Chapter 077: Toilet Talk
Zhou Zhou, who was walking, had a big hand sticking out behind his back without warning.
When his left shoulder was touched, Zhou Zhou suddenly woke up, and the Lingju Shock and Lingtai Tai Chi Dao Diagram even transmitted a trace of inexplicable breath, and the whole body was restless.
He was accustomed to relying on his spiritual sense to arm and check the things around him, and at this moment, his body really froze. In the next moment, he turned around suddenly, his eyes were illuminated by the harsh sunlight, but there was a gentle young man in front of him, the corners of his eyebrows were supple, and the lines of his face were plain and ordinary......
The person who came was holding a wine jug in his left hand, and the sound of the air vibrating was peaceful and comfortable, and he asked, "Are you Senior Brother Zhou?"
"Are you...... Ninth Senior Brother?"
Gui Jiu, the fifth generation of disciples of Gui Qing ranked ninth, and he likes wine and winemaking.
"It's me, it seems that Senior Brother mentioned me to you," Gui Jiu pointed to the tree beside him, "Have a glass of wine and make friends?"
Zhou Zhou was stunned, and the spirit that was beating just now and the stunned spirit gradually regained his calmness. This Guijiu always gives people a sense of peace and serenity, which makes people subconsciously want to get close.
"Senior brother, please. ”
"Please. ”
A low table, two futons, three wine glasses, when the breeze wanders, more than a dozen fallen leaves float by.
The picture is still very meaningful, if Zhou Zhou doesn't learn to drink with his sleeves covered by Guijiu, he directly picks up the wine glass and tastes it. Zhou Zhou's movements were a little funny, but they were also deliberate, covered with sleeves, and there could be a slight pause when the wine glass was close to his lips.
Sniffing, the spirit did not remind me that the wine should be harmless.
Zhou Zhou drank it all at once.
I feel that although it is mellow and refreshing, with an aftertaste, it is always not as good as the two pots that a few buddies in the dormitory drank together......
That's good enough!
Regarding the sudden appearance of Guijiu, judging from the other party's figure that could not be captured by spiritual sense, Zhou Zhou did not dare to be careless. If it weren't for the sneak attack of the Ghost-Faced Daoist, he might not have been so vigilant, but don't forget, the Ghost-faced Daoist was unaware that the ghost was behind him!
Just because Guijiu has such a skill, it is not good for Zhou Zhou not to be vigilant.
"My name is Guijiu, and I have been adopted by Master in the mountains since I was an infant," Guijiu said, "because I am ranked ninth, so Master gave me the name 'Nine'." ”
Zhou Zhou: Brother didn't ask.
"The Venerable Master is really a free and easy person. ”
"Well, it's a pity, it's gone. Gui Jiu's complexion and pupils were a little gloomy.
The master he was talking about should be the fourth generation of disciples, right? Ranked ninth, that should be an early entry, it should be before the great tribulation of the Guiqing Sect hundreds of years ago. In this way, Zhou Zhou couldn't suspect that Guijiu was a ghost-faced Taoist.
However, what did the other party take the initiative to say to him?
"Condolences. ”
"It's okay, it's been a long time, and there aren't many waves in my mood. Gui Jiu said calmly.
After three glasses of wine, it can be seen that Guijiu is still a little shy and not good at words, and the atmosphere is a little embarrassing.
Or Zhou Zhou asked directly: "Senior brother should not just be looking for me to invite me to a drink." ”
"I heard Senior Brother say before that Senior Brother Zhou was attacked and there were ghosts in the door. Gui Jiu's face was solemn, and the knuckles of the wine glass turned white, "Senior Brother Zhou may recognize who that ghost-faced Taoist is!"
"This, it's really unrecognizable," Zhou Zhou showed a wry smile, "There are more than 1,000 disciples in the five generations of the sect, and when that Dao person attacked me, he didn't let me see too much." He paused, and then sighed: "The other party even covered up his voice, and he was really cautious when he got home." ”
Gui Jiu sighed, and raised his glass again: "If there is something I can serve, please also ask Senior Brother Zhou to be strict, I will definitely capture this thief!"
"My cultivation is shallow, but I don't dare to point my fingers," Zhou Zhou raised his glass with a wry smile and sighed, "I really don't know why the other party found me, I'm just an ordinary miscellaneous disciple." ”
"Senior disciple is too modest, how can a disciple of Taiqing be an ordinary person?" Gui Jiu said lightly.
Zhou Zhou was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "It turns out that Senior Brother knows." ”
"I've heard others mention it, and it's not a secret that it's in the door. ”
"I am fortunate to have Master's guidance, which can be regarded as the blessing of my life. Zhou Zhou didn't mention too much, and raised his glass in return.
