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Xiao Dong shuddered, is this not clear to say the opposite?

So I could only laugh and say: "I'm afraid that you will be tired." ”

Lan Siying didn't bother to bother, and walked closer to a commercial street. There are clothing stores all around, and when passing by an underwear store, Lan Siying suddenly stopped: "Let's take a look at this one." ”

"Underwear store?" Xiao Dong twitched the corner of his mouth, "What, I won't go in, I'll wait for you outside." ”

Seeing Xiao Dong's embarrassed appearance, Lan Siying suddenly had a plan and said, "No, you have to go in and help me choose." ”

Nani?Help you choose underwear?

Xiao Dong's mind suddenly appeared with all kinds of pictures, you know, he usually doesn't say that he sees Lan Xiying wearing underwear, but he doesn't have any slightly explicit clothes, and now he actually lets himself accompany her to choose underwear?

"It's not good....... Although he wanted to know what Lan Xiying looked like in his underwear, Xiao Dong still pretended to be twisting and pinching.

Lan Siying didn't say a word, pulled him in, and said, "Didn't you say that we were husband and wife?

Xiao Dong was dragged in like this, and there were quite a few people in the store at this time, and many women were choosing their own clothes inside, but at a glance, there were really few men, only Xiao Dong.

Seeing Xiao Dong come in, many women had strange looks, and some more conservative people took the initiative to walk away and point at Xiao Dong.

Xiao Dong coughed dryly and said, "Wife, it seems that others don't welcome me, or I'd better go out." ”

"It's all in, what are you afraid of? Lan Siying couldn't let it go, walked straight to a row of clothes racks, picked out a pink underwear casually, put it on his chest and measured it, and asked Xiao Dong with a smile, "Husband, what do you think I wear this?"

In fact, Lan Siying began to call Xiao Dong in, just habitually asking, but when he saw Xiao Dong's twisting appearance, he suddenly had a plan in his heart. Isn't this just a chance to make this guy make a fool of himself? The underwear store is originally a more conservative place, let a man come in, see how embarrassed he is?

That's why Lan Siying deliberately did this and tricked Xiao Dong in.

That's not all, holding his clothes in public and asking Xiao Dong how he is, doesn't this make him even more embarrassed?

Thinking of Xiao Dong's imminent ossification of face, Lan Siying felt relieved in his heart, who made this guy hateful, and did that kind of thing to himself, he must be punished well!

When the salesman inside saw someone, he immediately greeted him with a smile and asked, "Miss, how do you feel about this set of underwear?"

Lan Siying looked at Xiao Dong noncommittally and said, "I buy underwear, of course I have to ask my husband." ”

The salesman suddenly smiled ambiguously and said, "Oh, your husband is so good to you, buy underwear together." Sir, this set of clothes is a new shelf, designed by the Italian master himself, it is a solid color series, pink represents simplicity and cuteness, this one, ashamed to suit your wife's ....... ”

Xiao Dong lowered his head, not daring to look directly: "Ask me what a big man does?"

"I'll show you what I'm wearing, of course I'll ask you. Lan Siying said as she should.

"That is, sir, in fact, most people in China are more conservative in their thinking, which is normal abroad, and even many foreign men go to the underwear store alone to help their wives buy clothes. "The duty of the monopoly clerk is to bring the dead to life, as long as they can sell things, no matter whether they are black cats or white cats, they are good cats when they catch mice, so they said vigorously, "Don't be embarrassed, women's clothes, aren't they just worn for their own men?"

The salesman said a lot of words, attracting all the customers around him, and they all came with the intention of joining in the fun, but they wanted to see what happened to Xiao Dong?

For this, Lan Siying can be said to be a hundred satisfied in his heart, the more heat, the better, what to do when he looks at the guy?

Under the attention of more than a dozen women, Xiao Dong's old face turned red, and he coughed dryly: "Since you have said so, I will make a small evaluation, don't scold me when the time comes." ”

"Don't worry, I won't scold you. Lan Si Shadow didn't smile, I thought this guy would slip away, but I didn't expect him to hit the snake with the stick, I really want to evaluate.

"Ahem, to be honest, this pink heart isn't for you. Xiao Dong said seriously, "Let's talk about the figure first, the tall figure is not suitable for taking the pure route, plus your face belongs to the cold and antique classics, not to mention the personality, if you wear pink, you are completely pretending to be tender." If you want to choose, you should choose the white or purple series, so that it can bring out your temperament. If you want to be more passionate with me when you're there, you can skip warm colors and change to a more bold red, or purple ....... ”

Xiao Dong gushed endlessly, without stopping at all, and said to the people around him: "Many people pay attention to style and shape, in fact, color is an important factor in determining the relationship between you and your boyfriend and husband. Choosing a color well can lead to disappointment in a man's heart, which can lead to a relationship crisis. It's like my wife, if she wears pink, it's definitely not suitable, and of course, I like everything she wears. ”

was still waiting to see Xiao Dong's embarrassed blue shadow in public, his pretty face was flushed, and he was embarrassed to find a place to get in. It's like lifting a stone to shoot herself in the foot, she never thought that Xiao Dong would comment in public so generously, not to mention, she also used herself as an example to explain to others!

