Everyone heard that Sun Lu said this, but also reported a little hope, they are not stupid, the current situation, is indeed a great benefit to the king of Han, once the prince is assassinated and killed, there is no one in the court, the king of Han as the son of Chengzu, The younger brother of Renzong, Jing Nan made a lot of meritorious contributions back then, and there were many people in the court who supported him, and it was not impossible to ascend the throne as the emperor, and when the time came, his group of ministers was not a rising tide, not to mention the martial arts of the people in the rivers and lakes, compared to those soldiers, they were higher, eight hundred to five hundred, and in Le'an Prefecture, it can be said that the time and place are favorable to assassinate the prince in one fell swoop?

Zhu Gaoxu looked at everyone's eyes, and a sense of pride welled up in his heart, and he said in his heart: "Today, this king will let you see the strength of this king?"

Huang Yan frowned secretly, although these people in the rivers and lakes dare to fight and kill, they are ruthless! But it may not be the opponent of the Shenji Battalion, and then it is so rash to kill, whether it is successful or not, the Han Wangfu in Le'an Prefecture is inseparable from it no matter what, the Han King wants to ascend the throne as the emperor, although he wants to get rid of the prince, but he also needs fame, if he has no reputation, those nerds don't care what kind of prince you are, the descendants of the Zhu family, I am afraid that you will have to fight to the end, besides, Chengzu has a total of four sons, the eldest son of the emperor Mingrenzong, the second son of Zhu Gaochi, the third son of the Han King Gao Xu, the third son of Zhao Wang Gao Sui, and the fourth son Gao Yao, the ministers can support the third son and the fourth son, and there is no need to support the Han king! At that time, will they still have good fruit to eat?"

Without waiting for Huang Yan to speak, Zhu Gaoxu's eyes flashed, and he smiled and said, "Start preparing immediately and get rid of the prince!"

Huang Yan's heart trembled, and he was about to dissuade him again, but he heard the king of Han say: "All use people from the rivers and lakes, over the years, this king has built a lot of buildings, and it is indispensable to have grudges with people, and it is normal to have some rebellions in the fiefdom, and he killed the prince by mistake, but I can't blame this king, and I can only blame the prince for coming at the wrong time?"

"Yes!" Sun Lu replied, turning around to leave.

At this moment, I heard a shout: "Lord, don't do it!" As soon as the words fell, a middle-aged man in a Confucian robe strode in.

Huang Yanxi said: "Xu Xiucai ......?"

In Le'an City, Yang Zheng's carriage slowly entered, because he was not worried that King Han would do it here, he didn't bother to pay attention to the movements in the city, and sat in the carriage talking with Yang Shiqi and Shen Yanqiu, and the atmosphere was also cheerful.

At this time, Yang Zheng was pulling Yang Shiqi to tell jokes, at first Yang Shiqi did not agree, after all, his identity is a scholar of the dynasty and a cabinet minister, if some obscene jokes are spread, after all, there is a Shi identity, but due to Yang Zheng's continuous persuasion, and if he doesn't say something in the carriage, it is really not like that, so he reluctantly agreed.

The idea was put forward by Yang Zheng, since it started with Yang Zheng, when he was in his previous life, he didn't hear a lot of dyeing jokes, according to his thoughts, he wanted to say some dyeing jokes, is it still a joke if a man doesn't dye it.

After thinking about it, he said: "There is a family that has hired a teacher, and the study is very close to the inner room. One day, when he read the sentence "For example, the mistake of the four seasons" was read by the student, he explained to the student: "Wrong means to take turns and replace." The mistress in the inner chamber heard this, and Mr. Strange intended to tease and insult her, so she sued her master. The master did not understand the meaning of the words, and angrily wanted to drive the gentleman away. The gentleman said, "That's what the book means, it's that you don't understand it, and what sin do I have." So, the school hall was moved to the hall building to avoid noise. One day, the wife and concubine of the owner were playing downstairs, and the husband wanted to pee but had nowhere to pee, so he spilled through the gap in the wall. Unexpectedly, it was poured on the head of the owner's wife and concubine, and the wife and concubine were very angry and sued the master again. Because the master took into account that he had wrongly blamed Mr. before, he must verify it this time and see if there is this allusion in the book. So, he kept flipping through the books, trying to sort things out. Suddenly, he suddenly realized: "It turns out that I am here, otherwise, I would have almost been blamed by you." The wife and concubine hurriedly asked, "What is the evidence?" and the master replied, "You see: Shi Shi came from outside, and poured (poured) his wife and concubine (see Mencius•; the Qi people had a wife and a concubine). As soon as the words fell, he and Yang Shiqi laughed.

Shen Yanqiu's face turned crimson, she glared at him without moving, and scolded in a low voice: "Xialiu!"

Yang Zheng shrunk his neck, and said in his heart: "I'm still lewd, I didn't say anything more obscene?" took Shen Yanqiu's little hand, smiled, and said: "It's just to entertain yourself and others, and ask my sister to bear with me!"

Shen Yanqiu said: "I, I won't?"

Yang Zheng laughed and said: "It's just a joke, how can a smart person like my sister not know?"

