Chapter 006: Eat and drink enough to watch the big show
Rumble!
The waves rolled violently, and the smell of blood seemed to waft from the sea. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Yay! perfect!"
Seeing the guy who wronged them in the sea being directly crushed and swallowed by the pirate ship, the pirates in the wheelhouse felt both blood boiling and relieved at the same time.
"Dare to wronged Lao Tzu, this is the end. ”
At this time, the four people in the cabin couldn't help but look at the sea behind them, is this son really dead?
There were no figures or corpses on the surface of the sea, only some gray pieces of cloth floating, as if they understood something.
In fact, the scene was too exciting at that time, and they didn't see it very clearly, and in a trance, the guy seemed to have been hit by the bow of the boat, and then his body was swept into the bottom of the boat, and he was directly crushed over, and he would definitely be swallowed by the waves that set off if he didn't die.
The four of them were accustomed to seeing strong winds and waves, and it was not a matter of concern to kill a person, and soon they looked at the sea in the distance as if nothing had happened.
Suddenly, Sang Qing's grandmother shouted excitedly, "Senior brother, look, there are two stinky girls in front of you." ”
Yun Zhongzi was also very happy, and laughed: "Haha, Qingmei, I saw it, now I'll see where they are going." Guys below, work hard and give me a catch-up. ”
On the boat in front, one or two girls also saw the pursuers behind.
"Sister, what should I do, they're about to catch up. ”
"What are you afraid of, the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, at most fight with them, and the children of the Li family will not have a bad seed. ”
The girl wants to think very much, but people only serve you to make money, not the Li family, why do you have to work so hard, but she doesn't dare, because she hasn't gotten the money yet, what if my sister is unhappy and doesn't give money, then won't she serve her in vain these days.
"Don't worry, with me Song Qingshan, even if they catch up, they won't dare to do anything to you. A handsome young man in Tsing Yi said proudly.
Song Qingshan, in fact, he has a great background, he is the son of Song Jinqiao, the head of the seven directors of Wudang Group, who has excellent talent since childhood and has learned good martial arts.
It is worth mentioning that in order to keep pace with the times and catch up with the trend of the times, the once brilliant ten major schools of Huaguo martial arts have all established group companies, even Shaolin and Wudang are no exception.
And the rest of the sects, naturally all follow suit, follow the trend, for a while, there are countless more group companies in Huaguo, and they all start with the names of various martial arts sects.
People can't help but sigh that in these years, not only have the hooligans graduated from college, but even these green forest heroes have opened companies.
"Brother Song, is it really? Countless stars were suddenly released in the girl's eyes, and she looked at Song Qingshu with admiration, he was not only handsome but also seemed to be very responsible.
The girl's sister is noncommittal about this, she is not as innocent as her maid, she and Song Qingshu are nothing more than a relationship of mutual use, his real purpose, hmph, don't think she doesn't know, it's not for the secret and treasure.
But there are some things that don't need to come out, and who uses them doesn't know yet.
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Was Wu Di really killed by a collision? The answer is no, it is naturally negative.
A dignified martial arts master, a great disciple taught by more than a dozen old devils in the black prison, a peerless genius, how could he be killed or crushed by a mere pirate ship?
However, in order to deceive these people, in order to make this drama more realistic, Wu Di was really devoted, and he was really killed, this is acting with his life, what kind of spirit is this, the selfless dedication of being willing to take risks and sacrifice for art, which can be called a model of both virtue and art.
Fortunately, he has Lingbo step, conch footwork, nine steps to catch a horse, a tail to cross the river, stepping on the snow without a trace, invincible water skiing and so on and other peerless light skills, at a critical juncture, he with lightning speed, through the cover of splashing water, under the nose of the enemy, quietly got on the thief ship.
And now, with a nose that is more powerful than a hunting dog, he has directly touched the important place of the pirate ship-the galley, and is feasting inside.
Grab a big chicken leg in his left hand, grab a large piece of beef in his right hand, a pot of peanuts on his head, and a big altar of daughter red on the tip of his right foot.
He is a peerless genius, and no one can snatch him from eating with his hands and feet, which he has trained for many years in the black prison with that old devil.
The black prison is really dark, only one meal is given every day, and the amount is definitely not enough for the gang to eat, so everything has to rely on grabbing, whoever grabs more will be able to eat.
In order to grab food, those old devils fight every day, and this is also a good time to learn all kinds of peerless martial arts secret skills.
Wu Di is old, but he is the most ruthless, the most witty, and the most powerful person in it, which makes the old devils extremely depressed.
In the words of Wu Di, Lao Tzu is the time to grow his body, how can he do it if he is not full, you old bones, eat less and be fine, you can lose weight.
Nibbling on chicken legs, biting beef, drinking daughter red, from time to time to a crested crested and a few peanuts into the mouth, for Wu Dilai, who has not tasted meat for many years and has not smelled the aroma of wine, such a life is really perfect, but if there is a group of delicate ladies waiting by your side, it will be even more perfect.
It's a pity that Wu Di already knows that there are no young and beautiful women on this ship except for five or six rough old men and two ugly old ladies, so he can only hope for the two girls on the other boat.
