Chapter 189: Realistic Bumper Cars
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There was a DJ sound in the sky, and Yu Shao made a shining debut!
Zhang Yu's appearance can be said to be very popular! kicked the cottage feather less, shocking the audience! At this moment, the light came over, a flamboyant silver hair, and the frightened surrounding guests opened their mouths wide, why did there be another Yu Shao?!
Zhang Yu shook his silver hair, walked towards the cottage with a cruel smile, and without waiting for him to get up from the ground, he stepped on his chest and stared at him condescendingly: "Yu Shao? Is it? ”
The deafening DJ sound stopped at some point, and several lights all hit! The little brother of Tianmen's spectators also rushed to this side, wanting to see who dared to make trouble in Tianmen's field!
When they saw Zhang Yu under the light, they were slightly shocked, why did Yu Shao come?! But then he got excited, and he showed himself well in front of Yu Shao, maybe he would be able to take the position!
"Yu Shao." With such an idea, the little brother of Tianmen shouted loudly.
Yu Shao stepped on the copycats, glanced at the Tianmen brothers around him, and nodded slowly: "Go check for me, see if there are any copycats in the hellfire!" If you find it, drag it over! ”
"Yes!" The younger brothers got the order and began to investigate in Hellfire.
"You, are you Zhang Yu?" The knock-off goods also recognized Zhang Yu at this time and exclaimed.
When Xiao Feng heard this, he shook his head slowly, what an unprofessional copycat! People's cottages are all cottages after thoroughly researching the authentic products! Now this knock-off product actually recognized Zhang Yu, isn't this nonsense?
"Grass mud horse, you don't know Lao Tzu, dare to copy me?" Zhang Yu slapped him a few times, and the corners of the copycat's mouth were bloody.
The surrounding guests also understood that the arrogant Yu Shao who was in this place just now was a fake! The habit of the Chinese who are not afraid of big things will come into play here, and they shout: "Yu Shao, kill him, kill him!" ”
Xiao Feng glanced around, shook his head secretly, and stepped forward to grab Zhang Yu. He grew up with Zhang Yu since he was a child, and he knows this guy too well! Zhang Yu is impulsive and belligerent, and he is the most unprovoked! The people around shouted like this, and there was a chance that Zhang Yu could really kill this cottage on the spot.
Killing this thing, you can kill it behind it! Even if it's official, it will turn a blind eye! But if Zhang Yu dares to kill this cottage in front of so many people tonight, and is pushed by someone with a heart, it will definitely cause a big mess.
"Take it back and deal with it." Xiao Feng said softly.
Zhang Yu suppressed the impulse in his heart and nodded: "Okay." ”
The two younger brothers standing behind Zhang Yu got the order, stepped forward and twisted the arms of the counterfeit goods, and pressed him towards the internal office area of Tianmen.
"Jiuquan, I am the only one Zhang Yu, and there is only one Tianmen Yu!" Zhang Yu shook his silver hair and pointed to his handsome face: "Everyone will recognize this face clearly in the future!" ”
Seeing that there was no excitement to see, the surrounding guests let out a laugh and gradually dispersed. Of course, those little sisters with gold stars in their eyes did not leave, but surrounded Zhang Yu in groups.
"Zhang Yu, you are too master; Zhang Yu, I love you; Zhang Yu, do you have time tonight? Voices like this came and went, and there was a smile on Zhang Yu's cold face.
"Zhang Yu, you me!" Suddenly, a little sister shouted endlessly.
"......" Although the little sisters all have this kind of thought, no one is embarrassed to shout it. Now seeing someone taking the lead, everyone else also shouted: "Zhang Yu, you can go to me; Zhang Yu, I will mouth. Live Oh; Zhang Yu, me tonight......"
Zhang Yu and Xiao Feng had black lines on their faces, squeezed out of the crowd and fled. Are these all girls? This is a bunch of man-eating beasts!
The two ran into the Tianmen office area, and the group of little sisters chasing and intercepting them behind were stopped by the little brother of Tianmen, and they could only look at 'Yu' and sigh!
"Wipe the lipstick marks off your face." Xiao Feng looked at Zhang Yu and grinned.
Zhang Yu let go of the little sister named 'Xiao Ye', wiped her face indiscriminately, and took a breath: "***, I didn't expect Lao Tzu to be chased by a woman and run away." ”
The little sister looked at Zhang Yu with admiration on her face: "Yu Shao, I love you to death!" ”
"Well, don't say that, we're just having fun, okay? To each his own, he takes what he needs. Zhang Yu looked at the little sister's ghost-like face and hurriedly said.
A trace of loss flashed on the little sister's face, and she nodded: "Oh, I know." ”
"Who, you take her to my room. You go back and take a shower first, and I'll go back when I'm done with things. Zhang Yu instructed the little brother to take the little sister back to the room.
The little sister nodded hurriedly: "Okay, I'll wait for you!" You must teach that 'well' copycat a lesson. ”
"Tic-tac-toe? What do you mean? Zhang Yu was a little puzzled.
The little sister smiled: "Stupid, the tic-tac-toe is 'two' horizontally and vertically, which means that it is a **copycat." ”
"Oh, hahaha." Zhang Yu laughed and patted the little sister on the shoulder: "You go to the bath first, wash the white and wait for me on the bed." ”
The little sister and the little brother left, and Xiao Feng and Zhang Yu walked towards the room where the cottage Yu Shao was held.
The counterfeit was tied to the radiator by the younger brother, his body was half-squatting, his legs were constantly trembling, and the sweat on his face was crackling down.
