Chapter 009: Teasing the Adversary is a lot of fun

When Wu Di heard Sang Ye's words, he really thought, "I'm a, you stinky old woman is too inauthentic, just now I wanted to reward Li Chaonan's girl to Lao Tzu, but now she suddenly changed her hexagram, what's going on, co-authoring is playing with Lao Tzu." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”

Of course, in fact, he didn't care about Li Chaonan, although this girl was quite beautiful, but that coldness and arrogance really made him not interested.

"Grandma Sang Ye, you inhuman demon, kill me, I won't die even if I die." Although Li Chaonan had a hard mouth, she secretly smiled bitterly in her heart, she clearly remembered to hide the treasure map in the extremely secret part of her body, and she had quietly touched it before, why was the treasure map missing now?

Mulberry Ye smiled strangely: "Boom! The only death is difficult through the ages, and if you want to die, it's not that simple! Give you a minute to think about it, if you don't have the whereabouts of the treasure map after a minute, then don't blame my Sang Ye Grandma's subordinates for being ruthless, let you taste what it is like to be ridden by 10,000 people! You count the time! "In the end, this old guy suddenly sent Wu Enemy again.

"Fifty-nine, fifty-eight, fifty-seven......"

Wu Di obediently began to count down to the minute, but he secretly sneered in his heart, let you be proud first, and wait for Lao Tzu to let you know how tragic the end of offending this genius will be.

“…… Three, two, one, it's time. "Wu Di's performance is very in place, the disguise technique includes a lot of things, in addition to the face and costume, as well as the voice and the tone of the eye myth, etc., all of which do not need to go through special training, and he Wu Di is a genius, it only took a few days to learn all the disguise techniques of Ji Shen Thief, and even the blue is better than the blue.

Grandma Sang Ye snorted coldly at this time: "Stinky girl, are you not?" If not, then don't blame the old lady for being ruthless. ”

People are swordsmen, I am fish and meat, good women don't eat the losses in front of them, where did Li Chaonan get up hard at this time, she immediately cried and said with a sad face: "Woo, what am I, the treasure map is gone, what's wrong with me?" ”

"Gone, are you really? It's not fooling us. Grandma Sang Qing next to her said coldly.

"It's all at this time, what's the benefit of me lying to you, didn't you search it just now, how can I have a treasure map on me, besides, didn't Kunlun Sanshou and Yunzhongzi go to the ship to search, you wait, it is estimated that they are almost finished."

Sure enough, as soon as Li Chaonan's words fell, Kunlun Sanshou and Yun Zhongzi came back with a sad face.

Sang Qingniang asked, "Senior brother, didn't you find it?" ”

Yun Zhongzi shook his head and said: "The boat is just such a place, I have found it, I haven't seen it, it seems that I have to start with the girl." Stinky girl, where did you hide the treasure map, tell you the truth? ”

"I don't have it on me, I don't have it on the ship, I'm telling the truth, I don't know where the treasure map went, you don't believe what I can do."

"Lost? You're lying to a three-year-old! Kunlun Sanshou stepped forward with a sword in his hand, and there was a lustful look in his old eyes.

"You, what do you want to do?" Li Chaonan saw that this old thing had bad intentions.

"What? I want to you! If you don't come out, I'll kill you first, and then let the pirate ship kill you. ”

At this time, Wu Di was also a little annoyed to hear it, this play didn't seem to be exciting without his own participation, they were too disrespectful in acting, and they should have received a boxed lunch a long time ago.

"I'll go, it's a turn to come and go, whether you have good quality, whether it's good to treat female compatriots and stay virtuous, don't you want to know where that broken paper is? Actually, I know, it's good to ask me. ”

Wu Di, a fake pirate, suddenly changed his tone and voice, as well as his appearance and figure, and then used a very arrogant tone and a very arrogant voice, which really scared the four demons, and even Li Chaonan's eyes widened, staring at Wu Di with incredible eyes.

Yun Zhongzi held two pens in his hand and shouted at Wu Di: "You are not that pirate, who are you?" ”

Wu Di said coldly: "Actually, I am a ghost, a ghost who was just killed by your boat at sea, Lord Yama, I died so unjustly......

