Chapter 6, Lao Tzu is a poor dick

Guan Jia stared at his own eyeballs, and his eyeballs almost bulged out of his sockets. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

In front of him, this so-called boss is not a person at all.

A monster with a goat's head but a humanoid form, or a goatman, with a goat's beard, the fur on his body showing alternating black and white stripes, vertical pupils, when looking at Guan Jia, his pupils slightly contracted and dilated, as if he had the ability to grab the souls of others. His head had two sharp horns, like sharp daggers, that radiated a chilling glow.

The sheep people are dressed in eerie costumes and are inlaid with some colorful gemstone agate.

Under the sheepman's seat, it turned out to be a huge sea turtle. The turtle floats, flapping its limbs slightly, as if roaming in the ocean, as if the air is water. It's just that the speed of this turtle is really slow, and the speed of the turtle is specifically described as it.

This turtle is too old, so old that its face is full of wrinkles and a white beard.

Yes, Guan Jia was not mistaken, the turtle did have a white beard. This made Guan Jia suspicious, as if this turtle would transform at any time and become the turtle fairy in "Dragon Ball".

"Don't be inhibited, you're here as our customer. For our service industry, the customer is God. Whatever you require, we will be happy to serve you. Of course, Zhang Yunling must have introduced you to the content and regulations of our marriage agency on the way. Our matchmaking agency services are naturally about finding the right partner for you. Do you have any requirements for your blind date!?" the sheep man was actually laughing, showing a kind smile.

This feeling is very weird, who has ever seen a goat laugh? That obscene smile, you should really go to the Internet to search for it, it's terrifying.

What's the content and regulations of the marriage agency? Zhang Yunling chatted nonsense with me all the way, but she didn't say anything about the content and regulations?

Guan Jia frowned and looked at Zhang Yunling.

Zhang Yunling stuck out her tongue at him and shrugged her shoulders, indicating that she had forgotten.

So, Guan Jia turned around again and was suddenly startled. The sheep man had already floated in front of him, and he almost kissed his beak when he turned his head just now.

"Well!?how?

Guan Jia felt strange, didn't he know what he was thinking? Why didn't he know that Zhang Yunling didn't tell me the rules and contents of the marriage agency at all?

"I ......" Guan Jia's eyes rolled, and he thought in his heart, none of these beauties around him did not look like a fairy, and he himself was so lowly, just like the fact that Zhang Yunling said when he hit himself before. Not tall, not handsome, no money, short, frustrated, and poor, what else can you expect from the object? Just be a woman. Choose a beautiful woman to be your wife here, and that's also a blessing for eight lifetimes.

After thinking about it, Guan Jia said, "I'...... Introduce me to any one you want, I don't have any requirements. You just need to look at my conditions, just find a similar one. ”

"Young man, you are not specific enough to describe it, and it is easy for you to find a discordant object. You'll have to think about it!" The goatman stroked his beard, patted the buttocks of the old turtle who had sat down, and began to float slowly into the distance.

"It's okay!" Guan Jia swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Since he came here, he hasn't seen a woman uglier than Zhang Yunling, even if he introduces it, it is to pick one of these beauties, and who is not happy to kill himself. Hey, hey, hey.

Guan Jia was secretly happy in his heart, who knew that Zhang Yunling had quietly come behind him and pinched a piece of meat on his waist.

"Ah!!" Guan Jia screamed, as if he had been caught by a crab with its pincers.

"Zhang Yunling, take him to find his object! this young man has great potential!" said the goatman, preparing to sit down the old turtle into a black whirlpool that suddenly appeared in front of him.

Guan Jia could probably guess that the black vortex must be something similar to the void space he had passed through before, maybe it was a portal.

"Boss, you seem to have forgotten something!" Zhang Yunling suddenly stopped the sheep man.

"It's okay, there's no need to ...... it now," the sheep man finished speaking, and sat the old turtle into the black whirlpool, and with a "bang", the black whirlpool disappeared, along with the sheep man and the old turtle.

After the sheep man disappeared, the serious and tense atmosphere of the scene instantly relaxed.

Those handsome guys and beauties in white clothes, white skirts and white pants all showed relaxed expressions.

"Eh, I'll bet you five Xuanjing coins, this kid will definitely fail on a blind date!"

"Grass! Are you gambling interestingly? Then I'll bet you ten Xuanjing coins, and bet that this kid will fail on a blind date!

"Gambling hair!"

"Hey, I know that this kid is bound to fail, and he still bets with me!!"

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Guan Jia listened to it in his ears and saw in his eyes, the group of people pretended to whisper, but the voice was so loud that the entire wide hall echoed.

Is there anyone who whispers like this!? Guan Jia was indignant in his heart, he really underestimated people. Although I am poor, I also said just now, just find a suitable one for yourself. I don't pick and choose, and those who introduce me must also approve of my conditions.

Lao Tzu is a poor dick, how can I drop?

Guan Jia secretly swore in his heart that no matter what kind of woman he introduced, he would treat her well, do everything he could to take care of her, love her, protect her, and make her fall in love with herself.

Although I have failed many times in pursuing girls before, each failure is my own experience.

Failure is success His mother! He has already accumulated a lot of combat experience, and look, he just didn't have the opportunity to contact girls. This time, I'm going to show the trick of pickling girls that I have accumulated for more than 20 years of being single, and I don't believe I can't catch up with a girl.

"Hehe! Ambition is good! The most afraid is that your own conditions are very poor but you feel sorry for yourself, and you will never be liked by girls! Be confident, don't care about other people's appearance conditions, those are all shells, the important thing is the inner soul! What kind of handsome guys and beauties are also people, and they have to eat and. They also eat junk food, and the they pull out is also stinky. Zhang Yunling gently patted Guan Jia's back.

At this time, Guan Jia showed disdainful eyes and turned his head to look at Zhang Yunling.

has been in contact with Zhang Yunling for so long, Guan Jia is already familiar with Zhang Yunling's character, and has also adapted to the feeling of Zhang Yunling beside him, and there will be no tension of a beating heart anymore. Especially after coming to this "metropolis", I found that all the women were like flowers and jade, although Zhang Yunling looked cute and sweet, but compared with these beauties, it dropped a notch.

Once the sea was difficult to water, except for Wushan, it is not a cloud. After seeing so many beauties, Guan Jia already felt that Zhang Yunling's appearance was mediocre.

"That's right, the goatman just ......."

"Smack!!"

Before Guan Jia finished speaking, a white light suddenly rushed in, and directly gave Guan Jia a slap and slapped Guan Jia away.

Guan Jia formed a parabola in the air, rotated 360 degrees, and finally smashed perfectly on the ground, with a dull "bang" sound.

"What are you doing!!" After landing on the ground, Guan Jia struggled to get up, the blood in his mouth did not stop, and he roared loudly at the figure who slapped him, and blood and saliva splashed out together when he roared.