The nouveau riche uncle is obviously a dead eye, and the fat on his face is shaking up and down: "If I don't accept gifts, I will ask for two taels of silver!"

Yu Shiyi held a Chinese stick and was not discouraged: "You try it." ”

Probably moved by Yu Shiyi's resolute eyes, the nouveau riche uncle took the cigarette, watched Yu Shiyi get on fire with vigilance, and then took a deep puff with the suspicion of trying it.

Then he went mad. The friendship between men is so simple and casual and never so healthy, Yu Shiyi and the nouveau riche uncle are so unhappy together, and their speech begins to turn upside down:

"Brother, where did you get this thing?

"Yo, this is a rare object in the world," Yu Shiyi's big fool began to sell abduction again: "This is called a cigarette, how about it, does it feel like a wandering thing when you smoke it?"

The nouveau riche uncle glanced at Yu Shiyi in surprise, as if he was looking at a second fool: "Of course I know that this is a cigarette, but cigarettes are easy to obtain, but there are few varieties that are so delicately made." ”

It turns out that there is already tobacco in this world, and it is estimated that everyone takes a paper roll and smokes it at random, and there is no such fine production and packaging as modern cigarettes. Although I have made a big oolong, I have never been disappointed in Yu Shiyi's reflexes and nonsense ability: "Yes, brother, it is a pleasure to do everything to the extreme, and I will honor you as a younger brother with this pack of cigarettes." If you want to say this cigarette, there are ordinary sun-dried rolls, and there are crushed and filled in the old tobacco pouch, my cigarette is not, it is the most magical and advanced cigarette roasting technology, which lasted nine hundred and eighty-one days and was carefully baked. ”

I really underestimated Yu Shiyi's shamelessness, and I was slanting at him with contemptuous eyes, when I heard the nouveau riche uncle very refreshing: "Just rely on my brother, you will be my brother in Yucheng Ma Sanha in the future, what will happen to my brother in the future!"

With tears in my eyes, I went up and pulled the sleeve of the nouveau riche Ma Laosan and didn't let go: "My brother and sister have seen my brother!"

What kind of temperament, what kind of discipline? I can't hear what you say!

Ma Laosan agreed with a smile and said: "Business has not been very good recently, it is a simple accident to meet you today, don't say anything, go to the best restaurant in Yucheng with my brother, and my brother wants to have a good drink with the two of you!"

It's really a blind cat that meets a dead mouse, the nouveau riche Ma Laosan called a car, and Yu Shiyi and I arrived in Yucheng so smoothly. Along the way, Ma Laosan also introduced to us that this rain city, as the name suggests, has many rainy seasons, with 200 days of light rain and 100 days of heavy rain and 50 days of heavy rain in 360 days a year, and there is no sunshine in place almost a year. In such a place, it is certainly difficult to have any agricultural industry development, and the local people are mainly commercial, and have long existed as an outing or summer resort for dignitaries and scholars in the capital.

Sure enough, when we were about to arrive at Rain City, the sky began to be cloudy, and it was already raining heavily on the outskirts of Rain City. The rain was fierce, and our carriage was a little shaky. I thought to myself that when I got out of the car, I would have to find time to buy two umbrellas.

Not long after entering the gate of Rain City, the carriage stopped, and Ma Laosan opened the door first and went out, followed by Yu Shiyi and me. There was a small guy waiting for us at the door with an umbrella, and I was hurriedly sent into the door of the restaurant as soon as I got out of the car. I looked out the window, and for the first time I saw what it meant to be raining like a torrential down, it didn't look like it was raining outside, it was like a flood.

Ma Laosan, like the others in Rain City, had no interest in the spectacular rain scene outside: "Brother and sister, come, let's drink." ”

Yu Shiyi happily followed, I gently sniffed the wine in the glass, hoping it was a beer rice wine or something, maybe my little amount of wine was enough.

The wine in the glass was fragrant, and I tapped a little with my tongue, but I still didn't know what it was. Ma Laosan's wine glass had already been handed over, and I had no choice but to clink glasses and dry them, hoping in my heart that it would not be liquor!

I still remember the year I graduated from college, I blew beer on the bottle with my crush on the male god at the club's casual dinner, and a bottle was directly broken, and I fell down and said what I did so far, and the classmates in the club refused to tell me, but when it was mentioned, everyone showed a weird look that couldn't be weirder.

The past is unbearable, and I feel like my brain is a mess when I recall it now, I must have done something unsightly, and I feel like my face is burning red when I think about it.

Wrong...... The mush and blush in this brain seem to be due to ...... This glass of wine......

I grabbed Yu Shiyi and called for help in a desperate voice that had been constipated for more than ten days: "Xianggong, accompany me back to sleep!"

Yu Shiyi integrated Ma Laosan to push the cup and change the lamp, and was so frightened by me, he quickly turned around and helped me up: "What kind of wind are you smoking again?"

Ma Laosan showed an empathetic expression: "My brother and sister are really enthusiastic, eleventh, there is a luxury room for husband and wife on the second floor, and you husband and wife will love each other tonight." ”

It's too embarrassing to hear this, but at this time I don't have time to care about this, my arms and legs are so weak that I can't exert my strength, so I have to weakly say to Yu Shiyi: "Xianggong, can you hug people up?"

Speaking of this hug, when I was studying in my last life, I was especially looking forward to the future Prince Charming or the Dark Horse Knight, who could pick up his princess with a flick of his hand and put it on the bed (covered with a quilt and chatting). Later, when I graduated, I began to look forward to a tall rich handsome or short rich handsome, who could pick up his princess with a flick of his hand and put it on the bed (without covering the quilt and ravaging in every way). But either one of them didn't come true, so I was left to the end, and I was left in this world, but I didn't expect that there would be a chance to achieve it. Although the object is Yu Eleven, how to say it, he can be considered a man anyway, the requirements can't be too high, just hug the princess.

Yu Shiyi smiled softly at me, squatted down and hugged my legs, and one got up and carried me to my shoulders.

Me: "I'm not asking you to carry it like this in a sack!

Yu 11: "If you beep again, I'll drop you down now, believe it or not." ”

Where is the heavenly principle, where is the morality, the prince becomes a frog, it doesn't matter, this is a prince who becomes a beast, I look up to the sky and sigh:

"Kill me!"

Boom –

With a loud bang, thunder and lightning instantly lit up the entire Rain City.