Glancing at the dying Ah Yu, Sima Yi sighed lightly. The pen %fun %pavilion walked over www.biquge.info and put the preserved egg on Ah Yu. said: "Let's start with the preserved eggs!" ”

After speaking, I saw a small tentacle on the round body of the preserved egg, and then slammed into Ah Yu's heart. but there was no bleeding.

A stream of green energy poured out of the preserved egg. Passed to Ah Yu through the tentacles. Slowly, the exploding flesh on the hand began to heal and scar at a speed visible to the naked eye. And Ah Yu's breathing also smoothed out with the input of energy.

"Brother Yi, Brother Ayu, has he recovered?" Seeing Ah Yu who came back to life, Gu Qianqian was undoubtedly the happiest one.

"Well, I finally came in time" Sima Yi also breathed a sigh of relief. When he first arrived in the Otherworld, he was also dying. If it weren't for the golden finger of the preserved egg, I'm afraid he would have to wear it again.

The recovery function of preserved eggs is like a high-pressure output water jet, and our body is like a container. It's just that the amount of water stored in each person is different.

If the body of an ordinary person who has never cultivated is a water cup, then my "stone body" that was checked out by my father and the bad old man is a water cup that has been completely closed. Only the energy of the preserved eggs can come in, but the preserved eggs will only be filled with water, and they cannot increase the capacity of the body. Only cultivation can increase the capacity of the body, and cultivation is equivalent to slowly expanding the body from a small cup of water into a vast ocean.

And I'm going to never have that day. So, since you can't conquer the world by force. Then conquer you with entertainment.

first took out the contents of the bag one by one and distributed them to them, and in the end, only Ah Yu's adult clothes were left.

That's right, Ah Yu is a big man with a height of 1.8 meters. There is still an embarrassing stubble on the chin. This clearly shows that he is an uncle who is almost thirty. As for why I don't call him Uncle but Ah Yu, you'll know when he wakes up.

When they took the new clothes and new things one by one and showed off their excitement there, I spoke: "Everyone, Sima Yi's Midnight Theater is about to start, please sit in a row." In five seconds, your favorite Teletubbies will begin. ”

What I'm going to talk about next is the ultimate meaning of preserved eggs. Before the preserved egg crossing, it was my mobile phone, so now of course it has all the functions of the mobile phone.

Now all I have in my mind is a mobile phone screen, with the app I messed up on it.,Software.。 The list is endless. I casually clicked on the video in my head, and then all the videos from before I wore it in my previous life appeared.

Yes! You heard it right. It's all videos. As for why the preserved egg is so hanging? That's because my phone was so hung before I wore it.

In my previous life, I was in the organization, except for the fact that at the beginning, I took revenge on the orphanage and hired a killer; Other times, I do tasks and save money to buy experimental equipment.

That is, one day, we organized the commander of the second cargo and sent me a mobile phone. He said, "Potato, I've given you something amazing this time." This phone is the product of new research by the group of lunatics in the research department. Particle transparent phone with unlimited memory. ”

"I said what the hell you're studying every day. To put it mildly, we are also the world's number one association of smart people. Shouldn't you study Gundam, aliens or anything like that? What's the use of researching a phone with infinite memory. ”

"Alas! You don't understand this. As pioneers in the world, let's have unlimited information. Rest assured, I've got everything in the world in it, enough for you to see the day you die. After saying that, the two goods hung up the communication. And then I received this cow with all the information in the world. Forcing the phone.

Now I'm looking at the eggs, the countless videos, the music. I almost want to shout: God help me!

I chose the third episode of the Teletubbies, and then I saw a light curtain three meters long and two meters wide shooting out from the top of the preserved egg, on which the Teletubbies were playing. See! This is still a 3D Teletubbies.

And the little ones who are trying to watch it now seem very excited.

