No matter how ugly the words are, some big people can't hear them. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

For example, the commander of the Nanda Battalion: Wild grass.

In order for him to hear the complaints about the uneven distribution of spoils, it takes ten days to be fast, and it has to be a sweaty horse blessed with mana.

To be honest, at noon, as soon as the arrows rang out, the herald of the fire cat was released, and although he didn't expect the commander thousands of miles away to play a few cents for the decision here, he couldn't do nothing and be in a hurry.

Therefore, the origin of this horse is called: "Aragorn rings the arrow through the clouds, I am afraid that something big will happen, I hope the commander will quickly return to make a decision." "A word of nonsense.

The second horse was to understand the general situation of the "demon beast rebellion", and wrote a narrative that was not long or short, probably hoping that after reading the wild grass, he would have time to rush to Aragon to collect the corpse.

The third horse was much more reliable, perhaps when he was too nervous, he forgot to symbolically rush eight hundred miles, until the southern battalion sent 100,000 troops into the east gate of Aragon, and the deathly silence of the victims everywhere calmed the fire cat's anxious heart, and he remembered that "the battle is over" must be reported, otherwise he could not afford the excess mobilization expenses as a chief of staff.

As a result, three 800-mile expedited sweaty and bloody horses rushed on the road at intervals of dozens of miles, and the gray land of the official road was chiseled out of a half-deep pit by the ferocious reaction force of the horseshoe blessed by the wind system, filling the evenly arranged soil pits, which became the main workload of the post station along the way for half a month.

A herald at the top of the line, known as a hundred miles chasing the wind and running a dead horse, is a good man who is not weaker than flying on the grass. He was the first shift, originally along the road was to meet the mountains and mountains, wade in the water, known as the sea of death in the desert, he did not need to bring water back and forth, day and night can really run a dead horse.

Well, in the middle of the night, BMW sweat and blood actually buried his head in the tender grass, idle like a herdsman's head sheep.

In less than half an hour, all three horses arrived, arching in the field to revive their taste buds.

The three heralds sat cross-legged on the ground, staring at each other with big eyes, and not daring to drink.

It's a hurry to run a dead horse, and if the task is not completed in time, it is a crime to kill the head!

The three buddies have gathered thirty miles outside Elon! None of them can enter the city!

"Brother, it's a death for us to wait here, why don't we rush in?" The little dwarf man, with his cheeks and beard, couldn't see his neck, and he had to run away with a dead horse.

"What are you going to do?" "Didn't you hear what the assassins in the city said?

"You can live two more days here," the dead horse is about to see through the red dust, "Look at this horse's buttocks, the mane on this horse's buttocks, I just noticed that there are runes in the mane on our horse's buttocks!"

"You two are really ......" The dwarf couldn't sit still, "Can you believe the assassin's words?" He jumped up and pointed to the brightly lit Elon City, "Not to mention that there is no precedent for a curfew in Mercenary City since ancient times, even if there is a curfew, the city gate tower is in the hands of the locusts?

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"They're going to give Tiffany a funeral, and they're asking if we're going. "The adjutant of the wild grass, his second junior brother is called Bang Mallet, with a triangular head, a wide waist and a thick back like a seaweed rice ball. Speaking of which, the urn said angrily, "Hongha! I think we can go, obviously the reason of the Knight Association." ”

"What's the reason?" Wild grass wrinkled his brows, at least the rooms in this seven-cornered tower were very soundproofed.

"Hongha! He sneaked into Hun Senbao's residence the day before to steal the newcomer list, and the next day he led people to make a fuss about the saffron watch ceremony, and the most annoying thing was that he actually entered the sacred land of war with Tiffany and the others, and now the token is broken, and he can't get out, who else can he rely on if it's not his fault?"

"Yo ho?" Wild Grass himself hasn't thought through it thoroughly, "You still have a lot of brains, not as stupid as Master said......" Wild Grass decided to taunt this Han junior brother, "Then can you tell me why he has both daggers and arms?"

"I don't know. "The triangular head is small.

"So," Wild Grass thought he was smarter, "let's see." ”

"Two sir!" the ruby of the jade bolt at the door lit up.

"Hongha, what's the matter?" the mallet opened the door and bumped into the five-element mark passing by the doorway. The mallet looked down on his stinky face covered with black cloth, "Hmph! You can't be a good man with your head and tail hidden!"

"Two chiefs, the sect master invites you to come over and discuss the matter. ”

When the mallet looked down, he noticed that the monk who had hit him as high as his chest, dressed in soap, looked like a dancing girl in Aragon.

"Got it. The wild grass in the house replied. Compared to the mallet full of cranky eyes, the wild grass is still relatively rushed.

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"Hongha! you have the ability to tear off your mask!" the mallet pointed to his nose and scolded the five elements, "You don't even dare to show your face, what are you talking about?"

"You have bad breath...... "The eyes of the five elements do not reveal any information, "don't be angry at me." ”

I heard that one day he ran to find the blacksmith and had to pester people to ask for a treasure, and the blacksmith was so annoyed by him that he couldn't stand it, so he broke a section from the spine of the Siberian cold ice dragon and made do with it to coax him away......

Tongcao Shuangling big bone stick: It weighs five hundred and two pounds! Unexpectedly, there is actually a very bluffing ice attribute bonus, and whoever hits it will have cold legs and can't walk.

"Tom!" The big bone stick smashed on the negotiation table, and the ten-meter-long table did not move at all.

The five-element mark skimmed the mallet, for this kind of man who has to be biao three or four times a minute, he really didn't bother to care: "Do you agree?" He didn't even change the pace of discussion.

"Ahh "Bronze Sword Huang Sheng is also fed up with playing a round for the mallet, "Where did we just go?" he followed the five elements mark, "You just said that you want 50 million gold coins from the Knight Association, five trades, and a Yanhuang manual, right?" He frowned and looked disapproving, turning to Xia and waiting for the knight's reply. In fact, it was just a formality, and Huang Sheng could guess with his ass that Xia would definitely not agree.

"Okay!" said Thea, who was surprised by the golden helmet, readily agreed, "and at the same time I will give you two snake whips for blacksmiths, I am used to using swords anyway." ”

"Hongha! he's stupid!" the mallet was so loud that he whispered so that the stone statues in the square could hear it clearly.

"......" Wild Grass usually lets him mess around in front of outsiders.

"Hmm...... "Hun Senbao" let them go so easily? Tiffany died in vain?" Hun Senbao's jaw was about to smash his face, what is this called "let go?" is clearly "losing power and humiliating the country", he Heptagon decided that the Assassins Association was responsible for the sneak attack, and he had already made up his mind that even if the Knight Guild's head was kicked by a donkey, he Hun Senbao would die to the end, and the face of the Heptagon for hundreds of years could not be smashed in the hands of his unfilial descendants.