Chapter 0016: Second Master Help
To be honest, although I have ulterior motives for flattering in person, I still feel a sense of accomplishment if something really happens with Sun Xiaoli, not only because she is an instructor, that is, the wife of my chief, but more importantly, she is beautiful and serious, similar to the head teacher when I was studying. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
I don't know what other people are like about the attitude of the head teacher, anyway, I am afraid, hateful, and full of possessiveness.
Of course, my homeroom teacher is much older than Sun Xiaoli, and we all call her a witch behind our backs, and witches naturally can't be compared with the temperament of Sun Xiaoli's goddess, but they are all honest, and Sun Xiaoli is still the principal, which is simply full of irresistible temptation or force for me, a young man who has just left school.
Now that I think about it, I'm Nima.
Sun Xiaoli didn't take my words and my behavior seriously, she pouted, reached out and grabbed my hand and pressed it on my thigh, and said angrily: "Be honest, put your hand on your thigh!"
As long as she's not really angry, I feel like there's a door.
"Sister-in-law......"
"Okay, let's eat!" Sun Xiaoli urged: "It's almost dark, hurry back to the army after eating, don't encounter anything unclean." β
I smiled and said, "It's okay, sister-in-law, didn't even He Xiangu say that I was a master?"
"Hmph, you cough, you're still wheezing?" Sun Xiaoli glanced at me, and then said with a pleasant face: "Xiao Zhang, you have time to take a look at your instructor, but if you see something, don't tell him, just tell me directly." β
I know very well in my heart that the reason why Sun Xiaoli didn't let me tell the instructor about this is because I am a warrior after all, and as an instructor, if I engage in these feudal superstitious activities with a soldier, what kind of system will it be?
But I really don't know how to look at it!
However, in order to make Sun Xiaoli and the instructor think that I was still useful, seeing Sun Xiaoli repeatedly say this, I no longer denied it, so I had to say vaguely: "Okay, if I see something, I will tell my sister-in-law immediately." β
Sun Xiaoli stared at me thoughtfully for a while, hesitated for a moment, and then stopped.
I immediately asked, "Sister-in-law, if you have anything else to tell me?" β
Sun Xiaoli sighed: "Alas, I don't know how much of what He Xiangu said is true." β
"Sister-in-law, what else did she say?"
"She said that if you have never practiced any Taoism, it proves that you are an unchiseled jade, and now you are buried without knowing it, if you can meet her, she can improve your skills in the shortest possible time, in that case, you can be like Liu Bowen back then, knowing five hundred years from the top and five hundred years from the bottom. β
At that time, I hadn't heard Shan Tianfang's "Ming Yinglie", and I didn't know who Liu Bowen was, but listening to what Sun Xiaoli said, I guess he must be a great character.
When I heard that I could know what happened five hundred years ago and five hundred years later, I was immediately intrigued, and I couldn't help asking, "Sister-in-law, is what she said true or false?"
"Who knows?" Sun Xiaoli looked at me and said: "If it's really what she said, it's nothing, I'm afraid of a bull ghost and snake god like her, I really want to get in touch with your instructor through this matter, and with the support of the troops, she won't be afraid of anything." In that case, not only you, but I am afraid that I and your instructors will be killed by her. β
"Then leave her alone!"
Sun Xiaoli pondered for a while and asked me, "Do you want to see her?"
To be honest, after listening to Sun Xiaoli's initial words, I was really eager to see that He Xiangu, but her later words made me also alert, maybe that He Xiangu was a soldier like using me and the instructor.
"I don't care, everything is up to my sister-in-law. β
"Well, where did you say today, you don't want to say it to anyone, you know?"
"Sister-in-law, don't worry, although I am young, I still have political consciousness, I know what to say and what not to say. β
"Then you go back first, be careful on the road, as for He Xiangu's matter, I want to tell you later. β
I think she must be going to talk to the instructor about it.
"Yes, sister-in-law!" I saluted her and strode out the door.
She followed behind me and yelled at Yong'er, who immediately took her rice bowl and ran out of the house next door, shouted "hello uncle" to me, and ran back home like a smoke.
I got on my bicycle, for fear that Sun Xiaoli would suspect that I would sneak in to find Cai Linya, so I had to bow up, pedal desperately, and run towards the troops without looking back.
The car left the entrance of the village for a while, but my heart stayed in the village, because in this seemingly quaint and heavy village, there were two women who haunted me.
There is no doubt that Cai Linya, the wife of the deputy battalion commander Zang Weiguo, is the first woman to move me so far, her beauty and quietness can be said to be a stunning beauty that cannot be met in Saibei, even if the burly Zang Weiguo is simply a mortal threat to me, but I actually have the idea that for Cai Linya's beauty, I can take the biggest risk in the world and pay the biggest price in my life.
