Xu Tiande's round face, round eyes, and white and tender skin are enough to make women envious, but fortunately, there is a faint beard under his nose, which adds a little masculinity to him. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

His skin is whiter than a woman's, and he talks more than a woman's. A "doctor" is a chatter, which is not a good thing for the patient, but fortunately he is only an amateur doctor.

"Oh, happy, don't be angry, anger hurts the liver, you see your face is red, the red tide is hard to retreat, this is a symptom of liver qi stagnation, over time, the liver will become ugly!" Happy gesture to fight, Xu Tiande shrank his neck, and hurriedly looked for Yang Dao and said: "I advise you to eat less jujubes, not a woman, what do you do to replenish blood every day? A man has a lot of blood, it is not a good thing, after a long time, it will inevitably hurt the kidneys...... Hey, Brother Yang, you're not married yet, don't you know, kidneys are very important for men, big brother, I'm from here......"

"Smack!" the ram finally couldn't help it, and slapped him on the back of the neck, and a five-petal plum blossom immediately bloomed on his snow-white neck.

Xu Tiande smiled and put his hand on Wang Ergou's pulse.

It is already extremely unlucky to meet a chatter, and if the chatter meets another chatter, the conversation scene is simply a curse.

Yang Dao was obviously interested in Xu Tiande's words, and he picked up the stubble: "Brother Xu, what is the function of the kidneys? I have liked to eat dates since I was a child, and I have been eating dates for almost 20 years, and if I don't eat them for a day, I am scratching my heart very much! If I don't eat for two days, I want to hit the wall; if I don't eat for three days, I will definitely roll; if I don't eat again on the fourth day, I will only commit suicide! Or you will also deplete my pulse to see if I am kidney deficient?"

Xu Tiande said: "The kidneys are very good, very good! No, I don't mean you, Brother Yang, I'm talking about Wang Ergou...... Hey, this is the pulse of a virgin...... Ouch...... "The neck has been choked by a pair of hands.

The ram happily warned himself again and again, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive...... If he really strangles him, won't it delay Wang Ergou's treatment.

Xu Tiande smiled lightly: "Okay, okay, little happy, the second dog brother is not a big deal, but it is best not to go out of the house within half a month, except for going to the toilet, you can get out of bed without getting out of bed, of course, which of you is willing to serve him and let him go to the toilet in bed, that is the best." ”

Then he said proudly: "This 'blue spider venom' is extracted from the unique blue spider of the address country, I bet that if I look at the thousands of doctors in the Central Plains, I can cure this poison, if I hadn't seen it in Dali, and brought the unique tea of the local Yinsheng City, the two dog brothers may not be able to survive!

When it comes to tea, his words are completely closed: the tea therapy method for the two dog brothers to treat the disease is inspired by the process of drying green hair tea from the Yi people in southern Yunnan, adding the spring bud tips of ancient trees picked from the six major tea mountains as raw materials, carefully blending, withering, pot frying and finishing, sun drying, autoclaving molding process, to obtain the essence of heaven and earth, and create dragon and phoenix cakes...... This tea can detoxify all kinds of poisons, eliminate accumulated food, the two dog brothers may wish to drink another cup when they are sober, and experience the spring under the tongue, and the refreshment of the wind in the armpits - it is estimated that it is only like this to open up the two veins of Rendu......

The ram hurriedly grabbed the words happily and said: "Yang Tuo, from today on, you will come to serve Wang Ergou's eating, drinking, and Lazar, and you will not allow him to get out of bed." ”

Yang Dao turned to the little beggar behind him and said, "From today on, you two will serve Wang Ergou to eat, drink, and Lazar, and don't allow him to get out of bed!"

The ram happily patted him on the head: "I asked you Yang Dao to do it yourself, and you still put up an official stand! I think no one can control you, right?"

Wang Ergou said: "I take care of myself when I eat and drink Lazar, whoever wants to serve me, I would rather suffocate to death!"

The ram happily quickly changed his smiling face: "Okay, you can be happy, but if you get out of bed, you still have to be served." ”

Carpenter Hao held back a smile and gently patted Yang Tuo's shoulder as a sign of comfort.

Yang Dao sighed and shook his head, his eyes full of envy, jealousy and hatred.

After Wang Ergou finished reading "Jianghu Internal Reference", his mood began to be depressed.