"It's the first time I've heard it, and it turns out that color is also important. ”

"Handsome guy, why don't you help me pick and choose. ”

"How do you think I choose this?" The women around me who were buying clothes were stunned by Xiao Dong's professionalism, and immediately surrounded him and asked him to be a selection expert.

"You are not suitable for white, you are not too tall, you should choose beige to be more in line with your temperament. ”

"You and your husband have a bland relationship, so you need something exciting, and red is perfect for it. ”

"Eh, you're still underage, it's better not to wear it, it will affect your growth ....... Xiao Dong is like an underwear expert, constantly commenting on the women around him, but he ignored Lan Xiying.

The salesman's face turned green all of a sudden, and he was extremely embarrassed. I was expecting it to be sold, but I didn't expect it to be like this.

"That...... Miss, do you still buy it?" asked the salesman, smugly.

Lan Siying gritted her teeth and picked a few items at random and brought them to the counter: "Help me pack them." ”

"Eh, wait!" At this time, Xiao Dong appeared in front of the counter like a ghost, picked up a few clothes and said, "This color is not good, this style is not good, this is too big, you can't wear ......." ”

The people at the counter couldn't help but laugh, wanting to laugh, but desperately holding back.

Lan Siying was petrified instantly, and he felt that there was nothing more humiliating than this, but if he left directly, it would be even more humiliating. So she gritted her teeth and jumped word by word: "Then which one do you think is suitable?"

"Well, these are ....... Xiao Dong walked around and picked a few.

Lan Siying saw the sexy underwear that made her eyes red and her heart beat, her heart almost collapsed, and she almost couldn't help but run away, and finally Silver Fang clenched and spit out two words: "Pack!"

Lan Siying knew that Xiao Dong had been pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger from the beginning, deliberately pretending to be embarrassed to lure himself into the bait. As a result, she was embarrassed in public.

"Hey, hey, wife, don't go so fast, you haven't taken your clothes yet. Xiao Dong put away his things and immediately chased them out.

A group of women who were buying underwear hurriedly surrounded them and said, "Handsome guy, you haven't helped me see it yet." ”

"It depends on my own man, I don't have the time to spare. Xiao Dongcai was too lazy to do such a boring thing, walked side by side with Lan Siying, and asked, "Wife, do you want to continue shopping?"

Lan Siying had already held back the fire in her heart, and said angrily: "You deliberately tricked me, right?"

"Wife, you are wronged. Xiao Dong said with an innocent face, "I didn't go in just now, you insisted on pulling me in." And I didn't want to comment on it, but you have to say, can you blame me?"

Seeing Xiao Dong's appearance, Lan Xiying had the heart to beat people, but he couldn't say half a word. Because she was at fault, she had no way to refute it, so she could only grit her teeth and say, "Go home!"

"Obey, wife!" Xiao Dong's heart blossomed, wishing to end this nightmare as soon as possible. In fact, he didn't want to go in at first, but when he saw Lan Siying seducing him in, he knew that he must not be well-intentioned, so he planned and became an underwear expert.

The two put their things away and were about to go back, when suddenly a voice came: "Xiao Dong?"

As soon as Xiao Dong turned around and saw the people behind him, he suddenly felt a tingling sensation on his scalp.

The other party was wearing a simple floral dress, she was a middle-aged woman, if it weren't for the traces of time adding knife marks to her face, I'm afraid she must be a lady. She stared at Xiao Dong tightly, took a deep breath and said, "Sure enough, it's you." ”

"Aunt Lin. Xiao Dong's throat was a little dry.

This woman is none other than Lin Yudai, who has a lot of opinions about Xiao Dong. From Lin Xueyi taking Xiao Dong home to see her mother Lin Yudai, after Lin Yudai knew that Xiao Dong had a wife, she strongly objected to Lin Xueyi and Xiao Dong being together.

Originally, the last time Xiao Dong and Lin Xueyi went out and were bumped into by Lin Yudai, they provoked Lin Yudai's anger and resolutely asked Lin Xueyi to leave Xiao Dong.

Xiao Dong has a headache about this matter, and there is no way to convince Lin Yudai, plus Lin Yudai has a chaste temperament, and she will force each other to death at every turn, isn't it embarrassing to meet now?

Lin Yudai ignored Xiao Dong, but looked at Lan Siying next to her, looked at her a few times, and said, "This is your wife?"

Xiao Dong had an urge to die, but he couldn't help but answer, so he could only stubbornly say, "Yes." ”

"Hehe, with such a beautiful wife, just live a good life, don't be too big, lest you get the time to beat the chickens and eggs. Lin Yudai sneered, her words were prickly, anyone could hear it.

Lan Siying naturally didn't know Lin Yudai, and she couldn't help frowning.

Lin Yudai didn't say much, turned around and said, "I hope you don't forget what I told you, my decision will never change." ”

"Who is she?" Lan Siying asked.

"Nobody, just a friend. Xiao Dong broke out in a cold sweat and said, his relationship with Lan Siying was already unstable, if she knew that Lin Yudai was Lin Xueyi's mother, she would have to have a cold war again.