Then there is Sun Xiaoli, her elegant temperament is unparalleled, and her attitude towards me can be said to be like wind, rain and fog, seemingly ethereal but within reach, seemingly within reach but far away in the sky.
Although compared to Cai Linya, Sun Xiaoli seems to be a little older and not as charming as Cai Linya, but she is the one who can directly decide my future, and my firepower reconnaissance, although I didn't get the desired result, but at least I can be sure that she has no intention of rejecting me thousands of miles away.
She treated me like an ignorant big boy, and I pestered her like a big boy to see what she would do.
Thinking of this, I felt a little proud, and felt that with my own intelligence and wisdom, I would definitely be able to play with these two women.
Actually, I am guilty of the common mistake that almost all men make, when facing women, they are either blindly optimistic or have extreme inferiority. I, Nima, have been playing with these two women in my heart, but I have forgotten the two men behind them, one is the instructor and the other is the deputy battalion commander.
"My father is as strong-willed as a pine and cypress, and he is a hero's ......" I was excited, and I actually hummed Li Tiemei's singing voice in "Red Lantern" in my mouth, as if Sun Xiaoli and Cai Linya had been taken into my pocket.
Riding and riding, I suddenly felt a flag fluttering behind me, looked sideways, and found that on the back rack of the bicycle, I don't know when a woman sat on it, the body was light, and I didn't feel anything.
I'm dizzy, shouldn't Cai Linya be guarding the entrance of the village and sitting up while I'm not paying attention?
When I turned my head back, I couldn't see the woman's upper body, but her lower body was clearly visible.
She sat sideways on the back frame, wearing a snow-white kimono and a pair of white socks on her feet, without shoes.
fainted to death, isn't this Nima the female ghost who escaped from Sun Xiaoli's house that day?
I was just about to stop my bike when I suddenly noticed two white and delicate arms like lotus roots, encircling my lower abdomen from behind. I let out a creepy scream, and the bike swayed violently from side to side and fell to the ground with a "clang".
I was thrown out like a dog, and I fell to the ground with a "chirp".
This fall was not light, I flew out of the front of the car and fell a.
When I vomited two mouthfuls of mud and sand and turned over to look back, there was no one but the wheels of the bicycle behind me.
I got up from the ground, made a 360-degree turn on the spot, and found that there was no shadow around.
To be on the safe side, I patted the dust on my body, put the vajra finger of my left hand on my right shoulder, and recited the purifying mantra in my mouth: "Lingbao Tianzun, comfort the body, disciple's soul, five internal organs and Xuanming, green dragon and white tiger, team battles, Vermilion Bird Xuanwu, guards ......"
Before I finished reading, I suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing in my back, and I instinctively rushed forward, but my legs seemed to be tripped by something, and with a "poof" sound, I actually fell down alive and fell again.
"Ghost!"
I think it must be that female ghost who was driven away from Yong'er by me and found out that I wasn't really a celestial master, so she came back to take revenge on me.
That day, it was because Sun Xiaoli was by her side, and in order to prove to her that he had no intention of eating her tofu with bad intentions, he took the risk to force the ghost to appear. Now it's just me, and it seems that there is no need to be a hero in the wilderness where no one is around.
Thirty-six plans to go up!
I immediately got up and ran towards the bike, but my legs still seemed to be tripped by something, and I just got up, and I fell a shit to eat.
Cold sweat broke out from the back of my head to the center of my feet in an instant.
I finally really realized what it means to have a soul and a nervous breakdown.
"The second master saves me, the second master saves me!"
After shouting twice, I got up from the ground in embarrassment, and before I could take two steps, I fell to the ground again.
This time I didn't get up immediately, but lay on the ground and looked around, as if there was still nothing around, but I felt a little chill on both sides of my neck.
Suddenly, two snow-white tube-like arms reached out from behind to the sides of my neck, and the sound of a woman's laughter sounded in my ears.
Oh my God! The female ghost was lying on my back.
That feeling, like being put on the back by an octopus, and like being entangled by a white snake from the back, how terrible and terrifying, how terrifying and terrifying.
I was so frightened that I rolled on the ground a few times, hoping to throw the female ghost off my back.
But those two white hands were still around my neck, and the laughter in my ears never stopped.
Not to mention that labor and management have been afraid of ghosts since childhood, they are the masters who are not afraid of ghosts, and when they encounter the current situation, I am afraid that they will be scared half to death.
"Second master," I cried out, "Helpβlifeβyahβ"
The female ghost was still eating and laughing, but I couldn't see her shadow, and I got goosebumps all over my body.
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