Chapter 329: Stinky and shameless
"Xiao Junjun is so gentle."
Lou Wen, who came back to his senses, looked down and couldn't help but be embarrassed, took away the chopsticks with a dry smile, and returned the noodles that were almost in close contact with the desktop to Lou's mother, but he didn't want to hear her praise, and his face suddenly smiled.
"That's it, he's just a little indifferent, he doesn't like to talk a little, otherwise it's all great." Lou Wen happily served noodles for him, thinking that this was honoring his father-in-law, so he was not jealous.
After a pause, he also put away his chopsticks, pushed the noodles in front of Lou's father, and then nodded to Lou's mother: "Thank you for the compliment." ”
Lou Wen couldn't help but snort, and put the noodles in front of him: "You are really not modest at all, try my mother's craftsmanship, I tell you, you will fall in love if you eat it once." ”
Then I fell into my mother's craft and couldn't extricate myself, so that I could be the daughter-in-law of their Lou family, hehehe, I was overjoyed when I thought about it.
System Jun took the noodles, continued to mix a few chopsticks, and handed him his bowl when Lou Wen served it for himself, and then took the bowl that had just been served to himself.
Lou Wen couldn't help blushing, ashamed of his thoughts, happily picked up the chopsticks, and snorted and ate sweetly under the watchful eyes of the family.
His cute appearance attracted a faint smile from the system, and then he picked up the bowl, and after tasting it, he felt warm from his mouth to his heart.
"It's delicious." The system thinks, it turns out that this is the taste of mother, it's delicious.
Lou's mother dealt with him with a smile, worry was written on her face, something was wrong, it was really wrong, her son she knew too well.
For his son, the person he likes does the right thing, and he is warm when he is good.
But she had never seen his shy and happy smile on his face, how could she not understand this love for lovers?
Men like men? Forgive her for not being able to accept it.
I know that my mother is shrewd, but she can't restrain her little emotions and actions, and the system Jun is a creator god who doesn't eat fireworks in the world.
Therefore, Lou Wen was very unfilial and attracted his mother's attention on the first night, and thought that he covered it up well, ate and drank enough, let the system Jun wash the dishes, and he chatted with his parents for a day.
But Lou's mother looked tired and yawned: "I'm a little sleepy, where is your room?" I'll see if it's sorted out. ”
Lou Wen helped her get up distressedly, and helped the delicate Lou's mother back to the room with Lou's father, and when he entered the house, he glanced at it and secretly gave the system a thumbs up, yes, everything that should be collected has been cleaned up.
Lou's mother also looked at it, but she was not so easy to fool, first walked to the wardrobe, opened the two doors, and saw the clothes that were neatly folded and hung neatly, and couldn't help but nod.
But when I took a second look, I found that half of the clothes hanging in the wardrobe were my son's size, and the other side should be the one of the system jun.
So Lou's mother's heart was half cold, although her son said that it was a girl who still borrowed it, but she immediately opened the drawer, and the two models of fat were neatly arranged, as well as socks.
When I walked into the bathroom and saw that everything was double, I didn't expect the toothbrush and toothcup towel I received, and my heart was finally cold.
But she didn't say anything, and even praised Lou Wen's diligence, and then drove him out to sort out the souvenirs they brought, and then went to bed early and closed the door.
Lou Wen, who was turned away, looked confused, and thought timidly, wouldn't it, did you see it clearly just now? In that case, it would be too scary.
Yes, it shouldn't be, don't you write it all, and you have to observe it for two or three days to find out? So he's safe for the time being.
Lou Wen, who had figured it out, still felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, but he optimistically chose to believe in his judgment, but he didn't know that he was completely deceiving himself.
Next, he and the system Jun sorted a lot of dried sweet potatoes, dried plum vegetables, bacon and so on brought by his parents, and then found a place to put them away.
The system gentleman, who has never seen such a strange thing, picks up every curious person and takes a look, Lou Wen automatically explains for him, the warmth of home is probably like this, right?
After cleaning up the bed, Lou Wen rejected the request of the system Jun, on the grounds that his parents were there, and if he couldn't straighten his waist tomorrow, or if the waves were too loud, his parents would know about it, and it would definitely be over.
System Jun had no choice but to hold him sullenly and sleep purely, and sleep peacefully.
On the other side, the queen of Huang, who hurriedly left to find true love, smiled happily, and passed by the man in black without noticing, only caring about herself.
So, she made the wrong decision to drive to Lime's house by herself because she wanted to bring her back.
When she saw the lime at the door of the house, the queen's heart finally returned to her chest, and she was wearing a simple and casual lime at home, looking a few years younger, playful and lively.
"Lime, I really didn't mean to lie to you, I really love you too, it's just you, there is no other reason." The queen took a few steps forward to hold Lime's hand, but Lime took a step back.
The queen froze, and her expression froze, I don't know what lime means?
Lime wasn't really interesting, but her family was interesting.
Although she has long accepted that she likes women, when she finally found the woman she liked, and had a showdown with the whole family, indicating that she wanted to be with her, the family had a substantive understanding.
