Whether rich or poor, people will have wishes, some of which are absurd and unrealizable, and some of which are ordinary and simple at their fingertips.

Su Xiaoxiao is a girl who loves to dream, and she has had all kinds of wishes since she was a child, of course, the girl's wishes are too dreamy and vain, and most of them are impossible to achieve.

However, when one day she was given a chance to make any wish come true, she only made a mundane wish that most people crave.

Here's the thing, Su Xiaoxin was walking on the road, and a disaster fell from the sky, and she was hit by a girl who jumped off the building and committed suicide, but the finger that jumped off the building broke a little Su Xiaoxiao's neck was crushed and she lost her breath on the spot.

A qiē happened in an instant, and by the time Su Xiaoxiao reacted, she was already floating in mid-air, and there were two guys standing in front of her, wearing orange monk robes, not like monk robes, and Taoist robes, one tall and one short.

These two guys sang together, and when Su Xiaoqi was confused, they sang and sang a lot, and Su Xiaoxiao was dizzy, the only thought was that she was dead, and then the key points grasped in the crackling preaching of the two weird guys were that she died unjustly, and in layman's terms, it was an accidental death, and the two guys in front of them were immortals, and their positions were similar to China's bull heads and horse faces, and angels in the West.

After understanding this, Su Xiaoxiao asked hopefully: "Since you are immortals, can you resurrect me?"

The two guys glanced at each other, and said righteously: "We are immortals, we can't bend the law for personal gain, and it is against the way of heaven to resurrect the dead." ”

"Oh!" Su Xiaoxiao sighed in disappointment for a while, and then asked: "Then what now? According to what you say, we don't actually deserve to die, my death was an accident, since this should be compensated, right? I have never done anything bad, I usually hand over my wallet when I pick it up, and I often help the old man cross the road." ”

The short man is more eloquent, and immediately said: "This is an accident that everyone doesn't want, according to your Yang world, no one should be responsible for this, of course, in humanitarianism, we will let you cast a good baby in the next life, live a perfect next life, and live a good life." ”

The tall man added: "Aren't there girls who love beauty? You look a little ordinary in this life, and it is not a problem to want to be a peerless beauty in the next life, and even you can choose who you want to be reincarnated into, such as a rich businessman or a family of political elites, of course, more ordinary, enjoy a little more family warmth, and it is not a problem for families such as teachers and doctors." ”

Su Xiaoxiao is open-minded by nature, the matter has come to this, she thinks that this is not bad, she has lived too hard in this life, if she can have a good baby in the next life, have a happy childhood, and live a perfect life, it can be regarded as a blessing in disguise.

But after living for more than 20 years, experience told her that there is no such cheap thing in this world, and the happiness in the eyes of others may not be felt by the person concerned, so he said: "This is okay, but you have to tell me first, what kind of person will I throw into the stomach of the next life, it is best to take me to meet my parents in the next life, I hope my parents are a kind couple, of course, the more money, the better, how can I not be poor and white, I have suffered enough in this life." ”

The short man and the tall man suddenly looked a little weird when they heard Su Xiaoxiao's request, and hesitated for a while before saying: "Of course, our work is very conscientious, when the time comes, you will choose to reincarnate in that family, we will pick out a bunch of happy families for you to choose, just now I said that the rich businessman is no problem, definitely one is richer than the other, if you like the one, you will vote in that belly." ”

Is there such a good thing?Su Xiaoxiao squinted her eyes and couldn't wait to say, "Then let's go, don't rub it off." ”

The two guys looked embarrassed, and the tall man said cautiously: "This is not so fast, we need time to do things, and we have to slowly investigate and select for you, which is also responsible for your happiness in the next life." ”

Su Xiaoxiao was right to think about it, and a grateful smile appeared on her face, "You guys are really serious about your work, reincarnation is indeed a prudent thing, and if you vote for the wrong one, you will be ruined for a lifetime." ”

The short man smiled and said, "It's good that you can understand, we are also very hard to be immortals." ”

Su Xiaoxiao felt that these two immortals had a very good attitude, they really deserved to be immortals, and in their previous life, they didn't know how much merit they had cultivated before they became immortals, so they immediately flattered: "It's my blessing to meet a responsible immortal like you, by the way, how long do you want to investigate? a week, or a month?"

