Chapter Thirty-Six: Successfully Fooling the Shaolin Monk to Join the Gold List!
Di Qian's martial arts breakthrough is simply too timely.
The fat man is ready to bury the Shaolin side, due to the timely breakthrough of Di Qian's martial arts. The fat man saw the hope of living again....
Well, it's the hope of the monks to live.
Now I am here to reveal to you the secret, why the fat man must have these eighteen warrior monks~
"These eighteen warrior monks have mediocre roots, and some of them don't have roots and bones yet... Because the fat master saw one in the [Gongfa Pavilion], and it was also the only one that didn't cost money..."
The name said: "Eighteen Arhats Golden Body Array"
In fact, this is also one of the main reasons why the fat man went to Shaolin...
As for Hongzhi, it was a pure accident... But this accident made the fat man really surprised in the future....
"In the past, there was a beautiful woman Gongsun, who danced with a sword and moved in all directions.
The spectators are depressed like mountains, and the heavens and the earth are low for a long time. ”
Di Qian was chanting the mantra while dancing... The perfect angelic face, devilish figure, and beautiful dancing posture have brought the fat man into the infinite YY~~~
"Cousin...."
A halo of light swayed on the body of the academy and the injured in Shaolin...
The wound is recovering at a speed visible to the naked eye ....
The sound of bone dislocation came from Gosho's body....
Di Qian's "Phoenix Dancing Willows" can not only treat external injuries at this stage, but also repair internal injuries and bones, although it is a bit tiring, but it can still be done reluctantly...
Looking at the expressions on everyone's faces, from complex to simple, to serene.
Not the serenity of the dead, but the serenity of the easing of pain....
(I don't explain it, but there is a little cutie who will want to be crooked....) So, don't blame me for lying to the word.. )
Di Qian's forehead beads of sweat fell to the ground drop by drop....
The fat man who watched it was only distressed.. But the fat man can't help, he can't even convey a little vitality...
There is too much difference in the heart method, one is the therapeutic heart method, and the other is the kendo heart method... Ay...
Di Qian turned the last lap, and finally, collapsed and fainted....
Wuzhang has also returned from the line of life and death....
(In other words, Xiaomei's shield is anti, and it is true that Niu B~ If this is the next copy to fight the BOSS, I don't know if Xiaomei can really T the monster.... )
The fat man dodged and hugged Di Qian....
Then put her into the glass ring, so that Di Qian could rest quietly.
Although Tang Shaobao and the others also woke up, the fat man also received them into the ring for safety...
Only Shaolin and others were left.. Because the fat man has something to ask them...
"Old monk, are you healed?"
Hongzhi: "Amitabha.... Thank you, donor...."
"What's inside, don't thank me yet... Shaolin is gone.. What are your plans for the future?"
Hongzhi: "Oh, we..... What? What are you talking about????? gone."
It seems that Hongzhi has forgotten everything that happened in Shaolin, but he seems to remember it again... I just don't want to believe it...
"Shaolin is gone, razed to the ground...."
"....." Hongzhi is speechless...
Then again, Hongzhi is an orphan who grew up in Shaolin... Although science and technology are developed, Shaolin has everything... But Hongzhi really takes Shaolin as his home... treats every monk as a family member, so he can mix in the position of abbot...
However, now Shaolin is gone, and the home is gone... What should he do?
Hongzhi: "Hey, it's all to blame on the old man. If it weren't for the greed of the old man, how could he sow such evil fruits.... Shaolin's centuries-old foundation..... Hey...."
"Alright, Great Monk.... I have a suggestion, you listen, if we can discuss, if not, please take it easy, I will take the eighteen Arhats away..."
I'm K, it's a threat. The little monk has been taken away, where can the old monk go, but it is still necessary to say...
Hongzhi: "Actually, if I live to this age, how can I not understand. You are extraordinary people.... It's just that I have one thing to be curious about, and I ask the donor to make it clear..."
"Hmm, are you playing tricks? Since you want a slope, then I'll lend you a donkey..."
"Say it. ”
Hongzhi: "I want to ask the donor, where are you sacred, why did you choose to come to Shaolin..."