The two drank a pot of wine, and Guijiu got up to say goodbye, and gave Zhou Zhou two jars of wine, and invited him to Qingnong Peak as a guest another day. Zhou Zhou agreed in one bite, and watched him drive away with the streamer.
"It's a very easy-going guy," Zhou Zhou sighed, but there were some doubts in his heart.
In the Dan Palace, Gui Jiu and himself looked at each other, and they would be a little 'shy' to bow their heads and retreat, why would they take the initiative to find themselves?
Looking at the two meadows under the trees that were crushed by the futon, Zhou Zhou fell into some thought. He was thinking about the appearances, eyes, and anything else that made him feel uncomfortable about the male disciples who appeared in the hall just now.
After a long time, he flicked his sleeves and set out on the journey back to the cottage.
It's a lot of work.
I don't know who this ghost mask is, but I have the ability to stand up directly one-on-one!
Brother Baozhun hides behind the senior brother, and he will definitely not show his head!
I don't know, on Gui Hongzi's side, how is the intestinal cleansing project going...... Zhou Zhou thought of the scene in the hall before, and couldn't help laughing, feeling that Gui Hongzi was becoming more and more peaceful and approachable, not like before, too perfect and a little unreal.
The senior brother is going to go to the head of the house he has never met to report, and it is estimated that he will not come back too soon, so Zhou Zhou also went to Gui Hongzi's residence, anyway, the bamboo forest over there is secluded, and the environment is very elegant.
casually found a bamboo and jumped on it, listening to Lin Hai's surging and absorbing the essence of the wood, Zhou Zhou began to close his eyes and practice.
Waiting for the sunset on the West Mountain, Gui Hongzi's streamer came from the main peak, and before he had time to say hello to Zhou Zhou, he landed on the side of his bamboo building. Over there, there are two small 'bamboo pavilions', which are enclosed with green bamboo, and there are four living beads to block the sun, which is very chic.
Just listen to the thunder and bombardment......
"Haha!" Zhou Zhou also laughed out loud and got rid of his cultivation state.
"What are you laughing at, junior brother? This spiritual bamboo has the effect of dispelling odors," Gui Hongzi's voice floated out, "It's better to go to the toilet together for my brother, I have something to tell you." ”
The corners of Zhou Zhou's mouth twitched, although he wanted to say, 'It's a little inappropriate for us to do this', but when he thought of something important about the ghost-faced Taoist, he also entered the 'Bamboo Pavilion' next door.
According to Zhou Zhou's understanding, the word "Gong" should come from the ancient imperial examination room, and the students who do not have a three-urgency should be 'out of the court, and into the courtesy', which is why there is the word "out of the court", which is very elegant.
Zhou Zhou: Elegant fart! Why do you explain these things that you don't have!
Another example is this Dagong, which pays attention to the intersection of virtual and real, fart and urine, and there are surging waves in front of it, so that the sky can be thundering.
Although the friendship between Senior Brother and Senior Brother Zhou is as light as water as a gentleman's friendship, their squatting conversation this time is indeed ...... It's a bit of a taste......
Zhou Zhou pinched his nose and began to listen to Gui Hongzi next door, talking about the arrangement of the head of the family.
"What the master means, since he already knows that the inner ghost is among the personal disciples, the scope is much smaller, but there are more than fifty people. Gui Hongzi said in a deep voice, "These disciples are the hope of Guiqing's future, the foundation of inheritance, and they must be cautious." ”
"Listen to Senior Brother. ”
"Well, in the next few days, I will try to take you to communicate with them one by one, but I can't rush it. Gui Hongzi sighed, "I can't live in peace these days, Guiwu has gone out today to check the whereabouts of Guiyun's soul." There are also immortal ancestors in the door who went to the Huangquan Netherworld and asked about the ghosts near reincarnation. I'm afraid that the matter of returning to the clouds is also inseparable from the ghost-faced Taoist. ”
"By the way, senior brother, how is Beiyu now?"
"I was tortured by Uncle Meihua, what can I do? I was stupid and stupid at Uncle Cixin's side, doing some chores every day. ”
When Zhou Zhou heard this, he couldn't help but gasp......
Well, that doesn't seem right.
……
The next morning, as soon as Zhou Zhou woke up from his sleep, he found that the atmosphere outside the grass house was filled with a cold, weird, and murderous atmosphere.
This is the atmosphere of the daily Shura field......
Syllable!
"Why did Zhou Zhou move away?"
Zhou Zhiyan slapped the table of the Eight Immortals, shaking the cups, her eyes widened, full of anger and depression.
"Little sister, don't be impatient!"
"Don't call me little sister!
