In Wang Ergou's eyes, Sun Youcai is undoubtedly a walking bookshelf. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

A bookshelf that opens the drawer to reach the books.

But whether the real account book was in the inner pocket of his chest, or on the two entourages behind him, or if he didn't bring it at all, Wang Ergou didn't know at all.

Wang Ergou can be sure that the account book is not readily available, especially in front of everyone in heaven and earth, to get close to Sun Youcai, and touch an account book under the noses of the two entourage, it is simply as difficult as climbing to the sky - the woman in red This test should also belong to the difficulty of "additional questions" for professional thieves.

But Wang Ergou is definitely a scholar.

The difference between a scholar and a scumbag lies in the attitude towards difficult problems. When scumbags encounter problems, they often think about "whether they can do it"; And Xueba thinks about "how to do it".

The scumbag is happy because the topic is simple, and he is worried because the topic is complicated; Xueba has realized that the question is empty, and the emptiness is the realm of the question, which is worry-free with no joy.

Wang Ergou never wastes time thinking about the question "can this thing be done"; On his way to heaven and earth, he had already devised fifteen schemes for stealing account books. Now seeing Sun Youcai swaggering upstairs, and after being led into a VIP hall by the old bustard, he added five more plans.

Just as he was about to act, a fairy-like woman came to his table. Wang Ergou looked at her outfit, and there was no doubt that she was also a woman in this Qinglou.

In fact, do you still need to think about this? The women in Changqing Building are not necessarily from Changqing Building, but the women who appear in Qinglou must all be from Qinglou. If there is really a woman who is not a Qinglou woman, she is also here to catch the adulterer. Of course, it was impossible for the woman in front of her to catch the adulterer, because she was smiling, and her eyes were like two shining crescents.

She laughed neither vulgarly, nor vulgarly, nor kitsch. Her smile doesn't belong to the Qinglou, but she is a Qinglou woman.

Xiaomei saw that Wang Ergou's eyes were straight, and she snorted with vinegar and twisted his thighs fiercely.

Wang Ergou was settling accounts in his heart at the time: This must be expensive! I still have ...... left

The fairy smiled and said, "Son, aren't you happy today?" Let Invite Yue to accompany you upstairs to sit? Xiaomei, get out! ”

Xiaomei said angrily: "Invite Yue, how can you blatantly rob my guest? ”

Invite Yue said: "The purpose of heaven and earth is to bring top enjoyment to guests, the responsibility of heaven and earth is to reduce the juvenile crime rate for the society, and the mission of heaven and earth is to contribute high and stable taxes to the country, so that the men in the frontier will have no worries about food and grass supply when they kill the enemy for the country!" I watched you serve my son for half an hour, but my son didn't laugh more than three times, such a poor service quality, I have the right to ban you! ”

"You! You! You! Xiaomei turned to Wang Ergou and begged: "Master, look at it, she bullies newcomers by virtue of her identity as the number one brand in heaven and earth, you have to make decisions for Xiaomei!" ”

Wang Ergou said to Xiaomei: "You sit steadily, I won't let you go, no one has the courage to drive you away!" ”

Xiaomei raised her head proudly to Invite Yue and smiled contemptuously.

Then Wang Ergou went upstairs with Ying Yue.

Entering the private room and closing the door, Ying Yue couldn't wait to wrap her arms around Wang Ergou's neck with both hands.

Wang Ergou smelled the sweetness of rouge, and her lips were only 0.01 inch away from his lips at that time, and they looked at each other, and Wang Ergou said three words.

"Who are you?"

Invite Yue smiled: "People who make you stunted and confused." ”

"Have you ever heard the shortest story in the world?"

"Huh?" Ying Yue couldn't imagine that Wang Ergou still had the heart to tell a story, but this aroused her interest.

"The name of the story is longer than the text." Wang Ergou smiled: "The name is "A Self-righteous Woman", and there is only one word in the text, guess which one?" ”

"Which one?"

"Phew!"

After hearing this, the woman laughed, and held Wang Ergou's hand tighter: "You are really an interesting person, no wonder she told me to let me take a good look at you." ”

"You're really her man." Wang Ergou said with a smile.

The reason why he chose to go upstairs with Ying Yue was not because of how beautiful she was, but because he saw her wearing a cyan wrench on her hand and holding a green dragon - it was Mao Wulin's one.

"I'm not her person, I'm my person, and I can be yours if you want."

Wang Ergou said: "I have no objection. ”

"Then we ......," Invite Yue smiled.

Wang Ergou kissed her.

Unexpectedly, she pushed him away, with a defeated expression, and looked at Wang Ergou with some incredulity: "You actually ...... Kissed me......"

"Smack!" shook his hand and slapped his mouth on the left side of Wang Ergou's face.

Wang Ergou laughed: "Let's get down to business!" She must have asked you to help me, what are your plans? ”

Invite Yue blushed and said, "You are shameless!" ”

"A woman in a green house, saying that the guests are shameless, this is the most incredible thing I have ever experienced in Bianliang City."

"I ...... I ...... "Invite Yue to stumble, but I didn't continue," to get down to business. ”

Invite Yue's task is to send Wang Ergou into Sun Youcai's room.

"You go and take off his clothes and put them on." Invite Yue pointed to the bed, and there was a person lying on it, "He was one of the people attending the meeting, and I was stunned." ”

Wang Ergou changed into the man's clothes, but found that it was a set of cyan hood shirts with only two holes in his head.

Ying Yue said: "Your current identity is 'Plugged Faun' An Lusan, and the ranking of the rivers and lakes is after two hundred, so it can also be said that there is no ranking." ”

"What am I going to do inside?"

"Go buy a place."

"Huh?"

"An Lusan is a Khitan, and the purpose of coming to the Central Plains is to buy a Jianghu ranking, so that he can do better business in the Central Plains cheese and beef and mutton in the future."

Wang Ergou felt a pang in his heart: The ranking of rivers and lakes still has such an effect.

Wang Ergou carried a silver medal to an extremely remote door on the second floor, knocked on the door three long and two short, the door opened a crack, and he handed the silver medal in.

In a moment, two men in black hoods took him in.

There is no hole in heaven and earth. From the outside, it was just an ordinary room, but after entering, Wang Ergou walked half a cup of tea, he passed through a long secret passage, and when he stood still in front of a flash door, he realized that he might be underground at this time.

Open the door, enter, and the lights are on.

In a conservatory, a hexagonal table, sat three people who were also wearing hoods, but in different colors, red, white, and yellow.

On the other two sides, there is Sun Youcai, and there is Zhuang Qiao, who was defeated by the Peacock Hero during the day.

Wang Ergou was stunned, but his steps were still slow and steady.

Sun Youcai got up and greeted: "The Saibei Shepherd has arrived, please sit here." Wang Ergou sat on the last chair.

Sun Youcai walked to a gauze curtain and said respectfully inward: "Everyone has arrived, can we start?" ”

Someone inside the curtain hummed softly, like a man about forty years old.