Chapter 004: The Endless Road to the Sky
Before leaving, Ding Lao Mo specially explained to Wu Enemy that people must not get carried away, otherwise they may capsize in the gutter and be happy and sad. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
In the past, he was also a heroic figure who was admired by tens of thousands of people all over the world, and everyone looked like he was still very excited when he told Wu Di.
"The old immortal of the stars, the magic power is boundless, he dominates the rivers and lakes, and his longevity is in harmony with the sky."
What a beautiful admiration, ah!
What a wish, ah!
It's a pity that he was too carried away, and he was plotted by a despicable and shameless female disciple named Ah Hong, and was caught by an unknown disciple called "Empty Bamboo" from the Shaolin Temple, the largest monk temple in the country, with [Death and Life Talisman], which is simply a great shame.
Later, he learned from the pain, and finally comprehended the supreme poisonous skill [Qi Transformation Divine Skill] and became a generation of strange masters, otherwise how could he enter this "black prison" known as the "Martial God Nursing Home".
Of course, Wu Di can enter the black prison at his age, it is purely an accident, the forest is big, after a long time, there are always accidents, this is normal, otherwise how did the genius come out.
The ancients did not listen to the old man, and suffered in front of him.
Wu Di just got carried away and laughed, but in an instant, he couldn't laugh.
Because, when he was most proud, standing up and laughing, he accelerated, swooped into the sea, and ran away.
Although he has a [10,000-pound pendant], even if the waves are stormy, he doesn't want to shake him off an object that he is standing on, but he didn't have time to use it just now, and Dabai ran away, and he was thrown off, almost in a beautiful posture like a flat sand and a goose, his butt landed on the ground, no, his butt fell into the sea with water.
"Look at my Wu enemy [water skiing]." Wu Di's [Water Skiing] Kung Fu is not covered, Qiu Lao Mo was known as [Copper Palm Water Skiing] back then, and water skiing was like walking on the ground, winning the applause of thousands of martial artists, and Wu Di was even better than the blue, two or three points more powerful than the other party back then.
It's a pity that there is no admiring gaze and applause from the audience here, except for a ship in the sky, which makes Wu Di have no motivation to continue sliding, and Wu Di is really hungry, so he "poofed" and entered the not warm embrace of the sea again.
Seeing Da Bai quickly disappear into the sea, not even leaving him with a back, Wu Di was a little ashamed, and he was speechless to face Jiangdong's father.
Although he has supreme light skills, including what [Ling Bo Step], [Tianluo Footwork], [Treading Snow Without Trace], [One Tail Crossing the River], [Nine Steps to Catch a Horse] and so on are all used very slippery, if he is on land, Da Bai will not be able to escape from the palm of his hand no matter what, and he can catch up with him.
It's just that this is the sea, not the land, and heroes are useless.
Even if Wu Di is a great genius, he can only sigh that time is not with me and fate is impermanent.
"Sure enough, people can't get too carried away, Ding Lao Demon is unreliable, and sometimes it's quite reliable. This lesson was learned by Lao Tzu. ”
Accepting it with an open mind, taking its essence and discarding its dross has always been one of the ten greatest advantages that Wu Di boasted of, and this is also the most important quality and charm that he can be in the black prison.
"Death Dabai, even when you need your help the most, you left behind your brave and mighty, handsome and resolute master solo tour, if you let Lao Tzu see you next time, you must let your head open and know why the flowers are so red."
If Dabai is a conversation, he will definitely reply after hearing it, what master, Lao Tzu was forced, okay, you have the ability to chase me, chase me, you can't catch it, I'm afraid you won't have the opportunity to see this handsome and boundless Dabai again in this life.
It can't be helped, sometimes, geniuses still have to rely on themselves.
And there's a ship in the sky, and that's a promise to see, isn't it?
Therefore, although Wu Di was hungry, he still used his strength to eat milk, and used what he thought was the most elegant dog crawling style, and desperately approached the ship.
However, he was a great "genius", and after swimming desperately for a while, he realized that the ship was getting farther and farther away from him.
"When I went, I was hit by the waves, and I swam in the wrong direction, and it seems that geniuses really make mistakes occasionally." Wu Di was helpless, and this mistake seemed quite fatal.
