Chapter 44: Early in the Morning
The morning light shimmered, squeezing into the small building through the window, and a few wisps of dusty golden light on the ground carried the fragrance of dew on the blades of grass.
"Ahh
"Bastard, you come up!" Ziruo's voice came from the second floor.
Ling Yun and Xue Zhu looked at each other and smiled, Xue Zhu said angrily: "I slept to death last night, didn't you hold back......"
Ling Yun covered her cherry lips and said, "Nonsense, last night I was afraid that she would get up in the middle of the night and stab me twice, and add a dog chain to her, and now that she wakes up, she is going to lose her temper, why did you wake up so early?"
Xue Zhu smiled and said, "I slept in the vault for a long time last night and woke up early. ”
Ling Yun yawned and said, "I'll go out and buy some breakfast." ”
Xuezhu asked, "Hey, why don't you go up and comfort Ziruo?"
Ling Yun hurriedly shook his head, grimaced, and said, "I have to be bitten to death by her when I go upstairs." ”
Ziruo lay down at the top of the stairs and said, "Stinky bastard, come up and untie my chain, otherwise I will ...... I ......"
Ling Yun didn't expect her to be able to drag the chain to the stairs, it seemed that the chain used this time was long enough, and said, "Is there anyone here called 'stinky bastard'?"
Ziruo gritted her teeth and said, "Of course the guy who pretends to be deaf and dumb is you!"
Ling Yun walked up the wooden ladder, took out a key from his waist, and sighed: "It turned out that you called me, the key is here, but you call me 'stinky bastard', and you want me to help you untie the chain?" ”
Zi Ruo said angrily: "Stinky bastard, bastard, bastard, pig and dog, well-dressed beast......" scolded a series of the dirtiest words she could know.
Ling Yun was not angry, she felt that her scolding was not painful, and even felt like a girl scolding her other half.
Looking at Ziruo's face full of anger, Ling Yun said: "These are such sweet titles, leave them to you Hong Gongzi, how do you usually call him affectionately, come and listen to a few of them, and see if they can satisfy me?"
Ziruo usually has a clear distinction between master and servant with Hong Jingxiao, even if they are alone, at most they confide in each other about their lovesickness, and never use some meaty nicknames, at this time, Lingyun mentioned Hong Jingxiao and made Ziruo even more angry.
"You men are all negative and ruthless, you should really send a thousand knives and fry the twist in the oil pan. Ziruo thought of Hong Jingxiao's betrayal, and her heart was not as stinging as at the beginning, but resentful.
Ling Yun heard the oil pot and said, "Early in the morning, when I talk about the oil pot, I'm a little hungry, why don't I go out and eat fritters." "Gu and Jin scolded the other party until he was not angry at all, and even hungry, Zi Ruo is one, which is really a bit of a loss of face for the scolders in the world.
Ling Yun actually understood after thinking about it, Ziruo only knew a few simple words when he scolded people, almost all of them were scolding words made up by the people in the book, and he didn't say a word about the words of the market, especially the essence of scolding, that is, insulting his family, she had not mastered it, and of course the scolded person would not be angry.
Ziruo's scolding really used up all the negative words, but unfortunately the other side was too thick-skinned, and there was no hair damage, he was tired and half dead, his face was flushed, and he said: "Hurry up and untie it for me, otherwise, I ...... I'm going to tear this slab out of it. "Threats don't seem to have any power.
Seeing that she was so anxious that she was about to speak, Ling Yun walked up to her with a smile and said, "It's not difficult for you, call me a husband, and I'll help you untie it." ”
Ziruo looked at each other angrily, and said in his heart: "If you don't torture me, he won't be satisfied, and he won't help me untie the chains, it's really hateful, I've never seen such a brazen person." ”
Ziruo lowered her head, pretended to be cowardly, played with the corners of her clothes, and muttered in a low voice.
Although Ling Yun didn't hear it clearly, seeing her attitude change greatly, he was overjoyed in his heart, and leaned closer and said, "I didn't hear what you said." ”
Zi Ruo stretched out his hand and pinched his ears, twisted them fiercely, the roots of his ears were red, and the other hand took the opportunity to snatch the key in his hand, and roared: "I said, you are so thick-skinned, the city wall of thirty zhang is ashamed of yourself!"
Ling Yun got too close to hear her words clearly, and this roar almost broke the eardrum, and the twisting pain from the root of the ear made him quickly reach out and cover his ear.
Fortunately, Ziruo's strength was small, even if he used up twelve points of strength, with endless hatred, he only twisted his ears slightly red, and there was no bleeding.
Ling Yun saw that she was staring at herself fiercely while untying the chain with the key she had snatched, and secretly screamed that it was not good, so she turned around and slid down the wooden ladder downstairs.
Xuezhu has already finished dressing up, and the married woman is different from the virgin who has not left the cabinet, with a black bun on her head, a jade hairpin inserted, and a red embroidered silk dress on her body, with exquisite makeup.
Seeing Ling Yun slip down, Xuezhu hurriedly got up to help, Ling Yun looked at her beautiful face, hugged it in her arms, and said, "Do you want to go out, how can you dress so formally?"
Xuezhu smiled slightly: "A woman should be a person who pleases herself, as long as you are there, whether you go out or not, shouldn't you dress up?"
When the two were entangled, Ziruo carried an iron chain and rushed downstairs angrily, ready to ask the teacher.
"Knock-" Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.
Ling Yun said strangely: "We just moved in last night, how could someone knock on the door?"
Seeing that no one answered, the knocker knocked a few more times.
Ling Yun asked loudly, "Who's knocking on the door?"
Outside the door was a middle-aged woman, who said, "Master, I am the old woman from the Drunken Immortal House next to me, and I am here to deliver some breakfast and invite the old lady to enjoy it." ”
Ling Yun was puzzled and asked, "Who sent you?"
The woman said, "It's the butler of the Zun Mansion." ”
Ling Yun opened the door strangely, there was only one woman outside the door, holding a food box for breakfast, there were three layers in the food box, there were fritters, meat porridge, steamed buns, roasted wheat and other ordinary breakfasts, the woman took them out one by one, put them on the dining table in the house, and then said goodbye: "Master, enjoy it slowly, the plate will be collected when we deliver the meal at noon." ”
Ling Yun stopped her and said, "Who is the butler you are talking about?" In the backyard of the county government, except for Xuezhu, everyone else was spared, all of them died, where is there any housekeeper? If the housekeeper is still alive, why didn't he show up until he moved, and he didn't show up before.
The woman looked dazed and said, "I don't know, I just know that the housekeeper ordered us to send meals to the Zunfu three times a day, and gave us the money, but I don't know anything else." ”
After the woman left, Ling Yun asked, "Xuezhu, do you know what kind of housekeeper the county government has?"
Xuezhu frowned, thought for a while, and said: "If you talk about the housekeeper, the master is barely a housekeeper in the house, he helps the master solve the case in the hall, and helps with housework in the next hall, but he has already died in the backyard, and I saw him chased to the backyard by the zombie and killed." ”
Ling Yun was puzzled, his brows furrowed, and he said in his heart: "Strange, Sun Xun will never do such a thing, he is not such a careful person, not to mention that I didn't know that I moved here." Who else will there be?"
Ziruo saw him frowning and thinking about things, holding the iron chain in his hand and was stunned, I don't know if the fire in his heart is still out?
Xuezhu said: "I didn't eat in the morning, but I was really hungry, Xianggong, do you still eat these things?"
Before Ling Yun could answer, there was another knock outside the door.
The three of them looked at each other, why did so many people come to the door early in the morning?