"Yo, my eldest lady, there are still people in the world that you can't control. "www.biquge.info At the corner of the alley, a young beggar stood against the wall, chewing red dates in his mouth, and when the woman looked at him, he puffed out a string of jujube cores to the wall opposite the alley, all of which went deep into the wall, spelling out a depressed expression.

The woman smiled contemptuously at him: "It always takes a process to train a horse, what are you worried about?"

The beggar shook off his long and straight fluffy hair like pine needles: "I'm not in a hurry, but I pity that the plan of action we worked so hard to design was all disrupted by this kid, isn't it a pity? ”

The woman said, "The more difficult the horse to tame, the more likely it is to be a thousand miles of horses! Wang Ergou likes to make trouble, and it just so happens that this girl is also willing to play, I want to see who can play with whom!"

The beggar popped out two more jujube pits, adding two huge front teeth to the expression on the wall, just like his own two, and the corners of his mouth showed a satisfied smile like the finishing touch, but the tone of his voice was still depressed: "Alas, aunt, you are not tired, my brothers and I are playing games with you, but every time we are so tired that we vomit blood...... Ouch ......"

Before he finished speaking, his ears had been grabbed by the woman, twisted them two and a half times fiercely, he flipped in pain for a week, and then fell to his knees, his ears still in the woman's hands.

"The eldest lady spares her life, the eldest lady spares her life......" He spit out all the jujube cores in his mouth in pain.

The more the beggar was in pain, the happier the woman became, and she didn't seem to let go, but smiled and said: "Yang Dao, obediently work for this girl, if I hear you complain again, I guarantee that your tongue will never taste sweet, sour, salty and spicy again, and there will only be bitterness for the rest of your life!"

A grand "Jianghu Ranking Change Ceremony" is being held in the hall on the first floor of Changqing Building, more than 100 martial arts heroes are seated, those who have no seats can only stand on both sides, blocking the door, those who are good at light work are still hanging upside down on the beams of the house, one by one like bats; those who are not good at light skills can only stand outside the window, and some people crowd the window to watch inward.

Wang Ergou was wearing the clothes of the shopkeeper at this time, doing the work of running the hall, shuttling between the crowd and tables and chairs, and constantly pouring tea and wine for the heroes of the rivers and lakes. There are so many people today, and the dozen or so people running the hall are too busy, so they can only temporarily transfer him, an "all-rounder", to him.

"Be quiet, all the heroes be quiet!" Li Dazui, the shopkeeper of Changqing Building, served as the host of the grand event.

"The sages are all over, the young and the long are gathered, and the heroes make the Changqing Building shine......"

"Go down and ......," someone coaxed below.

"With the accidental death of Zhenshan Tiger Horse Lao Liu, the ranking of all heroes after the sixty-third will rise, and I can witness everyone's ...... below"

"Woo...... Get lost...... People in the martial arts don't listen to nonsense...... "There are more and more people who are coaxing, and some people even put the banana peel on the stage."

"Congratulations to everyone, all of our drinks are free today!"

"Okay! Warm applause rang out.

"The leaders present today are, Sun Youcai, the 'one-pole scale' who shoulders the heavy responsibility of supervising and notarizing the ranking of rivers and lakes, and the ...... of rivers and lakes."

"Okay! The rivers and lakes only heard its name and didn't see its face, but this time I finally saw the true face of Lushan. The group below couldn't help but applaud.

“…… The two high-ranking disciples, the ninety-eight Xiaosheng of the rivers and lakes and the ninety-four Xiaosheng of the rivers and lakes......"

"Woo...... Don't take such a big pant!"

"Next, please, 'One Scale' Sun Youcai hero came to the stage to deliver a speech......"

As soon as the words fell, the applause of the heroes had not yet sounded, and when Sun Youcai's ass left his seat, he suddenly heard someone outside the door shouting: "Such a grand event, how can there be no peacock hero?"

There was an instant silence in the hall, and suddenly two golden banners flew in from outside the door, each fluttering on the two pillars in the lobby.

The banner on the right reads: "Peacock Hero, the most handsome hero among the martial arts masters", and the banner on the left reads: "Peacock Hero, the strongest martial arts hero among the beautiful men in the world".

The heroes looked at each other, and the sound of the silk and bamboo orchestra on the street had already sounded, and after listening to the prelude, many of them who knew the music said to the people around them: "This tune is "Fruvage", but I don't know what the lyrics are going to sing. ”

As soon as the words ended, twenty or thirty men and women sang in chorus outside the house:

"Peacock, Peacock,

Born noble, martial arts family,

Graceful, kung fu chic,

Reputation - all over the world.

Smile warms the world, handsome and scum;

The swordsmanship defends justice, and everyone praises it.

La-la-la-la-la......-la

Peacock, Peacock,

Ying--Xiong!"

Then, there was the rhythm of the drums, the sound came from all directions, outside the door, in the crowd, on the street, in the alley, on the roof of Changqing Building...... It was as if hundreds of people were beating the drums together, and then, I heard the sound of gongs opening the way at the corner of the street, coming from far and near, and when I approached Changqing Tower, I heard the screams and exclamations of the women outside the door, and even the cries of excitement:

"Good-handsome-ah-"

"Wow, he's not human......"

"Ah, he's so beautiful ...... history"

"His handsomeness has broken through the boundaries of time and space......"

"His chic has put my mind into the moral forbidden zone......"

"Woo...... Husband ......"

"Little smash, it's obviously my husband'......"

"Dare to seduce my husband, I'll tear your ......" Someone outside started fighting.

At the corner of the crowd, the peacock hero was surrounded by a group of white-clothed warriors with a smile that overwhelmed all beings.