Now, it's time to say goodbye to my 25-year career as a chick.

I looked at Yu Shiyi and nodded firmly: "Come on." ”

Yu Shiyi gave me a serious look, and suddenly flipped over and lay aside like a deflated balloon. I was confused, and I asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

He replied to me bitterly: "Looking at your heroic and righteous expression on your face, I really can't do it." ”

I was very helpful and reminded him, "I haven't gotten up yet, do you want to try again?" ”

Yu Shiyi looked at me like a nervous person: "Now even if you threaten me with a knife and castrate me if I don't touch you, I will never touch your little belly pocket with symbolic meaning." ”

Could there be a greater insult in the world than this?!

I wanted to reason with him angrily, but the drunkenness mixed with sleepiness, and the fatigue of the day suddenly came to my heart. As soon as my body relaxed, I fell asleep in a daze.

I just fell asleep in a daze for a while, and suddenly, I saw the door of this love room being pushed open by a person, and Wan Qiqinglang, a big acquaintance, walked over. He was wearing a plain plum blossom brocade that was always on his body, and his body was covered with blood, and the blood was dripping little by little, like a plum blossom blooming on the trunk of a tree. I suddenly remembered the dream of the last thunderstorm night, and it was also Wan Qi Qinglang who tried to hunt me down, this time, is it another nightmare?

I wanted to wake up Yu Shiyi beside me, but I found that I couldn't move, so I could only lie here and sit and wait for death, and I saw Wan Qi Qinglang getting closer and closer, until he walked in front of me. He bent down, lowered his head, and looked at my face carefully. I saw something cut through the corners of his eyes, and his handsome face was very hideous, and I was scared, but I could only stand still and wait for his next move.

Wan Qi Qinglang asked me softly in my ear: "Haisha, why aren't you dead yet?"

My eyes widened in horror as I heard his next words: "Now, then, I'll send you to your death." ”

Wan Qiqing's hands gripped my throat tightly, getting tighter and tighter, I felt difficult to breathe, and my eyes began to blacken.

I knew it was a dream, but the painful feeling wasn't half diminished by the fact that it was a dream. I couldn't even struggle, and I was about to witness my death.

Wan Qiqing's hand is getting tighter and tighter, and the strange thing is that my hand is also feeling like a cramp, I feel that my neck is about to be broken like this, my consciousness is becoming more and more blurred, and my mind seems to be watching a movie, there are in the previous life, and there are in this life. I saw my dad happily playing chess with me, my mom bringing freshly fried dishes to the table, grandpa giving me New Year's money, and managers and supervisors scolding me for some reason. I saw the emperor's brother, Yu Shiyi, Lao Wang and the lively girl, and even Aunt Wang walking towards me with a bowl of freshly cooked chili sauce......

Is it really going to die this time......

Suddenly!

There was a force that pushed Wan Qi Qinglang away and hugged me tightly: "Yun Mei'er, Yun Mei'er, wake up, wake up!"

I woke up from the chaos.

As soon as his eyes opened, he saw Yu Shiyi's anxious face: "Are you awake?"

I weakly reached out to stop him: "Don't shake me, dizzy." ”

"You're still dizzy! You're still dizzy! Tell me about you, are you stupid! Ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, up and down for 5,000 years, there are still people who pinch themselves and strangle themselves to death while sleeping?

Yu Shiyi was so angry with me that he couldn't speak, and kept repeating in the end: "Wonderful! Wonderful!" I hurriedly asked him: "I strangled myself?"

"That's right!" Yu Shiyi took a bronze mirror from the dresser barefoot: "I was awakened by your moaning, and I saw that you reached out and pinched your neck, and your hands were as ruthless as if it was me, and you almost strangled yourself to death! People say that the most poisonous thing is a woman's heart, and you are ruthless to poison yourself! You say, can I save an ignorant girl?"

So...... Actually, I'm pinching myself......

Can I understand that Wan Qi Qinglang sneaked into my dreams and induced me to strangle myself?

It's not scientific...... I looked at Yu Shiyi blankly: "I dreamed of Wan Qi Qinglang again." ”

Yu Shiyi sighed twice: "Don't tell me when you dream of your ex-boyfriend in the future, how bad it is for me to hear any fragrant stories, it's your engaged father-in-law." ”

"It's not...... I dreamed that he was going to strangle me. I straightened up half of my body and looked at Yu Shiyi's eyes seriously: "He was covered in blood, and his eyes were also scratched." He asked me, Haisha, why don't you die yet. Then he started pinching me and I felt ...... I feel like I'm going to be strangled......"

After hearing this, Yu Shiyi's reaction was never within the scope of my imagination. He was angry.

The angry point actually was: "His grandmother's, as soon as Lao Tzu got to the second base, he came over to make trouble in his dream, is he sincere!"

Second base, you're big!

For such superficial men, I naturally cast deep contempt. After despising it, I still had to sleep, and I still had to get up in bed, so I asked Yu Shiyi: "What time is it?"

"It's not dawn anyway. He lazily replied to me.

In the room, you can clearly hear that although there is no such a big thunderstorm as last night, the light rain outside is still non-stop, and it is still gloomy and gloomy outside through the window, and the sky is also pitch black. I found another question: "Why are you sleeping in my bed?"

"Your bed? Think about it, how did you get drunk after you drank a little wine yesterday? You even sang about breaking into the docks!"

I thought about it carefully, and I didn't seem to be very impressed: "Is it good to sing?"

Yu Shiyi looked at me like a madman. He refused to answer. I had to comfort myself that sleeping in one bed would be fine, and I didn't lose my body anyway - "Yu Shiyi, why am I only wearing a belly pocket!"

Yu Shiyi glanced down: "Oh, I took it off." ”

"What have you done to me? I'm in modern society, can I go to junior high school at this age? Are you still human?"

I'm angry and I'm going to express it.

But the beast is like Yu Eleven, and he gags my mouth in a simpler and more brutal way.

Me: "Who's going to take this kissing maniac?!"

"How do you feel?" Yu Shiyi asked me for a long time.

I must answer truthfully: "...... Not bad. ”

Yu Shiyi's kiss fell again, and I reluctantly mobilized my remaining reason while accepting it: What happened last night?

Yu Shiyi seemed to know what I was thinking, and he straightened my head with both hands: "Concentrate." ”

Me: "Yu Shiyi, you still kicked your nose in the face, right?"