0045 Master of Terror
Where there is oppression, there is resistance! Since ancient times, there has been no first literati, and where there are literati, there are rivers and lakes, and stories of peace and war have been constantly staged. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The iron sheet on his body had been lifted when everyone had passed through the hundredfold gravity chamber. Of course, the limit of the gravity chamber that has now been re-strengthened has been raised to two hundred times, which is just as powerful.
It's just that everyone is the best among the students from all over the world, and they are arrogant, even if they have to succumb to the master's force on the surface, they are always angry in their hearts, so they think about how to cut the master's face, and also embarrass him, and by the way, save some face.
Since martial arts are not good, then play literature, this is the specialty of this group of geniuses, everyone has to play with four or five teachers in the family, and play with the black history of two or three masters, naturally it is easy to know.
However, when the day came, they realized how ridiculous their ideas were. The two sides are not opponents of a magnitude at all. In Qin Chong's hometown dialect, that is the Too young, too simple Tucson break!
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"The avenue is invisible, this sentence is very appropriate for us to practice on the road, heaven and earth are endless, everything is learned, it is the old Zhuang Sheng's saying, 'The Tao is in the ants, in the barnyard barnyard tree, in the rubble, in the drowning. Everywhere!'"
"Report Master, the student has questions!"
"Very good, just ask if you don't understand, this is the student's duty, you can say it!"
"According to what Master Shicai said, wouldn't we be able to enlighten ourselves by observing ants, barnyard weeds, rubble, drowning, and so on every day?"
"This is very reasonable, but enlightenment is not enough to rely on observation, but also to practice, it is best to taste it with your own mouth, in order to correctly understand the samadhi, this Xiong Xiaobao classmate has opened an unprecedented initiative, it is really a model for you!"
The master naturally understood the truth that blocking is better than sparseness, smiled slightly, and said: "The Tao is always there, and it is not changed by external forces. However, it is not clear that there is no reason, if you have any unclear points today, you might as well come together to solve your doubts for the teacher!"
"Don't worry about anything, as a teacher, you won't be guilty of words into people!"
This is the rhythm of the horse coming over, a great joy from the heart of the student, endure you for a long time, do not show your hands, you and I are waiting for the name of the prodigy is called in vain. So everyone jumped and scrambled to be the first.
"Master, there is a couplet in the disciple's hometown, and no one has been able to do it so far, it is a one-word couplet, and the word 'ink' is on it, and it is solved. β
"This matter is easy to hear, and the next link is to 'Spring'"
Black clay versus white water, perfect. Don't be too pediatric.
"Master, there is also a couplet in the disciple's hometown, which is called absolute, and the upper couplet is 'smoke lock pond willow'"
Don't underestimate these five words, these five words are compiled in five lines, respectively, "fire, gold, water, civil engineering", the artistic conception is beautiful, this couplet is out, I don't know how many old scribes vomit blood and retreat, look at this guy's smug look, presumably it has come out.
This is a little bit difficult, the master thought for a while, and then said: "This Gong Hancai must have already come out, you might as well say it and share it with everyone!"
Classmate Gong didn't even dare to say it, and his mouth was humble, but his voice, which was twice as high as ordinary people, had completely betrayed the pride in his heart: "The student is right, it's just a fluke, please give me advice!"
Everyone also nodded, this coupling is extremely difficult, everyone has heard of it, it is not easy for this Gong Hancai classmate to be able to match, although the artistic conception is a lot worse. So everyone looked to the Master.
Sure enough, I saw the master say: "This couplet is extremely difficult, and it can't be perfect for the teacher, so let's take the 'Paozhen Haicheng Tower' as the next couplet, and make up the number." β
One article and one martial arts, one soft and one hard, the order of the five elements is exactly the same, the artistic conception is majestic, and it is a good couple. Compared with Gong Hancai's classmates, I don't know how many miles higher, everyone has to obey.
"Master, there is still a ...... here, student."
