Chapter 1, The Mountains and Forests Are Dying. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

At the end of the forest is a lake, and there is a boulder by the lake, and there is a person on the stone who is bowing his head and whispering, with a cowering face: "There is nothing to be nostalgic about in this world, no money, no looks, no family, I can't find a girlfriend, I don't even have a friend, it's better to die." "It was a teenager.

"But doesn't it say that good people are rewarded? Why do I keep getting bad luck? Are they all lies?"

"Jump down, and you're done. But I've heard that suicide and drowning can't be reincarnated, so wouldn't I be a lonely ghost if I take both?"

"No, no, you can't die like this. ”

"I still remember that time, although I was not happy, but fortunately, I was free. But when was that? I don't remember exactly. He struggled a little and shook his head again.

"I... ”

"I said you can't jump? I've been watching you for a long time, and the melon seeds are all finished. "A Taoist priest who was about 50 years old and looked like a fairy wind and bones clapped his hands and jumped down from the tree.

"You said that you kept saying that you wanted to die, but you didn't die, you didn't have the courage to die, it was better to go back and live the rest of your life in a mess. ”

The young man got down from the stone, looked at the Taoist priest, turned around again, then walked to the stone, took a deep breath, and said, "You are right, live the second half of your life in a mess. The second half of my life is muddy, I might as well die, thank you!" After speaking, he jumped into the lake with a thud.

When the Taoist saw it, he meditated in his heart: "I thought he would argue with me for a few words, and then find all kinds of excuses to save face, but I never thought about jumping directly." It's my fault. So he jumped into the lake with a thud.

The Taoist swam to the boy, picked him up, dragged him ashore, and then tested his breath with his fingers.

"And saved, who made me a good person, plus the thank you that this son jumped into the lake to say, it can also be seen that this son is not bad-hearted. Good people can't save bad people, as it should be. ”

The Taoist pinched a handprint, pressed Xiong Yin's chest, squeezed out the fluid in his abdomen, and then pointed into his person.

"Drink,,, drink,,, why are you?"

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"Why are you saving me?"

The Taoist thinks, although you committed suicide, but because of what I said, you made up your mind to jump, which is equivalent to you being killed by me, you are going to die, and I have to bear the cause and effect. But on the surface, you can't say that.

"Young man, why can't you think about it? The world is so beautiful, you 。。。。。。 ”

"Uncle, are you idle and have nothing to do?"

The Taoist was stunned: "What do you say? Why did I save you and become my idle and have nothing to do? I have nothing to do, I, I'm busy, if I hadn't just caught up, with the beautiful character of saving people's lives and building a seventh-level floating slaughter, I wouldn't have saved you." ”

The young man pointed to the husk on the ground, "Uncle, you yourself have seen me talking here for a long time, and you are still eating melon seeds, how busy are you?"

"Uh... Hehe, what, since you've been rescued by me, I'll go first. After saying that, he jumped into the tree.

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The young man had a black line on his face, and said secretly: Wonderful!

Then, with a jump, he plunged into the river again.

The Taoist was stunned: I went, and I still jumped, didn't I say that people who have died once cherish their lives extraordinarily?

The Taoist stopped jumping this time, and lifted the boy up from the water with a handprint, and scolded: "You, you, why are you bored to watch people commit suicide? ”

He glanced at the stunned boy and said, "?" Young man, do you have any unfulfilled wishes? I'll see if I can help you, it's not good to commit suicide. ”

"You... How, how are you... ”

"Poor Dao is what you secular people call immortals, but it's not a vast supernatural power, and I can fulfill one of your wishes within my ability. ”

"Really?"

"Really. ”

"Give me a lot of money. The young man said with a twinkle in his eyes.

"It can't be changed. ”

"I've become handsome, can I become taller?"

"It can't be changed. ”

"Why can't the gods change money? They can't fix their appearance? The strength is too poor. The boy looked disdainful.

"People have legal constraints, and those of us who are supernatural will naturally have rules and regulations in the dark, do you think that being an immortal can do whatever you want?"

"It's just a change of money, the whole look? It's not for you to kill people and set fires, why can't you?"

"Changing money affects the price of worldly goods, and plastic surgery is changing a person's face. At the smallest level, it is to change your personal destiny, and at the largest level, it is to affect the operation of the world. Influencing the operation of the world and changing the original trajectory is a great sin of the sky thundering, do you say it will work?"

"I ,,, what the hell can you do?"

"I can send you home. ”

"Forget it, I'll go ahead and jump into the lake. The boy walked gloomily towards the lake.

"Alas, you wait, or I will teach you martial arts and make you the best in the world. ”

The young man gave the Taoist a roll of his eyes, "There are so many weapons now, what is the use of learning martial arts even if you are the first in the world, it is not to be a thug." ”

"Eh, how can you teach me martial arts? Not afraid of being struck by lightning?" the young man looked at the Taoist with some meaning.

"Learning martial arts is the result of your own efforts, I only teach, whether you succeed or not is your business, your character can succeed, if you can't succeed, it's no wonder that I can't succeed. Therefore, I taught you to learn martial arts and did not destroy the trajectory of the world. ”

"Oh, that means that if I can't learn peerless martial arts for the rest of my life, I can only learn from you for the rest of my life?" the young man looked at the Taoist with wide eyes.

"Poor Dao naturally can't teach you for a lifetime, Poor Dao is very busy, three months at most. ”

I can't afford to waste time with him, I haven't had enough of the world.

"Cut, old liar. I'm still dead. ”

"Uh... Tell me how you don't kill yourself?"

"The world is too tired, it's better to be a ghost, I heard that ghosts are light. Goodbye uncle. ”

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