Chapter 331: Lick This Dung!
"General, the adjutant general has gone on a tour of the city, and this medicine was specially arranged by him before leaving, which can relieve hangovers and headaches. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
The soldier held the medicine bowl, which was still hot and steaming.
But Lan Haojun was thinking about something else now.
"Let me ask you where Vice Admiral Wang is. He repeated the question again, with a look of annoyance.
Xiao Bing was startled, and quickly bowed his head and said, "Wang, Vice General Wang will ...... He's gone to the Zhaonan Mansion early in the morning!"
"Bastard!" Lan Haojun suddenly scolded, and took the bowl and fell to the ground.
"General?!" the soldier was startled and quickly knelt down.
Lan Haojun actually knew about Vice General Wang for a long time, but now he was drunk and confused, and he only remembered it when he heard Xiaobing say this.
But under the influence of alcohol, coupled with the resentment and anger in the heart, it is inevitable that the emotions will be out of control.
"You, get out of here!" Lan Haojun pointed at Xiao Bing's nose, but when he was about to go out, he shouted to him again.
It's just that this way of shouting people is not with mouth, but directly with a sword flying over and inserting it between the feet of the little soldier.
The little soldier almost urinated out in an instant, trembling and knelt down and kowtowed: "The general spares his life!
"Spare your life?" Lan Haojun sneered, walked over crookedly, and then pulled out his sword and put it on the neck of the little soldier.
"Spare you, bring wine to General Ben!" Lan Haojun yelled at him, "Bring me wine! I don't want to be sober! I don't want to think about that woman's face!"
Lan Haojun is indeed too drunk, according to this drinking method, everyone is worried that something will happen to him.
"General, general, but you can't drink anymore......!"
"Wine!" Lan Haojun angrily interrupted the little soldier, he was now like an angry lion.
Xiao Bing didn't dare to say anything, Lan Haojun was drunk now, maybe he would really be executed by military law, so he hurriedly went to get a jar of wine.
After Lan Haojun hugged the wine jar, he became honest and began to drink again.
It's just that he did drink a little too much, and this jar hasn't gone down much, but he feels unbearable, and his stomach turns over and over, and he vomits when he runs outside.
"Vomit ......!" Lan Haojun vomited for a while, and he was a little more comfortable, but this comfort, some things that he shouldn't think about and didn't want to think about came out again.
But in fact, even if he was drunk before, he still thought about Tuoba Linglan, and even when he slept just now, he still dreamed of her when he dreamed.
Lan Haojun also felt that he was not angry, but there was no way, he liked a woman for so many years, not that he could let it go.
After drinking so much wine, Lan Haojun just went to a toilet.
Coming out of the toilet, the whole person was a little sober again, and couldn't help it, thinking about what kind of expression Tuoba Linglan would have when she got married today, she must be very happy if she finally married Yun Yu.
"Happiness, yes, you all go happy, it's just me...... I'm the only one who is sad!"
Lan Haojun had words in his mouth, and went to his room step by step, but in such a deserted barracks, he seemed to hear a woman's voice.
"Hmph, how old are you, and the newcomer still dares to talk back to us?!" a woman said fiercely, followed by the sound of a slap.
This sound sounded quite heavy, and it was more than a hit.
Then another woman said, "What are you staring at, I'm sorry! Beware of gouging out your little girl's eyes!"
"Hey, I can't dig it, if she is blind, when she takes care of the military master in the future, then she won't be able to see what other guys look like!" Another woman sneered, and the words were very vulgar, it was hard to imagine that a woman could be heard talking like this in the Flowing Flame Country.
And after the woman finished speaking, several people just laughed:
"Hahaha, that's right, since they were all sent to this place, if they haven't even seen what a guy looks like, wouldn't it be a shame for our business?!"
"Hahaha, shame is shame, look at her clumsy appearance, I'm afraid I'll only be scared and cry when the time comes!"
"Hey, if you are obedient now, lick this clean, my sisters will teach you compassionately, how to serve men, otherwise it will be uncomfortable to serve the military master at that time, and see that people don't strip you naked and whip you!"
Listening to this conversation, Lan Haojun quickly understood that these should be military prostitutes in the camp.
In the Flowing Flame Country, such women are all guilty bodies, so they will either go to the Qinglou or be sent to come here.
It's just that Lan Haojun never pays attention to the matter of military prostitutes, at most, the internal affairs officer submits a roster and reports the number of new and reduced people.
Most of these women did not end well, so there were guards outside the cells where they were held, lest they kill themselves inside, or they became pregnant and died during miscarriage.
So Lan Haojun was shocked now, he never knew that these women were all talking like this.