When the two immortals heard Su Xiaoxiao's flattery, their expressions became even more embarrassed, and they glanced at each other, and then the short man made a gesture of six.

"Six days?" Is the efficiency still quite fast? Su Xiaoxiong was happy.

The short man shook his head.

"Six weeks?" Su Xiaoxiao didn't think it was a long time.

The short man still shook his head.

"Six years?" Su Xiaoxiao screamed, this has been too long,

The short man still shook his head.

"Don't sue me for sixty years?" Su Xiaoxiao suddenly became angry, "What did you just say that the investigation was a lie to me, right? Sixty years, my grandparents in the next life are estimated to have not been reincarnated, let alone my parents' reserve candidates." ”

"Don't get excited, don't get excited," the short fairy tried to appease Su Xiaoxiao's feelings, carefully considering his words, "Although it takes more time, it is still worth it to be able to change to a happy next life, you see that so many people in the world today would rather sell their blood and organs in exchange for a little money, and they must find you a rich family to reincarnate." ”

"Happy next life. Su Xiaoxiao sneered, "When I am a fool? Can you guarantee that I will be happy for the rest of my life if I have a rich and good child?" When I was raised by loving parents when I was a child, I married a wonderful husband when I became an adult, and gave birth to a pair of lovely and filial children, and I was happy until I closed my eyes?"

The two immortals were speechless for a moment, this happiness is not inevitable, they can guarantee that she will be reincarnated into a happy family with loving parents, this can be investigated in advance, as for who she marries when she becomes an adult, it is not up to them to decide, the divorce rate of modern people is so high, even if they forcibly pull the red line, there is no guarantee that they themselves will not be torn off.

Even Su Xiaoxiao herself died in vain, life is impermanent, and it is uncertain whether the family she reincarnated in will be safe until she grows up.

As for the birth of filial piety and lovely children, it is even more impossible to guarantee, most of the children are related to the education of their parents and the surrounding environment, and the gods are also difficult to control people's hearts, and they cannot determine people's hearts.

These two immortals couldn't be lured, so they wanted to threaten, and the black face was sung by the tall man, and he immediately said with a straight face: "Su Xiaoxiao, this is the best arrangement we can give you, don't be ignorant, beware that there is no good way to reincarnate."

If the soft one doesn't work, the hard one will come, Su Xiaoxiao is a top student at a prestigious university, studied finance in his spare time, and has learned the negotiation methods in this regard, if the other party can really decide her fate lightly, then there is no need to waste time talking to her so much nonsense just now.

Su Xiaoxiao laughed angrily, "The world is full of this unfairness, I can't imagine that the sky is the same, in a word, I don't want to, look at you like that, there will be no good place for me to wait for reincarnation for sixty years, if you have any strong means, just use it." ”

The two immortals are speechless, what they are most afraid of encountering is this kind of soft and hard not to eat, and the mind is easy to make, they are not good to be immortals, ten generations of good people in exchange for a chance to become immortals, and through guò heavy assessment to become immortals, there are people in the world every day who want to become immortals, immortals are not old and immortal, the position is limited, the competition is fierce, this one is not good, you will be demoted to become an ordinary person to start over.

This Su Xiaoxiao guessed correctly, waiting for the sixty years of reincarnation, they could only let her spend it like a prison, so they didn't dare to say it at first, thinking that when they first promised to lure Su Xiaoxin with benefits, they told her that everything was bitter first and then sweet.

Unexpectedly, this Su Xiaoxiao just suffered a catastrophe, her mind can still be so calm and sober, she really has to be imprisoned for sixty years, and this is different from other prisons, in order to keep her soul intact and not eroded by external forces, she can only be maintained in a special container, her consciousness is sober, and her body is hypocritical, this ordinary person must not be able to stand it, and everyone wants to go crazy when she says it, this is definitely not good.

The two immortals had to take the second set of plans, or the short man sang with a white face, and said with an exaggerated smile: "The words are not finished yet, don't worry, forget it if you can't wait, we will think of a way for you, so when you are reincarnated, we can't change it, you should know that it is popular to cross now, right? ”

Su Xiaoxiao was unmoved, and sneered: "Now the bookstores all over the street are crossing novels, and fools also know that crossing may not be able to be a heroine, even if they can be a heroine, they may not be happy, and many people are aggrieved to the end."

