Chapter 374: One Thrill, Two Meat Balls!
"You roar at me, you girl, are you fat, don't you bow your head to me and admit your mistake," Ye Xiuwen covered his ?......face.
"Nima, there are many kinds of death, why do you choose to be eaten by demon beasts and commit suicide?"
At this moment, Xiaohu, Xiao Yu, and the middle-aged man 'Chen Wang', as well as Xiao Yang, who had just woken up, all agreed that Ye Xiuwen was rushing to die.
The person was floating in the air, only less than three meters away from the golden python snake.
As long as that monster opened its mouth, it was as if Ye Xiuwen would be sucked into his mouth, wouldn't this be rushing to death?
And this guy even didn't choose what to say, scolding the golden python snake there, he was afraid of his immortality!
"Roar!"
Sure enough, the golden python snake was angered by Ye Xiuwen, and let out an angry roar, the muscles of his entire body were tense, and he was completely trying to swallow Ye Xiuwen with a blow.
"You still dare to be fierce with me? Lao Tzu's words, do you not listen, or do you not understand?"
Ye Xiuwen was also angry, and his cool arms rolled up his sleeves, this was completely about to start a hand-to-hand fight with the golden python snake.
"Little brother, don't you? You're still young,...... Moreover, even if you die, it is better to keep a useful body and rescue Xiao Yang?......"
Chen Wangzhong was honest and honest, he couldn't bear Ye Xiuwen to die like this, and reminded him.
"Tsk, if you ask me to save it, I'll save it, then wouldn't I be very faceless? Lao Tzu won't save people,......"
Ye Xiuwen turned around and reasoned, what about the golden python snake before? This could have been Chen Wang who provoked him.
"Eh, you, why are you like this? Anyway, you are going to die, it is better to rescue my brother, even if you are a meritorious person, we can burn some paper money for you in the future, lest you become a frozen ghost or a starving ghost,......
Xiao Yu looked very angry, obviously Brother Chen Wang is kind, you are going to die anyway, it is better to save people, and then be eaten by the big snake, wouldn't this kill two birds with one stone?
But she didn't expect that the other party should refuse her kindness, so she was furious.
"Eh, I said you're a woman, you're not tall, your breasts aren't big, and you look so bent, why do you speak so viciously?
Who said Lao Tzu was going to die? Lao Tzu was hungry and looking for something to eat!"
Ye Xiuwen was also very angry, and originally wanted to come to a hero to save the beauty! I didn't want to meet such a rude woman.
"Drink? Do you dare to say that I am not tall and have a small breast? I still look good, and I still want to make things right? Where am I not big?"
The girl was so angry that she actually shot towards Ye Xiuwen, and she was completely going to fight.
"What's the matter? Say you're still not convinced, you're big? You show it and show it to Lao Tzu?" Ye Xiuwen didn't believe it at all.
"Huh, it's bright, it's ,......"
"Sister Xiao Yu, don't ......," Xiaohu screamed.
"Sister Xiao Yu?......" Chen Wang covered his eyes.
"Sister......" Xiao Yang couldn't bear to look at it directly.
But it was too late to say anything at the moment, Xiao Yu was so angry that he really pulled out his chest.
"Poof!"
Ye Xiuwen saw everything at the moment, white, tender, as if he would pinch out milk.
"Alas, it's the first time I've seen such a bold girl like you in my life, and my wish is enough, and I'm so happy that I'm dying!"
Ye Xiuwen opened his arms and his body fell freely, and it was at this moment that Xiao Yu knew that he had been fooled, and he screamed in fright, and hurriedly sorted out his clothes.
"You dead scumbag, you dare to lie to me, I want you to look good!"
Xiao Yu pulled out the long sword from behind his back, and wanted to give Ye Xiuwen a sword. But she didn't want to be at this moment, a golden light and shadow, reflected in the afterglow of the setting sun, so that she couldn't open her eyes at all.
"Ahh
The golden python snake swept past Xiao Yu's side, and did not attack her, but went straight to Ye Xiuwen.
Because it's this guy, it's so faceless, not only scolded it as soon as he came, but also dared to quarrel with others when he was facing the enemy, it was uncles and aunts who couldn't bear it, so they had to eat him.
"Roar!"
"It's over......"
The golden python roared, while Xiao Yu and the others thought that Ye Xiuwen was finished, and he couldn't be saved from death, and there would not even be a corpse left.
But...... But at this time, perhaps no one thought that when everyone agreed that Ye Xiuwen's bones were about to be gone. But a bolt of lightning fell out of thin air and slashed directly on the head of the golden python snake!
"Whew!"
The golden python snake let out a miserable scream, and its whole body was all the way to death.
"Fog grass!"
Xiao Yu was stupid, and at this time, not only was she stupid, but none of the few people present were still sober.
"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host, the invisible pretending to be forced is successful, and you get +50 ,......"
"Dingdong ,......"
............
"Eh, Lao Tzu pretended to be forced for a long time, and it was only 50 points?"
Ye Xiuwen felt that he was a failure to pretend to be forced today, he had done so many things, but he had 200 more points to force him, which was simply not worth it, he still had to find someone who pretended to be forced.
"How do you eat it?"
Ye Xiuwen took out his own gourmand recipe, but when he saw that he could cook another home-cooked dish, he could become a second-level gourmet.
The first dish is 'Shallot Tofu Mix', the second is 'Fire-breathing Golden Roasted Wings', the third is 'Super Rotating Roast Lamb Leg', and the fourth is 'Fried, Grilled, Stinky Tofu'.
So what's next? He's going to study, he's going to study, whether it's going to be eaten burned, or is it boiled?
"Oh, big brother, you are really amazing, what kind of kung fu did you use just now, can you teach me?"
A child dressed in animal skin and with thick limbs fell, and it was the little tiger.
Xiaohu is only about sixteen years old, with black hair, just like artemisia, and I don't know why this guy is dressed like this.
"Teach you?"
Ye Xiuwen glanced at Xiaohu, and then shook his head, because this thunder and lightning technique is not martial arts, it was brought out by him from the 'legendary world', how can he teach it to others?
"The master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship,......"
But seeing Ye Xiuwen shaking his head, Xiaohu was quite realistic, kowtowed and bowed, he planned to sit on this matter.
"Xiaohu, get up quickly, what are you begging him to do? We still have to go to the Valley of the Wicked to apprentice? The master there is not much better than him? Do you want to learn any kung fu?"
Xiao Yu fell between the two and directly picked up Xiaohu.
"Thank you for saving your brother's life! Dare to ask your brother's name, it's unforgettable......
Xiao Yang also came over at this moment, although he was slightly injured, but there was nothing serious.
"You don't have to thank me, in fact, it's all your sister's credit, if he hadn't used human-flesh-bomb-bomb on me, I guess I wouldn't have saved you, hehe......"
Ye Xiuwen smiled darkly, and as a result, the little face of 'Xiao Yu' turned purple in an instant!