"You must not let me down, if you look okay, Lao Tzu will be reluctant to help you drive away these wicked people, if you can't grow into the eyes of this genius, then I'm sorry, I have to settle old accounts with you, I dare to see death and not save, his heart can be punished. ”
After eating thirty chicken legs, ten catties of beef and countless peanuts in succession, plus ten jars of daughter red, Wu Di burped at this time, and the feeling of being full was really good.
Don't doubt how a poor person can eat so much, for people who can't eat enough all year round, everything is possible, not to mention that Wu Di is a peerless genius.
Wu Di was full of food and drink, holding his stomach, and was burping, when the pirate who was in charge of cooking actually came in.
Wu Di dodged and hid behind the door, and the stupid pirate naturally couldn't see it at all.
The pirate saw that the food on the table had been reduced to bones and scraps, and he wanted to cry without tears, this was what the four demons on the deck wanted, and now that it was gone, he had to be killed if he went up.
", where are the chicken legs? What about beef? What about peanuts? What about my daughter Hong? Who, who, who stole it, stand up for Lao Tzu. ”
"Damn, I hate others calling Lao Tzu in front of me the most in my life, that's the patent of this genius, understand? Also, things are eaten by Lao Tzu, what's wrong with eating your things, Lao Tzu not only eats it, but now he wants to throw you into the sea to feed Dabai. ”
"What's the Great White?" the pirate has rough lines and is surprisingly curious.
"Stupid, at this time, I still care about what Da Bai is, Da Bai is naturally a great white shark, let Lao Tzu go down. Dabai, look at how good your master is to you, although you betrayed Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu still brought you delicious food. ”
Wu Wei grabbed the pirate by the neck and threw him out of the window, and when he threw him, the pirate was already dead, and his coat was gone.
Old Qiao has been a demon, kindness to the enemy is cruelty to oneself, so kill when you should kill, and you must not have a benevolent heart.
Moreover, every pirate has countless bloody human lives on his hands, and Wu Di can even smell the smell of dead people on his body, and this kind of person is killed to eliminate harm for the people.
The great man of chivalry is for the country and the people.
He Wu Di doesn't want to be a hero, he just wants to be a good person, a person who is good to himself and the people around him.
Putting on the coat that had just been taken off the pirate's body, Wu Di finally had clothes to cover his body.
The splash of the pirate ship was too big before, and it actually broke through the gray prison clothes on his body that were very commemorative and represented the glory of the black prison, and Wu Di was really reluctant to think about it.
"Damn, this dead pirate is so tall and his clothes don't fit, isn't this deliberately embarrassing Lao Tzu, fortunately Lao Tzu is a genius, and geniuses can always find a solution to a problem. ”
In order to make the clothes fit, Wu Di immediately performed the [Bone Enhancement Skill], and with the click, his body instantly swelled and became exactly the same as the original pirate, and the clothes immediately became very fit.
[Bone Enhancement Skill] is more than twice as difficult as [Bone Shrinking Skill], this is Wu Di's original creation after learning [Bone Shrinking Skill], now that I think about it, it is really perfect.
"Well, that's not bad!" Wu Wei took a picture of the window, and when he saw the two scars, he felt that he really had the temperament of a pirate.
"Forget it, since we have such a pirate temperament, let's reluctantly make it difficult and act out another play, pretending to be a pirate. ”
For Wu Dilai, the disguise is really a pediatric, Ji Lao Mo is known as the world's first thief, not only stealing skills, light skills, but most importantly, there is a superb disguise technique.
As the elder brother of Ji Lao Mo, Wu Di naturally learned this disguise technique easily, and it is better than the blue.
Gently peeling off the layer of skin on his face, Wu Di revealed his true face, but he was still not very handsome, but because of the lack of two scars, he became instantly sven, reminiscent of the word Sven scum.
This layer of skin is definitely a good thing, it was deceived from Ji Lao Mo when he first entered the black prison, in Ji Lao Mo's words, this thing is definitely a must-have for home travel, stealing chickens and dogs, killing people and setting fires.
Over the years, Wu Di has always had this layer of skin on his face, and when he wants to change his appearance, it is simply soeasy.
However, there is one thing that Wu Di has always been very strange, that is, on the escape road of Lingwu, no matter how he changes, he seems to be unable to hide from the three shameless Lingwu Supremes, so that he has been hunted down, and then he simply stopped being disguised, and everything went naturally.
In addition, what Wu Di couldn't figure out was that the Lingwu Supreme could easily kill him, but he didn't do it himself, why was this?
Wu Di's advantage is that he doesn't bother thinking about problems that he can't figure out, and he can put them aside soon, because he believes that one day, he can figure it out.
Quickly rubbing the layer of skin, Wu Di quickly brought it back on, and if there was anyone at this time, he would definitely be surprised to find that he had become the pirate just now.
"Catch up, catch up, hook it, wow click, hook, stinky girl, see where you're going!"
Wu Di heard the excited voice from the cabin, he knew that a good show was about to be staged, and it seemed to be very good to eat and drink enough to watch the big show.