0057 Mild mental retardation

The third largest city in the South China Democratic Republic, Nanling City, 9th district. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Just like most of the urban planning here, the closer to the city center, the more expensive the land is, so generally the rich and the status of the people live in the top number of blocks, and from the sixth block is the place where the common people and the poor live, the ninth block is already the outermost block, also known as the slum, but anyone who has a little ability to live will not live here.

At this moment, in a dirty alley, a garbage truck is parked in the depths of the alley with a fire, under the dim street lamp, a middle-aged sanitation worker in his forties, A Xue is throwing a bag of garbage into the car, it is late at night, the weather is still so hot, he wiped his sweat with a towel hanging around his neck, and cursed loudly Why can't God come to a happy wind and rain, so that these poor people who have no money to buy air conditioning can enjoy the natural air conditioning.

Maybe his swearing was too vicious, which angered God, the calm air suddenly became eerily quiet, and the flies buzzing on the garbage heap disappeared in an instant, Ah Xue was very unaccustomed to this sudden quiet, and looked up a little uneasily.

There seemed to be a huge hole in front of it, and the air around the hole boiled like boiling water, boiling in a shape visible to the naked eye, and then, the hole exploded at once, and countless electric snakes rushed out of it, snorting, and filling the entire street.

"I'm just talking, I don't need to be so serious. "Ah Xue is so big, he has seen such a terrifying and weird scene there, and before he finished speaking, he rolled his eyes and fainted.

After a while, the electric snake dissipated, and a naked man appeared half-squatting, in the shape of a thinker, where the original hollow appeared, and after a good pause, he slowly stood up, and said to himself while moving his stiff joints: "It turns out that cross-border teleportation is this virtue, and I don't bring a single piece of clothing, no wonder those powers are unwilling to go to the lower realm, and they will be laughed to death when they laugh, and what do you say" Son of Destiny', I'll go, 'Son of Red Destiny' is almost the same!"

Of course, this man is Qin Chong in the Nether, he is in an embarrassing place, and he is about to find a way to get a set of clothes there to cover his shame, but at this moment, two dazzling lights shine directly into his eyes, Qin Chong blocked his eyes with his hand, and instinctively wanted to turn sideways to avoid it, and there was an obvious forced smile from the opposite side, and the uncomfortable voice asked: "I am a police officer 1574, did you call the police just now?"

Alarm?

Qin Chong was stunned for a moment, and then knew that it was the identity of the "Child of Destiny" that had taken effect, and hurriedly said, "Yes, sir." ”

"Snatched up?" asked a middle-aged, bearded policeman with a flashlight.

"It's gone. Qin Zhong used his hand to cover the point of walking light.

"What's the name?"

"Qin Chong. ”

"Where's the ID card?" asked another young police officer, who had been observing him for four weeks.

"Sir, you see I still have my ID card hidden all over my body. Qin Chong's words had a bit of an inexplicable taste.

"I've been a police officer for more than 20 years, and I've never seen a man robbed by someone, isn't it robbed of money and sex?" asked the middle-aged policeman with a strange face.

"What did you say?" Qin Chong was a little annoyed.

"Boy, I'm asking if you remember what the person who robbed you looked like?"

Qin Chong was silent, and the police saw Qin Chong's thoughtful expression...... I couldn't help but shudder, it can't really be that masochist!

In fact, Qin Zhong was thinking about how this scene was so familiar, as if he had seen it there, it seemed to be the "Terminator", no, the way of appearance was the same, and then it was different, as if he remembered it, yes, yes, it was the side story "The King of Destruction", it was just the same. Could it be that this is a movie set in an infinite world?

So Qin Zhong tentatively read according to the lines: "Even if you recognize it, forget it, I'm voluntary." ”

"Volunteering!?What does it mean to be voluntary?dude?" This kind of anecdote is unheard of, and in the movie, the two policemen can't help but get closer and take a closer look at the protagonist for the first time.

It turned out that Qin Chong was thinking too much.

The two policemen glanced at each other, took a step back at the same time, touched the holster on their waists, and looked at Qin Zhong with vigilance, there is a monster called Sister Pineapple in this world, who knows if this one in front of him is Brother Pineapple and the like, you horse, you don't have to pay for your life if you die mentally ill.

