Chapter 18: Jokes
"Woman?" Liu Wuya said in surprise, as if he suspected that he had misheard. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The old man stood beside him, nodding at Liu Wuya constantly, looking meaningful.
Liu Wuya was a little speechless, in his heart, he couldn't imagine that Uncle Heifeng would like beauty, besides, he is so old, even if he likes beauty, his body probably won't allow it.
The old man smiled and said: "What? I don't believe it, let me tell you, this old saying is good, since ancient times, heroes have been sad to pass the beauty pass, don't look at Hei Feng, his old man usually looks cold, in fact, he is a perverted old man in his heart, and he is not serious." ”
Liu Wuya suddenly felt that his life had suddenly lost color, but he didn't expect that the Uncle Black Wind he had always admired was essentially this kind of person.
But no matter what, as long as he can be made to agree to take him as an apprentice, what does a woman count, if one is not enough, find him two, and if two is not enough, find three.
Liu Wuya blinked firmly and said, "Since that's the case, I'll go find a few for him." ”
When he finished speaking, he was about to leave, but the old man suddenly stopped him, "Don't hurry to leave, I haven't finished yet." ”
"If there is anything else to say, I only have this jar of wine, and if I ask for more, I really can't get it. ”
"It's not that I'm asking you for wine, this jar of wine is enough, I want to remind you that although Heifeng likes women, he can pick it, if you really find a few women casually, he will inevitably turn his face with you at that time." ”
"Pick? He can't see it, how can he pick?" Liu Wuya wondered.
"Don't look at his eyes, but his nose is very good, he only needs to smell his nose to know what this woman looks like?"
"And such a thing?" Liu Wuya really opened his eyes, he didn't expect this Black Wind Master Uncle to be so difficult to serve. "And what kind of woman does he like?"
"You remember, the falling snow in Chunxianglou, the mufeng in Yanyuxuan, and the Huaiqiu in Wanlingfang, these three women, as long as you can find one of them, no matter what, you will succeed!"
"How can you be so sure?" asked Liu Wuya, puzzled.
The old man lowered his voice and said, "Because every time Lord Black Wind gets drunk, he keeps chanting the names of these women, and I have also specially investigated, these first two women are Hongchen women from Fireworks Willow Lane. ”
"And what about the third one?"
"I only know that this third one is in Wanlingfang, and I guess that nine times out of ten it is not an ice clear jade woman!"
Liu Wuya has never heard of these places, this Purple Mountain Prefecture is very big, it is not easy to find these places, I don't know if the time is too late.
"Where are these places you are talking about?" asked Liu Wuya for insurance.
"Of course it's outside the county palace, how can this land of fireworks and willow alleys be in the county palace, don't think about it, okay, I've said everything I should say, it's up to you whether it succeeds or not, however, I also need to remind you that these women are not simple, each of them is a peerless beauty, and you can't move them if you don't spend some money. ”
After the old man finished speaking, he left on his own, smacking his lips as he went, and humming a little tune, looking very happy.
Liu Wuya left the sword-casting room and returned to the dormitory, the time is not too early now, as for those women, they will go out of the palace tomorrow to find it, but after thinking about it, the old man said that it would cost a lot of silver, and for him now, it is even more difficult to come up with a large sum of silver than to ascend to the sky.
The spirit grass he ate when he was injured was still bought by his sister who sold her jewelry.
"Hey, where are you going to get so much silver?" Liu Wuya lay on the bed, thinking in his head.
At this moment, he suddenly stood up from the bed with a spirit, as if he had thought of something.
"Damn, how can this be the time to think about money. He got out of bed and lit the oil lamp.
It turned out that in his mind, he suddenly thought of the Wind Ghost Killing move that Uncle Black Wind performed tonight, since he opened the Netherworld to the present, no matter how fast the speed is, it can be slowed down in his eyes, so Uncle Black Wind's moves are all in his eyes, and more importantly, coupled with his unforgettable skills, all the moves are now clearly imprinted in his mind.
At this time, Liu Wuya relied on his own memory, sorted out all the moves he saw, and then began to cultivate, although today's moves are unpredictable and complicated, but fortunately, he is relatively smart, coupled with the opening of the Netherworld, it seems that he has a kind of intelligence that is above others.