Happy comforted him and said: "Don't worry, Sun Youcai and Zhuang Qiao blame you, it shows that they are weak-hearted, the gray-robed man who killed Mao Wulu is definitely their assassin, although you have been wronged, don't worry, I have already thought about it......"

"No, I was angry, they actually said that I killed Xiaoqiang......"

"Xiaoqiang?"

"It's the pig. ”

If it was usual, the ram would have laughed out loud when he was happy. But she knew that if she laughed at this time, it was nothing more than the best way to anger Wang Ergou, but she couldn't anger him, because what she needed was not a sick seedling to be her arm.

"I know you're sad......" Happy struggled to change his tone into frustration.

"I know you want to laugh. ”

The ram finally couldn't hold it anymore, and he threw his head into the quilt at the end of the bed and laughed wildly. Wang Ergou felt that after she laughed violently for half an hour, the mermaid line came out.

"Xiaoqiang is my best and only friend in Tokyo City. Wang Ergou's tone was very calm, "A year ago, it was still a thin pig, and I couldn't bear to go under the knife, although I knew that it wouldn't be painful if it was stabbed." ”

"You raised it?" happily listened to Wang Ergou's rare serious speech, so he couldn't laugh.

"I killed a lot of pigs in a year, but I only protected Xiao Qiang, but ......," Wang Ergou gloomed, "but in the end, it was Xiao Qiang who protected me - if it hadn't attracted the attention of the gray-robed man, where would I have the time to pull out the broken knife ...... underground"

The ram couldn't have laughed happily, and at this moment, tears swirled in her eyes.

"I won't let your friend die in vain!" After tears welled up, the ram's happy eyes were bright and resolute, "We have to fight back and avenge Xiaoqiang!"

The ram is happy and warms up in his heart: Wang Ergou is not as cold as he seems, and he still has a lot of affection for his friends.

Do a career with such a person, why worry!

For revenge, the Ram happily devised a huge counterattack plan overnight.

In the first step of the plan, she planned to set up a martial arts publication, declare war on the "Jianghu Internal Staff", and occupy the high ground of public opinion in the rivers and lakes. She has thought of a name - "Xiaoqiang Monthly".

Wang Ergou was angry: What kind of broken name is this!

Xu Tiande said: This name cannot accurately target readers who pay attention to martial arts.

Yang Dao said: I don't understand, I think it's a cockroach control manual!

Carpenter Hao opened his mouth to laugh, but there was no sound, and then he made a sign language and said: Hahahahaha!

Then, the four of them sat around the table in Wang Ergou's room and discussed for a day and a night, during which they tasted all the tea varieties sold by "Tea Fairy Xu" in Bianliang (Xu Tiande was very happy to make tea for people), and fought for a night, but they were still in good spirits.

But they were worried about disturbing Wang Ergou's rest, and the ram asked happily at the beginning of the first shift: Ergou, are you sleepy?

Wang Ergou: I'm sleepy.

Ram Happy: Oh, then you sleep, leave us alone.

A group of people didn't move the place, and continued to talk.

Xu Tiande asked again in the third watch: Brother Ergou hasn't slept yet? Why don't we change rooms and continue to discuss?

Wang Ergou was very sleepy, and he said no, so he could only hint to them: It's not early, don't be tired, let's rest separately......

The ram said happily: "Look at you, especially you, Yang Dao! Wang Ergou is sick like this, and he is still thinking about us, what reason do we have not to pull him into the Zhongyi Society!"

So we went on talking.

What's even more hateful is that Carpenter Hao was obviously speechless, and he still followed them to slap the table and coax.

That night, they ate 40 catties of melon seeds, ate 10 catties of red dates, and drank 40 catties of tea. Finally, five of the more than 500 names were selected that sounded good - "Martial Arts Half Moon Talk", "Friends of Jianghu", "Written by Wulin", "Heroic Style" and "New Martial Arts". They argued, so they could only let Wang Ergou choose. Wang Ergou listened to them all night, his mind was a mess, and he only remembered the last name. As a result, the name of the publication was finally determined - "New Martial Arts". The first 1,000 copies were distributed by beggars to major inns, restaurants, and teahouses, and the next day, the front page of the first issue of "New Martial Arts" covered Bianliang City in Tokyo. As the main writer of this publication, Ram Happy naturally occupies the highest value page, writes the most in-depth articles, and interviews the most exclusive content - "Exclusive Interview with Wang Ergou: This Killer Is Not Too Cold"