What to call him?

Li Chaonan is really a little difficult.

Judging from the Shura Yin Cold Skill he performed, it was not only pure, but also extremely powerful, even more powerful than her father's little Sangu Youlan's father Meng Shentong, and it was really possible that he had a great relationship with Master Qiao, otherwise why would he be so powerful and know so much.

But if you want to let yourself call him Uncle Ancestor, it is absolutely impossible, unless your head is short-circuited by the door clip.

But if he doesn't call it this, then what is he called?

Yes, there you have it!

Mom didn't say that there are two choices for treating people who make themselves impure, either kill or marry, he is so strong in martial arts that it is impossible to kill him by himself, so there is only one way left to marry him.

So she bit her lip and shouted shyly, "Husband......"

"What? Laborer? Lao Tzu is not a laborer, he works every day, he is too tired. Wu Di said so deliberately that he heard it wrong, but he was speechless in his heart, "I'll go, sure enough, it's trouble if you're too handsome." ”

Li Chaonan was stunned for a moment, did he really not hear clearly? So she immediately shouted again in shame: "Husband, ......"

"What? Lao Tzu is not a soldier, he is too unfree. Wu Di complained again in his heart, "Why is this girl's face so thick-skinned? ”

Twice in a row, no matter how stupid Li Chaonan was, she heard that Wu Di was deliberately playing her, and she suddenly became angry in her heart, stinky boy, Miss Ben has let go and rely on you.

Li Chaonan shouted sweetly: "The big boss." ”

"Big boss? The bandit leader is called that, Lao Tzu is not a bandit, it's too cheap. ”

Li Chaonan shouted shyly: "The child is his father." ”

"Stop, dead girl, Lao Tzu is still a pure virgin. ”

"But they are not pure. ”

"That's the old man's, who should I go to. ”

"Nature is your business, it's you, it's you, it's you, it's you, it's you who make the family impure. ”

"What, what's wrong with you, Lao Tzu? Didn't I just hug you, that's also the need for acting. ”

"No, you've touched someone's place. ”

"Where is that?"

"That's where it is, my mother said, you can't touch it for a man casually, you can only touch it for your husband, and if you touch it, it's naturally my husband." ”

"I'll take it, Li Chaonan, you're a psychopath, you won't get pregnant if you touch it, and besides, which eye of yours saw me touch you, why should Lao Tzu pay for your so-called impurity. ”

"My mother doesn't care, in short, in the future, you will be my husband, my husband, my boss, my child's father. ”

"Shut up!" Wu Di immediately clicked on Li Chaonan's dumb hole, and the whole world suddenly became much quieter.

At this time, Wu Di saw that the little girl was still unconscious on the deck, he was a good person, in the spirit of caring for the little flowers of the motherland, so he walked over and patted her face and woke her up.

The little girl woke up slowly, and didn't look at Wu Di, when she asked, "Am I dead?"

Wu Di said quietly: "Yes, you are dead." ”

The little girl asked, "Then why isn't it dark here at all?"

Wu Di replied: "Because it is not dark yet." ”

The little girl suddenly snorted: "You lie to people, how can there be day and night in the underworld." ”

"Hey, you confused little girl doesn't seem to be confused at all!" Wu Di spoke, but his heart inexplicably thought of the black prison, and the black prison is like the underworld that the little girl said, there is no day or night.

The little girl suddenly reacted at this time, stood up and stared at Wu Di and asked, "You, who are you?"

Wu Di smiled and said, "Who am I? Actually, I have two identities, one is your benefactor, and the other is your enemy. ”

The little girl was surprised: "What kind of benefactor and enemy, why do I sound so confused?"

"Okay!" Wu Di spread his hands and patiently explained, "As for the benefactor, I saved your life. As for the enemy, you did not save my life. ”

"Ah, so, those four adversaries were defeated by you?"

"NO, NO, NO, it's not defeated, it's destroyed, they're dead, they've become ice sculptures, look at the masterpiece of genius. ”

The little girl looked at it, and sure enough, she found that the four demons were all ice on the outside of their bodies, standing motionless on the deck, and she immediately exclaimed in surprise: "Yes, great, Miss, we are saved." ”

It's a pity that Li Chaonan was dumb by Wu Enemy, and he couldn't speak, so he could only stare dryly.

"Big brother, thank you for saving us. The little girl's curiosity was very strong, and she continued to ask: "Big brother, what did the enemy say? Why don't I understand it, what do you mean that we didn't save your life?"

"Little girl, do you remember that someone at sea shouted for help before?"

"WELL, I REMEMBER, IT WAS A WEIRD SOUND, IT WAS BUZZING IN MY EARDRUMS, AND IT WAS MIXED WITH BAD ENGLISH HELP......"

"What's so bad, it's obviously very pure. By the way, since you heard it, why don't you save it when you die?"

"Big brother, in fact, people want to save you, but the young lady said that the enemy deliberately called it that, so I can't blame us, we were running for our lives at that time. ”

"Well, listening to your explanation, I think it seems that you can remove the identity of the enemy. ”

"yes, big brother, you're such a nice guy. ”

"Well, I'm a good person, a good person to myself. ”

"Big brother, you're so funny, giggle......"

It's much more interesting to chat with the little girl than with Li Chaonan, but Wu Di thinks he can't talk more, what if the little girl also relies on him, after all, there are not many people as handsome as him.

Forget it, let's go to the bottom of the cabin and deal with the pirates who hit me.

It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and it is not too late for a villain to take revenge from morning to night.

He is only sixteen years old, not yet an adult, so he is naturally a villain.

"Little girl, you take care of your young lady first, and I'll come when I go. ”

He Wu Di is really a good person, in order to prevent Li Chaonan from sealing the acupoint for a long time and leaving any disability, when he went down to the cabin, a beautiful acupoint was instantly unlocked all the acupoints that she was sealed.

"Dead girl, don't come and give me a beating, the old lady has a sore back and a sore neck. ”

"Yes, miss!" the little girl replied very simply, but in her heart she kept slandering, when will she pay her salary, she can count on this little pocket money this summer.

After the little girl thumped her head a few times, Li Chaonan finally felt much more comfortable, and then suddenly said to the little girl: "Xiaoyi, don't call him big brother in the future." ”

Xiaoyi is actually called Meng Yi, fortunately, Wu Di doesn't know yet, otherwise he will definitely complain, Meng Yi, what a broken name, I still dream of it~ Left!

Meng Yi asked curiously, "Miss, why don't you call him big brother?"

"I want to call my uncle. Li Chaonan feels a sense of revenge when he thinks about it, don't you let the old lady call you husband, then I'll let the little girl call you uncle, giggle......

"Miss, when did you get married?

"There's a lot you don't know! Anyway, just call him uncle!"

"Oh, Miss, I listen to you!"

Killing pirates is as simple as stepping on ants to death for Wu Di, but he is a genius, and genius thinking is always very comprehensive, so before killing them, he forced them to teach him to drive a boat.

As the old saying goes, teach the apprentice, starve the master.

The pirates taught Wu Di, an apprentice, to drive a boat, but they themselves died, but fortunately they were not starved to death, they were swatted to death, just like swatting flies, and they died with a snap.

As for why the anger is so big, it is naturally because Wu Di's ears are too good, and hearing Li Chaonan's neuropathy makes the little girl call him uncle.

Damn, handsome and unlucky, the two stinky girls seem to be relying on Lao Tzu.