Netizens laugh and pee!

There was a burst of stamping on Weibo!

"This Zhang Ye!"

"It's a joke on such a big occasion!"

"Poof, why is he so funny!"

"Hahaha, I like his shameless energy!"

"Oops, he's killing me!"

"Teacher Zhang is a wonder!"

"Yes, if you change someone else, who must not be cautious on this occasion? Who must not be nervous and cautious? He is good, he still dares to be idle-forced-egg-pulled in front of the whole world, isn't this the original words of the press conference after the man-machine war! Isn't this what the Go world is talking about? He is not afraid that the international mathematical community will get angry and cancel his name! I am shocked when I hear it! Zhang Ye can do this kind of thing!"

"Hey, what's the matter!"

"What's more exaggerated, it's not like Zhang Ye hasn't done it!"

"Haha, he's this style, I'm used to it!"

"If Mr. Zhang is serious every day, it will be boring!"

"Love him!"

"Teacher Zhang has won glory for the country! Don't worry about this little thing!"

"Which time did Zhang Ye not do something earth-shattering in the live broadcast before? Which time did he not scold anyone? This time, people didn't even write poems, they didn't even scold anyone, be content, now Mr. Zhang has settled down a lot!"

"Poof, I can't argue with what I'm talking upstairs!"

There is everything to say, and overall, everyone is still acceptable. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info If another star or other mathematician came to such a show, people would definitely be scolded to death, and countless people would have questioned it, but now the person who came up with this set is Zhang Ye, and everyone found that they were actually used to it, and they were not surprised at all, fainting and fainting, vomiting blood, and then they were all amused.

Half-hour.

One hour.

The live broadcast of the press conference is over.

The press conference will be broadcast live all over the country, and at the same time, it will soon spread to Asia and international perspectives!

Dale's conjecture was confirmed to have been solved by mathematicians of the Republic, this kind of big news, it is impossible not to report it internationally, just look at the strength of the reports of various countries!

Meeting.

Xin Ya grabbed Zhang Ye, rolled her eyes and said, "Can your broken mouth be a little bit of a door?"

Zhang Ye was stunned, "Huh?

Dean Pan also came up, "What's wrong with you!"

Wang Yiming couldn't cry or laugh, "We really convinced you!"

"What's wrong with me?" Zhang Ye didn't know.

Xin Ya glared and said, "Didn't you notice that when you answered the first reporter's question, the speech you said was a little familiar?"

Zhang Ye thought about it, "Yes, yes, it's a little familiar!"

Han Henian smiled bitterly and reminded: "Yesterday's Go press conference ......"

Zhang Ye suddenly came back to his senses, patted his head and said: "Oh, I seem to have used this paragraph yesterday, hey, I just said that it is familiar, I will say how to say it more and more smoothly!" He really didn't mean it, there have been too many things in this guy recently, and they all rushed together, there are countless reporters asking questions every day, countless interviews, and sometimes he forgets what he said, "Alas, I'm a noble person who forgets things!"

"Poof!"

"Where is there anyone who calls himself noble?"

"Forget it, it's already live broadcast anyway, so let's leave it at that. ”

"Well, your reputation has long been stinky, and everyone doesn't take it seriously. ”

Many domestic mathematicians have a word for you.

Zhang Ye couldn't listen to it anymore, and sighed, "Why does my reputation stink?" Then the reporter asked me if I was a hero, I can't say that I am me, I am a hero, you hurry up and give a hero a knock, right?"

Everyone was so happy!

Who's going to knock you to one!

Dean Pan smiled: "Okay, don't be poor Professor Zhang, I still have some serious business to find you." ”

"What's the matter?" Zhang Ye asked.

Dean Pan laughed, "Naturally, it's a great thing!"

