I lay on my bed tossing and turning, and when the whole camp was silent, I reached into the pocket of my shirt next to me, pulled out the twig of the humanoid tree, and bowed to it three times. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Respectfully invite the second master Zhang Songtao to manifest!"

I saw a golden flash of human branches, and the pocket-sized second master immediately appeared, last time it was in a dream, but this time it really appeared in front of me, and I felt a little funny when I saw his old and pocket-sized appearance.

As soon as the second master appeared, he asked, "Nephew, is there anything difficult again?" ”

"The second master is wise, I had a nightmare just now, I don't know if it's evil or lucky, please give the second master some guidance." Then I told the second master about the situation in the dream, and at the same time introduced the relationship between Sun Xiaoli and the instructor, and mentioned Zang Weiguo, but I didn't tell him about the delicate relationship between me and Cai Linya.

The second master first said: "Why do you kid like the second master when I was young, and you also like older women?" ”

I'll go!

I didn't expect the second master to be so powerful, and he could see through all kinds of mysteries at a glance, shouldn't he follow me every day and never escape his eyes?

"Second master," I explained with a blushing face, "no wow! ”

"Cut, can you hide it from others, but can you hide it from me?" The second master said: "Look at the fishtail in the corner of your eyes, it is not only called the palace of wives and concubines, but also the adulterous door." At a young age, the traitor is deeply trapped, which means that your kid is full of luck; And it's gloomy, proving how much lust you kid has; In addition, the tail lines are too long, and there are probably no less than two or three married women who circle around you all day long. ”

I go, can you still see this matter between men and women from the face? That hooligan doesn't need to commit a crime, the police just need to look at each other and arrest people?

That's because I didn't know that there was physiognomy, I just felt that the second master was teasing me, so I countered with disdain: "Second master, you are a lot older, and you were teased by your nephew and grandson, you must have followed me every day and saw everything, but now you are pretending to be a ghost here." ”

"It's really ignorant and fearless, and I will teach you Mai physiognomy when I go back, and you will know that what I say is true." The second master continued: "I think about it every day, and I dream about it at night. Although you keep saying that you have nothing to do with Sun Xiaoli, and you don't plan to think about her, in fact, you still think about it in your heart, but you just use reason to restrain yourself from thinking about her. ”

The meaning of the second master is very clear, it is useless to restrain and force yourself, the so-called phase is born from the heart, as long as you think about those things in your heart, it will be reflected in your face, and the woman who makes you give up will also appear in your dreams.

"I heard that dreams are all reversed, since Sun Xiaoli appeared in my dream and kissed me in front of her lover, doesn't it just mean that we won't have anything to do with each other?"

The second master shook his head and said, "You only know one thing, but you don't know the other." The dream is indeed reversed, and it depends on what appears in the dream. For example, if you haven't kissed Sun Xiaoli, there will be no scene where she kisses you in a dream, because you don't know what it feels like to kiss her mouth, and only after tasting that taste will you taste it again in your dream. ”

The second master's words are somewhat reasonable.

When I was studying in the past, I also had a crush on a female classmate, and the female classmate I had a crush on also appeared in my dreams, because it was just a crush, and I never confessed, so the plot that appeared in the dream always missed the opportunity to confess by mistake, and there was no physical contact.

I kissed her at Sun Xiaoli's house in the morning, probably because the first kiss was too impressive, so I dreamed that she kissed me at night, no wonder although I panicked and struggled desperately because of the appearance of the instructor, the feeling of kissing was no different from that in the morning.

The second master then explained: "It is said that the scene where she kissed you appeared in the dream this time can indeed mean that you will not have a relationship in the future, the problem is the appearance of your instructor." The problem illustrated by this dream is not that Sun Xiaoli will no longer have a relationship with you, but that when you have a relationship with Sun Xiaoli in the future, you will not be discovered by your instructors. ”

Faint!

Could it be that I will really be with Sun Xiaoli in the future?

Although I was a little scared, the second master was right, in fact, I was still full of illusions about Sun Xiaoli in my heart.

"Can't I restrain myself?"

The second master sighed: "Many things are not transferred by human will, just like your second master and me back then...... Oh, let's not talk about you! ”

I have always been haunted by the crime of the second master being called a cow ghost and snake god, plus a "hooligan", so I said: "Second master, don't pinch the camera at a critical time, tell me about your past?" ”

"You'll know about me someday." The second master glanced at me, and then said: "Just now you also said that your deputy battalion commander appeared in a dream, and it seems that your kid has a leg with his wife." ”

"Second master, don't talk nonsense, he is my deputy battalion commander, if he knows, I won't die?"

"What nonsense? The reason why he told you to see other women do that means that one day, he will be able to detect what is going on between you and his wife. As for him shooting the wolf dog to death, it means that one day when you kid kills the villain, he will definitely instigate you and fall into the well! ”

Listening to the second master say this, wouldn't Zang Weiguo become a time bomb on my life journey? Even if he didn't directly harm me, as the deputy battalion commander, he was fanning the flames on the side, and I couldn't stand it!

