Chapter 512: The God Emperor also had diarrhea
Yun Fenglie roared angrily, and flew into the air, only to see three figures galloping away in the distance, who else could there be if it wasn't Tianjiuling and the three of them?
"A few little bastards, don't try to escape!" Yun Fenglie roared angrily, and his body chased after the three of them like lightning.
Nima's, this time it's too big, I've played with eagles all my life, but I was pecked by the eagle, so I can't afford to lose this person!
Xiao Jiu pulled Yunkai Mountain and Long Tianxing, the flame wings behind him floated, the flame god pattern under his feet flowed, and the fire spirit instantly added meteor flying fire, instantly increasing the speed to the extreme.
Although Xiao Jiu was already in full swing, Yun Fenglie's speed was still a little faster than him, which made Xiao Jiu shocked, Yun Fenglie's speed was even faster than that of the Flying Eagle Gate powerhouse.
"Tian Jiuling, let's not run away, let's do it like this, why don't we do it again!" Yun Kaishan said with a boiling battle intent.
"That's right, if we can put him down once, we can put him down twice, Tian Jiuling, we can't live aggrieved anymore, let's do it together!"
Hearing this, Long Tianxing also said very excitedly, with the strength of the Martial King Realm, it was simply the glory of their lives to put down Yun Fenglie of the God Emperor Realm!
It's just that happiness came too suddenly before, and before they could taste it, it was over, and now they want to make happiness come more violently.
Xiao Jiu was speechless for a while, what are you kidding, do you really think that you won the battle with your strength just now?
It was Yun Fenglie's carelessness just now, and he caught their way, if he goes back now, Xiao Jiu dares to guarantee that Yun Fenglie will definitely slap them on the wall, and he can't pick them off, and if he puts them down again, what do these two idiots think?
"Old man, someone is bullying the small with the big and pretending to be public and private, let's sue!" Xiao Jiu took the two of them and rushed directly to the top of the old man's place.
Xiao Jiu rushed to the top in one breath and came to the old man's cabin, where the old man was holding a very small wine glass and tasting the essence of life with his eyes closed, as if he was contemplating the Dao Zhi Truth contained in it.
Ordinary disciples don't need to participate in the Great Dao of Enlightenment, and only when they reach the level of the old man can they get in touch with that level.
"A few little bastards, see if I don't beat you to death today!" Yun Fenglie's eyes were red, and he flew to the top and rushed towards Xiao Jiu and the three of them.
Bang –
But before he could get closer, he was swept away by a jet-black wooden sword, and the old man said disdainfully: "How can there be such a shameless guy as you, who was stunned by the three children, why are you embarrassed to find a posthumous account?"
After the old man finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing, so angry that the clouds and wind jumped like thunder, but he was helpless.
"Er, you were calculated by a few dolls, and I am so ashamed of you!" the old man smiled very unkindly.
"We won by strength!" Yun Kaishan retorted, but it caused the old man to laugh again, and Yun Kaishan and Long Tianxing were both angry.
"That Uncle Yun, you should always take out the wine that was robbed of us and share it with the old man!" Xiao Jiu hurriedly diverted the topic, Yun Fenglie had no choice but to take out the wine he had just grabbed aggrievedly, and when Xiao Jiu opened the jar of wine in front of him, he secretly made a small move.
A smile suddenly appeared on the old man's face, and he shook his head, but said nothing.
A storm was finally suppressed by the old man and the spice of fine wine, Yun Fenglie's anger was temporarily calmed down.
However, Yun Fenglie was very unhappy today, the boat capsized in the gutter, and his old face was embarrassed today.
Between the wines, Yun Fenglie even pointed at the noses of the three of Tianjiuling and said, no matter what means the three of them use, if they can make him ugly again, then come casually.
Xiao Jiu can see that this Yun Fenglie is clearly playing a routine, using the agitation method to seduce the three of them to challenge them, looking at the eager appearance of Yun Kaishan and Long Tianxing, he knows that these two goods have been fooled.
Especially when Yun Fenglie said that the three of them joined forces, and the master only gave one hand, the two brainless goods almost agreed, but they were pulled by Xiao Jiuyi.
"Hehe, let's drink with peace of mind today, as for the challenge, let's talk about it after drinking, come, I'll toast Uncle with a bowl!" Xiao Jiu said with a smile, and raised the wine bowl to toast Yun Fenglie.
Yun Fenglie drank the wine, and then said with some dissatisfaction: "Tian Jiuling, why are you kid so cheating and tricky!