But think about it, they have all fallen to this, and those things of identity and etiquette have long been nothing.
Among these women, bullying newcomers is a common thing, and everyone also uses this means to find comfort and psychological balance.
So as long as no one is killed, the guards generally don't care.
However, now that they saw that Lan Haojun was actually here, the guards hurriedly saluted in a panic, preparing to go over and take care of them.
But Lan Haojun made a gesture not to alarm them. It was his first time here today, and he wanted to see what the women were going to do.
Lan Haojun entered the cell alone, went over lightly, and hid in the dark, only to see several people surrounding a girl, one pulling her hair and the other stepping on her back.
And one more, with a dung bucket in his hand!
Crash!
The woman splashed a scoop of shit and urine on the girl's face: "What about the official lady, she is not a bitch when she comes here!"
These women are indeed quite ugly when they speak, but Lan Haojun also understands that they are also poor people, and they were and must not be what they are now.
So he had no intention of punishing them.
Seeing that they were going to force the girl to eat, Lan Haojun just walked out: "What are you doing?" ”
"General, general?!"
The women were all frightened, and in a panic, they quickly let go of their hands and retreated, and stood beside them with their heads bowed.
Although Lan Haojun has never been here and doesn't pay attention to them, they all know Lan Haojun, and they pay attention to General Lan every day when they go out to relax.
Lan Haojun is also a talent, and he is young and handsome, compared with those rude and reckless men in the army, crooked melons and cracked dates, this woman thinks that one day she can be favored by Lan Haojun.
It's a pity that Lan Haojun never pays attention to them, nor does he look for women, even if he is looking for women, it is definitely not looking for them.
Therefore, Lan Haojun is still drunk here, and the women are all looking forward to it.
Lan Haojun and Tuoba Linglan have known about it for a long time, so today Tuoba Linglan got married, and he appeared here again, it must be ......!
They were full of anticipation, although they didn't know what a good man the ghost emperor was, but in their opinion, Lan Haojun was already a treasure that couldn't be found with a lantern.
Tuoba Linglan is worthy of being the female demon of the Flowing Flame Country, she doesn't want Lan Haojun to be so infatuated, and even the Spirit King refused, and finally ran to give birth to a wild seed with that ghost emperor.
Hey, so when these women think of this, they are itching and unbearable, and they wish they could appease poor Lan Haojun well.
"The general is here, I don't know why. A woman said a little shyly, she is the best-looking here, and she can be regarded as a prison flower.
As soon as she made a sound, the other women next to her were silent, even if they were unhappy, they would not show it.
Because she is not only a prison flower, but also the eldest sister here, the most hated and vicious one.
Just bullied the girl, although she didn't participate, just watched from the sidelines, but everyone did what she wanted.
Of course, Lan Haojun didn't have any interest in the status relationship between these women, he just felt that they were too much, and they actually bullied a weak girl like this.
"They bully others, are you just standing idly by? The same people who have fallen to the end of the world, bullying her, aren't you also bullying yourself!"
Lan Haojun taught him coldly, and the women suddenly fell silent, and the atmosphere became gloomy.
And although Lan Haojun is drunk now, he is not confused. He could see that if he left like this now, he was afraid that this girl would be treated more excessively in the future.
"Someone. Lan Haojun called the guards, and the women were immediately nervous, afraid that Lan Haojun was going to punish them now.
As a result, who knows, he actually took that girl away, and actually took out the girl covered in feces!
Moreover, it was Lan Haojun who did it himself!
"Are you okay?" Lan Haojun helped the girl up, and the girl was frightened, and now she was completely stupid, not knowing how to react.
After that, in the envious, jealous and hateful eyes of everyone, the girl was taken out of the cell by Lan Haojun and brought to his room.
Lan Haojun actually summoned a military prostitute, and the barracks suddenly seemed to be fried, but everyone understood that it must be related to Tuoba Linglan, so they were stunned after blowing it up.
After all, Lan Haojun is also a normal man, so there is something to do......
It's just that the rescued girl has become the one who doesn't understand the most.
Lan Haojun took her into the tent, and asked people to prepare bath water, she was pestle next to the bathtub, I didn't know what to do, but when I turned my head, I found that Lan Haojun had fallen asleep on the table.
The girl clubbed for a while, looked at Lan Haojun, and found that he really fell asleep because he had drunk too much, so she breathed a sigh of relief.
After hesitating for a while, thinking that she was covered in and urine, she really had to wash it well, even if Lan Haojun really wanted something later, she would ......
She's already a prisoner, and she was supposed to be sent to these men as a tool for fun, isn't she?