Chapter Twenty-Four: Otaku Officials I

"the one who dares to vent the water in Laozi Xizi Lake, this Jing Zhaoyin doesn't want to live. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info dare to offend the god of the mountain, I curse him for drinking water and stuffing his teeth, and the impotence of the cave room......"

After Mu Xiaonian scolded for half an hour, Gu Chen finally handed him a bowl of water, "Drink saliva, and then scold." ”

Yan Xiaoqiao came over with a plate of steamed buns, this is the first time she has cooked since they came back, it has been raining continuously recently, and the water in Queqi Township is almost flowing into a river. In order to alleviate everyone's bad mood, Xiao Qiao made a lot of steamed buns and distributed them to the people in Queqi Township. And then...... Mu Xiaonian came. Mu Xiaonian used his true face this time, and Yan Xiaoqiao didn't recognize him as the helper of the last chef competition. Gu Chen said that he was a distant relative and had come to Chang'an to look for a job. As soon as Mu Xiaonian entered the tent, he began to scold Jing Zhaoyin, as if his ancestral grave had been dug up.

Yan Xiaoqiao put the plate on the table and said to Gu Chen: "It doesn't matter to him, he's been scolding for almost an hour." He has this specialty, and it should be easy to find a job in Chang'an City. ”

"Let him go. Gu Chen grinned and grabbed a bun and stuffed it in his mouth, "Well, Xiao Qiao, the bun you made is so delicious, I haven't eaten it before." ”

"Does it really matter to him?" Yan Xiaoqiao also sat down cross-legged. Since returning to Queqi Township, she has been urging Gu Chen to read books every day, if it weren't for Mu Xiaolai, Gu Chen still couldn't find a chance to be lazy.

"What's the way?" Mu Xiaonian couldn't help but be greedy when he smelled the fragrance, and also grabbed one and put it in his mouth, "Majesty, what, Brother Chen, you are so happy! Xiao Qiao's hands are so skillful, you can eat delicious food every day." ”

Gu Chen's eyes were smiling, and he agreed.

Yan Xiaoqiao was puzzled: "We also hate that Lord Jing Zhaoyin, but we didn't scold him like you, what did he do to you?"

"I, I'm going to be homeless. Mu Xiaonian rolled his eyes and said.

"That Lord Jing Zhao Yin also took your family's territory?"

"Pretty much. In short, you can't just do it, Brother Chen, you must think of a way. Mu Xiaonian shook Gu Chen's arm.

Gu Chen cupped his cheeks and said, "What is the best way to use it?"

In fact, what he meant was that he had a hundred ways but didn't know which one to choose, but in the ears of Yan Xiaoqiao and Mu Xiaonian, it sounded as if there was no way.

Mu Xiaonian's eyes blinked, looked at the book in Gu Chen's hand and said, "Brother Chen, don't you want to take the top prize, or you will be one in high school,

Once you become the champion, you can see the emperor, and you let him cancel this matter. ”

Yan Xiaoqiao chuckled: "How can it be so easy to take the imperial examination! The little sixth brother's father has never been admitted to Xiucai in his life, so the little sixth brother is simply too lazy to study." Do you think you can win if you win the top spot?"

Gu Chen turned his head and said, "Qiao'er, you know that it is difficult to take the top prize, why do you still urge me to study every day?"

"What's the same, didn't you come to Chang'an all the way to Chang'an alone just to participate in the scientific examination? I don't necessarily have to take a ranking for Big Brother Gu, but I don't want to see you disappointed in the future. ”

Speaking of which, Yan Xiaoqiao still thinks about himself, Gu Chen couldn't help but feel warm in his heart, and showed a smile: "Since Xiao Qiao said so, I must work hard and not let you down." ”

Strange to say, the exam, which was supposed to start in a month, was brought forward. However, Gu Chen and Mu Xiaonian never expected that this matter was really not simple. Originally, they had already calculated the name and location of Wenqu Xingjun who went down to earth this time, and planned to steal the dragon and turn the phoenix when the paper was handed in, and then give the unlucky Wenqu Xing another blessing. Who knew that the champion had already been decided, and the grandson of Jing Zhaoyin's wife's eldest aunt had become the champion, and Gu Chen's luck stolen from the genuine Wenqu Xingjun could only retreat to the top of the list. It's really a god who is not as good as a corrupt official.