Zhou Zhou, who was lying on the bed next to him and pretending to be asleep: Do you dare to change the way of fighting back, this sentence is almost lethal......
Dongfang Yu'er, who was sitting opposite, had beautiful eyes and fluttered eyes, and said the reason unhurriedly: "You are here, Senior Sister Yanxi always can't rest assured of you, so there will be four more people." Although the monk does not have to rest every day, there are times when he is sleepy, and there are so many people, so how can he rest in peace. ”
Zhou Zhiyan's face was raised, and she said angrily: "I cleaned up this house!
"Of course not, I've already asked my mother-in-law to move an attic next to it," Dongfang Yu'er pointed out the window, but saw the immortal mother-in-law dragging a gorgeous attic and slowly falling from the sky......
Yu'er said: "I can't let him live here all the time, how can this small grass house make people feel comfortable." ”
Zhou Zhiyan bit her lip and looked at the attic through the window.
Yan Xi on the side slapped the table and stood up, and shouted: "Dongfang Yu'er, don't bully others! Don't think that if there is an immortal to support you, you can be wild at will in Guiqing!"
"Senior Sister Yanxi has said it," Yu'er sat there with her chin propped up, "I, like Little Sister Zhiyan, are all registered disciples of Guiqing, and in my own sect, how can I say that I am wild." ”
"You!"
There was a muffled sound, but the attic fell on the left side of the cottage, and the sunlight here was also obscured. Look at the attic, the cornices, the painted building, the vermilion lacquer window, there are more than a dozen rooms up and down, and there is a jewel the size of a spring on the roof, which should be a magic weapon, or even a magic weapon.
Zhou Zhiyan was a little angry, she bit her lip tightly, and her eyes were inexplicably red.
Seeing this, Zhou Zhou couldn't pretend to be asleep anymore, turned over, stood by the windowsill, and admired the attic with his hands.
"Yes, it's a beautiful house. ”
Zhiyan's face turned gloomy when she heard this, and she bowed her head and said nothing, but Yanxi's eyes were on fire, and she grabbed a green hairpin in her hand. Yu'er stood behind him and whispered, "It's good if you're satisfied." ”
"Satisfied with what?" Zhou Zhou smacked his lips, as if inadvertently said: "It blocks the sunlight in my room, can you let that mother-in-law change this attic to the other side?"
At this time, Dongfang Yu'er's face was gloomy, and she lowered her head and responded: "I'll let my mother-in-law change the attic to the other side." ”
Zhou Zhou yawned, "Dongfang, since you have a house, let's go live there." ”
"Oh. Dongfang Yu'er responded casually, but Zhou Zhiyan, who was looking at her, was a little unbearable. Zhou Zhiyan didn't have the excitement of winning a battle at all, but stopped talking a little.
She suddenly wanted Zhou Zhou to live over there, and the thatched hut here was indeed no match for the magic treasure attic.
Zhou Zhou didn't give the three girls a chance to speak, Shi Shiran walked to the door of the house, and read: "I don't know how the senior brother is, I'll go and see." These **** have to go back to the Green Beast Peak to do miscellaneous labor, so if you have something, you will go there to find me. ”
After the words fell, he had already walked out of more than ten zhang, although the pace was not fast, but there seemed to be some kind of rhyme between the steps.
Zhou Zhou's skills are also growing.
"Is he angry? Why is he going to the Blue Beast Peak again? Zhou Zhiyan's voice trembled slightly.
"This is what I owe to think about again," Dongfang Yu'er leaned against the door, looked at the distant figure, and muttered: "What the hell should I do to make you accept my heart." ”
"Hmph," Yanxi's face was full of unhappiness, but she said: "Zhou Xiaozi did a good job this time." Let's go, Zhiyan, let's go to the Medicine Valley, Uncle Mei asked us to go to the banquet again today!" When she said this, she was also suspected of showing off her martial arts to Dongfang Yu'er.
Yanxi pulled Zhou Zhiyan away, but Dongfang Yu'er kept standing by the door, leaning on the doorrail, watching the direction in which Zhou Zhou left.
"If you get Zhou Lang's will, the concubine is willing to make a physical and mental promise. ”
On the riverside with lush vegetation and under the trees on the shore, Zhou Zhou fought here for a while.
He looked at the petals falling from the flowing water, carried by the flowing water and drifting away, and looked at the white clouds reflected in the river.
Jingle bell~
He picked up the Qu Yuan bag and looked at it in front of him, his irritable heart gradually calmed down, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
Think so much about what to do!Start doing morning classes!
It took two months of hard work to be bitten by that little girl, but it will take some days for me to be successful!
If you want to ask about immortality, ask for Jin Dan first!