Chapter 613 ["Passing Through Most of China to Sleep with You"!]

[The health is very bad, not too many updates, forgive me. ] 怑

……

Midday.

Home.

Zhang Ye flipped through the meager and saw countless people @ him, and saw the meager post made by Chen Ye, the host of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, smiled, and didn't pay attention to him at all, what should he do, made a cup of tea and leaned back on the sofa, watch the news, look at the video.

Ignore him?

Dude doesn't have that kind of time to spare.

In the past, Zhang Ye, as long as someone questioned him, he had to return it, others said one sentence to him, he had to reply to others ten sentences, and then scolded the invincible opponents all over the world, and he gradually paid less attention to questioning, not that this guy's temper has improved, but he knows that some things are meaningless, his reputation is not high, and there are not many people who know him, but whenever there is a celebrity who questions him, it is a big deal, of course Zhang Ye has to fight back, but now his popularity is getting higher and higher, it is no longer the little artist he was at the beginning, the more people who know him, the louder the doubts will definitely be, if he responds one by one, he is not enough to grow a hundred hands, there is no time at all, and the key is, even if Zhang Ye responds, others can't scold him in this field, every time he wins, it's boring, and he doesn't have any excitement. So, when you look at it and smile, this is also an improvement in Zhang Ye's realm.

Netizens are still waiting.

"Zhang Ye?"

"Teacher Zhang is about to appear!"

"Someone criticized you. ā€

"Khan, Mr. Zhang has faded out of the Weibo world recently, and I haven't played against people on the Internet for a long time, so I'm really not used to it. ā€

"What do you know, Mr. Zhang has long been a lonely man who has been seeking defeat for many years, and he has not tasted defeat, and now there are not many 'players' who can make Mr. Zhang Ye appear. ā€

"That's true. ā€

"Haha, Teacher Zhang is mighty. ā€

"I can't say that, Chen Ye is the host of CCTV, or the host of the Spring Festival Gala, he has been one of the most popular in the hosting industry in recent years, and he is also a graduate of Communication University, he is Zhang Ye's senior brother, not to mention other industries, just in the field of hosting, Chen Ye's qualifications and abilities are a lot better than Zhang Ye, no matter how powerful Zhang Ye is, you have never hosted on CCTV or satellite TV channels, I admit that Zhang Ye is very good at his mouth and has high combat effectiveness, but I still think he is still a little worse than Mr. Chen Ye. ā€

"yes, it's really hard to compare. ā€

"Chen Ye is also a well-known CCTV celebrity!"

"Well, I've watched many episodes of Chen Ye's original talk show, that mouth is really powerful, if Zhang Ye and him are up against him, I really don't know who can win. ā€

"Sure Zhang Ye won, countless facts have proven it. ā€

"I think it's Chen Ye who wins. ā€

"I'm also optimistic about Mr. Chen, many of you think that Zhang Ye is powerful, all because he hasn't met anyone with too strong combat power before, and he hasn't met a famous host who also makes a living from his mouth. ā€

"Why shouldn't Zhang Ye fight?"

"Are you scared?"

Netizens have everything they say.

Even, someone also launched a meager vote, asking if Chen Ye and Zhang Ye went toe-to-toe, who said whom, many Weibo users who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic participated in the vote, you vote for me, the final voting result was almost the same, 49% of those who supported Chen Ye, and almost 49% of those who supported Zhang Ye, and 2% of users chose the option of "evenly matched".

Afternoon.

Zhang Ye has not shown up.

However, Chen Ye's fans did not give up the siege because Zhang Ye did not appear, and since Chen Ye opened fire, they were not idle as fans.

"Break the column, remember your sister's lyrics!"

"Zhang Ye has already exhausted Jiang Lang!"

"It's ridiculous to compare Zhang Ye with Teacher Chen!"

"Everyone, go to the search engine to search for Mr. Chen's name, if you can add a little popularity to Mr. Chen, don't let the surname Zhang catch up!"

"That's right, forward Mr. Chen's meager and increase Mr. Chen's exposure!"

Suddenly, Chen Ye's meager movement had a new movement, Zhang Ye ignored him, but he continued to fire, pointing to the country and saying: "Now that singing programs are everywhere, the mood to innovate is understandable and should be supported, but innovation does not mean violating the laws of a TV program and memorizing lyrics...... I really don't know who came up with this kind of column, is this to make a stinky singing column?"

Chen Ye's fans echoed again and again.

"Ha, it's Zhang Ye who thought of it!"

"Teacher Chen is on the point!"

"Zhang Ye is too self-righteous, he will his tail when he has some achievements!"

"Look, he doesn't dare to come out!"

