Chapter 350: The Fortune Teller
"Are you studying Buddhism or studying the Fa? Are you in the wrong business?" Huang Fei Yile pulled Ding Can to sit down, and there were two small benches in front of the monk's fortune-telling booth, which were specially placed for guests to sit on.
"As the saying goes, the Dharma is boundless, and since you recite the Buddha, of course, you must also learn the Dharma. "The monk's speech is very clever, and there is a reason for one mouth.
That's what this sentence means, teachable. Huang Fei arched his fist, and heard from the mouth of a monk that the explanation of the boundless Buddhism was like this, and he was also convinced.
"Handsome guy, a living person wants to live his true life, and it's always false and bad. Although the society is very realistic, we still have to have our own persistence. The monk pretended to scratch his beard, and then quickly hid his hand behind him.
Huang Fei's eyes were very sharp, he had seen it, but he didn't debunk it.
"I have two questions, I don't know if you can explain them to me. Huang Fei smiled and asked.
"Please. The monk nodded and agreed.
"Don't you all call people to benefactors? This beautiful woman and handsome guy doesn't seem to be suitable for you to use. Huang Fei asked the first question, and he is not a stall to sell things, how can he have a mouth called a beautiful woman and a handsome guy?
"Society is developing, human beings want to progress, what is it called, it is just a title, why should you take it so seriously? Although I am a monk, I also have the right to pursue the trend, right?" Huang Fei just asked a question, and the monk immediately replied to the two of them.
Although it was pure nonsense, Huang Fei couldn't find a reason to refute him, so he had to nod and ask the second question: "I recruited you to provoke you, saying that I am false?"
"Isn't it? Although you say that you have been taught, you must be scolding me in your heart for being a fool and having different hearts, isn't this false?" The monk was very accustomed to answering questions with rhetorical questions, and suddenly stopped Huang Fei again.
"Listen to what you mean, be honest, right, then tell me what is going on with your beard?" Huang Fei smiled, no longer dwelling on this issue with him.
"I'm sorry, this is the third question, and I have the right to refuse to answer it. The monk was stunned for a moment, but immediately shook the fan again and said triumphantly.
Huang Fei was completely speechless this time, yes, he said that he had two questions to ask.
"Actually, you don't have to be so serious, otherwise you will be very tired to live. The monk rubbed his hand on his pants and said meaningfully.
"Master, I would like to ask you to help me do the math. Ding Can, who had been listening to the two arguing, suddenly spoke.
"Beauty, what can I do?" said the monk with a smile on his face.
A monk talks to himself like this, Ding Can is really uncomfortable, but fortunately, she is here to tell fortunes, unlike Huang Fei who came to fight with someone.
"Master, I want to calculate marriage. Ding Can glanced at Huang Fei, and then said.
"Marriage, since ancient times, only those who can get married in the end can be called fate, show me your hand. The monk nodded and wanted to show Ding Can palmistry.
Male left and female right, Ding Can stretched out his right hand, and the monk held Ding Can's hand with the fan in his hand and looked at it carefully.
"Will you see it? Tell you, I'm not going to give you money. Huang Fei said on the side.
"I don't want money. The monk shook his head and motioned for Ding Can to withdraw his hand.
"Master, how is it?" Ding Can asked anxiously.
"Do you think it's better to be kind or ruthless when people live?" the monk did not return to the original question, but asked her a question.
"This... Ding Can thought about it, but still replied: "Of course, you still have to be kind, people's hearts are kind." ”
"Yes, people are good. The monk nodded and smiled.
"Master, how did you see my marriage?" Ding Can was most concerned about this issue.
"I'm sorry beauty, although I have seen it, but I feel that I can't say, so I can only tell you that I don't know. The monk shook his head and said a bunch of nonsense.
"Aren't you talking nonsense? I can see it, and I feel that I can't say it, so what else are you looking at?" Huang Fei was not happy.
"Handsome guy, don't you scold people, okay?" The monk also has self-esteem.
"Swearing, I'm still thinking about hitting someone. Huang Fei said as he suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed the monk's beard, and pulled it down, but the monk's head was also dragged by him.
"Really?" Huang Fei let go of his hand and looked at the monk with some confusion. Just now, when he saw the monk grabbing his beard, he just brushed it, and several of it fell off, and he thought that the beard was fake and glued on.
"Of course it's true, I don't have to lie about this kind of thing. The monk said very aggrievedly.
"But I just saw your beard fall off. Huang Fei still couldn't understand it.
"Alas, now that the environmental pollution is so serious, I have also begun to lose my hair, and I have no hair again, so I have to lose my beard. The monk gave an explanation.
"Is this okay?" Huang Fei felt that this monk was really capable of talking.
"Master, just tell me, why don't you say it?" Ding Can only wanted to know this.
