"I'm rubbing! won't I hang up again, right? Boss, I've just crossed over, don't talk about the experience of a happy life, I haven't even dreamed yet, why am I hanging up again? Play with me......!" Apparently, the after-effects of severe encephalopathy are beginning to show. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info "I'm rubbing! The goddess of girls' generation is too violent?" Comrade Pig's Foot, who thought he had hung up again, couldn't help but start remembering his life...... It seems that in addition to the life experience of less than a day, only the two "intimate" encounters with the goddess are worth remembering! The pig's foot, who spent less than a minute recalling his life, couldn't help but start worrying about his current situation: "This is hell? Even if you want to go down to eighteen layers of hell, someone will lead the way! What kind of service attitude." What about the legendary King of Yama, bull-headed and horse-faced, black and white, impermanence, hello!" Ling Yu called out loudly.

"Hello!" a dull greeting sounded in Ling Yu's ears.

"Ahh

"I'm sorry! I can't answer your first question, the programmer didn't give me the program. My second question I can't answer because I can't understand the lack of information in the database. As for your third question, the literal interpretation should be 'you take me'. A dull mechanical reply sounded in Ling Yu's ears.

"Programmer?database?I~took you~ over?" What kind of mess, Ling Yu, who was a mess in his head, suddenly put down half of his heart, it seems that the person who came was not sent by the underworld to arrest him: "Where am I?"

"In your sea of knowledge. "Zhihai, is this the rhythm of merging into the darkness and existing in the form of a soul after death?" "How can I get out, can you send me out?"

"Sorry for not having this business. A mechanical, dull voice rang in my ears.

"Where are you?" the man felt that the owner of the voice had plans to leave himself here, and decided to ask the other party out for an interview.

"Can't you see me?"

Ling Yu's eyes widened when he heard this, and he made a 5s-level ultra-difficult action, turning his head clockwise to scan 360 degrees and then turning his head counterclockwise to scan 360 degrees, but what he saw was nothing but darkness: "Should I see you?" I can't see anything in the dark palace here, how about turning on the light!"

As for your wish to turn on the lights, I can't fulfill it, the system doesn't have that business. ”

"Can you fulfill my wishes? Then you marry me my Mai goddess first!" A certain man who quickly grasped the key point suddenly became excited, and began to plan his various wishes with the 'well' key and prepare for a glorious and happy life. As for questions such as "who is the other party, where is this, and how to get out?" it seems that they have been selectively forgotten by our heartless comrades with pig's feet.

"I'm sorry the system doesn't have that business. A mechanical, muffled voice came from my ears......

"Then take 100 million dollars to run it first!" The male pig was suddenly depressed when he heard this, and quickly put forward his second wish.

"I'm sorry the system doesn't have that business. Mechanical, dull voices continued to come from my ears......

"There's no problem turning me into a handsome pot, right?" a certain crossing man began to be a little disappointed.

"I'm sorry the system doesn't have that business. Mechanical, dull voices still came from my ears......

"Your sister, play with me, what can you fulfill my wishes?" A certain man who instantly turned on the rabies mode seemed to have forgotten his situation and was already unable to control himself.

"Literally, I'm not trying to fulfill your wishes, but I'm helping you cultivate. ”

"Help me cultivate?" Hearing this, a certain man suddenly danced with his hands and feet, quickly exited the rabid dog mode and cut into the chicken movement mode; "So I'm not dead yet!"

"Judging by the state, at the moment—yes!"

"Let's have a thousand or hundreds of artifacts first!" a certain man quickly cut into greedy mode.

"Sorry there is no business. The mechanical, dull voice came from my ears again......

"Then let's take one hundred and eighty catties of elixir to suppress the fire. A certain man is obviously starting to be uncalm again.

"Sorry there is no business. "The moon sets! It's always a thousand years of ......" a familiar melody sounded in my ears......

"Then there should be a cultivation method or something, right?" A certain crossing man with a black line on his head quickly lowered his requirements, not daring to ask for quantity and quality anymore.

"Ding! The exercise redemption option has been locked, the database data is being scanned, the only option has been confirmed, no system points are required, whether you need to practice. ”

"Practice, of course!" our crossing man burst into tears...... Finally started the Starter Mode to get the Starter Pack...... There are a few other traversers who are as bitter as themselves! After entering, the protagonist's aura is instantly opened, and the original capital accumulation is quickly completed, and then the universe is mighty, and the sexual life is rolling in. But on the first day of his crossing, he was humiliated by all kinds of abuses, not to mention that he was kicked into the hospital by the goddess in his heart without even drinking a sip of water! Oh my God! Finally, the bitterness is coming! This is the only exercise method in the system! What kind of quality exercise does it have to be? Divine rank is the starting price, everyone else has obtained a bunch of them, but I only have this one! Is it easy for me? In fact, Ling Yu didn't know that during the coma, his life had been set by two old and cunning people, one old and one young, and the long and arduous life path had just begun.

"Ding! The practice of the exercises has been confirmed, please wait a moment while the database data is being processed. ”

A moment later, an image unfolded in front of Ling Yu's eyes......

"The sixth set of broadcast gymnastics is now ......"

A certain crossing man who was scorched by the thunder completely broke out: "You get out of here, I promise not to kill you!" Before he crossed over, the radio gymnastics had been updated to the ninth set, what year is this old antique? And is this a cultivation exercise? Even if you give yourself a military body boxing, it is stronger than this!

"Sorry there is no business. The voice of all evil echoed in my ears.

It seems that the life he longs for has been punctured like a beautiful bubble, and with a "poof!", his heart is also broken, and an arrow pierces his heart.

The crossing man covered his heart and slowly squatted down: "Tell me all the other business you have! "The ancients did not deceive me! Mourning is greater than heart death! Punishing the heart is indeed the greatest miracle of ancient and today's brand name! Obviously, our pig's feet have now lost all thoughts of this damn system.