After the inaugural issue of "New Wulin" was issued, the rivers and lakes were in an uproar, and every teahouse and restaurant in Kaifeng City talked about this news. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The house opposite the Wanjia steamed bun shop has long been renovated, and the plaque of "New Wulin Office in Kaifeng" was hung at the door, and Yang Dao let a few beggars change into civilian clothes, pretending to work in it every day, waiting for the big fish to take the bait.

After Yang Dao caught the fish, the next link was handed over to Carpenter Hao.

"Just try our net!" the ram smiled happily and glanced at Carpenter Hao, who smiled confidently.

Because he thought of the appearance of the gray-robed man covered by the net of heaven and earth, the ram happily named the operation: Operation Ash Fighting.

She seems to like to name the action, for the reason that because what we are doing now is stirring up the storm, someone will definitely write us stories in the future, and it will be beneficial for the author to divide the chapters with more names.

When Happy took Yang Tuo and Hao Carpenter to inspect and arrange the work, only Wang Ergou and Xu Tiande were left in the house.

If you don't take the initiative to talk to Wang Ergou, Wang Ergou will never take the initiative to talk to you for the rest of his life.

And Xu Tiande doesn't need you to take the initiative to talk to him.

Everyone is born with a natural enemy and a mission, Xu Tiande's natural enemy is quiet, and his mission is: to eliminate quiet.

"Brother Ergou, let me tell you about the history of tea, do you know Lu Yu?"

"Shut up!"

"Hahaha, why don't I talk to you about the customs of Dali?"

"Have something to do with me?"

"Oh, yes, yes, you're not interested, so it's not interesting for me to say it......"

“……”

"Ha, do you know what code name Xiao Xingxing has given to the action before?"

"Oh, is there anything worse than 'fighting ashes'?"

Seeing that Wang Ergou was a little interested, Xu Tiande was secretly refreshed in his heart: "Hahaha, this is the style of Xiao Xingxing! The same is true of the previous names, like dog taming, sheep slaughtering, and juice extraction, which one sounds good......

Wang Ergou doesn't seem to understand.

Xu Tiande said: "Dog taming, don't you understand? It is a series of actions to recruit your Wang Ergou and tame you, all of which are dog taming plans." ”

Wang Ergou said coldly: "This plan has obviously failed. ”

"Hey, haven't you joined the Loyalty Society now?"

"What Chinese medicine club, Western medicine club, I'm not interested!"

"Ha, I'm not afraid, Xiao Xingxing will not give up one thing easily, for example, the sheep slaughtering plan has been implemented for nearly a year......"

"Whose sheep are you slaughtering?"

"You don't know, I have to have a good chat with you, what do you guess Yang Dao did before he joined the Zhongyi Society?"

"You treat me as an idiot? He can become the head of the beggar gang before he is twenty years old, and he must have ten years of experience in the industry called Hanako. ”

"Hey, you're wrong. ”

"Haircut?"

"Not true. ”

"Jujube sellers?"

"That's not right!"

"I have to remind you of one thing, the probability of my Wang Ergou saying more than five sentences to someone is very low, if you sell it again, please get out!"

Xu Tiande was anxious: "Don't don't, Brother Ergou, I said it's not okay!" If you don't let him finish his words, it's like torture him, "Yang Tuo was a year ago, it was Yangzhou Kuoshao, his father's name is Yang Million, you know how rich the family is when you hear the name!"

"Really?" Wang Ergou was stunned, judging from Yang Dao's current state, where did he have anything to do with Kuo Shao.

"What's so fun about my brother lying to you? This is the magic of Xiao Xingxing, she spent three months to make Yang Dao willing to give up Kuo Shao's identity, and ran away from home with only one letter for her parents, and then followed Xiao Xingxing with all her heart!

"Psychotic hell!"

"This is only the first part of the sheep slaughtering plan, and the second part is more fun, happy to kill a beggar gang in Kaifeng hall master - of course, this guy also deserves to die, actually abducted and sold children from the mountains of Xiangxi, broke their legs, let them pretend to be pitiful and beg on the street - and then happily spent another 100,000 silver to open up the upper and lower joints of the beggar gang, and buy this vacant seat for Yang Daodang. ”

"Neurotic, she!"

"In this way, Kaifeng's information network will be mastered by Happy Happy! In all fairness, do you have to admire her!"

Wang Ergou said: "I'm sorry, I used to think that the ram was happy because of a neurosis, but now I find out that Yang Tuo is also sick, and sure enough, things gather people in groups, I guess you can't go anywhere!"

Xu Tiande laughed.

Later, Wang Ergou learned that he really guessed correctly.

Of the 200,000 taels of silver brought out by Yang Dao, 100,000 were used to buy the beggar gang master, and the other 100,000 was squandered by the ram in less than half a year.

Dreams without the support of silver are tantamount to. The ram was happy, so he planned the "juicing plan".

The object of the juicing plan is Xu Tiande, Xu Tiande and Yang Tuo are two world friends, so through Yang Tuo's relationship, the ram happily fooled Xu Tiande into joining the club, and the request was 500,000 taels of silver.

You can assume that you are Xu Tiande, one morning, you finished washing, finished breakfast, and said to a starling that you had a dream last night, at this time, there was a strange woman who did not hand over the prayer post, and did not let people report, overturned a group of concierge guards, and then entered the house, opened her mouth to talk to you about the dream of saving the rivers and lakes and supporting the martial arts, and sincerely invited you to join her organization, exchange her sincerity for your sincerity, in order to express your sincerity, you have to give her 500,000 entrance fees.

As long as you are a normal person, you will stay away when you encounter this situation.

But Xu Tiande is not a normal person.

Not only did he shoot 500,000 silver tickets to the Ram Happy on the same day, but within a month, he also took the initiative to contribute all the annual profits of the five tea estates in Kaifeng City to the Zhongyi Society.

Such a group of people, hahaha during the day, and hahaha at night - since Wang Ergou woke up, he didn't seem to have seen the ram resting happily, because when he was awake, the ram must be awake when he was happy.

When he was asleep, the ram was happy to either make a battle plan overnight, or write a manuscript overnight, or discuss some strange issues with Yang Dao, Xu Tiande, and Hao Carpenter.

What kind of person is she and how energetic is she?

The four of them basically have to meet every day for a meeting, and the place of the meeting is still in Wang Ergou's room, I'm afraid Wang Ergou doesn't know that they have a meeting.

Sometimes halfway through the opening, the ram will suddenly take care of his emotions.

"Ergou, are you listening?"

Wang Ergou: In the first half of the hour, you were talking about the thirteen ways to eat "Zhengjia oil cakes", and the second half of the hour was arguing about how to rank the seven most watery little Taoist aunts of the Four Holy Views...... Does this have anything to do with me?

The ram was happy: "It's okay - just listen." ”

Wang Ergou scolded secretly: Are you sick......

Suddenly, I felt a pang in my heart: Is this "dog taming"?

On the fourth day, Huang He, a reporter from the Kaifeng office of "New Wulin", disappeared.

This Yellow Crane is naturally not a happy ram, but a little beggar with superb acting skills and a lot of literacy, named Zhang Tiaozi.

After hearing the news, the ram smiled happily at first, and Carpenter Hao then also smiled incomprehensibly, and then the two clenched their fists together and made a net closing action together.

This means that the big fish has taken the bait.

The ram said happily and excitedly: "Go Wang Ergou, in the next scene, it's your turn!"