It only took more than an hour to learn all the moves, although the speed was still not as good as Uncle Black Wind, but compared to the previous two days, there was still a great improvement.
Now he can only rely on rote memorization to master the footwork he knows, as for how many different footwork there are in this wind ghost killing, he still doesn't know anything, but he can obviously feel that the longer the distance he moves, the faster the speed of physical exertion, with his current ability, he can move a distance of dozens of meters at most, if he wants more, his physical strength is obviously unable to keep up.
This is definitely a bad omen for him, which means that once it is the day of the battle, if he wants to avoid the constant attacks of the sixth prince, he must have a steady stream of physical strength.
It seems that the mystery of this Wind Ghost Killing is endless, and if you want to learn it completely, you still have to find a way to let Uncle Black Wind accept you as an apprentice.
After thinking about it, Liu Wuya still decided to go to bed first, and leave the county palace early tomorrow morning, as long as he found a way to find one of the women.
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Yuhan Palace, the sky has brightened, and the cold has not subsided.
"County Lord, tomorrow is the day when Gongzi Liu will make an appointment with the sixth prince, do you want to visit Gongzi Liu first. Tian Ru stood behind the county lord, wearing a green robe to set off her cuteness and moving.
"No, today is my retreat day, I don't want to be disturbed by other things, besides, the battle between these two people is not a big deal in itself, just make sure that both of them are safe. The Seven County Lord walked in front and said with a grim face, today is his retreat day, and she is walking towards the secret room in the back garden of the county palace.
Tian Ru behind him was holding a bamboo basket in his hand, which contained some elixirs made from spiritual grass.
"Then when will you be able to get out? Tomorrow will be the day of the battle, if you are not there by then, I am worried that the sixth prince will do something unfavorable to Liu Gongzi." ”
"Don't worry, my retreat this time is just to consolidate the foundation of the fourth layer of meridians, it won't take too long, if everything goes well, I can get out tonight, and I can come out tomorrow morning at the latest, don't worry, I will definitely appear when the time comes." The Lord of the Seven Counties said solemnly, "Later, after I retreat, you can go to see Liu Gongzi for me, and tell him not to take this matter too seriously, even if he loses, there is nothing to be ashamed of, his meridians have not been opened, and it will be difficult to win this competition, so let him not put too much pressure on himself." ”
"Yes, Lord Shire. Tian Ru responded, "But this Liu Gongzi is also a blessing from his previous life, and in the entire Purple Mountain Prefecture, you are the only one who cares about him so much." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, be careful and wait for me to get out of the customs and punish you for thinking about it. The Lord of the Seven Counties said shyly, indeed, he grew up with Liu Wuya since childhood, although Liu Wuya has no talent for practicing martial arts, but her relationship with him will not be severed because of this.
"I've thought about it... I've thought about it, and I've thought about it every time, but you're ruthless once, let me taste what it's like to think about it. ”
"Why, do you still have an opinion, I am kind enough not to punish you, but you are such a cheap bone now, I see that you are becoming more and more similar to Liu Wuya's kid. ”
"Look at it, look at it, you're still talking about me here, you are not happy every time I mention Liu Gongzi, don't you always mention him. Tian Ru said shyly.
"Besides, I'm really going to beat you. The Seven County Lord reached out and snatched the bamboo basket from Tian Ru's hand, "Okay, you go back, I'll go in retreat and cultivate, don't forget what I told you." ”
"What's the matter?" Tian Ru asked deliberately, knowing that the county lord had asked her to visit Liu Gongzi instead of her, she asked deliberately.
The seven county lords just wanted to speak, but suddenly realized that they had almost fallen into her trap again, their faces turned red, and they said: "You girl, you don't fight for three days, you go to the house to uncover the tiles, and you don't look like it anymore, you dare to even make jokes about the county lord, be careful that I replace you." ”
"If you change it, I know that the county lord can't bear me. Tian Ru said with a smile like a flower.
"Okay, don't be poor here, go back quickly, it's cold, you pay attention. ”
"Yes, Lord Shire. After Tian Ru finished speaking, he watched the Seven County Lords walk into the secret room before turning around and leaving.