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The couplet is too traditional, how can it be difficult to get past the old master who is poor, everyone has been defeated, and those who have the heart to live began to move to the battlefield.
"Master, what Confucius has been striving for all his life is 'the great harmony of the world', but the world has changed over time, and when there are disputes today, it often makes students wonder, is this 'great harmony of the world' outdated?"
The questions raised by this Qi Si classmate are profound, and Kong Sheng's thinking is indeed outdated. β
This kind of metaphysical question is the most debated in the academic circles, and this Qi Si classmate has any doubts, but he just read two magazines with a hundred schools of thought, and he doesn't know how to pretend to understand, so he pretends to be profound, and uses this kind of hotly debated topic to make things difficult for the master.
Originally, everyone thought that the master would be furious, but they didn't expect the master to admit it in one bite, but to everyone's surprise, they all thought that they had caught the master.
"According to the time-shifting view of this Qi Si classmate, it is clear that Kong Sheng's view is really outdated, and not only that, but all the theories of today are outdated, because when the second after he takes shape, it is no longer the theory of the 'now'. β
This obviously misinterprets the original intention of the sage, and regards the sage's theory, words and deeds as an immutable dogma through the ages, but as everyone knows, the sage's theory is the specific elaboration of the Tao, which is with the Tao, and is also constant in heaven and advancing with the times. β
"What the sage said is the way forward for us, not the way to solve specific problems, and this is the most confusing point for everyone, so remember it!"
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The theory is that this thing is too mysterious, and the master eats more salt than you eat rice.
"Master, when someone in my hometown was dying, he wrote a will to his pregnant wife: if he gives birth to a son, he will give 20% of the 30% of the inheritance to the son and the mother 10%, and if he gives birth to a daughter, 10% of the 30% of the inheritance will be given to the daughter and the mother will receive 20%. As a result, his wife gave birth to a dragon and phoenix fetus, how to distribute it to be close to the requirements of the will?"
"The family property is divided into seven parts, four for children, two for wives and one for daughters. β
"There were two pieces of land, the big one was twice as big as the small one, and all the people were mowing grass in the morning on the big meadow. In the afternoon, half of them remained in the large meadow, and by the evening the grass had been cut. The other half went to cut the grass in the small meadow, and by the evening there was still a piece left, which was cut by a lawnmower in another day. How many lawn mowers are there?"
"Eight!"
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Disappointingly, all the tricks are just copies of the previous ones, so some students began to play tricks.
"Master, I would like to ask you to answer a question!"
"Yes, let's talk about it!"
"Eggs from strips?"
"The hen is also raw. β
"Where do such chickens come from?"
"Boy, that's the second question, sit down!"
Another student came onto the field, took out a basket covered with cloth, and asked in a loud voice, "Master, what is it here?"
The Master replied, "It's stuffing." β
The student retorted: "It's not east and west, but north and south!"
The master said: "According to the direction, the south belongs to fire, and the bamboo basket cannot be set on fire; So it can only be put things. The east is gold, the west is wood, and you can put gold wood. β
If so, the students can be said to have lost their armor.
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At this time, only Tang Shaoqing, Qin Chong, and Zhu Zhengyi were left without asking questions.
So everyone's eyes focused on Tang Shaoqing and Qin Chong, and as for Zhu Zhengyi, everyone habitually ignored it.
Qin Chong shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands, shook his head with a smile, what are you kidding, the master himself is a saint, this is really a saint who is learning in front of the door, and his brain is dead!
Tang Shaoqing, who didn't know what was going on, had to fight in the eyes of everyone's expectation.
"Master, the student has a question in his heart for a long time, and he can't figure it out, so I implore the master to teach me!"
"Come. β
"Those who are honest and pure, who do not deceive others or deceive their hearts, can they be moral gentlemen?"
"Yes!"
"Then we are in battle against the enemy, full of cunning, not to deceive others!"
"The two armies are fighting, each has its own tricks, it is virtuous to bully the enemy, and it is wrong to bully the enemy!"