"Here we go again, look at those little people again. Their house is so beautiful. If only I lived inside. ”

"Cut! If you're ugly, people will let you go. Still, I'm kind of like a little black cake in their hands. ”

"Humph! I can't afford to live in their house, can you eat black cakes? Naive! - But Brother Yi said that as long as we do things with him in three days, we can eat whatever we want. If you want to live, you can live. ”

Looking at the excited little guys, I just want to say poor baby! A conversationless Teletubbies will turn you smitten. Then I will make TV series and movies in the future. You can't get your heart exploding with excitement. Alas! It's pathetic.

But in this regard, my plans for otherworldly entertainment are right.

But then again, I can't keep streaming movies and TV series from my past life. Those adults are not children, and I believe that I conjured these characters.

You know, there are no such emotional characters in this world.

So, Master Ben, I'm going to shoot it myself—but no matter what. A good voice actor is essential.

Well, tomorrow we have to act on all the plans. O otherworldly creatures! You can only think back to the fear of being dominated by my entertainment dynasty. Hahaha

Okay, it's not the second one. Think about what you want to do next.

Just when Sima Yi was thinking about his life plan, there was another audience who didn't pay attention to him.

At this time, Ah Ghost's heart was broken. He thought about the reason why the young master came out, but he didn't expect that it would be to deliver supplies to the beggars.

If the above one wasn't enough to make him collapse, the Teletubbies released by the preserved egg completely distorted his brain circuits.

looked at the little people with different colors and strange appearances on the light curtain. A ghost's first reaction was: What is it?

Second Reaction: Eh! That's pretty good. Then a text appeared in his mind that did not belong to his character: kawaii is dead and tender.

Just when Ah Ghost's heart was still turning over the river and the sea, Ah Yu woke up. When I woke up, I saw Sima Yi at first sight, and then I said, "Alas! Brother, you're here. There is something delicious. "Look, I'll just say that I don't care if he's called Uncle because of this.

Two years ago, when I first met him. He was carrying Gu Qianqian, who was still a baby, to ask for food under the east city wall. I threw three copper coins at him and walked away.

When I got back, I saw a few thugs beating him. He threw himself on the ground, holding Gu Qianqian in his arms.

I saw that he was tall and big, and I thought he was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. As a result, he was almost killed. I just found out what kind of tiger he was pretending to be, just a pig.

Without saying a word, he rushed over with an arrow step. Throw the preserved egg between the three thugs. In this way, at the cost of rubbing a little skin with the little finger of my right hand, I sent the three gangsters to Sima Prison. Then he used preserved eggs to save Ah Yu, who was sick when he saw blood.

I was about to leave, but Ah Yu suddenly rushed over and hugged me and said, "Brother! Elder brother! I've finally found you. Then he hugged me and cried.

Looking at the strange eyes of the passers-by around me, I had to take these two people to no man's land.

When I got to no man's land, I had to say that I really wasn't your brother.

He stubbornly said that you are my brother. I have to say that I'm really not your brother. And he said that you are.

And then just as we repeated, "I'm not!" "You are! "An hour later. I finally stopped the topic and said, "Yes! I'm your brother. ”

Then I asked him questions like, "What's your name?" Where did it come from? Where to go? How many people are in the family? How much land is outside the house? A question of a few cows in the field or something.

Then he thought he couldn't think of anything, he had a splitting headache and rolled all over the ground to perfunctory me.

In the end, I took him as my younger brother. took the same name as him - Ah Yu.

I gave him his clothes in my bag. Then this guy just stinks in front of me in his new clothes.

"Brother, I'm handsome." I taught him the word handsome. I had no choice but to reply, "Cricket! What a cricket! ”

After watching two episodes of Teletubbies, I put away my preserved eggs and prepared to go back.

A group of people slowly led me to the mouth of the alley. Everyone's face was full of reluctance. I said, "I'll take you tomorrow." ”

Everyone was very happy, Qianqian waved her little hand and said, "Brother Yi, goodbye." I gently replied: "See you tomorrow." ”

I followed the path I had come from, and I came back over the wall. Looking at Ji'an who was waiting for him to fall asleep under the big tree. I went over and woke him up and told him to go back to sleep. I went back to the house and went to sleep. There's something big to do tomorrow.

And Ah Ghost also returned to his room, planning to tell Sima Haisheng about tonight's encounter tomorrow.

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