The next day.

At noon, CCTV game scene.

Today's recording location is different, no longer the original small recording hall of the building, but changed to a hall on the second floor of the basement, or an auditorium, inside and outside the upstairs and downstairs can accommodate about two or three thousand audiences, the scene is really not small, here was originally some small evening party was opened, but today it was provided to the national cross talk competition, this is the third round of preliminaries and the last round of preliminaries of the competition venue, the game is all merged here, the whole webcast, each of the first two rounds of preliminaries will draw lots to perform in order, so the last round of the competition is also relatively long, one hundred groups of entries, it takes about three days。

The venue was already full.

In the first row are some leaders, such as the leaders of CCTV, the chairman of the cross talk association, colleagues in the music industry, and even the judges of the competition, Tang Dazhang and Xu Wenxiang, etc., all sitting in the front row.

"Don Jr. ”

"Master Xu. ”

"You two apprentices are good. ”

"Hehe, it's not a tool yet, it has to be polished. ”

A lot of cross talk actors chatted together.

An area on the right side of the mouth is reserved for the 500 groups of contestants who advanced to the first round, and Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are also inside.

In the back and upstairs, there are all kinds of people, peers, media, and cooperative units, more than 80% of them are audiences, there are lucky viewers who are drawn by the meager lottery, there are also tickets sent out, and there are employees from sponsors, thousands of people.

"I'm looking forward to it. ”

"Who do you like best?"

"Of course it's Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai!"

"Haha, I also like the cross talk of the two of them, it's really a must!"

"But they are in big trouble today, they were warned from above, their peers boycotted them, and even the column team issued an ultimatum, I really don't know what they will say today. ”

"Yesterday's cross talk conference, I heard that Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's 'seven deadly sins' were listed, why Zhang Ye always used the title 'Dad' to step on Yao Jiancai, what kind of meat and vegetarian in his mouth are not taboo to speak with dirty words, these people, they are really enough to toss, I think they are jealous!"

"Whether to continue to talk about the so-called vulgar cross talk, or compromise to say the cross talk of educating people, Teacher Zhang Ye and Teacher Yao Jiancai must have a choice. ”

A position in the middle row, Tian Bin also came, he is an announcer of CCTV radio station, and he also got a ticket today to watch his old colleague Zhang Ye's game.

Stage.

The host appeared, a man and a woman.

"Leaders, guests, and audiences, good afternoon!"

The first link is the vote count for the second round of preliminaries, and among the 500 groups of players, the top 100 groups of players can advance to participate in the final round of preliminaries.

After a bunch of scene words and countless sensational words, the answer is revealed!

First place: Anonymous, 1.28 million votes!

When I saw this number of votes, the whole audience sounded the sound of gasping air!

Looking at the votes of those who started in second place, 31,000, 25,000, 9,000, 8,825, 6,07, it is simply unsightly! A fraction of the votes of the anonymous people are several times or even dozens of times higher than them, and this is still a piece of! In fact, in last year's competition, everyone's votes were not so low, how could there be eight or nine 50,000, 100,000 votes, but this year, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are too cruel, they are the only ones who lead the way, and they have collected all the votes, so that other people's votes are so miserable!

The audience erupted.

Everyone knows that Anonymous is Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai.

But the host didn't mention the first place, the list flashed and turned off, the host directly announced the promotion of the contestants, and did not read the names of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, and skipped them, the overall tone has not changed, they can compete, but CCTV 11 will not give them any publicity.

Half an hour later, the draw began.

In the seating area on the right, Yao Jiancai turned his head sideways, "The sooner we talk, the better?"

"Hmm. Zhang Ye smiled, "Today's this, I also want to say it earlier." ”

Yao Jiancai said: "I'm afraid that if it's too late, it won't be our turn, if it is arranged to come to our game on the third day, those people in the cross talk industry don't know what to do, maybe when the pressure from all parties comes, the column team will directly disqualify the two of us." ”

Zhang Ye squinted and said, "Look at your luck, it's best to be the first to say it." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the lottery on the big screen on the rostrum stopped, and many people were stunned when they saw the first contestant to be the first to be the first to open.

The hostess also pondered for a moment and announced: "The first group of players, Group C No. 8." ”

didn't say the name, but everyone knows that this is the group number of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai before!

Yao Jiancai slapped his leg and smiled, "Okay, brother, let's start? It's exactly what I want, haha, I found that why is our luck so good in the past two days?"

Zhang Ye knew that most of it was not luck, but the "skill" launched by this guy - to reduce the difficulty.

