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Ye Yu looked back and was also stunned, he was deeply impressed by the pot-bellied Director Yang, it was this dead fat man who asked him to write a review last time. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Ye Yu, it's you who take the lead in making trouble again. "It's easy to find the "main culprit", especially the main culprit like Ye Yu, who has been taught repeatedly and has not changed, can definitely achieve the effect of killing chickens and setting an example for monkeys.

"Director Yang, did you see that I was taking the lead in making trouble?"

Ye Yu was not afraid at all, he really couldn't have a trace of respect for this kind of fat man who didn't even have basic teacher morality: "There is a problem with the food in the cafeteria, and we are not allowed to say it?" Why, Hang Gao doesn't even have freedom of speech?"

"Nonsense, the food in the cafeteria is not very good, you like to have nothing to do. ”

Yang Runkang insisted that there was no problem with the cafeteria: "I gave you a chance last time, not only did you not repent, but you also knowingly committed a crime, like a thorn like you, our school can't spare it, I will recommend to the school to punish you." ”

"Director Yang, I took the lead in this strike, or you will punish me too. Zhang Lin stood up at the right time, don't look weak, but the words she said were loud and unquestionable.

"It's not a question of nature. "Yang Runkang didn't dare to punish Zhang Lin even if he had ten guts.

Ye Yu didn't laugh angrily, clapped his palms, and said loudly: "Director Yang's level of talking nonsense with his eyes open is getting higher and higher, and you actually said that there is no problem with the pig food made in this broken canteen, I really suspect that you have a problem with your sense of taste, and you have a soft spot for pig food." ”

Everyone was stunned by Ye Yu, they didn't expect him to be so bold and mock the school leaders in public, but he was really a model for my generation.

"If you dare to insult the teacher, I will definitely suggest that the school punish you. ”

Yang Runkang was so angry that his brows were raised, he pointed at Ye Yu, and said tremblingly: "Also, I often eat in the cafeteria, and I never find any problems. "Nonsense, you brought everything you ate from outside the school.

Ye Yu ignored him, walked to Zhang Lin's side, stood on the table, and shouted: "Students, Director Yang said that the food in the cafeteria is fine, then let's invite Director Yang to the canteen for a meal, if he can finish the standard meal of one meat and two vegetables, I will let the school punish him, but if Director Yang doesn't dare, it means that there is a problem with the food." ”

"Please Director Yang to the cafeteria to eat!" Ye Yu shouted loudly, he already had the bottom in his heart, and he didn't believe that he would not vomit after eating cooked Xiaoqiang and vegetable green worms.

"Please invite Director Yang to the cafeteria to eat. Everyone shouted, no matter what, let Yang Fat Man taste the taste of pig food. "Eat and eat, and clean you up after eating. Yang Runkang gritted his teeth, of course he knew the taste of the food in the cafeteria, and said that the pig food was polite. But now, Ye Yu has driven him to a dead end in just a few words, and it is already difficult to ride a tiger, if he doesn't eat, he will definitely cause trouble.

"Ye Yu, wouldn't it be too risky for you to do this. Zhang Lin was a little worried, as long as Yang Runkang endured it, Ye Yuke would be punished, and he didn't care if your grades were good or not.

"This guy has a big belly and is used to being pampered, how can he stand the pig food in the canteen. Ye Yu was not worried at all, he waved his hand, and several classmates in the crowd spontaneously went to eat, one of them ran into the cafeteria quickly, made one meat and two vegetables, and put them on the table: "Director Yang, please." ”

"It's all good, it should be good. ”

Yang Runkang pretended to be intoxicated and said, but everyone felt that they wanted to vomit, just the five spices like stool, and the green and yellow vegetarian dishes could be evaluated with both color and flavor, which shows that the fat man's kung fu of talking nonsense with his eyes open has reached a certain level.

"The color and fragrance are complete, and I wish the leader to die first. ”

Ye Yu said something inappropriately, almost not making Yang Runkang angry. However, Yang Runkang also understood that now was not the time to get angry, and it was not too late to settle accounts with Ye Yu, so he took a mouthful of green vegetables and put it in his mouth, like chewing wax, but praised it: "It tastes good, I will come here to eat at noon in the future." ”

Ye Yu is right, this dead fat man has a soft spot for pig food. ”

In the crowd, some people muttered, and some people even scolded: "Pig food tastes good? And his words were fulfilled immediately, Yang Runkang had just eaten a few bites, and suddenly his eyes were dark, and the whole person was lying on the dining table, and his fat face was just pressed on the meal.

"Director Ma has food poisoning, call the emergency number. Ye Yu pretended to be panicked but shouted gloatingly, and the cafeteria was immediately in chaos, many people took out their mobile phones to call the emergency number, and many people also gloated, took out their mobile phones to take pictures of Yang Fatzi, and posted them on the Internet when they were ready, with the title of Hang Gao's leader poisoned to death.

"Xiao Yezi, this, what's going on?" Xu Lei asked in surprise.