Seeing that he couldn't continue to fool around, the short fairy simply put on a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water and said: "You must know that this crossing is not so easy to do, we will help you up and down privately, ask many peers to go a lot of ways, and we can't accept it, we have no choice, who told you that this is our dereliction of duty." If you just want to get rid of your hatred and sue us, we will be punished, your compensation will be less, and you will see more in the world. ”

Su Xiaoxiao's eyes widened, her eyes swept back and forth on these two scum immortals a few times, and she felt that this time they didn't look like they were lying, so she had to say helplessly: "Then where do you want me to travel to?"

As a lesson from the past, the short fairy knows that it can't be too much, and it is best to give the other party a little sweetness, otherwise it is estimated that with this Su Xiao's temper, it will still be troublesome.

After hesitating, the short fairy said with a painful face: "You can choose this, when you don't have the ability to get by, say that we lied to you, declare in advance, everything has advantages and disadvantages, people still have to rely on themselves after all, otherwise even if you are given a bright road, you can't go down, this crossing is also fragrant, many immortals are giving their seven aunts and eight aunts in the mortal world for welfare, one step later good places are occupied, we have a lot of effort to get the road through, you have more opportunities to choose than others...... In this way, just say what kind of life you want, and I'll see if it meets your conditions. ”

Su Xiaoxiao counted with her fingers, and eliminated the ones she didn't like one by one, she didn't have that superior mind with a bunch of best relatives in the house fight, and it must be difficult to mix, not to mention that the only good thing in the house fight is to have a good husband who is single-minded, but in case this heart is directed at someone else, it is not a person's life, the female or the palace fight welfare is good, there is no love, at least there is endless glory and wealth, but unfortunately the IQ requirements are higher, she asked herself the ability to guide the country, thinking about it, there seems to be nothing perfect, It's only sixty years, and I definitely can't go to cultivating immortals.

Su Xiaoxiao frowned and thought for a long time, and finally said: "I want to be a rich man, and I don't rely on my family or men to be rich."

The short fairy was surprised at first, and then a flash of joy flashed in his eyes, he really didn't expect Su Xiaoxiao's requirements to be so low, why did he bother to make so many bends just now, and then forcibly suppressed his excitement, and said: "Aren't you saying that there is a lot of money at your disposal, and it is better to have no father and no mother, right?"

Su Xiaoxiao was a little embarrassed, "You see I'm in my twenties, it's really embarrassing to call a stranger to be my parents, it's easy to show flaws if you don't get it right, this ...... Anyway, I just want to be a rich man, and being rich is the most practical. ”

Happy to be happy, the short fairy still made a statement in advance: "You can think about it, you must know that rich people in this world may not be happy, those rich people have a lot of dirty things, don't say that we hurt you when the time comes." ”

Su Xiaoxiao didn't care and said: "If you don't have money, you can't even do it, you immortals haven't suffered from having no money, you are tired like a dog every day, and you nod to people all day long in order to make a little money." ”

Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, and it makes sense for the two immortals to think about it, and there is a way: "This is your own choice, I only guarantee that you will never lack money after crossing, and the others cannot be guaranteed, don't blame us if you can't mix it up yourself." ”

Where can you get rich and can't get along, the more the two immortals say this, the more Su Xiaoxiao thinks that this is a fat shortage, these two guys don't want to give it to her, so they deliberately scare her, just like those guessing shows on TV, the more sure the host is, the more likely it is to be the correct answer.

The tall fairy went to help Su Xiaoxiao handle the crossing, and the short fairy accompanied Su Xiaoxiao to chat.

Su Xiaoxiao sat on the clouds, watching the white clouds slowly drift under him, and the blue sky above his head was like a jewel, the scenery in the sky was really beautiful! The so-called fairyland really did not disappoint, and it is worth doing good deeds for several lifetimes to seek a place.

Hearing Su Xiaoxiao's sigh, the short fairy disagreed, "If you look at these every day, you won't feel anything." ”

"That's right, no matter how beautiful the scenery is, there will be a boring day. Su Xiaoxiao nodded, glanced at the strange robe on the short fairy, and said casually: "You immortals are almost omnipotent, so you don't have any pursuit of things outside your body, right?"