"Here's the thing, as I walked through here, a man in ragged clothes came up and asked me for twenty dollars to buy something to eat. ”

Qin Chong already understood that he was too suspicious, and he sat down, his heart was relieved, and his bad taste rose, so he simply read according to the plot in the movie, isn't he a "child of fate"?

"I saw that he was pitiful, so I gave it to him. ”

Qin Chong's hands formed into fists and placed them on the side of his open mouth, looking scared. If a girl does this, it must be cute and cute. If the identity is changed to a man, it is definitely more than a stupid and stupid picture, which makes people have the urge to beat up.

At this point, Qin Chong's demeanor was natural, his tone was smooth, and his logic was clear, which was enough to prove that he was not a neurotic. The vigilance of the two policemen was instantly struck by each other, this society where everyone calculates each other, there is really such a prehistoric creature called integrity?

He also said that he still had a wife and a son, had nothing to eat, no clothes to wear, and was very cold. ”

Qin Chong's voice became more and more sincere, and he almost had to commend his acting skills with tears of sympathy.

The two policemen could only ask Cangtian speechlessly, is this the hottest dog day in July, big brother, you either work in cold storage or come from an alien, right, it's still cold, it's cold?

Then he came over, took off my clothes, took my wallet and phone, and asked me if I minded. ”

Qin Chong's tone of being a master who regards money as dung, but his whole body is a little lacking in confidence.

The police have become numb, and this is all a natural thing, and anyone else would do it.

"I'll just say it's a little mindful, but forget it if you're so pathetic. ”

If Qin Chong is a woman, it is estimated that at least nine out of ten people believe that she is the Holy Mother.

The last suspicion in the policeman's mind was dispelled, and the idea of this prehistoric creature was completely different from the perspective of normal human thinking.

"I took off my underwear myself, and I thought I would help people to the end. ”

Qin Zhong swore that he was definitely internally injured when he said this, and an abnormal red tide surged up on his body.

Rao is police uncle is well-informed, nervous wear-resistant, but also greatly surprised, this mind, either a reincarnation saint or a natural idiot, although it is obviously the latter a little more, but it also shows that he has a little bit of a possibility that it is not.

"But I'm afraid I'll be caught and jailed, saying that I exposed that body in public"

At this time, Qin Chong showed the moral cultivation that a newcomer living in a civilized country should have.

Uncle Policeman finally breathed a sigh of relief, it felt good that he no longer had to be judged by his conscience, in front of a noble person, as long as he was a person, he couldn't help but feel that his conscience was always roasted on the fire.

"So I'll borrow my phone back and call the police first, I want to explain to you first, that's it. ”

…… Silent...... Silent......

A minute later, it was the policeman who had super psychological endurance, picked up the chin that fell on the ground, and the middle-aged policeman said calmly: "Understood!"

Then he picked up the walkie-talkie and shouted: "Patrol 1574, I found an exhibitionist at the corner of the street, suspected of being mildly mentally handicapped and obstructing official business, please send a car over immediately." ”

"Sir, is there any mistake, do you want me to repeat what happened again?"

"Take it away!"

"But ......"

"Let's go, retarded exhibitionist!"

"That's true, that person just now is really pitiful!"

"In this world, people like you are called pitiful!"

The power of modern society lies in the fact that it is either in harmony with the rules or in the same stream as death. Uncle police can't bear to let a noble person die out, so he can only give him a solid lesson in reality, although it is cruel, but isn't this society like this, it's also for his good, isn't it?

……

So an hour later, Qin Chong appeared in the interrogation room of the pre-trial section of the police station, dressed in prisoner's clothes and handcuffed.

A big hand rudely pressed Qin Zhong on a stool, and said in a rough voice, "Sit down!"

Qin nodded and didn't say anything.

A dazzling high-power fluorescent lamp hit his face directly, and it was snow-white in front of him, Qin Chong had to avoid it sideways, the big hand twisted his head, aimed at the light, and shouted: "Be honest!"