"What else can I do, food poisoning, hey, my nephew opened a cafeteria and poisoned my uncle, what a thing. Ye Yu said seriously, his heart had already blossomed, he just thought that Yang Runkang would definitely vomit, but he didn't expect him to really have food poisoning. inexplicably pulled back a game at a critical time, God has eyes.

"You're in luck. Zhang Lin smiled, if Yang Fatzi was okay and Ye Yu insulted the leader, it was inevitable that he would be punished. But now it seems that Bai pinched a cold sweat for Ye Yu.

Yang Runkang was unconscious and was taken away by an ambulance, and panic began to spread among the students, this is a case of food poisoning that happened in front of them, who will dare to come to the canteen to eat again in the future? Therefore, many people consciously formed a group and killed the complex building, demanding that the school leaders come out and give an explanation, and if they do not improve the food in the canteen, they will go on a collective hunger strike to protest, and they will never come to the canteen to eat again next semester.

There are also students who call the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, and the food supervision department immediately kills them, and they are not allowed to cheat at this moment, otherwise the angry students can call the media, and once they make trouble with Baidu News, they will have to eat and walk around. The canteen owner was also taken away, although it was his uncle who was unconscious, but he was the canteen owner and had nothing to do with it.

"Boss, it's cool, it's all about color and flavor, I wish the leader to die first, I can guarantee that tomorrow this sentence will become a buzzword in the school. The second Xu Lei didn't know where to come out, and he looked excited: "Call all the brothers in the evening, and we will rub it outside to celebrate." ”

Ye Yu said: "Don't be busy, find all the people who have been punished for the previous few strikes, and there is still business to do." Xu Lei didn't know why: "What's the matter?" "It turns out that there is a problem with the food in the cafeteria, you can't be punished last time in vain, right? "That's right, we're going to walk out of school with a clean slate. Xu Lei was even more excited, he still had a punishment on his back. Just said that there was no actual action at all, and in the end I was a person who was not punished to appeal. Ye Yu threw a roll of his eyes angrily: "Hurry up and find someone, strike while the iron is hot, you have to understand this matter today." ”

"Xu Lei, don't go yet. ”

Zhang Lin stopped in time and said: "Today's incident is so big, involving the police station, the industrial and commercial bureau and the hospital, the principal must be very busy, this will only anger the moldy head in the past, I suggest that you wait until this matter is decided, and then the principal will have nothing to say." ”

Ye Yu thought about it, there was no need to rush for a while. "Okay, let's go to Pinshang Beans to eat. ”

"Boss, you're so dark. Xu Lei looked resentful, although Pinshang Doulao is not well-known, the price is much more expensive than Quanjude, and this month's pocket money will not be enough.

"I also like Pinshang Doulao. ”

Zhang Lin smiled, and agreed to come down, which made Xu Lei smile, if he could invite Zhang Da Beauty to dinner, even if Pinshang Doulao was ten times more expensive, it would be worth it. Of course, if Ye Yu knew his thoughts, he would definitely send a flying foot over and scold a heavy color and light friend. However, Ye Yu can tell fortunes and set up formations, but he will not be able to understand his heart: "I'll go to the antique street first, and then call me when you arrive." ”

"Ye Yu, don't be busy walking yet. ”

The head teacher, Wang Lin, ran out of nowhere, and looked hurried: "You kid can really make trouble, poke such a big basket." ”

"Teacher Wang, do you mean that the matter is not over yet?" Ye Yu never believed that the head teacher would come to him for no reason, but he still respected Wang Lin very much, this young head teacher is usually very able to get along with the students, helped the students solve a lot of troubles in life, and took good care of him, and Yang Runkang is not the same as Yang Runkang, a fat man with corrupt teacher morality.

"The department is discussing and dealing with your opinions, and the head of the department asked me to bring you a message, don't talk nonsense when you go out, otherwise the impact will not be good. Wang Lin sighed, he admired what Ye Yu did from the bottom of his heart, but as a subordinate, he had to be a good microphone.

"Deal with me, Mr. Wang, did I hear me right?" Ye Yu was stunned, the matter was already clear at a glance, there was a problem with the food in the canteen, and Yang Fatzi was poisoned when he shielded the owner of the canteen, and it had nothing to do with him.

"It's as simple as you think. Ye Yu insulted the leader and forced the leader to eat poisonous food, and at least you will be asked to write a 5,000-word review, otherwise other students will follow the same example and not take the leader seriously, then it will be repaid, and Ye Yu's chicken must be killed to make an example. ”

"Dare to take me as a victim. Ye Yu was depressed, this is a typical example of only allowing leaders to set fires, not allowing students to rebel, and no human rights.

"Don't worry, the head of the department and I will help you dredge, there shouldn't be too many problems. ”

"Well, thank you, Mr. Wang. ”

"Okay, I still have something to do, so you can get busy. Wang Lin patted Ye Yu on the shoulder, and ran back quickly to help the leaders pacify the demonstrative students. Ye Yu walked out of the campus quickly, boarded the bus bound for the antique street, and disappeared around the corner.

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