Chapter 2 The great sages of the Six Virtuous Residences

Just as Cheng Jie took out his mobile phone to check the time, he was frightened by the sound of kicking the door, and the mobile phone also fell, and a gong broke at the door and shouted: "Ye Danyun is back again." Pen Γ— fun Γ— Pavilion www. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½β€

Han Qi scolded on the bed: "Damn, pull him out and gelding him eighteen times." ”

Cheng Jie spit out half a red date in one mouthful, smashed it directly at the source of the sound, and compared a middle finger by the way.

"I'm in the way. Shan Yun shouted: "Hehe, I didn't fight, Cheng Jie Xiao'er, dare to plot against your Uncle Shan." ”

Han Qi sat up, and said to Shan Yun with an unkind face: "You give a reason, make up a better one, Cheng Zi, prepare to copy the guy." ”

Cheng Jie touched a red date and threw it in his mouth, chewing it hard, Shan Yun said with a smile: "Good two, the little Shan Yun didn't know that the two of them spent a good night here, and collided with the two, and asked the two to spare the little one this time, the two of them will do things in the future, and the little one only watches the video, and never says much......"

Han Qi grabbed the pillow and raised it to Shan Yun: "It's the other way around, this kid is not going to do it, we don't have this kind of thing in the Liuxian Residence, where did you come from, go back, hurry up." ”

Cheng Jie also sat up, and before he could speak, Shan Yun preemptively said: "Hey, two boys, look at what good things the master brought you, Xiao Cheng, spit out the broken things in your mouth, and the master will reward you two for good." As he spoke, he took out a bag.

Cheng Jie rushed over naked and grabbed it, opened it and saw that it was a bag of chestnuts, Cheng Jie didn't say a word, spit out the jujube pit, first picked one up and stuffed it in his mouth, grabbed two more and put it on the bed, and then lay down and spit out the one in his mouth, and said while peeling it: "Unfilial beast, just bring such a little bit, it's not enough for the master to eat, you kid must be hiding it, take it out, don't bully me Shanliwa, if there is still it, take it out as soon as possible, if not, wash the guy, wait for Qi'er to you." ”

Han Qi scolded with a smile: "As far as your baby's eyelids are shallow, you can't see anything that can be eaten, and sooner or later you will eat your turtle grandson." ”

Cheng Jie snorted: "If you can eat and eat enough today, don't worry about tomorrow...... Fuck, happiness, is to come back to sleep when you are full, who said this, Ye Tian and his feet agreed. ”

As he was talking, the mobile phones of the three people rang one after another, Cheng Jie touched the mobile phone and saw that it was a text message from Yang Zhuangzhuang, another virtuous man in the Six Sages, and before he could read it, Shan Yun scolded on the side: "Turtle son, it's my fault that I can't teach it, I don't teach it strictly, who the fuck blames." ”

Cheng Jie looked at it, and Yang Zhuangzhuang's text message was: The master is here in the afternoon, the little boys quickly tidy up the master's dormitory, and take over! Cheng Jie said: "This kid had better not come empty-handed, otherwise, hum." ”

Han Qi scolded: "Will you say something else, you haven't eaten in your life." ”

Shan Yun said: "Hey, brothers, I haven't eaten, I'm hungry too, who is going to buy food." ”

Han Qi didn't speak, just looked at Shan Yun, Cheng Jie also sat up and looked at Shan Yun, Shan Yun stretched out his hand and slapped it on his mouth: "I invited the sauce cake, if you pay for it, I will buy porridge for you." ”

Han Qi and Cheng Jie acted in unison, and they both lay down, and Shan Yun shouted: "Damn, you can't even ask me to invite porridge, pay for it, I won't go if I don't have money." ”

Cheng Jie said lazily: "Go quickly, brother is waiting for you." ”

Shan Yun muttered and walked out.

In the afternoon, when Yang Zhuangzhuang had not arrived, Liu Ruifeng called the brothers to pick it up, and the three of them pushed for a while, and finally decided to pick up Liu Ruifeng together, but when the four people came back, they found Yang Zhuangzhuang standing at the door of the dormitory with a depressed face, it turned out that Shan Yun mistakenly locked the lock on Han Qi's cabinet on the door when he went out, Yang Zhuangzhuang couldn't get in, and the five people laughed and scolded for a while, opened the door and entered the dormitory.

After a day of trouble, five people were lying on the bed at night, each telling about their holiday experience, Cheng Jie sighed: "There is one less person in Liuxianju today." ”

Yang Zhuangzhuang said: "Come on, people are the boss, and the shelf is inevitably bigger, so people naturally have to wait for us to arrive, sort out everything, and come again." ”

Shan Yun raised his head: "You kid will leave this to say it in person tomorrow,"

Yang Zhuangzhuang was not convinced: "I just said it to my face, what else can he do to me." ”

After a while, Shan Yun asked, "Hey, Yang'er, you just said what happened to Gao Dazang, you dare to say this." ”

Yang Zhuangzhuang snorted: "I said that his little bastard's shelf is quite big, and he has to wait for us to pack up our things before he comes to enjoy the ready-made, and I can't let this kid go when he comes." ”

Quiet, the dormitory suddenly quieted down, and then I heard a voice roar: "Yang Xiaozhuang, you little rabbit cub, is your skin itchy?" ”