This question made the fat man very embarrassed.... Could it be that he came from time crossing? Could it be that Shaolin is robbing martial arts and people? No, the fat man wants to keep his tall cards....
"Good question, who we are, it doesn't matter, you just need to know that we are teachers and students of Jinbang Academy..."
"As for why I went to Shaolin, it's because the Shaolin Pudu sentient beings say that it's very similar to what I did..."
Hongzhi: "I would like to hear about it...."
Okay, let's start the fat man's pretending moment....
The fat man spent an hour adding oil and vinegar to describe the great plan to save the earth... Then I emphasized myself as the leader of this plan, and finally emphasized the need for talents like Shaolin again...
Hongzhi originally thought that the matter of Pudu sentient beings was just talking about it in the Buddhist scriptures.... And now it's possible... This Nima is too in line with the fearless spirit of Shaolin, so ......
The point is that you can live longer by practicing the so-called exercises....
The latter, in particular, deeply touched Hongzhi... So Hongzhi chose to get on this "thief ship" that leads to the point of no return...
At the same time, with these arhats who don't understand anything....
So, Hongzhi began his brainwashing magic... I said what the fat man just said, and I added oil and vinegar to it...
And then the fact that the protagonist became Shaolin was emphasized again....
Then, these warrior monks who only knew how to eat and cultivate followed Hongzhi on this "thief ship" of no return...
The end of the story is "The fat man successfully brainwashed Hongzhi, and Hongzhi successfully brainwashed the eighteen Arhats... Then they got on the fat man's "thief ship" together..."
In this way, there are 19 more people in Jinbang Academy~~
As a greeting gift, the fat man gritted his teeth and stomped his feet.... I bought a total of 19 [ask the Dao sticks]...
These sticks, whether from elastic ... Weight, length.. It's much better than their previously unknown metals...
As a gift to enter the school, they naturally like it very... The weapon is metal, though. It can be held in the hand, and it is lighter than a wooden stick...
Attributes aside, the warrior monks are very happy just to be able to touch their own sticks often...
The warrior monks can't say it, but Hongzhi does know... It's exactly the same as the arhat stick recorded in their books...
And in Shaolin's original Luohan stick, it is obviously a high imitation...
Looking at the fat man's atmosphere, I feel that even if it is a thief ship, it is worth it....
(Luohan stick, for outsiders, at most used as a stick.) For the warrior monks, it is definitely priceless... )
Fat man: "What's inside, you use these sticks first... When I go back to the academy, I'm buying it for you, oh no, it's for you to practice exercises and martial arts..."
In fact, it's not that the fat master doesn't give it now, because the martial arts he brought haven't been sent to the [Gongfa Pavilion] for upgrading... It's also useless....
Moreover, the only free copy of "Eighteen Arhats Golden Body Array" Fat Master has not been brought with him... Although it's free, the fat man always feels that the martial arts are not simple...
So when there was no suitable person to cultivate, the fat man didn't touch him... I haven't even opened it to see it...
"Great monk, I allow you to set up an independent class in my academy dedicated to the promotion of Buddhism, which can recruit students... There is no difference between you in the academy and you in the temple, and I will also divide a separate area for you to cultivate..."
Hongzhi: "Amitabha, then thank the donor!"
"Great monk, call me fat master in the future." You are not allowed to call me a donor...."
Although Hongzhi didn't understand why the fat man had this request, he still understood that people had to bow their heads under the eaves to the end...
Moreover, the other party didn't say anything inappropriate ... It's just a change of name....
Hongzhi: "Just follow Shi ~~ Fat man. . . ”
Before Shi finished speaking, the fat man threw a look at Hongzhi, so that Hongzhi immediately understood. I immediately changed my tune...
Actually, the fat man has been pretending to be forced throughout the whole process... I want to get my own compulsion up....
Hey, when people are familiar, some people will feel familiar...
For example, Tang Shaobao, now is not as afraid of the fat man as he will be in the future, although he has changed from fear to respect, but the fat man still likes the former Tang Shaobao....
“....”
(Don't say it, in fact, I feel that the fat man sometimes has a not very good brain...) )