Zhang Ye nodded and said, "I love to hear good things." ”

Dean Pan said, "Okay, then you come with me." ”

The others dispersed, Dean Pan and several leaders of the Department of Mathematics of Peking University went to the department, and walked into an office that I didn't know who it was, Pan Yang looked for it from the drawer, took out a thing, handed it to Zhang Ye, and said with a smile: "Look at it." ”

Zhang Ye was also taken aback when he saw it, "Professor Teage?"

Dean Pan snorted, "That's right. ”

This professor is not the professor he used to be!

In the past, Zhang Ye was an associate professor of the Department of Mathematics of Peking University, but on this application, it was suggested that Zhang Ye be promoted to a veritable full professor of the Department of Mathematics.

Zhang Ye was a little embarrassed, "Hey, is this appropriate?"

Dean Pan said: "If you think it's okay, I'll report it, and it's not necessarily whether to approve it or not, which is also a unanimous decision after the meeting of our Academy of Mathematical Sciences." ”

Zhang Ye sneered: "The associate professor before me was exceptional, right? I've only been a full professor for a year, and then I will be a full professor? Will others gossip? I'm only twenty-five, which university have you seen that has a twenty-five-year-old associate professor? Not to mention a full professor or a full professor at Peking University?"

Dean Pan sighed, "If you think it's inappropriate, then forget it." ”

"Don't! Don't mind!" Zhang Ye was anxious, "Lao Pan, you have taken out all this application, are you embarrassed to take it back? Mention, you must mention it! I'm still afraid of people gossiping? If I cared about other people's gossip, I would have died two hundred times in these years!" This sentence is true.

Old Pan?

Dean Pan rolled his eyes!

Zhang Yele said: "Then it's decided!"

Dean Pan said: "It depends on whether the above agrees." ”

"You have such a big face, can the school leaders disagree?" Zhang Ye felt that Lao Pan was very righteous, and he really thought about him if he had good things, this real title of full professor was more real than anything else, and it was more effective than anything!

……

Afternoon.

Parents' house.

As soon as he came back, his mother caught him and counted him down!

My mother couldn't wait to pick up his ears, "On such a big occasion, why are you so distracted? You can copy the testimonials? You want to be angry with me?"

Zhang Yehan said: "Didn't I forget. ”

My mother pointed in the direction of the computer, "If you look at people's Internet, they will stomp you to death, and several experts will scold you, saying that you have a bad attitude towards academics and that you are fooling!"

Zhang Ye shrugged his shoulders with a smile, "I have so many enemies, there are no hundred and eighty scolding me every day, I have to feel that the sun is coming out in the west, let them scold if they want to, what do they do? Looking at his parents, he announced, "Peking University is going to mention me as a full professor!"

As soon as these words came out, the parents exclaimed!

Dad said excitedly, "Is it decided?"

Mom was dumbfounded, "Really?"

Zhang Ye smiled: "Really, but it's not decided yet, it should be no problem." ”

My mother said anxiously: "Don't you should! Such a big thing, is it confirmed or not? Don't make me and your father happy in vain!"

"Eight or nine is not far from ten. Zhang Ye said.

Mom's eyebrows fluttered, "Okay! Okay! Great! I'll quickly talk to your grandpa and grandma......!" Well...... Yes, the conjecture has been solved, and Xiao Ye is now the world's top mathematician...... Also, you tell my dad and family that Xiao Ye is about to mention Peking University Professor...... Really, why did I lie to you!"

In the media, the grapevine has also come out!

On this side of the country, there is no impermeable wall, interlocking, complex interpersonal relationships, and there are always some well-informed people!

Until five o'clock in the afternoon!

Peking University finally announced to the public: Zhang Ye was given the title of full professor of the School of Mathematical Sciences of Peking University!

And what no one expected was that it wasn't the end of it!

Peking University: Give Zhang Ye the title of associate professor of the Department of Chinese at Peking University!

After two years in the Chinese department, the lecturer qualification has also become an associate professor?

Full Professor of Mathematics?

Associate Professor of Chinese?

Peking University's only professor in two departments??(To be continued.) )