"However, the army is encircled by the enemy, and the generals are to boost the hearts of the army, and say, 'Don't worry, the reinforcements are coming, and we will kill the generals with all our might' This is not a deception!"
"This extraordinary time is an extraordinary law, and it is not possible to do it in ordinary times. β
"However, in normal times, if a child is sick and does not take the medicine, then the father Yun 'This is not medicine, sugar ear' so the child is taking medicine, this is not a deception. β
"It's not for deception, it's for the love of the ear. β
"In this way, not to deceive is not necessarily right, and bullying is not necessarily wrong, that is, virtue cannot be based on whether to deceive others or not, then what is the basis, please teach me!"
"This question is well said, and the above example illustrates a problem, that is, 'Those who don't know virtue can't do virtue and exercise, and only by knowing virtue can they do virtue and exercise!'"
Tang Shaoqing bowed deeply: "Elder words, don't dare to forget!"
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Seeing that the last hope was shattered, everyone had to praise in unison: "Master is a scholar, I can't wait!"
But the master frowned and said, "I'm ashamed to say that I'm actually more ignorant than you!"
When everyone was puzzled, the Master drew two circles on the blackboard with chalk, one large and one small, and said, "This big circle represents my knowledge, this small circle represents your knowledge, and the places outside this circle represent things that you and I don't know." β
"Judging from the comparison between the two sides, I have more knowledge than yours. But the outer length (circumference) of this great circle is much longer than that of the small circle, and as a result, I am exposed to a greater range of ignorance than yours. So I'm much more ignorant than you are!"
Everyone suddenly realized that the more they learned, the more they knew the unknown, and Master was telling everyone the truth that learning is endless and that you should not slack off!
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At this moment, Zhu Zhengyi jumped out, salivating and saying, "Master is a scholar and a celestial man, but I don't know how the boy and others can match the master's case?"
Zhu Zhengyi was born to sleep, in the words of this guy: "As soon as I got up in the morning, I had the urge to take a nap." He was the only one who had the guts to doze off in class, so he was always repaired to the fullest.
Everyone is also strange, you say that this guy cries every time he is repaired and calls his mother, and he turns his back and still calls me, this holding is really admirable, so there are good people who ask him for secrets for this purpose, this thing said confidently: "How can I compare a celestial phenomenon with you real students, not to mention that my celestial phenomenon is born as a sleeping god, and there is a reason not to 'learn and learn from time to time'!"
He has endured all the hardships under his master these days, and he is really afraid, and this is a good opportunity to slap the horse's whiskers, how can he let it go.
The most unseemly thing for the master is such an unlearned and unskilled person, who immediately does not fight in one place, and uses a Taoist method, and a pool of deep water comes out in front of him, and then with a move, Zhu Zhengyi appears on the edge of the pool, and the master kicks him his fat buttocks, and Zhu Zhengyi falls into the water like a stone.
Poor Zhu Zhengyi dignified boy from the Northern Plains, an out-and-out landlubber, where he knows the nature of water, he can't help but be shocked and panicked, shouting for help while fluttering and pouring several mouthfuls of cold water one after another, fortunately this small pool is not very deep, Zhu Zhengyi struggled desperately, and there was still a trace of wisdom after sinking to the bottom, and he kicked the ground hard, and the person rushed to the surface again, and finally exhaled and sank again.
After several times, his face turned blue, and then the master took it into the air and asked, "What is your greatest wish in the water?"
"Air, air, of course, breathe air!"
"That's right, you have to use this energy to learn!"
"Now, if you read the list, please get out of the list, the gravity room is one hundred and twenty times the training. Zhao xx, Qian xx, Sun xx, Li xx......"
"Master, I didn't break any rules, did we?"
"If you say yes, don't sin with words!"
"It's that you didn't break any rules, let alone criminalize with words, but the question you just asked was too naΓ―ve, so you should be punished!"
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Only then did everyone realize that the master was still the same master, and the appearance of a pedantic celestial man could not hide the inhuman heart!
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