Gu Chen and Mu Xiaonian were annoyed here, but the people in Wuyi Lane were boiling! Not to mention that Yan Xiaoqiao never dreamed that Gu Chen would really be in high school, and the other people who lived in Queqi Township were all excited, thinking that now that they had a backer, the day of returning to Wuyi Lane was not far away. In the past, those who ridiculed and looked down on the scholars in the abandoned house all came to congratulate them. Gu Chen didn't care about his previous suspicions, anyway, he promised Xiao Qiao that he would do it if he rebuilt Wuyi Lane.

After meeting the emperor, Gu Chen applied to work in the Ministry of Industry in order to facilitate the affairs of Wuyi Lane, and was finally named the waiter of the Ministry of Industry and gave him a house on East Street.

Then Mu Xiaonian successfully brought a bunch of so-called "distant relatives" over to defect.

Yan Xiaoqiao looked at the group of people standing in the living room, and said strangely: "Brother Gu, I really didn't know that you had so many friends in Chang'an, and I never saw you go out." ”

Mu Xiaonian said proudly: "That's not my brother Chen, our relatives have come to take refuge." Let me introduce, these four are our fellow countrymen, these two strong men, one is called Chengfeng, the other is called Tashuang, and they are good at home; these two girls, the fat one is called Guagua, and the thin one is called Huahua, they are here to be maids. ”

Winter melon is crying carefully, I am obviously a male, why should I become a female. Forget it, sacrifice is inevitable for the sake of ideals......

Yan Xiaoqiao's head was dripping with sweat: "Do we need so many servants and maids?"

Gu Chen whispered in her ear: "The officials are all about pomp, so use them to make up the numbers." He coughed twice, "Xiao Qiao is the chief manager of the house, and you will only follow her in the future." ”

When Yan Xiaoqiao heard this, he felt embarrassed in his heart, this matter came one after another, when will he be able to restore his identity as a daughter? Alas, the reconstruction of Wuyi Lane is a big matter, so let's wait until this matter is over.

Mu Xiaonian smiled mischievously: "Yes." We will definitely listen to Mr. Joe in the future. ”

So the chamberlain of this temporary team was formed. That night, Gu Chen received an invitation from the Taishi Mansion: Gu Chen was invited to go to the Yanliu banquet in the evening. This smokeless willow is no longer the original smokeless willow, and after being seized by the government, it changed its owner and reopened it in an elegant place. Taishi deliberately set up in this kind of place can be described as an ulterior motive, and ordinary scholars categorically refuse to go to this kind of fireworks place, but if they have the heart to take refuge in Taishi, they have to go. Choosing a side is the first problem to face when entering officialdom.

So the otaku Gu had no choice but to go to the banquet.

After the smoke willow changed the owner, the rest was very elegant, if it were not for the red men and green women sitting on the ground, it would not be possible to see that this is the place of the wine pond meat forest. Master Yang sat in the middle of the head, and there were beautiful women pouring wine and serving on the left and right, and when he saw Gu Chen coming in, he pushed one of them and said, "Master Gu is here, go over and serve." ”

The woman smiled, walked over with a curling smile, grabbed one of Gu Chen's arms, and said coquettishly: "Lord Gu, please come here." ”

Zhuang Yuanlang, who was sitting on the side, almost burst into fire in his eyes, when he came with Lord Jing Zhaoyin just now, Taishi Yang didn't even look at him. Taishi is not a fool, he has read all the articles, and he knows the weight of everyone clearly, but this Gu Chen has not found out the calendar.

After three rounds of drinking, the Taishi suddenly asked: "I heard that Master Gu is proficient in water conservancy engineering, I don't know what he thinks of the canals in the capital?"

Gu Chen said: "It's not a secret, there is also a little ventilation and water technology in the bottom, and the current canal project is considered inappropriate." ”

Lord Jing Zhaoyin on the side was displeased: "Nonsense, this canal leads from the south of the city to the Taishi Mansion, I have already invited someone to see the feng shui, the lake water gathers the aura of heaven and earth, and has the meaning of blessing." ”

"Oh? Taishi interrupted him and pointed at Gu Chen with interest.