Over there, a staff member quickly found them, "Two of you, go backstage and prepare, start immediately." "Although the 100 people over there are still in the order of the draw, the first group must be prepared in advance.

So, under the watchful eyes of many people at the scene, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai went backstage.

……

Side table.

There was a small meeting at the scene.

The person in charge of the column group said: "I repeat it again! There must be no more problems today! Radio and television have already issued a warning to our cross talk contest! If the works of bad artists are broadcast again, we will not be able to eat and walk around one by one, so let me all be serious!"

"Understood. ”

"Don't worry about it this time. ”

Someone said: "That Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai's first scene, who are we?"

The person in charge and the station have obviously discussed it a long time ago, "For ten minutes of their game, the whole process of advertising, don't give a single picture, cut the camera one second ago!"

Everyone nodded, "Okay." ”

The person in charge repeated: "Don't make a mistake!"

Their previous two live broadcasts to Zhang Ye and the others have already made the above extremely angry, if they do it again, they can't bear the consequences, and they will all be finished!

Another half hour passed.

The final round of preliminaries of the National Cross Talk Contest has officially kicked off!

When the host was about to announce the entry of the contestants, the person in charge of the backstage immediately gave instructions, "Right now, insert the advertisement, cut it!"

A staff member quickly operated, "That's it!"

The person in charge was really scared, "Confirm again." ”

"It's already been advertised. "That's human.

The person in charge said: "Other places will also confirm again." ”

Seven or eight staff members all started to get busy, and then said, "It's really no problem, leader." ”

The person in charge snorted.

However, the CCTV in the past few days is destined to be haunted to the end, an employee took advantage of the rest to pick up the lunch box and pulled a few mouthfuls in his mouth, a charging treasure next to him was charging, without warning, the charging treasure exploded when it touched it, the young man was immediately frightened, his hand shook, the lunch box flew to the instrument in front, and his elbow accidentally touched the two buttons on the operating table, click.

The power bank happened to fly to the place next to where everyone put their clothes, got up, lit a few down jackets, and spread all at once!

"Ahh

"It's on fire!"

"Fight the fire!

"Oops, hey!"

Everyone was in a hurry, hurry up to put out the fire, anyway, the live broadcast has been adjusted there, and they didn't watch it again, it's important to put out the fire, otherwise the equipment is all over!

……

Online.

Thousands of viewers are waiting before the live broadcast of the cross talk competition.

"It's time for Zhang Ye!"

"Yes, he's the first to play!"

"Haha, I can't wait!"

"Hey,, how did you broadcast an advertisement?"

"Is this a clear indication that it will not be broadcast for Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai?"

"Oh no, the picture is back, hahaha! Teacher Zhang and Teacher Yao are here!"

……

in the auditorium.

The hostess announced with a smile, "Next, please invite the first group of contestants, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai." "I read the name this time, because the host has already received a notice that Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's performances will definitely not be broadcast, so it doesn't matter if the curtain is announced.

Yao Jiancai appeared first.

Zhang Ye came up after him.

As soon as they appeared, the people in the music industry and cross talk industry in the front row did not react, but the audience of thousands of people suddenly burst into applause and shouts, many people patted their thighs and laughed as soon as they saw their faces, and there were people who especially liked them whistling and coaxing.

The cross talk actors all frowned.

The contestants who said cross talk were not very happy.

Only some media people look at each other and whisper to each other, no matter how others scold Zhang Ye, no matter whether his peers recognize him or not, Zhang Ye's popularity alone is really unmatched in the cross talk circle, cross talk is still a niche culture in the final analysis, how many have you heard that cross talk can say that Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are so popular Cheng dù? In the past, this was unimaginable!

Then, everyone stared at the stage and thought about it.

Will there be compromises?

Will Mr. Zhang be recruited by the cross talk industry?

Although everyone knows Zhang Ye's character and is the kind of guy who "loves whom", but at this moment, everyone still doesn't dare to pack tickets, and they still don't know what Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai will say, because they have been banned after all, and the National Cross Talk Contest is their last way after all, if they are disqualified, then the two of them will have no way to survive and sign up for other drafts or competitions? With the history of this cross talk competition, it is impossible for any more competitions to dare to let them go, and the column group is probably fighting for the infamy of being questioned, and it is impossible for Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai to participate, there is no doubt about it!

The microphone is tuned.