"Who's calling me?" It was as if he had heard someone call his name in a dream.
Qiao Lao Mo quipped: "I'll go, no one will call you, whoever calls you doesn't take any name, but I want to take such an easily misunderstood name, it is estimated that thousands of people are calling you every hour every day." ”
Ren Lao Mo was so angry, and suddenly shouted: "Lao Tzu's name is not good, is your name very good, Beimin Beimin, the farmers of Beidi, just a soil bun." ”
Qiao Beimin Qiao Lao Mo hated others for scolding him for his dirty buns, so he immediately turned his face and said: "I'll go, you're very arrogant, let's have a good comparison today." ”
"If you don't accept it, I'll do it, I'm afraid of you, come!" Ren Lao Mo rolled up the sleeve that had turned gray into black.
Soon the two old devils scuffled together, and then became two bloody bloody people.
The two old devils were involved in a bloody case caused by a "I'll go", and Wu Di naturally didn't know, and even if he knew, he wouldn't care about their life or death.
In Wu Di's words, the growth history of every old demon is a history of human suffering and blood and tears, so he will not sympathize with them, not to mention that he needs others to sympathize with him now, because the ship is getting farther and farther away from him, and he will not be able to see it.
Is genius so jealous of God, does genius need so many tests, is it so difficult for genius to go home?
"Thief God, what are you, don't you want to go home to see if your father is okay, go back and see if your partner is crooked, Lao Tzu is so filial and righteous, you are so blind. Hmph, it looks like I've just come up with a trick today. ”
"Help, help......" Wu Di knows that people can be arrogant and arrogant, but they must be put down when they should put down their bodies, for example, now, they must shout loudly when they should shout for help, otherwise how can others hear.
Wu Di's voice was very loud, it was like a thunder on the sea, this was Qiao Lao Mo's [Loud Roar], comparable to the roar of a Buddhist lion, very powerful, not only the sound spread far away, but if a person was close, he had to be scared to death on the spot.
However, the ship did not stop or turn its head, and it really seemed that it was about to disappear into the sky.
Could it be that they are foreigners who can't understand advanced Chinese? Or is it too windy and too far away?
When Wu Di was about to burst his throat, he felt that he was really going to make his last big move.
"help, help, help, help......"
This is not a simple call for help, since it can be called a big trick, it must be very powerful, this is the [Wanli Transmission] that Wu Di stole from Wang Lao Mo, it is said that it can be transmitted 10,000 li, which is better than a mobile phone, especially used to whisper, not worrying about others eavesdropping, it is Wang Lao Mo's pickle girl stunt.
And the guy next door, Lao Wang, was a romantic figure when he was young, he had traveled across the ocean, crossed the ocean, soaked in hundreds of beauties from hundreds of countries around the world, what skin color, what eyes, what hair has been dabbled in, and at the same time, because of the need to pick up girls, he taught himself I don't know how many languages, among which this English is the most slippery.
As a super genius, as the only personal disciple of Wang Lao Mo, as a great man in the new era, as a Wu enemy who has lofty ideals and wants to make foreign girls win glory for the country, English must be mastered, and it must be mastered very well.
And he has indeed mastered it well, so far he has learned twenty-six letters and three sentences, which can be called a genius of the century.
“hello,thankyou,help。”
It's hard not that Wu Di thinks he is still very powerful.
The reason why I want a help, another help, is that Wu Di considered that the other party may actually be Chinese, but I didn't hear him shout for help just now, in short, consider the problem comprehensively, this is a genius necessary idea.
However, the result was still greatly unexpected by Wu Di's expectations, the ship was gone, gone, gone, Ouyang Old Devil, important things must be done three times, because he has a bad memory, and if he turns his head once, he will forget it.
"Damn, how can the sound of this genius not work, it must be that the people on the ship have no good heart, and they will not be saved when they die, if they are lucky enough not to die today, they must be good-looking one day."
Wu Di scolded stupidly, and suddenly his ears, which could be called smooth ears, moved, and he was suddenly overjoyed.
There is a way that the sky is endless, one boat clicked and disappeared on the sea, and another boat clicked and appeared.
This time, Lao Tzu will never let it slip away from his side again, the greatest advantage of genius is that he will never fall in the same place, and he will get up from where he falls, wow.