At this time, a hardcore fan of Chen Ye came out, it was a woman, she posted a photo of herself on Weibo, she was not fat or thin, but her face was very ugly, her teeth were crooked, her chin was a little slanted, and her eyebrows were very light, but her Weibo name was I was a big beauty 77, this person was quite an active person in Chen Ye's fan group, and Chen Ye's fans affectionately called her a beauty.

I'm a big beauty77 spoke, "I don't believe that Zhang Ye won't come out!" Teacher Chen Ye, he, can you provide me with some ammunition, I know that you are talented and much stronger than Zhang Ye. Then there was no movement, and I don't know if Chen Ye ignored her or chatted privately.

About ten minutes later.

I am a big beauty 77 suddenly made an amazing move, she even openly posted a photo of herself on Weibo, or kissing the action, the distorted thick lips are really not good-looking, and then the latter words are even more shocking, "@张烨, you are skin to me meat, you are a suit I am buttoned, you are coffee and I am a bean, I love you for a lifetime! I heard your voice, it moved my heart; the person who saw you lost my soul; I turned around and saw no one, and my whole body hurt; I washed my feet and thought about becoming my person!" Zhang Ye, come and marry me!"

Many people on Weibo laughed!

Proposed!

Someone proposed to Zhang Ye!

And such an ugly woman!

Chen Ye's fans all laughed.

"Hahahaha!"

"The beauty is mighty!"

"Beauty 77, good job! disgusting Zhang Ye!"

"This limerick is really well written! Could it be the handwriting of Teacher Chen Ye? It must be, I have heard that Teacher Chen Ye writes poems very well! Who said that Zhang Ye can write poems?"

"Zhang Ye, come out quickly, someone is proposing to you!

I don't know what's going on.,This Weibo was copied up.,A lot of people who didn't pay attention to this piece before also turned their attention.,This meager is getting hotter and hotter.,Everyone came to see the excitement!

At the same time, Zhang Ye also saw it, and his first reaction was, this person is stupid, right? Because Zhang Ye has been ordinary since he was a child, he has never had any special prejudice against people who are not good-looking, and even he doesn't like others to talk about their looks, but this Chen Ye's fan in front of him is really interesting, she herself actually stood up for people to see jokes, and let Chen Ye be a gunman, Chen Ye's fans seem to praise her, but in fact, they are clearly laughing at her, this person is still stupid and can't understand, jumping around complacently? In this world, everyone has it, and some people's ideas may not be understood in your life.

Seeing that the ugly girl's proposal to Zhang Ye was being forwarded more and more, Zhang Ye's fans couldn't stand it anymore, and jumped out one by one!

"Paralyzed, ignoring your efforts?"

"Who is this disgusting!"

"Still proposing?

"Chen Ye, what about you as the host of the Spring Festival Gala? Not only do you care about your fans, but you also help you to abuse? Help fans write limerick poems and disgust Teacher Zhang? It's too low-level! With your level of limericks, you still want to compare with Teacher Zhang? Teacher Zhang is too lazy to take care of you, but you don't give up!"

"Isn't it just competing for a second-tier star rating, as for it!"

"Chen Ye, can't afford to lose?"

However, I have to say that the purpose of Chen Ye's fans has indeed been achieved, and many people are talking about Chen Ye's ugly female fans proposing to Zhang Ye, and many people have also coaxed Chen Ye to help contact them and make them matchmakers.

"Zhang Ye, come on. ā€

"Our beauty 77 is a big beauty, it's cheap for you, hahaha!"

There are a few fans who are very low, and their shouting faces can be seen at a glance.

Chen Ye didn't speak, and he didn't know whether to acquiesce to the fans' calls or wait and see, and he didn't answer whether he wrote the proposal to me that I was a big beauty 77. Of course, everyone in the fan group who knows that I am a big beauty 77 knows that she must not have this literary talent.

The excitement is growing.

Zhang Ye flipped through the meager and shook his head vigorously, and he became more and more disgusted with the behavior of Chen Ye and his fans, I really didn't want to deal with him, you still have to find fault, aren't you just disgusting?

Paste in the bar.

In the base camp of Zhang Ye's fan group, there are already countless people asking for battle!

"Teacher Zhang, we have to fight back!"

"I'm a woman, let me come, grass, I'll propose too! I'll take an even uglier picture, see if I'm disgusting Chen Ye and them!"

"I'm coming!"

"Don't rob it, let me get on!"

"Which of you is ugly with me?

"Is Mr. Zhang here?"

Suddenly, Zhang Ye appeared in the post bar, "I'm here, I've seen everything that has happened, we have always had only one principle - if people don't offend me, I won't offend anyone, if people offend me...... I will return tenfold! Comrades, they are not the only ones who can write poetry!"

"Teacher Zhang is here!"

"They're too much!