Gu Chen said: "The lake is really good, but in the southwest of Chang'an City, the water flowing into the Taishi Mansion is also the northward flow of the lake, which means that the white flow of the river is blessed; ”

Jing Zhaoyin couldn't answer for a while, he originally wanted to take advantage of the project of renovating Wuyi Lane, and borrow flowers to offer Buddha as a personal favor to the Taishi, but when Gu Chen said this, it seemed that he was not thoughtful. The other officials next to him thought to themselves, this kid doesn't know the height of the sky, and now he has offended Lord Jing Zhaoyin, even if the master appreciates it in the future, it is estimated that he will have to bear it if he offends Lord Jing Zhaoyin.

Taishi smiled and continued to ask Gu Chen, "Then what do you think it should be?"

So, the "nerd" Gu Chen continued to ignore others and said: "According to the exploration of the lower officials, there is a spring in Queqi Township in the west of the city that is really a place to condense spiritual energy. It's a pity that it is now occupied by the wandering villagers, and it is really a tyrannical thing. A small canal should be built from the west of the city and the garden of Taishifu should be brought into the west to be the real blessed water. ”

"But if you go to the west, don't you just have to pass by a newly built mansion by Lord Jing Zhaoyin?" said a person next to him. It turned out that Lord Jing Zhaoyin had just accepted a concubine, but the tigress at home was fierce, so he had to hide Jiaojiao in the golden house.

Lord Jing Zhaoyin wiped the sweat on his head and arched his hand: "That's not in the way, it's a small mansion, it's demolished." ”

A few words, hidden turbulent, the people next to him were terrified when they heard it, but Gu Chen seemed to understand nothing, and drank by himself.

When Gu Chen returned to Shilang's Mansion, it was already the second half of the night. When he returned to his bed, he found that the new bed was not very comfortable to sleep on, Gu Chen sighed helplessly, put on his shoes and ran next door.

Yan Xiaoqiao was not in the room, Gu Chen looked around, and found that she was burning incense and worshiping God under a big jujube tree in the backyard, thinking that he hadn't seen her as a fairy for a long time, he didn't feel a little funny, so he coughed lightly.

Yan Xiaoqiao heard the voice, turned around, got up and said, "Brother Gu, you're back." ”

"Little Joe, are you worshipping God?"

"Hmm. In vows too. Brother Gu still remembers that I said that I wanted to ask the gods to bless you in high school, and now that my wish has come true, of course I have to repay my wish. ”

"That'...... This god you worship is really spiritual. Gu Chen said a little proudly.

Yan Xiaoqiao nodded violently: "I'll tell you a secret, actually...... I've really seen a fairy, he's a god. Although he doesn't seem to have appeared for a long time, it doesn't matter, now I don't have any requirements, and I will burn incense to thank him on the fifteenth day of the new year. ”

Gu Chen couldn't help laughing in his heart, pretending to be serious: "Well, it's better to be in awe of the immortals." ”

Yan Xiaoqiao looked at him a little strangely: "Aren't you strange?I've seen things about immortals, do you believe it?"

"How could I not believe what Xiao Qiao said?" Gu Chen stretched out his finger and scratched her nose, "In our place, everyone believes in immortals. ”

"What kind of place is yours, I often hear you but can't imagine it, and the more I think about it, the more curious I become. Yan Xiaoqiao looked longing.

"When we're done, I'll take you to see it, okay?" Gu Chen looked at her dotingly.

"Okay, that's a deal. ”

The next day, Mu Xiaonian heard Gu Chen's description and laughed with his stomach in his hands. "Great, my lord, your trick has just solved the crisis of my Xizi Lake, and you can urge the imperial court to settle the refugees in Queqi Township, and you have also rectified Jing Zhaoyin by the way. It's so exciting! I admire you so much! Hahahahaha!"

The maids next to him all followed suit.

Yan Xiaoqiao said: "It's good, but Lord Jing Zhaoyin is not an ordinary person, and he will definitely take revenge on Big Brother Gu." ”

Mu Xiaonian patted her on the shoulder and said, "Xiao Qiao, don't worry, there is no second mortal in this world who can hurt my cousin except you." ”

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