Guan Jia would never have thought that the new classmates he met when he came here would greet him in such a way. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

At this moment, Guan Jia finally understood why Zhang Yunling said last night that in the fourth article of the regulations on the plane marriage agency, you can ask Zhang Yunling for help if you encounter a problem of personal injury!

But how useful is this? This is a death and a fart for help! He didn't even know where Zhang Yunling was, and even if Zhang Yunling was standing here at the moment, facing so many cannons and machine guns, as well as various laser missiles, mutants, and robots...... What's the use of asking for help?

Guan Jia's mind went blank, and for a moment, he doubted his life. To be sent here may be to die! Or is it just a trick to die?

"Boom!!" "Bang Bang!" "Da Da Da!" "Woohoo!" "Bang bang bang!"

All kinds of bullets, shells, lasers, missiles, energy bombs, energy balls, darts, swords, short blades...... Coming together towards the Guanjia shop.

Guan Jia can imagine that if he is hit, I am afraid that there will not be even bone scum left.

But he didn't get hit, which will be an incentive for him to gradually become bold in the future.

Xu Zimo, who was still writing something on the blackboard, turned around unhurriedly, and then blocked in front of Guan Jia.

That's right, it was indeed unhurried, Guan Jia saw her movements leisurely, as if she was walking to him. However, although it seemed slow, there was an extremely strange moment that blocked Guan Jia.

All the bullets and shells hit Xu Zimo's body, but they were not as bloody as Guan Jia imagined.

Xu Zimo's body seemed to be made of rubber, which made Guan Jia wonder if she had eaten Luffy's rubber fruit. Judging from the current situation, it's not impossible, maybe they can enter a dimensional world like "One Piece"?

However, unlike Luffy, these bullets and missiles did not bounce back after hitting Xu Zimo's body. If you reflect back, I don't know how many people will die. It is estimated that all the beauties in the entire classroom will die.

The bullets and missiles were actually digested in Xu Zimo's body.

What's even more weird is that the silver-white pattern that was originally attached to Xu Zimo's black tights suddenly distorted, like tentacles that quickly caught those lasers, vitality bullets, spiral pills, and so on.

Yes, she just caught it, and after catching these, the space tore a hole and threw all these vitality bombs into that hole.

Guan Jia had already come back to his senses at this time, and when he woke up from that kind of shock, he had already raised his head and looked at Xu Zimo who was blocking in front of him.

It's just that the first place he saw was Xu Zimo's warped buttocks, which was too round and too warped under the wrapping of leggings.

"Gollum!" Guan Jia swallowed a mouthful of saliva fiercely, remembering Xu Zimo's words to warn him just now. If a person can't even control his own desires, is he still worthy of being a human being?

"Smack!!" In order to sober himself up, Guan Jia actually gave himself a slap in the face.

The burning pain on his face made him sober up a little. Then he looked up at the rapidly shaking silver-white tentacles.

The tentacles shook so quickly that they tore through the space.

The crack in that space was very small, but Guan Jia could still see the appearance inside.

These lasers and dangerous goods such as vitality bombs were actually thrown into outer space by Xu Zimo? Because there are countless stars in the chasm.

Guan Jia even saw several of the small planets explode.

Oh, my God! I can't imagine what kind of weapons this group of students came up with. If it falls into this classroom, won't the whole school, no, the whole plane be destroyed?

After a while, the fierce bombardment ended!

All the girls regained their ladylike appearance, and sat upright one by one, as if nothing had happened just now.

Finally, Xu Zimo took out a women's cigarette and lit it with the flame at the end of the missile.

Guan Jia's heart hung in his throat when he saw it, this is especially an artist who is bold and has a big heart!

"Smack!!"

However, before Guan Jia finished praising in his heart, the missile exploded.

The bursting missile did not raze the entire school to the ground, but emitted a small flame, like an ordinary firecracker, which blew Xu Zimo into an explosive head, and his face was black and smoking.

"Who did that!?" Xu Zimo patted his torn clothes and asked. There was smoke coming out of his mouth when he spoke.

Guan Jia was already so frightened that he sat on the podium, with his back against the wall under the blackboard, a little frightened.

Seriously, Guan Jia's courage is already big. Any normal person will be scared by this scene. Guan Jia didn't pee his pants!

"Teacher, it was Zhao Hongyun who did it!" A female student raised her hand.

it, make a small report!

Then, the red-haired girl sitting in the front row, the girl who reminded Guan Jia that her pants were not worn properly, stood up.

Zhao Hongyun is wearing a black and white dress, a bit like the shrine maiden costume in the shrine, a bit like the dress worn by the bellflower in "Inuyasha". The long red hair is tied up by a white hair tie that gently sways with the long hair.

After she stood up, she looked shy and shy, bent down slightly, and bowed to Xu Zimo.

When Guan Jia thought that Xu Zimo would announce it to Zhao Hongyun, tsk, if Xu Zimo took out the whip and gave her a hard blow, Guan Jia felt that Zhao Hongyun would definitely not be able to stand it.

However, to Guan Jia's surprise, Xu Zimo not only did not go crazy, but praised Zhao Hongyun a lot. Praise her for her unique thinking and excellent use of methods.

Guan Jia listened carefully to Xu Zimo's words, and he didn't understand it.

Xu Zimo probably meant that Zhao Hongyun reasonably analyzed the environmental factors, speculated on everyone's attack time and attack range, and at the last moment, calculated the probability that Xu Zimo would grab the shell, and then launched the missile. measured the length of time, when he would be caught by Xu Zimo, and also predicted that Xu Zimo would use the missile's tail flame to light a cigarette. Then the energy of the missile was compressed to a minimum, allowing the teacher to let his guard down. In the end, the sneak attack was successful.

Although the teacher was not killed, it did cause some damage to the teacher. Commendable!

Xu Zimo said that he would give Zhao Hongyun more credits and apply for a scholarship with a high amount of Xuanjing coins.

Guan Jia was stunned!

it! This is the Assassination Classroom!??