168, retribution 10
Since Xin Po debuted as a matchmaker, it is the first time that she has returned. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 Even when she first debuted, she didn't suffer this setback.
I remember that the first matchmaker she did was a flawed marriage. At that time, there were two large families with a marriageable youth. The two families are also a good match, but the fly in the ointment is that there is a young lady's family, the young lady's mouth is a rabbit lip, and Juxian County calls such a person with shortcomings Huozi.
Juxian County called people Huozi, there are real Huozi and symbolic Huozi. The real hole is the rabbit lip.
Symbolically, Huozi refers to a person who cannot speak. There is such a joke in Ju County, about a child, very can't speak, especially someone to do a happy event, like this occasion, is to say auspicious words and festive words. He always said something about being a widow, being a widow and being lonely, when someone gave birth to a child and drank full moon wine, what did he say about a dead child or something. The young man's parents were also very anxious, and taught the young man many times, but the effect was not obvious.
Once the young man's father was so angry that he beat the young man with a flat pole. The young man said that he would remember it for a long time, and he would never make such a low-level mistake again.
Not long after, another family added a child to drink full moon wine, the young man's parents originally did not want the young man to go, but they could not stand the young man's bitter pleading, the young man's parents thought, how many times did not let their children go, he secretly ran away. Second, you can also see if he has a long memory. The third and most important reason is this. At that time, material conditions were limited. Which family does such a big thing as 46, (about what is 46 has been introduced in the previous article, you can refer to the corresponding chapter above to understand) life will be very good. And the young man is at the age stage of eating, and if he doesn't arrange a foodie to go, it seems that he will suffer a loss if he catches up with such a favor.
From the moment the young man entered the door, the owner of the office was very nervous, for fear that he would say something unlucky.
The young man was fine, he didn't speak when he entered the door, he just ate and drank. The host breathed a sigh of relief.
The young man was full of food and drink and was leaving, and the host was completely relieved.
The young man wiped his mouth and said, "I didn't say anything today, and if this baby died, no wonder I ......."
What Xin Po wants to be jade is that the woman has a daughter with an open mouth, which is a real open mouth.
The man is also flawed and is a lame.
It is precisely because the children of both parties are defective that they put forward a requirement to Xin Po, both men and women must go through the blind date link.
Xin Po thought about it, and finally arranged the blind date on the day, the young man was in the distance to do a horse riding Perth, and the woman posed a flower sniffing pose.
Both men and women glanced at each other and were very satisfied.
In the end, the man and woman successfully got married, although they accused each other of deceiving themselves, but when they thought that they also had deceitful behavior, they gave up.
To say that a practice like Xin Po should be said to have done a good deed.
But today's ending makes Xin Po feel that she can't get off the stage, after all, she is now a famous matchmaker.
Xin Po searched for dry intestines, looking for excuses to cover up her incompetence, or to find a way to get things done.
Dear book friends, there are two kinds of matchmakers in Ju County: professional and part-time. The part-time is just a whim, or the fate is at hand, so I take the sheep by the hand, pinch into a pair, and watch a pair of young men and women get married, and I am very happy, as for whether I can get paid when talking about the matchmaker, it depends on the attitude of the man's family. Real people will send a few catties of pastries and sugar cubes to the matchmaker, and they will also send baskets of oil buns and a few envelopes of fruits during the New Year's holidays. The cunning person may say something like thank you in his mouth, and weigh a few dollars of cheap fruit candy to the matchmaker's child. However, as a part-time matchmaker, you generally don't care.
The professional matchmaker is different. They are absolutely paid. On weekdays, they are also housewives, and like other women, they work in the fields, do household chores at home, and feed pigs and chickens. But their minds think differently, and the matchmaker's brains are all high-speed information machines. Standing there by herself, straightening her waist, and feeling the sweat, she had already gathered the information she needed: there were a few boys and girls in the nearby village, that one looked ugly, that one looked handsome, that one was a tiled house, that one was a thatched house, who had a cow, who had a carriage...... It's all in her mind.
Even the hobbies, social connections, and proficiency of the young men and women in farm work were in her hands.
If she squatted at the gate in the morning with a rice bowl to eat, she saw a young man from the village rushing to the market and landing on the road at the door. She immediately thought about how she could find a match for this young man, and say that he was a matchmaker. This guy's family members, relatives' background, economic strength, etc. will quickly give her a sober position in her mind: this guy's family is rich, his appearance is ordinary, and his parents are real. Within a radius of a few miles, which girl is suitable to say to her? From the former big girl in Huzhuang to Hei Ni in Zhangwan, she can go through these dozens of girls one by one to screen and combine. Maybe a bowl of corn and sweet potato porridge was not finished, and she had already found a partner for this young man. Put down the dishes, wash her face, freshen up and dress up, and she went out.
Matchmakers are very well-known in rural areas. You don't know the chief of the body at the time, but you must know the matchmaker. Especially if you have a few boys in your family, then you have to have extreme respect for the matchmaker from the time the child first grows up. The degree of admiration for him must not be lower than the enthusiasm index for county officials.
Seeing the matchmaker coming towards her house from a distance, the young man's mother cracked her mouth and smiled, and hurriedly greeted her and said, "I said what was the matter this morning? The magpie on the tree is always calling, dare to love that there is a distinguished guest coming today, hurry, hurry, come into the house!"
As soon as the matchmaker entered the hall, she was not polite, and sat down on the bench, feeling the same as her own home. Why? Because she has the confidence! Think about it, I'm sending a daughter-in-law to your family, and it's good that your family doesn't treat me as a god. As soon as the matchmaker sat down, the mother had already poured a teapot full of sugar water and handed it over with both hands. The matchmaker took it, drank violently, put down the jar and said with a smile: "Old sister-in-law, I have a good news for you!"
Of course, the matchmaker's eloquence is absolutely outstanding, and any matchmaker has the ability to turn straw into gold bars. Of course, the good can also be said to be bad, and the ugly can also be said to be beautiful. Anyway, in the mouth of the matchmaker, it is possible to spit out anything, even ivory.
But today's Xin Po searched for dry intestines and there was still no concrete image, and at this moment she saw a thing in the distance, and her heart couldn't help but light up.