"What do you mean?" The short fairy saw Su Xiaoxiao looking at him with a look of disagreement.

"It's nothing, I just think that people rely on clothes, shouldn't you immortals also talk about some images? Especially you immortals who help people who have just died, it is easier to dress better and give people a good impression. Su Xiaoxiao really doesn't like the clothes on these two immortals, but think about it, maybe other immortals don't care about the taste of the laity, so some people with beautiful souls will be very comfortable when they come up to see such immortals, as for those laity, don't pay attention to it.

Unexpectedly, the short fairy said, "This is natural, we have to talk about the image of everything we do, we have always been responsible for the work, so I wear the latest style of clothing designed by your human designers every time, and this one on me is the latest style at a famous brand clothing exhibition this year, just out the day before yesterday, except for the model is the first one we wear." The short fairy spun around as he spoke, posing as a model.

This is still the most popular new fashion this year? She thought it was an old antique of which era, Su Xiaoxiao resisted the urge to burst into laughter, since she was a child, she knew that it was very impolite to laugh at other people's clothes.

Seeing Su Xiaoxiao's too obvious smile, the short fairy suddenly felt that the clothes on his body didn't seem to be so fashionable.

After being depressed for a moment, he turned around, and the clothes on his body changed into a more ordinary suit, looking like a senior executive.

Su Xiaoxiao said slightly apologetically: "You don't have to be like this, the dress just now is very good." ”

The short fairy had a dull expression and said, "The expression on your face doesn't seem to be like this." ”

Su Xiaoxiao smiled, it seems that immortals are sometimes the same as mortals, at least some vanity is still there, she waved her hand and said: "I am an ordinary girl of the grassroots class, I have never studied fashion things, my taste has always been very poor, I can't appreciate good things that are too avant-garde, don't mind my opinion." ”

The short fairy smiled bitterly and sighed: "You young girls can't appreciate it, and we can't appreciate the thousand-year-old antiques, but it's important that the clothes are good or others think they are good, and I'm also working for the sake of the gods." ”

After seeing Su Xiaoxiao's comprehensible expression, the short fairy took the opportunity to say: "So don't blame us, if there is really any absolutely happy life, all the immortals have already broken their heads, and it is not harmful for us to let you wait for sixty years before being reincarnated, crossing is a technical job, you look at so many rebirth texts, the environment before and after rebirth is the same, the conditions are the same, but the parties have changed their attitude towards life, it is a different situation." ”

Su Xiaoxiao faced the short fairy's heart-to-heart words, but she had the heart of a villain, she didn't know each other, why did this fairy talk so hard?

I have to say that this immortal has lived for thousands of years, and his ability to observe words and colors is not bad, and seeing the obvious expression on Su Xiaoxiao's face, you can guess what she means.

It's hard to be a good person! The same goes for the fairy, it's rare for him to be kind, but this little girl doesn't appreciate it, and the short fairy is too lazy to waste saliva, there are no absolutes in the world, maybe this girl can really kill a happy road in adversity?

The tall fairy soon returned, and after the matter was done, the short fairy solemnly told her, "No matter what, you have to survive sixty years before coming back, otherwise we will all be in trouble." ”

Su Xiaoxiao nodded, and when she was about to say something, the short fairy pushed her, and she fell into the boundless darkness.

How anxious, Su Xiaoxiao couldn't help but curse secretly, what a god, she pushed her down without even saying her words clearly, if she went over and found out that they lied to her, she would definitely die immediately and come back to settle accounts with them.

After Su Xiaoxiao went down,

The short fairy asked the tall fairy, "Who did you find for her?"

The tall fairy said: "A widow with a lot of property, really no father or mother, has a son, her husband just took his last breath, leaving Wanguan's family wealth for her to squander, she still has a large dowry, if you want to guard her son or remarry with the dowry." ”

The short man nodded, "This is exactly what she wants, are you really sure that husband is dead and won't be resurrected?"

"Of course, her husband has been frail since he was a child, and the oil has run out early, even if a ghost comes in to occupy it, he can't survive, don't believe it. The tall fairy took out a mirror for the short fairy to see, and before the short fairy could see it, he suddenly screamed, "Oh my God, I seem to have mistaken the ...... of the age."