Zhang Ye said: "I happen to have a poem here. ā€

……

A few minutes later.

Just when countless Weibo users were paying attention to Chen Ye's fan group and fighting Zhang Ye, just as countless Chen Ye's fans were enjoying the fruits of victory, a poem appeared, and then, the same poem was sent by the second person, and then the third person, all of whom were meager from Zhang Ye's fans, one after another, and in a blink of an eye, there were already hundreds of the same poems, all written to Chen Ye!

After Chen Ye saw it, his face turned green!

After Chen Ye's fans watched it, they were so disgusted that they wanted to vomit blood!

……

Weibo goes like this:

@陈野!

"Going through most of China-China-Sleep-You"

Actually, sleeping with you is almost the same as being slept with by you, nothing more than that

The force of the collision of two flesh-bodies is nothing more than the flower that this force urges to bloom

It is nothing more than the virtual spring of this flower that makes us mistakenly think that life is being reopened

In most of China, everything is happening: volcanoes are erupting, rivers are drying up

Some political prisoners and displaced people who are not cared about

Elk and red-crowned cranes at gunpoint all the way

I'm going through a hail of bullets to sleep with you

I am the one who pressed countless nights into a dawn to sleep with you

I'm innumerable, I'm running into one, I'm going to sleep with you

Of course, I will also be led astray by some butterflies

Think of some compliments as spring

And they

It's all an indispensable reason for me to sleep with you!

……

The most important thing is that the people who gave Chen Ye this poem are men and women, there is a male fan named "Zhang Ye's good friend", and he actually learned that I am really a beautiful woman 77, and posted a photo of him kissing his mouth, and even synthesized Chen Ye's photo, and then attached this song "Going through most of China-China-sleep-you", that kind of impact and disgusting feeling, it simply made all users who saw the Weibo vomit on the ground!

Chen Ye's fans were stunned!

"I'm cĒŽo!"

"It's too grandchild!"

"What is the force of two flesh-body collisions??"

"No, I'm going to throw up!"

"Why are there still men!"

"These bastards!

I'm a big beauty 77 This party is also: "......"

Originally, they wanted to disgust Zhang Ye and Zhang Ye's fans, and then achieve the effect of the attack, but who would have thought that they themselves were now disgusted!

A lot of netizens are having fun!

"This poem is so brainwashing!"

"Divine poetry!"

"Sure enough, it's Zhang Ye! This poem must be his plan!"

"Chen Ye's fan group has kicked to the iron plate this time! Sure enough, in the field of Weibo, Zhang Ye and his fan group are still strong in combat!"

"This thing is actually quite boring, it's strange to blame Chen Ye's brain for getting into the water, I can't blame others, now it's okay, let others be disgusted!"

"This poem is so fucking funny!"

"Chen Ye, so many people want to sleep with you, are you stressed?"

"No, you look at this poem carefully, Khan, this poem doesn't seem to be written casually for fun, this poem looks brain-dead, but after reading it, it is actually very connotative!"

"It's true! This poem has a taste!"

"I found I loved this poem!"

"Zhang Ye can really write any poem, and every one is so interesting, there are mysteries everywhere, compared with him, Chen Ye's broken oil poems are a fart!"

At this moment, no one on Weibo is paying attention to the marriage proposal of ugly female fans, and everyone is taken away by the song "Passing through most of China-China-Country-Sleep-You", Chen Ye and his fan group suddenly changed from a disgusting party to a disgusting party! The change of events is not unpleasant! The poem released by Zhang Ye's fan group was also forwarded and commented by countless people at the first time, like a virus, and immediately spread to Weibo, Tieba and even major forums!

"Chen Ye has taken it!"

"Why did this poem spread so quickly? Oh my God!"

"It's definitely a blow to Chen Ye's reputation!"

"Damn, isn't Teacher Chen good? This is the rhythm of no one in China who can stop Zhang Ye's footsteps!"

"Compared with the scolding battle, Zhang Ye and his fans are invincible!"

"yes, no one can stop it!"

"Chen Ye's fans are too, who is not good to provoke Zhang Ye!"

This poem, only Zhang Ye knows the origin, it was written by a person named Yu Xiuhua on his earth, a rural woman who was called a "cerebral palsy poet" by the media, because of this poem "Going Through Most of China-Country-Sleep-You", Yu Xiuhua is popular all over the country, for a month or two, Zhang Ye's world has spread this poem on the entire Internet, and the name can be imagined!

Yu Xiuhua is a very controversial person.

Some say she's brain-dead.

Some say she is a rare poet.

Zhang Ye didn't have any comment on this, and he himself didn't have any opinions, this time he took out such a poem, but he was disgusted to the head, and it was really not his style if he didn't fight back.