"What about the instructor, he watched his lover kiss me and didn't stop it, what does it mean?"

"Didn't you just say that? When you kid has something to do with Sun Xiaoli in the future, he won't be able to find out by himself, but someone will definitely tell him about you, and he will be suspicious. ”

Hearing the second master say this, thinking of what he said to Zang Weiguo just now, I felt a pang in my heart: Could it be that Cai Linya, out of revenge, insisted on slandering that I had an ambiguous relationship with Sun Xiaoli, and told Zang Weiguo, and Zang Weiguo ran to tell the instructor?

Thinking of this, I made up my mind to get Cai Linya, and I must not let her speak ill of me and Sun Xiaoli behind her back. As for Sun Xiaoli, I believe that I can restrain myself and resolutely refrain from further contact with her.

But when I thought of the last words she said when she left her house at night, "I will definitely thank you when I turn around", I couldn't help but beat a drum in my heart, would she promise herself?

In short, after listening to the second master's interpretation of the dream, I feel that none of the chiefs' women can be touched, it was originally an extremely romantic thing in my opinion, but in the future, I will have to risk my life for it, which is really not worth it at all.

I hurriedly asked, "I heard that monks and Taoist priests in the past couldn't get married, is it true that if I touch a woman, it will also affect my future cultivation?" ”

If the second master answers in the affirmative, then I can have a psychological hint to deliberately avoid having a relationship with these women.

Unexpectedly, the second master said that monks can't get married, but Taoist priests can't.

Taoism is divided into Quanzhen faction and Zhengyi faction, Quanzhen faction can't get married, but Zhengyi faction can, the second master is neither Quanzhen faction nor Zhengyi faction, he just secretly learned some Taoism, so there is no question of whether to get married or not.

In the end, he also said a sentence missing: "You kid is destined to commit peach blossoms, I'm afraid there is more than one woman in this life, and even ghosts and fairies will not let go!" ”

"No, second master, you're scolding me!" I suddenly felt that I had grasped the second master's sick sentence, and asked rhetorically: "Could it be that ghosts and fairies can also get married and do things for men and women?" ”

The second master rolled his eyes at me: "Nonsense, if the immortals don't get married, where are the seven fairies from?" ”

I blinked my eyes and was speechless, but then retorted: "Then they are also immortals and marry immortals, how can I, a mortal, not even let go of ghosts and gods, will I still sleep with a female ghost for one night?" ”

When I said this, Michiko's appearance suddenly flashed in my mind, and to be honest, if I could really sleep with a female ghost in my arms, I really wanted to hug her.

"Alas, there are too many things that have been destroyed in these years, probably the stories of Xu Xian and the White Snake, the Three Holy Ladies and Liu Yanchang, haven't you heard of them?"

Although I haven't heard of the story, I heard my mother tell me that there were two plays in the past, one is called "The Legend of the White Snake", the other is called "Baolian Lantern", and there is a love scene between people and immortals is "The Biography of Liu Yi", but now they are not allowed to act.

Forget about the female ghost, in fact, I was very much looking forward to having a fairy wife, but I deliberately curled my mouth: "If I marry a fairy ghost, they still have to strangle me?" ”

"Don't worry, you kid can't die."

"Why?"

"Because ......" the second master said this, and suddenly stopped.

I thought there was something going on outside, so I quickly listened with my ears pricked up.

The second master was silent for a while, and suddenly said: "Boy, cultivate well, I also owe you your blessing, and I will rush to reincarnate tonight." ”

"Huh? You don't mean ......"

"Well, I was supposed to wait until you returned to the Heavenly Master position before I could be surpassed by you. But yesterday, Emperor Fengdu sent a judge of life and death to find me and said that I will help you become enlightened and increase your merits, so ...... Ah, I'll go too! ”

As soon as the words fell, the second master turned into a flash of light and left, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

"Second master, second master?" I whispered a few words to the humanoid branch, but I didn't see the second master talk.

I reached out again and picked up the human-shaped branch, and looked at it again and again for a long time, it was a shriveled branch without a trace of water, it seems that the second master has really been reincarnated.

The question is what do I do?

If it weren't for the inner pill technique taught by the second master and those divine spells, I would have lived my life like all ordinary ordinary people, now it's okay, just now I know a little about Taoism, and when I started to hang up with those lonely souls and wild ghosts, the second master ran to reincarnate.

Let's not talk about those lonely souls and wild ghosts who will be pestering me endlessly in the future, and I have lost the guidance of the second master, what if I go crazy in the future?

There is a more important thing, I didn't have time to ask the second master just now, I only know the curse of self-protection and demon hunting, but I don't know the curse of the undead, those Japanese ghosts wandering in the toilet in the back mountain, if you don't go beyond them, you will eventually harm the people.

Do you have to use the canopy spell to wipe them out?

There is also Chen Yufang, the aunt of the deputy instructor, I promised to surpass her as soon as possible!

This book was first published in Reading Book Worm