reporting the news, you'll be in the newspapers, and the tabloids love this kind of news. ”

Jensen's face turned white, and then he said in a trembling voice, "What the hell is this place, I'm going to get out of here, I have to get out of here." ”

Mark Evan grinned and said, "You want to leave?" That's good, but how are you going to repay us? Well? What are you going to repay us for the good people who saved you from those terrible consequences? I must state that you may be even more unlucky to meet us, because although we certainly won't blow up your chrysanthemum, if I'm not satisfied, it's very likely that you'll be shot in the head. ”

Jensen calmed down at this point, and he whispered, "Gentlemen, I have some cash, about six hundred dollars, and my credit card can be swiped with a thousand pounds, and other than that, I only have some luggage for you, and you can take whatever you want, as long as you don't hurt me." ”

Mark Evan shook his head and said, "My stomach is leaking, so my appetite is difficult to fill, what you said is not enough, far from enough, then, you can tell me what is in your luggage." ”

Jensen said without hesitation: "Gentlemen, I have a bagpipe in my luggage, I am a musician, and a laptop, and a small remote-controlled quadcopter unmanned helicopter, a digital high-definition camera and a camera, this is everything, and it is also worth some money, bagpipes are useless to you and are not worth anything, you just need to keep the bagpipes for me, and you take all the rest." ”

At this moment, McGee suddenly said, "Man, stop teasing him, kill this guy, we're almost there." ”

Gao Yang was very reluctant to kill an innocent passerby, and immediately said: "Forget it, don't kill him, since this guy is a lucky person, let him be lucky to the end, there is no need to kill him, hey, Jensen, listen to me, you won't leak our affairs to anyone, right?" ”

Jensen immediately said: "I swear to God, I will never mention a word about you to anyone, believe me, gentlemen, you saved my life, I will never take revenge, I will immediately, immediately, buy a plane ticket and leave this damned place as quickly as possible." ”

Gao Yang looked at Mark Evan and said in a deep voice, "Let him go, it's a big deal that I knocked him out, so I don't have to kill him." ”

Mark Evan looked at Jensen, then at Gao Yang, and suddenly sneered, and said, "Man, stop pretending, you just found out that my gun is out of bullets, so you immediately threw the gun to me again, and then pretended to be pitiful, right?" ”

Jensen said a little nervously: "Sir, I was only overreacted because I was too shocked, I really only have gratitude to you, absolutely no idea of shooting you, really, I was really just too shocked at the time, as a man, you should understand my feelings and worries at that time." ”

Mark Evan shook his head and said with a smile: "Boy, don't pretend anymore, it's useless, your expression and eyes betrayed you at that time, I'm very sure you threw the gun to me again when you found that the gun was out of bullets." ”

Jensen hesitated for a moment, then finally nodded and said, "That's right, sir, that's it, but I really won't shoot, I'm just, I was really just a little panicked at the time, otherwise I wouldn't have made such a move as snatching a gun that would kill me instantly, and I have at least two guns behind me, I really didn't plan to shoot." ”

Mark Evan looked out the window and suddenly said, "Stop." ”

McGee parked the car on the side of the road, and when the car stopped, Mark Evan said: "For the sake of the person behind you, and for the sake of you making me very happy, I won't kill you, Jensen, like a normal passenger who gets off the bus, take your luggage and leave, don't look back, don't try to look at the looks of the two people behind you, if I find you turning back, I will kill you." ”

"Thank you, thank you very much, I really appreciate you so much, gentlemen, I wish you all a good luck, may God bless you, you will be okay sir."

While saying words of thanks, Jensen opened the car door behind him with his hands behind his back, and after getting out of the car backwards, he didn't turn around, dragged the three suitcases off the back seat, and immediately dragged the suitcases forward.

Watching Jensen walk a long way away, and indeed did not look back, Mark Evan sighed: "It is true that you can't kill a lucky person, otherwise you will be damned, even more so when I just escaped by luck and may save a life, now I just hope that those cleaners will help save my life, okay, McGee, keep driving, ram, you can call the cleaners." (To be continued......)