Shen Yanqiu saw Yang Zheng's earnest face, but it was not easy to shirk it, and thought for a while and said, "Then, well, people also say one, if you don't say it well, don't you want to be surprised?"

Yang Zheng hurriedly said: "Don't blame, don't blame, sister just say it?"

Shen Yanqiu hummed, blushed and said, "An official has accepted a concubine, but he is afraid of his eldest wife and is not allowed to be free." One day, the official was angry and said, "I have no choice but to play a copy to the emperor." Not long after, he ran back from outside with a yellow calendar and said to his wife, "This is the holy purpose." The wife was terrified. One day when the husband went out, the wife opened the yellow calendar and peeked, and saw that it said that the first month was big and the second month was small, and she said happily: "It turns out that the emperor also has big and small wives." When he saw that March was big and April was small, he said, "It's evenly divided." Seeing that May is small, June is small, July is big, August is big, and the next few months are small, he was furious and said: "There is such an unfair emperor, and all the cool days are for the little wife to enjoy, why do you give me the hot days!" As soon as the words fell, a pretty face was already crimson like fire, Yang Zheng and the others had already laughed so much that tears came out, Yang Zheng looked at Shen Yanqiu with a smile and said: "Sister, don't worry, I won't give you a hot day!"

Shen Yanqiu's little face was as hot as fire, and her little hand gently pushed him and said, "You want to be beautiful?"

"Doesn't my sister like cool days?" Yang Zheng turned his head with a different expression.

"You, are you dead?" Shen Yanqiu was ashamed.

Yang Zheng looked at his delicate appearance, so unmoved, reached out and pinched her little hand and laughed.

The three of them laughed for a while, it was Yang Shiqi's turn to tell jokes, Yang Shiqi was forced to make a living in the early years, and he also saw a lot of places in the north and south, and he heard a lot of jokes, but those dyed jokes couldn't be put on the stage, and second, if there was a woman in the carriage who was too inferior, it would inevitably be embarrassing, and third, his current identity couldn't allow him to say too many jokes, so he raised it for a while.

"Could it be that Brother Yang doesn't know how to tell jokes?" Yang Zheng said with a smile: "Brother Yang is suave, but he is not like a person who can't tell jokes, isn't this joke unpleasant?"

Yang Zheng rolled his eyes and said, "The old man is indispensable to others, how can he be as unbearable as you say?"

Yang Zheng said with a smile: "I'll just say, Brother Yang is the kind of person who doesn't understand humor, otherwise Sister Su Lan wouldn't be obsessed with you, and I've been waiting for you for nearly thirty years?"

Yang Shiqi blushed when he said it, and said with some annoyance: "Do you still let the old man say it?"

Yang Zheng immediately stopped talking.

Shen Yanqiu covered her mouth and smiled, which was extremely moving.

Yang Shiqi glared at Yang Zheng angrily, and thought that his jokes could not be too vulgar, and not too stained, it seemed that he could only find them from the book, finally he was erudite and talented, and he read a lot of poetry books on weekdays, and after thinking about it carefully, he really came up with a joke, and said with a smile: "How about the old man tell you two a joke recorded in Mencius today?"

Yang Zheng said curiously: "Isn't Master Meng a saint, why do saints also tell jokes?"

Yang Shiqi glanced at him angrily, and said, "What about Confucius, who still said that it is sexually sexual? What's wrong with Meng Fuzi saying a few jokes?"

Yang Zheng knew that the scholar Du Kongmeng Daodao at this time had an unimaginable admiration, how could he dare to say anything, hehe smiled, and said: "I'm just curious, Brother Yang doesn't have to be angry, and hurry up?"

Yang Shiqi saw Yang Zheng and Shen Yanqiu's expectation, so he said: "It is said that there is a scholar who wants to marry a concubine. His wife was not happy, so she asked him, "A husband is married to a woman, and a concubine is seen in what canon?" The husband Zhen Zhen said: "Meng Ziyun: "Qi people have a wife and a concubine. It can be seen that concubines have existed since ancient times. ”

Yang Zheng said: "In the book of Mencius, there is indeed this saying, and this woman also has some knowledge?"

Yang Shiqi said: "That wife is not convinced, if it is like Xianggong, I should also recruit two scholars to eat the world." "Why? Who allowed you to have three husbands?", the wife said, "Mencius said," Mencius said that there are three husbands, "big husbands", "small husbands", and "cheap husbands", and looked at them with disdain: "You, you can barely be regarded as a cheap husband." ！”

Yang Zheng was stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud and said, "Interesting, interesting, although this woman's words are a little mean, there is some truth in it?"

Yang Shiqi said: "The difference between Brother Yang's words, the three wives and four concubines that the man said are just jokes, throughout the ancient and modern times, there are three wives and four concubines, this woman's words are really for women's virtues?"

Yang Zheng knows that the origin of the so-called three wives and four concubines refers to the Spring and Autumn Period, a certain monarch of Qi State of a faint talk, jokes, legend that the monarch of Qi was indecided, and even the government and the opposition discussed a lot, and later the monarch jokingly said that the three people after the establishment of the country, and before the thing was done, they died, and even the historian did not know its meaning, saying that there were indeed three extremely noble wives: the main palace, the east palace, and the west palace were three wives;

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