The mother even tugged at the hem of her clothes and asked her weakly, "Xiao Ning, can't you really change?" ”
Lime had heard this question too many times, but she nodded patiently and firmly every time, not giving her family any room to look forward to, and now she broke their last luck with her own hands.
In this regard, she is very sorry, but she does not regret it, true love is hard to find, but she met, although the other party's life experience is a bit bizarre, but, Lou Wen is right, if you don't like it, why bother?
Therefore, she called Queen Huang over with a phone call and arranged for her to meet with her family, which was to decide to live a lifetime together.
But if she knew what was going to happen next, she would definitely choose to beat the queen to the ground first and then throw it out.
Faced with the stunned queen of the phoenix, she just said coldly: "Why are people hiding when they come?" ”
“?”
The queen's doubts were answered in the next few seconds, and she saw Lime's mother and sisters appear next to her, and the whole family stared at him.
The queen stiffly stood in place for them to see, and greeted him with his most natural smile: "Hello, first time we met, my name is the queen of the phoenix." ”
"Is it really called the Queen of the Phoenix? Real name? "The eldest sister was the first to speak, and as soon as she heard the voice, she knew that she was a bold sister, with a hot body, a little more bewitching than lime.
The voice soothed her nervous nerves, and she smiled faintly and nodded: "Yes, under ......"
"Huang Shao, please go home." The abrupt male voice suddenly exploded behind her, and the queen's face changed greatly, and she turned her head sharply, took a big step back, and her movements were done in one go, and she was stunned by the female ticket, except for the lime.
stared at the visitor vigilantly for several seconds, and the memory of the queen of the phoenix stubbornly crawled out, reminding her that this was the bodyguard assigned by the phoenix family to protect her.
The cold sweat of the queen slowly dripped down, and she didn't dare to look back at the lime's expression with a stiff face, she could only feel the cool air behind her constantly attacking, which was strangely cool.
In order to save her life, the queen had to pretend to be puzzled, and after carefully looking at the visitors, she asked them directly: "Who are you?" I don't know you. ”
The bodyguard obviously didn't believe her nonsense, and he didn't explain, but pleaded again: "Huang Shao, please go home." ”
"Huang Shao? Is it the Phoenix family that walks across the black and white? Lime asked coldly, her heart was already so angry that she was about to explode, did this bastard have a word of truth for her?!
The queen's scalp was numb, knowing that his wife was already angry on the top of her head, she turned around and wanted to hug her, by the way, explaining that things were really not what she thought-
However, her exclusive bodyguard had already replied one step ahead of her: "I've seen the young grandmother, it's the Huang family." ”
Then, in front of everyone's eyes, Lime Tie blushed his face, and hit the queen of the phoenix in a heavy circle, so hard that the queen snorted, covered her stomach and fell to the ground, her body shrunk into a ball like a boiled shrimp.
Bodyguard: "......" young master is so pitiful.
Family: "......" son-in-law/brother-in-law is so pitiful.
Whether it hurts so much or not, others don't know, but Lime knows that she is simply happy about her shameless use of bitter meat to sympathize.
The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, so she kicked it again! And then that's it! After! Regret! Finish!
Because this bastard actually screamed, grunted and rolled more than a meter away, and then pitifully stood on the ground, waiting for the bodyguards to help her.
The queen is really joking, cough, Bo sympathy is also there, but the main thing is to make Lime happy, she really thinks so when she happens.
But who knew that it would turn into stealing chickens and rice, but it made Lime so angry that he calmed down, swept his cold eyes and wanted to help her bodyguard, clasped his hands to his chest, and sneered: "Whoever dares to help her today, I will let him go to the hospital." ”
Bodyguard: "......" young master is really pitiful.
Family: The "......" son-in-law/brother-in-law is really pitiful.
Mother Lime finally couldn't stand it anymore, since she saw this future son-in-law, she was overjoyed, just this majestic figure, and neutral onlookers, and neutral dress, took it out and told people that this is my son-in-law, who would recognize it as a girl?
She has always been prepared in advance to be treated differently by relatives, friends, and outsiders because her daughter likes women, and this queen is simply an angel sent by God to save her.
Therefore, she tearfully accused her daughter and defended her son-in-law: "Xiao Ning, how did your mother teach you since you were a child? When you went to learn karate, how did you promise your mother? ”
Lime stared at her eyes in disbelief, looked at the queen who was still pretending to be dead, and then looked at her mother who was settling accounts with her, and felt that this world was simply the opposite!
Shaking and pointing at the queen of the phoenix, Lime was so angry that her lips trembled, and she finally squeezed out a sentence: "Mom, how can you stand on her side!" I'm your daughter! ”
Who knows, Mother Lime actually looked at her with disgust, and then turned around with a snort to help her poor handsome son-in-law, and threw her a sentence in a sneer: "She is my son-in-law!" ”
Now Lime can't wait to go up and kick her feet again! I'm!
What's even more annoying is that as soon as the queen heard this, she immediately got up with a grunt, took out her hands and wiped them on her buttocks twice in anticipation, and then carefully covered Lime's mother's hand: "Mom, do you agree to marry your daughter to me?" Oh, I'm so happy. ”
This shouted that Mother Lime smiled from ear to ear, in this life, it is estimated that she smiled brighter than today on the day of her wedding, hahaha.