It turned out that Shan Yun connected the mobile phone of the dormitory chief Gao Dazang, and teased Yang Zhuangzhuang to tell Gao Dazang again, and several people laughed again, and scolded Gao Dazang a few words, Shan Yun said: "Okay, don't spray, my words are charged." ”

Yang Zhuangzhuang said: "When you kid plays tricks on the master, you don't feel sorry for the phone bill anymore, this will be distressing, no, I haven't talked enough with Brother Gao, Brother Gao, let's talk all night tonight, just use this kid's mobile phone." ”

Gao Da hid over there and said, "That's right, I agree." ”

Shan Yun said pitifully: "Brother, pity this poor man." ”

Everyone despised for a while, and finally Gao Dazang said: "Forget it, it's not that I pity this kid, it's not early, I'm not as good as the Six Sages here, let's talk about it when I arrive, you guys can also sleep tightly, pick me up tomorrow." ”

There were a lot of people in the dormitory, Cheng Jie felt that it was still so lively, chewing on specialties from all over the world in his mouth, listening to everyone farting and pulling fibers, and after a while, he fell asleep.

The next day, the tall Tibetan wind and dust rushed over, the six virtuous houses are finally together, and it is inevitable to meet again, we have lived together for a year, and this is it after getting acquainted with each other, according to the words of the Cheng Festival, the six brothers want to live together for four years, if they pretend to be a big tail wolf all day long, then they are not suffocated, when there are girls, you pretend to be just that, usually a group of people with handles, pretend to be a ball.

When everyone was chatting together, Gao Dazang asked, "Ruifeng, how is your house?"

Liu Ruifeng said: "What else can you do, it's soaking in the water." ”

Everyone was puzzled, Gao Dazang said: "It's flooded, it rains non-stop, and it's all flooded." ”

Shan Yun smiled and said, "Damn, I thought you were going to enter the palace." ”

Gao Dazang glanced at him: "That's not what you said, the disaster has been great in the past few years." ”

When Cheng Jie heard about the flood, his heart twitched, and he was busy holding his breath to soothe it, the flood still had an impact on him, Cheng Jie said: "Fortunately, now there is a state in charge of it, and it is not too miserable." ”

Liu Ruifeng sneered: "The country, the country can only manage a large area, if there are dozens or hundreds of people, the country will not know, the top wants to manage, where can I stand up to the bottom and hide it without reporting, even if it really gives subsidies, layer by layer, how many can really be in the hands in the end." ”

Han Qi said disapprerovingly: "Okay, we can't talk about these things, and we can't manage it, let him go, let's go out and rub it tonight, Cheng Jie, what do you say." ”

Cheng Jie was also out of interest at this time, and lazily responded. However, Gao Dazang said forget it, he had no energy, and he would go another day, so Han Qi had no choice but to give up.

The next day, six people still slept until three poles on the day, anyway, there were two days to report, the big guys were not in a hurry, but the squad leader sent a few times to urge the text message, these lazy boys prevaricated for a while, Gao Dazang reluctantly got up and accepted the student ID and sent it over, this kid muttered while getting up: "Urging urging, urging a ball, and not rushing to reincarnate, it will be late to register tomorrow, this is unlucky." ”

Cheng Jie lay on the bed and said: "The squad leader is also kind, he registered early and finished early, and everyone was relaxed." ”

Gao Dazang was not happy: "What your baby said is light, or you will send it." ”

Shan Yun said with a smile: "Cheng Jie, don't say it if you don't send it, Lao Gaozheng is not happy." ”

Gao Dazang shouted at Shan Yun again: "What kind of idle fart are you putting on, why aren't you happy." ”

Han Qi said to Cheng Jie and Shan Yun: "Just the two of you kids, don't you talk a lot, problem, that senior brother, you are the boss, anyway, you are up again, just bring back the brothers' breakfast by the way, you know, come back and give you money." ”

Gao Dazang didn't say to bring it, nor did he say no, he raised his foot and muttered out of the dormitory and went downstairs. After everyone estimated that Gao Dazang had walked away, they gave Han Qi a thumbs up together, and Cheng Jie said: "Han Qi, you are so insidious, that is, to be a bitch and set up an archway." ”

Han Qi snorted disapprovingly: "Don't eat it for a while." ”

Another day passed in a mess, everyone played poker for a while at night, and went to bed when they were tired, Cheng Jie couldn't sleep over and over, he always felt frightened, as if something was going to happen, so he had to close his eyes and count and finally fell asleep, hazy seemed to feel that there was some fluctuation, Cheng Jie was confused, and suddenly felt a big fluctuation surging from a certain direction, he immediately opened his eyes, because it was summer, and it was the fourth floor, the window was not closed, I saw Cheng Jie's body move, grabbed his pants and rushed out of the window, lifted his figure, held his breath, and silently moved the magic trick, while raising his eyes and looking around, hoping to find out the source of the fluctuation。

At that time, Cheng Jie had already flown in the clouds, and even if someone could not find himself, Cheng Jie stood at the head of the clouds, looked in all directions, and did not find anything abnormal, but just now he clearly felt a fluctuation, it was clearly not an illusion, this omen did not know whether it was auspicious or evil, Cheng Jie was anxious for a while, and there was no result, but he calmed down, carried the magic trick, manipulated the five elements of Yuan Force, and silently felt the changes in heaven and earth, hoping to know where and what made such a fluctuation, what was the omen. After a long time, Cheng Jie couldn't help but sigh leisurely.

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