Chapter 476: Don't-***, look at Lao Tzu pretending!

Fall in love with 630bookla on your book network, the fastest update of the latest chapter of the super face slap system of martial arts!

"Cheers!"

The smoky center of Dazhai is carnival at the moment, and the bandits are only drunk today, taking the money they have robbed, squandering to their heart's content, and drinking from early morning until evening every day.

Today, it is no exception, the three masters went out to get people, and they didn't return in the middle of the ring, and no one even noticed it.

"Ugh!"

The Chinese army sat upright, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, wearing a jacket made of tiger skin, and two large axes pinned to his waist.

This axe is almost the size of a pot lid, made of black iron, and can be called a yellow-level high-grade weapon, which is inserted by him at will, burping wine.

Looking at his face again, it was a big man with a black face, who was two meters tall when he sat down, and if he stood up and felt it, he was at least three meters away.

With a big mouth and a beard, he is the head of the Axe Gang, and he is the big boss - Black Whirlwind.

Beside the black whirlwind, there was another person, this person was dressed in plain white, holding a palm-sized silver axe in his hand, and he was picking the stains on his fingernails.

He is the second master of the 'little white snake', insidious, and a wise man.

But the realm is not low, and with the black whirlwind, it is also the strength of the five layers of the knot.

"Huh?" the little white snake rarely drank and stood up in vain.

"What's the matter?" Black Whirlwind saw that the little white snake moved, and straightened his body slightly.

"It's strange, the third child has been out for a while, why hasn't he come back?" the little white snake said as if to himself.

"Yes, why haven't you come back, eh? Who are you? How dare you sit in front of Lao Tzu and drink and eat meat?"

It had been a long time before the black whirlwind reflected that there were two people dressed in ordinary gang clothes, one on each side, sitting at their own tables eating and drinking.

"Who am I, you ask? Hehe! I'm your father."

"Poof!"

All the bandits present sprayed specially, in this righteous hall, who dares to talk to the big boss like this? Aren't you crazy, are you looking for death?

"Daddy?"

"Hey, good son!"

Black Whirlwind was surprised, but he didn't expect that person to pick it up so quickly, even if the gang members of the Axe Gang misunderstood, they quickly knelt down and said: "Grandpa, please accept my waiting, may you enjoy the blessings of the old immortal forever, and live with the sky!"

"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host, pretending to be successful and getting 100,"

"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host, pretending to be successful and getting 100,"

"Ding Dong,"

The system prompt sounded, so there was no need to ask, it was Ye Xiuwen who was sitting on the left, and his sister Ye Xiuying was sitting on the right.

The two of them killed someone, and they originally planned to break in through the main gate, but Ye Xiuying said: Brother, I'm hungry, Ye Xiuwen looks at how this is done?

And in front of the black whirlwind, there are so many things on the table, so let's eat it!

And the black whirlwind, patronizing and drinking, turned out to be dark under the lamp, and didn't look at these two people.

At this time, he was stupid, and the little white snake was also stupid, and asked: "Big brother, is this really your father?"

"No, it's not! he's not my father,"

Black Whirlwind waved his hand tightly, he wouldn't admit this kind of thing anyway.

"What? The helper confessed to the wrong father?"

"Poof!"

Everyone was shocked, and as a result, they almost the black whirlwind to death.

"No, it's not like this, I've never admitted it,"

"What's the matter? he still doesn't admit it now!" Ye Xiuwen interjected again, but as a result, those gangs were even more confused, thinking that it was not after all?

"Don't worry about it, it seems that this is the master's housework,"

"Poof!"

The black whirlwind is hopeless, spurting blood, drinking by himself, and drinking a father!

"Wow!"

The black whirlwind shouted angrily, and slapped the table, and the three-meter-long table was smashed by him in an instant.

The drinks on the table, as well as all kinds of food, were scattered all over the floor!

"Hehe, my son, you didn't let your father eat, you are so unfilial!"

"You!

The black whirlwind was so angry that he stood up directly. And this one stood up, good guy, he actually had a height of three meters and five, and he grabbed Ye Xiuwen directly with one claw!

Ye Xiuwen retreated and took his sister with him, because this black whirlwind was really difficult to handle.

Originally, he thought that the Black Whirlwind was just a martial artist with a five-fold alliance, but he didn't think about this person's strength, and he was afraid that he would be able to defeat a sevenfold martial artist with a seven-fold alliance.

"Boom!"

Ye Xiuwen dodged, but the pillar behind him was not so lucky, and was directly smashed by the fist of the black whirlwind.

"Misty grass!system, give me a strength assessment,"

"Ding Dong! system scan, the strength of the other party is equivalent to the realm of the sevenfold realm, and the host's odds of winning are 00000000%,"

“00000000%?”

Ye Xiuwen felt quite bad when he saw this number, and he grabbed his sister and ran frantically outside the village.

"Want to go?"

The little white snake saw that Ye Xiuwen was leaving, and the silver axe in his hand flew out in an instant.

Ye Xiuwen got the prompt from the system, and used the magic wand of the scalpel to directly swap it with a broken water tank outside.

"Bang!"

The water tank was shattered in an instant, but Ye Xiuwen and his sister escaped by luck.

"Surround me!"

Ye Xiuwen had just landed, and he didn't want the little white snake and a group of bandits, so he caught up again.

"Hmph, dare to pretend to be my father, don't think about leaving today!"

Behind everyone was the Black Whirlwind.

"Brother, it's too bad, let's show our identities quickly, as long as our identities are revealed, at least one whole corpse can be left," Ye Xiuying said very innocently.

"Poof!" Ye Xiuwen was vomited blood by his sister, and said in his heart: Do you want a whole corpse and a bird to use?

At this time, Ye Xiuwen escaped by himself, which was naturally easy, but he carried a small burden.

Of course, even if he can escape, Ye Xiuwen will not escape, he is a Ming - ***- king, how can he give up his great cause of pretending to be forced because the enemy is strong?

"Nana, I think you should go up together! And especially the two knots five-fold, watch Lao Tzu beat you!"

"Ding Dong! The system prompts, the host pretends to be forced to fail, please don't pretend to be forced with your life, there is only one life, please cherish your life!"

"Ding Dong! The system prompts, the host pretends to be forced to fail, please don't pretend to be forced with your life, there is only one life, please cherish your life!"

"Ding Dong,"

There were hundreds of prompts in an instant, and it was obvious that Ye Xiuwen was very dangerous at this time.

"Don't-***, look at Lao Tzu pretending!"

Just look at the refreshing one