Qin Chong faintly felt that something was wrong, even if he really exposed his body in public, he didn't need this kind of treatment, this was completely the treatment of a major suspect.

At this time, someone on the other end of the light coughed lightly, and the owner of the big hand withdrew his hand and stood beside Qin Chong. The trial officially began.

"Name?"

"Qin Chong. ”

"Gender"

"Unknown!"

"What did you say!"

"You guys can't see if you're professional, and I can't see if I'm not a professional. ”

"It's not good for you to play tricks with us here, and those who know the image will do everything you do, otherwise, hum, you'll have to suffer!"

"Isn't it clear what happened? Is it wrong for me to donate everything I have to people who need it more than me?"

"Don't shy away from the important, your accomplices have all been explained, what you have done is clear to us, and now is your last chance to confess. ”

"Well, it's really hard for you, the person who took my clothes has been found, please help me ask and return my ID card. I really can't remember my ID card when I'm not wearing clothes. ”

"That's right, I'll keep the ID card for you first, you first explain why you don't have to wear clothes to join the 'Eternal Life Society', it's not impossible to go out clearly, our policy is to treat the sick and save people, not to beat them to death with a stick, only the main culprit, like you blinded ordinary people, as long as you make it clear, you will be fine......"

"Excuse me, interrupt. Sir, what did you just say about the 'Eternal Life Society', it seems that there is a certain association in our unit, and there are many big people who are members, of course, I am also a small member, but I don't understand very well, can you give me more hints?"

The luck of this child of fate is really not covered, there are clues to the door so soon, Qin Chong has a reason to let it go.

"That's the attitude of cooperation, let's continue the previous conversation. ”

"Gender"

"Male"

"Age"

“20”

"Address"

"Unit Dormitory"

"Work Unit"

"The Institute of Physics is part of the Nanling Quantum Research Laboratory"

"Position"

"Laboratory Assistant"

At this moment, someone hurriedly pushed open the door of the pre-trial room, quickly walked behind the light and whispered to the person who had just spoken, and saw the light in front of him swishing in other directions. The person behind the light laughed and walked quickly towards Qin Chong, and said in a loud voice: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, pure misunderstanding! Assistant Qin, you are free!"

What kind of god turn? I just have a clue, what freedom do you give me, do I need you to give this thing, isn't it a young master's boast, this shabby place, I can come if I want, I can go if I want, can I use you to give it?

"Well, officer, it's better to be cautious, let's move on to the Eternal Life Society. ”

"Oh, Mr. Xiao Qin's mood is not small, it's no wonder, he has been misunderstood after doing a good deed, and no one is happy in his heart, I apologize to you for our work mistakes!"

At this time, Qin Chong's eyes got used to it, the person who came was tall, pot-bellied, semi-bald, and full of horizontal meat, it was hard to believe that the mouth that was as cold and hard as iron a moment ago was already full of enthusiastic warm words at this time.

Qin Chong said unwillingly: "Our unit does have something to do, there are really many big shots!"

"Understand, understand, trade union, that unit has it, your mentor Professor Wang, Congressman Wang, these big names must be members, I heard that even Mayor He is your honorary president, otherwise this time there will alarm his old man to personally inquire about your situation!"

When Qin Zhong heard that it was the mayor who asked in person, he knew that the matter had stopped, and he said to the police officer with the last trace of luck: "Officer, you see, I did expose that body in public, let's talk for a while!"

The police officer looked at him with some sympathy, this prison is addicted, you must know that my brother has not given you the means. Thinking that the mild mental retardation written in the report really made sense, he said to Qin Zhong earnestly:

"Don't tell you the little brother, most of our police are the mayor's people, but my brother hasn't seen him care so much about the old man, and he made three calls in a row to ask about this, even if his nephew committed the crime last year, it was just two phone calls in a row, you don't want to live up to his old man's expectations." ”

He also said that it is good for young people to help others, but you should also pay attention to the impact, it is not good to not wear clothes at every turn, so that you can go to the hospital to issue a certificate when you are free these days to prove that you are not mentally ill, and to block the mouths of those reporters below. Don't worry, it's right in front of the 'Love Healing' medical center, and my brother and I will notify the relevant attending doctor later." ”

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