Zhang Ye stood on the stage and looked upstairs and downstairs, and said with a slight smile: "There are a lot of people." ”

Yao Jiancai nodded and said, "That's the case, they're all here to listen to cross talk." ”

Zhang Ye said: "This opening is the two of us performing for you, are you willing to listen, willing to listen, or willing to listen? I will never force it!"

Yao Jiancai said, "Hey, you don't want it?"

Just these two sentences, just like these two sentences, the thousands of viewers below burst into laughter, which made the front few cross talk artists frown slightly.

Zhang Ye said with a smile: "We actually love to come to places like TV stations to talk about cross talk. ”

Yao Jiancai asked, "Why?"

Zhang Ye: "Because it's so good here." ”

"Huh?" said Yao Jiancai.

Many people in the CCTV column group changed their faces when they heard it!

Zhang Ye pointed to both sides, "There are leaders over there, you see those cross talk artists on TV, they all applaud and applaud as soon as they appeared, and there was applause as soon as they opened their mouths." ”

Yao Jiancai wondered, "Is there an opening?"

Zhang Ye pinched his throat and learned: "Today...... Boom la la la...... I'll give ...... Boom la la la...... Everyone...... Boom la la la...... Say a cross talk...... Boom la la la...... It's not a good thing to say...... Bang la la blah. He looked at the audience and said, "If you don't say it well, you can applaud it, you see how good it is today." ”

Yao Jiancai: "What's the matter?"

Zhang Ye pointed downward, "Not a single one applauded." ”

The audience was stunned, laughed and clapped their hands, and sent the warmest applause!

The first is that they are really amused, and the second is that the opening style of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai today has already made everyone know in their hearts, Mr. Zhang, what should your mother say and say, ignore those warnings and ultimatums, and still go their own way!

Today's cross talk is definitely not simple!

Zhang Ye: "Thank you for your applause, many people like us." ”

Yao Jiancai smiled: "Everyone has it." ”

Zhang Ye smacked his lips, "Of course, there are also some controversies. ”

Yao Jiancai tilted his head, "You can put some of the two words, it's basically a controversy." ”

Audience: "Bhuh!!"

"Hahahaha!"

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Some officials have said, Zhang Ye, your cross talk is very vulgar, you always step on Mr. Yao, what kind of father and son, this way is not right, the impact is very bad, it will bring bad to the audience, and it will cause bad effects!"

Yao Jiancai said helplessly: "Someone said so." ”

Zhang Ye squinted his eyes and said: "I wonder, are the relevant departments too harsh on cross talk? You also underestimate the IQ of the audience too much, right? Oh, there is a movie over there, one person stabbed one person to death, you know it's fake, there's a TV series over there, one of them plays a father and the other plays a son, you know it's fake, you write a novel over there, the protagonist flies the eaves and walks the wall to save the world, you know it's fake, I'm surprised! How come it's all true to us?"

When the audience heard this, they all applauded!

"Well said!"

"That's right!"

Yao Jiancai smiled: "It's a little harsh." ”

Zhang Ye said: "Let go of cross talk, we are two non-mainstream actors who talk about cross talk, we don't have the same great ability as those mainstream cross talk celebrities, oh, so much pollution in society has not taught everyone badly, after listening to a cross talk between the two of us, the audience will be taken bad? They all went out to kill people and set fires? You also overestimate us!"

The audience laughed: "Hahahaha!"

Zhang Ye said: "To be honest, if Teacher Yao and I really have this ability, what kind of cross talk will the two of us say!"

Yao Jiancai also smiled, "It's not that capable." ”

Bang Bang Bang!

Applause again!

Everyone's appetite was instantly hung, if yesterday's "I want to be anti-vulgar" Zhang Ye said it in the form of irony, then today's cross talk is a direct irony, it is a completely two-style satire, Mr. Zhang Ye is going to diversify his scolding skills and display them in multiple directions and levels!

The leaders of those relevant departments in the front row all looked gloomy!

The faces of those cross talk actors were also more ugly than the other, no one expected that under the warning of the radio and television station and the program team, Zhang Ye still went his own way, and even scolded them even harder, which in their opinion, is simply unimaginable!

The surname is Zhang!

You're going crazy!

The relevant departments are scolding? You really don't want to mix in the entertainment industry!

Today, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai both know that this is their last performance in the cross talk competition, so they simply don't hide and dodge, in this game, Zhang Ye just wants to say a happy one, I don't care who the are you! So, he took out all the "Guo Degang Cross Talk Collection", this one, he wants to piece together a lot of Lao Guo's jokes, for example