"Yu Shao, please let me go!" When the copycat saw Zhang Yu coming in, his face was full of pleading. "I didn't resist the temptation, I can't control! I know a little sister who says she's waiting for you here every night. After I heard this, I had a crooked thought, thinking of pretending to be you to trick those girls into bed! ”
Zhang Yu was furious when he heard this, and kicked in the face of the copycat: "Damn, just pretend to be Lao Tzu, you dare to ruin Lao Tzu's reputation!" Grass mud horse, you're too poor to even buy condoms, can you? To have sex, do you have to let them buy a set? ”
As Zhang Yu spoke, he took out a condom from his pocket and threw it on the ground, opened a Durex casually, pinched the mouth of the counterfeit product, and stuffed it into it: "Isn't there no money to buy it?" Today, Lao Tzu will let you eat enough! ”
Xiao Feng shook his head helplessly: "Xiao Yuzi, you are too wasteful!" Isn't that a faucet? You should fill it with some water and stuff it in your mouth. ”
When the copycat heard this, he snorted in his mouth, and his body began to struggle violently.
Zhang Yu turned his head and gave Xiao Feng a thumbs up: "Brother Feng, high!" After saying that, he opened another one, poured water into the mouth of the knockoff.
Five or six sets with water were stuffed into the stomach of the copycat, and Zhang Yu wiped the lubricating oil on him: "Paralyzed, you are a 'well' force!" As he spoke, he untied the rope for the knockoff.
"......" Xiao Feng was a little speechless, when did Xiao Yuzi's learning ability become so strong?
Under Zhang Yu's repeated abuse, the counterfeit finally couldn't help but faint. Xiao Feng glanced at Zhang Yu, and Zhang Yu nodded understandingly.
"Paralyzed, wait for Lao Tzu to go out to rest, and then come back and kill you!" Zhang Yu scolded and scolded Xiao Feng and went out.
As soon as the two of them left the room, the copycat opened his eyes, rubbed the strangulation marks on his wrists, and looked out the door vigilantly. After listening to it for a while, seeing that there was no sound, he walked to the door lightly and looked out a few times. After making sure there was no one, he limped and disappeared around the corner of the hallway.
"Xiao Yuzi, the person you arranged to follow will not be lost, right?" Xiao Feng looked at the counterfeit goods that disappeared from the surveillance screen and asked with a chuckle.
Zhang Yu stood next to him and smiled coldly: "Don't worry, Martin and the two younger brothers are going to follow me." ”
"Well, find someone to follow, dig out who is behind it! By the way, I told Martin about it, did he finish it? ”
Zhang Yu thought for a while: "I heard him mention a few words, it seems to be almost." ”
"That's it." Xiao Feng attached himself to Zhang Yu's ear, explained a few words like this, and patted him on the shoulder: "Be sure to hurry up and get ready." ”
Zhang Yu's body trembled, and cold sweat broke out on his face: "Brother Feng, you are too lacking in virtue, right?" ”
"Haha, no poison, no husband! Hurry up! What about Lao Wang? I'm going to take him to a feast. Xiao Feng stood up and left the monitoring room.
A few minutes later, Xiao Feng took Lao Wang and the two drove away from the hellfire.
"Li Nan has definitely been transferred to be the deputy director, let's have a resignation drink tonight, hehe." Xiao Feng was driving while chatting with Lao Wang.
I haven't seen him for a few days, but Lao Wang is not thin, but his face is full of red! It seems that the life of the Hellfire is not bad.
"Uh-huh, hehe, Lao Li is okay! I'm going to get drunk with him tonight! Lao Wang said with a smile.
"By the way, I'm afraid I can't go to Beijing these days, I need to wait for a while." Xiao Feng thought of something and said hurriedly.
Lao Wang nodded understandingly: "I've seen the news, the meeting is going to be held." The change of dynasty in the imperial court this time, I don't know if the Seventh Bureau of National Security will be affected!
"It is estimated that there will be an impact, once a son of heaven and a courtier." As Xiao Feng spoke, he suddenly noticed the Nissan car turning out of the T-junction on the left from the reflector, and a sinister smile appeared on his face: "Hehe, the road is narrow, and the narrow road meets!" ”
"What do you mean?" Before the old ** had time to ask this sentence, he saw Xiao Feng slamming the steering wheel to the left, and the Mercedes-Benz car quickly crashed into the Nissan car in the side lane.
With a "bang", the Mercedes-Benz and Nissan had a deep kiss, directly hitting the Nissan car to the side of the road, and the front hood was knocked into a dent piece.
Xiao Feng pressed the window of the car and beckoned to the Nissan car: "Brother Sanshi, don't sleep at home at night, what do you have to do when you come out?" The road is slippery in the dark, sorry. ”
In the Nissan car, Liu Lei held on to the steering wheel in shock and turned his head to look at the Mercedes-Benz. When he saw Xiao Feng's underbeaten face, he was furious; After hearing the sound of Xiao Feng kicking, he lost his mind!
"Xiao Feng, Lao Tzu can't beat you, I'll kill you today!" Liu Lei frantically stepped on the accelerator and hit the steering wheel towards the Mercedes-Benz.
Xiao Feng sneered: "Lao Tzu million Mercedes-Benz S, can't hit you with a broken Nissan?" Lao Wang, help him up, let's play with him. ”
Next, a surprising scene appeared to passers-by! On the main road, a Mercedes Benz and a Nissan played a realistic version of bumper cars! The two cars chased each other and collided until the Nissan broke down with black smoke from the front hood, and the Mercedes driver arrogantly stretched out his middle finger and walked away.
Xiao Feng, who was the party concerned, was driving a Mercedes-Benz with an airbag open at this time, galloping on the road: "Hehe, Lao Wang, do you see it?" Japanese cars are not good! ”
Lao Wang's face turned a little pale, and he nodded heavily: "Well, boycott Japanese goods, don't forget the national shame!" ”
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