My God, your old radical method is too low-level, isn't it? Under the full force of the middle-level God Emperor, is there a special difference between one hand and two hands? Xiao Jiu was speechless for a while.
However, Xiao Jiu slapped his chest loudly, and he didn't lose his mouth if he lost, and opened his mouth and said: "No matter what I Tianjiu Ling says, I am also a man who stands and pees, you always say that you challenge us with one hand, that is to look down on us."
I've been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for several years, and the three of us have joined forces, if we defeat your old man, it will be disgraceful to spread out, it's really not interesting!"
"Haha, that's right, our three brothers join forces, we don't need you to let us at all, we can defeat you with our true skills!" Yun Kaishan laughed, and said with arrogance.
Xiao Jiu's face turned green when he heard this, is this kid a fool? This kind of Haikou dares to boast, isn't this sending words to other people's mouths?
Sure enough, when the master heard this, he immediately stood up and laughed: "Haha, this is my master of the Crazy Demon Dao Sect, come on, let's learn in front of the old man today!"
"That's not in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, drink first, Yun Kaishan's body hasn't recovered to its peak today, and he can't go all out, and he can't fight happily, it's better for us to drink first, and it's not too late to fight again in three days!" Xiao Jiu hurriedly said.
When the master heard this, although it was very plain on the surface, the evil smile in the depths of his eyes had betrayed his heart deeply, and the old fox's conspiracy had finally succeeded.
There was a hint of a smile on the corner of the old man's mouth, which was very weird, Yun Fenglie reached out and picked up his wine jar and poured wine for the old man.
"Don't, I still like the taste of my jar of wine, each sweeps the snow in front of the door, and you drink yours!" the old man reached out and filled his wine bowl, so that Yun Fenglie could not pour the wine.
Yun Fenglie didn't see any clues at all, and still buried his head in drinking stupidly, thinking that Xiao Jiu and the others had been fooled, but he didn't know that the old man looked at him with a trace of sympathy in his eyes.
Three days later, Tian Jiuling, Yun Kaishan, and Long Tianxing hid in a dark corner, holding their breath, and looked at a small house in front of them.
"Tian Jiuling, didn't you say that you were going to take the two of us to challenge my father? What are you doing in this stinking thatched hut?"
Yun Kaishan opened his mouth and said, the small house in front of them was a thatched house, and they held their breath just because they didn't want to smell the stench.
The Mad Demon Dao Sect is not as high as other martial arts forces, but more like a mortal world, because the disciples of the Mad Demon Dao Sect eat and drink too often.
"Hehe, when I said challenge uncle, I don't just mean defeating him, but to complete the abuse!" Xiao Jiu said with a smile, looking like a cunning fox.
"Damn, you don't want to die?" Long Tianxing was shocked, but he forgot to hold his breath, and bursts of stench went straight to his nose, and he hurriedly pinched his nose with his hand.
Yun Kaishan was also taken aback, why is this too crazy, isn't this sending him to death?
"If you want to do it, you can do a big one, it's not fun to make a small fight, this time I'm going to subdue this old guy, and I want to make us famous.
Usually how he beats us, we will beat him, I said you two won't be cowardly, right?" Xiao Jiu asked.
"What are you kidding, who have the two of us been afraid of? It's a big deal to be beaten into a dog, I've long been used to it!, Tianjiuling, are you really sure?" Yun Kaishan said with some humility, this matter was too bold and crazy, and he didn't have any bottom in his heart.
"Don't worry, I've already arranged it, shhhh
Suddenly, a figure flashed, and rushed straight to the small house, the person was none other than Yun Fenglie.
Yun Fenglie's speed was extremely fast, and there was still a hint of anxiety on his face, and as soon as he flew into the room, he heard the surging sound of flying down.
"Diarrhea?"
Yun Kaishan and Lu Tianxiong couldn't help but look incredible, their strength has reached the realm of the God Emperor, even if they eat poison, they won't have diarrhea, right?
"Nima's, what's going on, my stomach is twisting and aching—" From the room, there was a roar of anger from the clouds.
But the roaring sound was muffled by countless crashing farts and flying streams, and the sound could be heard dozens of miles away, which was extremely warm.
Yun Kaishan and Long Tianxing were stupid, this is the situation of the Divine Horse? The Divine Emperor also had diarrhea, why did this matter sound like a fantasy But soon, they saw Xiao Jiu's evil smile on his face.