"No, beauty, you really don't need to know, it's useless if you know, it's better not to know, it's all a fixed number, and there is no way to change it. The monk shook his head, but still didn't say anything.
"Don't ask him, I think he's a liar, and he can't say anything before he makes excuses to fool you. Huang Fei pulled Ding Can on the side and prepared to leave.
"Don't pull me. Ding Can shook off Huang Fei's hand and stared at the monk with a pair of eyes: "Master, you should tell me." ”
Ding Can's attitude changed suddenly, and Huang Fei was a little at a loss all of a sudden.
In fact, Ding Can didn't really want to be angry with Huang Fei on purpose, but because she cared too much about Huang Fei, she attached more importance to the previous relationship between the two, and wanted to know the final result of this marriage, but the monk's words always gave people a very bad feeling, so in a hurry, she was a little excited.
"You tell her, don't say I'm going to smash your stall and pick your beard today, so that you can go down later. Huang Fei suddenly stood up and pointed at the monk and said.
"Why bother? We have no grievances, why are you doing this to me. The monk said with a sad face.
"Why do you say? How can you fool people so much? Everyone else is asking for money, you say you don't want money, what do you want? Do you want to toss people?" Huang Fei said angrily, knowing that he should have insisted on it from the beginning and not let Ding Can come over, now it's okay, it's a big trouble.
"I... I have something hard to say. The monk said in embarrassment.
"I really want to beat you, you say that you are a liar, you deceive people and deceive people a little more happily, it can be regarded as your accumulation of virtue, you deceive people so uncomfortable, are you not afraid of retribution in the future?" Huang Fei was so angry that he crossed his waist with his hands and shook his head back and forth.
"I'm not a liar. The monk made a statement for himself.
"You're not a liar, so why don't you say it? Then you give me the math, don't say that she can always say it, you can say me, but I can tell you, if you fool me, I will clean you up, and do what I say. Huang Fei let out the words, and then stretched out his hand in front of the monk and let him see.
The monk just glanced at it. His face changed suddenly, and he looked at Huang Fei with some horror and kept shaking his head.
"What's the matter? Huang Fei sneered, had already rolled up his sleeves, and was ready to beat someone.
"I'll still say her, the monk pointed at Ding Can, not daring to say Huang Fei.
"What, I'm afraid I'll beat you up if I say the wrong thing, now that I know I'm scared, what did I do earlier?" Huang Fei was really speechless to the monk.
"I'm not lying, I really know. The monk didn't want to be misunderstood, so he hurriedly explained.
"Then you say, if you say something wrong, I'll punch you, and if you look at my fist, it can break your bones in one fell swoop. Huang Fei waved his fist in front of the monk, put his mouth to his ear and whispered: "If you dare to make her unhappy, then I will keep beating you until she is happy, you can do it yourself." ”
Huang Fei stood aside after finishing speaking, waiting to see the monk's performance.
"I can't lie. The monk said very entangledly.
"Hurry up. Huang Fei raised his fist.
"You two are in a relationship, aren't you?" said the monk.
"Nonsense, this blind man can see it. Huang Fei glared at the monk.
"Beautiful women are older than handsome guys. The monk said again.
Huang Fei's eyelids jumped and he stopped talking.
"The beauty only has a mother, the handsome guy has never seen his parents, the beauty has been working in the company, the middle leader, the handsome guy used to be a soldier, and now he also works with the boss, and there is more than one boss. The monk's last sentence was very heavy.
"What are you doing?" Huang Fei grabbed the monk's clothes and yelled at him.
"I'm just a monk, I don't have any other identity. The monk quickly shook his head.
"You let him go. Ding Can grabbed Huang Fei's arm and shook it vigorously.
Huang Fei looked at Ding Can, and finally let go of his hand.
"Master, will the two of us be together?" Ding Can asked apologetically as he helped the monk tidy up his clothes that had been messed up by Huang Fei.
"You'll be together until the end, but you're not going to get married. The first half of the monk's sentence made Ding Can very happy, but the second half of the sentence made her heart sink.
"Why can't you get married?" Ding Can couldn't help but ask.
"There are many reasons, but this does not affect your relationship, you know, the only person who can go to the end with you is him. The monk thought for a moment and said very tactfully.
"Thank you. Ding Can also knew that it would be meaningless to ask any more, so he took out a few pieces of money from his bag and handed them to the monk.
"Beauty, as I said, I don't want money. The monk shook his head and pushed the money back.
"You're right. Huang Fei nodded: "Come and calculate it for me." ”
"I don't dare. The monk shook his head.
"Don't worry, I won't hit you. Huang Fei assured the monk.
"You're not someone I can afford to mess with, so forget it. The monk had a bitter face, looking very embarrassed.
"Okay, what's your name?" Huang Fei nodded and asked again.
"Xingyun Liushui, my name is Shuiyun, and others call me Master Shuiyun. The monk replied honestly.