"What a big fish! Brother Kun is awesome! A little girl about ten years old clapped her hands excitedly, her pale face was reflected by the firelight like a red begonia, and her two upturned braids trembled with laughter. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The young man named Zhou Kun held his harpoon high and threw the white fish onto the stone on the shore: "It's a pity that there is a big carp next to it, if there is another fork, that guy will definitely not be able to run!" ”

He carried the big white fish in his left hand and the little girl in his right hand, and along the deep cave, he quickened his pace and chased after the torches that had gone far ahead.

The little girl said: "I heard my father and mother say that Brother Kun was a little expert in Zaru back then!" ”

Zhou Kun smiled: "Yes, at that time, our family still had a large watermelon field. There is always moonlight in the night of the watermelon field, the moonlight is whiter than the belly of the fish, my father smokes in the melon shed, I lie in the watermelon seedlings, holding the steel fork in my right hand, waiting for Ru to approach. Once I met a very stupid Ru, I thought my head was a watermelon, and scratched a few times to take it away, I turned around, and before it reacted, I caught it alive! ”

(Brother Xiao Yao's note: The word "Ru" in the article is actually a word coined by Mr. Lu Xun when he wrote "Hometown", which is directly quoted in this article.) It is a badger, and there is still badger meat to eat in Yangzhou - in fact, the badger is a very stupid and cute animal. ）

The little girl's tone was a little lost: "I haven't even seen a watermelon round or square......"

Zhou Kun shook his sister's hand: "I believe in my brother, sooner or later, we will leave the underground and live in the sun openly." At that time, I wanted to take the bell to Yangzhou City to eat crab roe tofu, mille-feuille oil cake, crispy sesame duck......"

Nearly twenty "corpses" have been placed in the small square in the stone cave, all of which are from the sunken ship. Some people spit out water and come back to life in the process of moving, but most of them are still "dead".

After a group of villagers were busy, an elderly silver-haired old man frowned and said, "It seems that there are fewer people who can be saved this time......

A middle-aged man shouted, "Patriarch, there is a young man here who seems to be alive." ”

The silver-haired old man leaned over, and the middle-aged man continued: "It seems that he used a knife to cut the iron door from the cabin, otherwise, even if our people cut the black gold net, it will be difficult to break through the iron door, and the people inside will still drown." ”

"So, this young man still has some kung fu."

"I think, don't look at him fainting now, but with this knife in his hand, the three of us can't break it, so we can only move him here like this......"

The old man leaned over to observe the knife that the young man was holding, the cyan blade and some patterns on it. When he saw those patterns, his back shook!

"Ah Niu, you go to Bibo Cave to invite Mr. Qiu, just say that there is something very important, be sure to let him come over quickly!"

When the middle-aged man ran away, the silver-haired old man beckoned to Zhou Kun again: "Ah Kun, this young man will temporarily entrust your family to take care of him, so that he can serve him, and when he wakes up, be sure to notify me." ”

The tub floats into the bottomless abyss......

Awakened. Wang Ergou's first thought after opening his eyes: Hey, it turns out that you can dream even if you die.

The ship sank so fast that he didn't have a chance to touch the black wire net, and the cabin was completely engulfed by the lake. He couldn't swing the broken knife in the water, and when he turned around, everyone was struggling in the water, but Peng Zirui, the young gang leader of the Haisha Gang, seemed calm, his eyes were full of sadness and helplessness, and he seemed to no longer want to fight against fate in a senseless way.

At the moment when the lake water poured into his mouth, many images flashed in his mind - there was a thatched hut on the mountain, and the master was sitting at the door watching him practice martial arts; There is a Bianliang Changqing Building, and his carving and deboning skills have attracted the praise of the guys; There is a quiet courtyard and a neat bedroom on that side, where Xu Tiande, Yang Dao, and Hao Carpenter are noisy around the square table; There is a bamboo house flying in the sky, an orange moon, an inky bamboo sea, and a ram happily holding its cheeks......

Time stands still without any pain.

Without a bull's head and horse face, Wang Ergou felt that he was too unappreciated. The dungeon is pitch black, as if he is lying in a cave, simple and abnormal, not at all like the underworld in the legend.

But he thought about it again, he killed pigs and killed people, and it was normal to go to hell after death, but there was not even a ghost pawn on duty in this hell, so was the underworld's funds insufficient? It's no wonder that the story doesn't say how they make money, it is estimated that it all depends on the Jade Emperor's appropriation.

Just thinking about it, he suddenly saw the shadow of a bull's head reflected on the wall of the cave, and the shadow changed from small to large, and Wang Ergou also heard the subtle footsteps approaching him.

"Huh? Are you awake? ”

Wang Ergou said in his heart: It's still a heifer.

"Dad, mother, the knife man is awake!"

Wang Ergou said in his heart: It turns out that the cow head in the underworld can still start a family.

But I heard a middle-aged man's voice outside the cave shouting: "Kun, go and inform the patriarch quickly, the knife man is awake." ”

Wang Ergou said in his heart: There is still a clan in the head of the bull......