"You, you, what the hell are you?" Mulberry Ye is known as a ghost hand and has killed countless people, but she is most afraid of ghosts in her life.

At this time, Kunlun Sanshou sneered: "Don't pretend to be a ghost here, in broad daylight, where does the ghost come from, even if there is a ghost, this old way can accept you." Quick, who are you? ”

Wu Di spread his hands and smiled helplessly: "This performance is really a failure, but you can see it, I am indeed not a ghost, in fact, I am walking with you." ”

Sang Qingmao was curious: "Peer? What do you mean, are you also in the medicinal herb business? ”

Mulberry Group is one of the major medicinal material companies in Wulin.

Wu Di shook his head and said, "No, no, no, I don't do the medicinal herb business." ”

Grandma Sang Qing was even more curious: "Then what business do you do?" ”

Wu Di smiled and said, "Actually, I don't do business. ”

Grandma Sang Qing glared and said, "If you don't do business, what kind of peer is that?" ”

Wu Di glanced at her and said, "Don't you like black and eat black, and you also like black and eat black today, from this point of view, aren't we peers?" ”

"Fuck, you are very arrogant, dare to play with us, but arrogant people have always died quickly, didn't you see that Tsing Yi just now, pretending to be forced with Lao Tzu, and then being cut off by Lao Tzu, don't you want to die, hurry, where is the treasure map?"

"Oh, here we are!" Wu Di's hand had a crumpled piece of torn paper at some point.

The four demons had never seen the treasure map and believed it to be true, but Li Chaonan knew that the treasure map was fake, but she would not come out at this time.

"Take it, as long as you hand over the treasure map, we will let you live, otherwise I will let the pirate ship you, leaving you with chrysanthemums and wounds."

", you're ruthless enough, here you go!" Wu Di gave it to you, but in fact he threw the broken paper into the sea.

"The treasure map is going to fall into the sea, let it go, go and pick it up." Grandma Sang Ye shouted anxiously.

"Grandma Ye, aren't you worried about my skills, look at me." Kunlun performed the light skills of the Kunlun faction with his hands, and easily scooped up the broken paper in his hand, and then swirled in the air and landed back to the deck steadily.

"Hey, that's it! Grandma Ye, I'm handsome. ”

"Brother Sanshou, you are really handsome, bring the treasure map and let me take a look."

"Vomit ......" Wu Di really wanted to vomit when he heard it, such an old and ugly woman, Kunlun Sanshou could bear it, it was really powerful, in this regard, he, a genius, had to admit that he was inferior to him.

Kunlun sent the torn paper to Grandma Sang Ye, but Grandma Sang Ye picked it up and looked at it, and her face immediately changed: "Why is it blank, and there are yellowish things, hey, there is a smelly smell, just like stool." ”

"Smack!" Wu Di also had to applaud at this time: "Mulberry Ye, although you are very ugly, but you have to admit that your nose is really good, that's right, the yellow thing is shit, in fact, the broken paper is just left by wiping the butt after the shit of the day, in line with the concept of environmental protection and conservation, this day only wanted to recycle it, so I left it." ”

The black prison is really dark, and there is little paper in the toilet, so in order not to solve it with fingers like the Indian Ah San, I can only use it sparingly, using the front side with the back, using the left side with the right, until the material is fully used, it can really be said that I have done my best to die for the cause of environmental protection.

Of course, in fact, Wu Di is not short of paper, because he is a thief, and no matter how well the old devil hid the paper, he stole it.

"Stinky man, the old lady is going to kill you!" Grandma Sang Ye hurriedly threw away the butt paper in her hand, stared at Wu Di viciously and shouted.

Wu Di shouted, "Wait, if you want to kill me, don't you want to hide the treasure map?" ”

Kunlun said viciously: "Stinky man, Lao Tzu will ask you one last time, where is the treasure map?" ”

"Well, that's it! If you have the ability, the four of you will come over and grab it, and if you grab it, I'll give it to you. Wu Di grinned, and there was indeed an extra piece of paper in his hand.