Chapter 287: I want to bully you
Tuoba Linglan turned Su Yi's study into a mess, throwing books and everything all over the ground, and in the end, it was not enjoyable enough, and all the good ink in his collection was broken. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
smashed the high-grade inkstone and splashed ink everywhere!
"Ah, alright! finally relieved!" Tuoba Linglan wiped her hands, feeling quite satisfied with her masterpiece, and then touched her stomach.
"Baby, you can listen well, if you meet a bastard guy in the future, don't show mercy, make trouble as much as you want, fight as much as you want, especially those hypocrites, you can't be merciful!"
Tuoba Linglan is facing the belly of the prenatal education, but do you think that such a church will not be too violent?
If it's really a daughter, what if it's too fierce and no one dares to marry it?
No, no, no!
Even if it is a daughter, it is also the pearl of her Tuoba Linglan and Yunyu, who dares not to want their daughter, it is impatient to live!
No, no, no!
This is too rogue and hooligan, parents should take a good start, but they can't let their children be wronged, right?
Tuoba Linglan thought about it in a hurry, and suddenly felt that it seemed too troublesome to raise a daughter.
"Then son! no matter how good the son is, he doesn't have to worry about not being able to get married!" Tuoba Linglan muttered to herself, and couldn't help but enjoy it.
touched his stomach and said, "Baby, you have to be a son, it's better to be more beautiful than your father, so that my mother and I can take you everywhere to show off!"
"Oh, by the way, you must not learn from your father, so stuffy, few women will like you when you go out, you should learn from your mother and mine, and you can eat anywhere!"
Tuoba Linglan was immersed in her parenting scriptures, but suddenly found that a place in this room was a little strange.
There were several paintings hanging on one of the walls of the room, and Tuoba Linglan had just poured ink on each of them, and the ink usually flowed down the paintings and walls, but in one of them, the ink did not flow down.
The ink on the painting seemed to have been swallowed by the wall behind it, and it was clear that the texture of this wall was different from the others.
Tuoba Linglan had seen it in his previous life, this is a kind of soft wall, specially used for some secret doors to play sloppy.
In other words, if there is such a wall in the house, then there must be a secret door!
Tuoba Linglan raised her eyebrows, and a wicked smile slipped across the corners of her mouth.
There must be no entrance to the secret door near the soft wall, so Tuoba Linglan went to Su Yi's bedroom to get a vase, and splashed the walls of the study with the water inside.
Sure enough, there was more than one soft wall in this room, and after eliminating all the impossible walls, the location of the secret door was roughly locked.
Tuoba Linglan fumbled for the mechanism near the location, and the things in this room had almost been dropped by her just now, so it was not difficult to find it.
After a while, Tuoba Linglan found a hidden compartment under the carpet.
After twisting the mechanism to open the secret door, there is a staircase that goes underground.
She walked lightly, and soon saw the firelight, and then heard a strange laugh:
"Hehehe, you save your energy, don't be delusional, you can't have both fish and bear's paws, where in the world can there be such a cheap thing?"
This voice, Tuoba Linglan felt familiar, and poked her head into it a little, and saw that it was really the Holy Lord of the Five Poisons Sect!
Before the Five Poisons Sect was exterminated, this yin and yang monster was not killed by the court of Ziqing Kingdom, but fell into the hands of Su Yi?
Tuoba Linglan frowned, what use can this fox do if he catches him, is it so difficult that he wants to secretly manipulate the old department of the Five Poisons Sect to do something?
Tuoba Linglan speculated, and soon heard Su Yi say: "There is still a way, for example, you pass on your skills directly to me?"
"Hahahaha, dream about you!" the Holy Lord laughed again, and it was really hard to hear.
"What if the power is passed directly to you, the internal force of this skill is extremely domineering, once you have it, it will irresistibly begin to erode your muscles and bones. ”
"My senior brothers and masters are all cultivating this internal skill, and they were originally all beautiful men with good looks, but in the end, they all became similar to the virtues I have now. ”
"Su Yi, if you want to be invincible to all poisons, the first thing you have to do is to make yourself a poisonous person. ”
"Since it's poisonous, how can you not pay some physical price. Although the Holy Lord's voice was yin and yang, the tone was obviously a bit serious.
Tuoba Linglan's brows tightened.
Their conversation sounded like Su Yi wanted to cultivate the body that was invulnerable to all poisons and let the Holy Lord teach him the Peerless Skill, but what the Holy Lord meant was that in order to have this kung fu, he would inevitably have to become as ugly as himself.
Tut-tut!
Su Yi, a scholar, is so white and pure, and it is the best cover for his black belly and perverted heart. If he is allowed to become a ghost like the Holy Lord, no one will want to.
So Su Yi thought for a while and said, "You have been a guest here for a long time, and I have spent a lot of time on you in the past two days since I came back. ”
Boom!
Su Yi pulled an iron chain, and the iron hook connected to the iron chain happened to penetrate the Holy Lord's pipa bone.
"Uh-huh......" The Holy Lord groaned in pain, he fell into Su Yi's hands, and he didn't expect anything good to end.
Therefore, there is no need to lie about the fact that all poisons do not invade this kung fu.
"If you don't believe me, I can pass on my skills to you right now, but when the time comes, you will change your appearance, and you can't complain about me!" said the Holy Lord through gritted teeth.
And Su Yi pinched his chin: "Who don't blame you?"
"You ......!" the Holy Lord wanted to bite him to death, but his hands and feet were imprisoned by chains.
Suddenly, his expression changed, and the Holy Lord showed an even more painful expression, and his body trembled slightly.
Looking at the past from Tuoba Linglan's current perspective, he could only barely see the face of the Holy Lord, and as for Su Yi's fox with his back to this side, he couldn't see anything clearly at all.
Later, Tuoba Linglan saw that Su Yi had a blood-stained dagger in his hand, and he had just killed the Holy Lord?
Why?
Is it because he can't guarantee that his body will not be ugly if he is trained to be invincible?
Tuoba Linglan really couldn't believe that the fox would kill people for this reason, it was simply unreasonable.
But it was Su Yi who seemed to see her!
"......" Tuoba Linglan was sure that the fox's eyes were staring at him now, but when he couldn't use his internal force, it was too late to escape.
"Ling Lan, how old are you, do you still like to play peek-a-boo?" the man smiled softly and walked towards her step by step.
finally stood in front of her, still smiling at her like a spring breeze: "What, but Chi Feng is not fun to catch up with the old days, so he came to me to accompany you?"
"Phew, who wants you to accompany you?!" Tuoba Linglan scolded, and then stretched out his hand to her, "Chi Feng's antidote is here." ”
But the fox raised his eyebrows and answered the question: "Don't you even ask me why I killed the Holy Master of the Five Poisons Sect?"
"I'm not interested in perverted ideas. Tuoba Linglan was cold and continued to stretch her hand forward.
"The antidote. ”
And he just shook her hand: "If you hadn't come and broken the matter between me and him, he wouldn't have died so early." ”
"I killed him, but I didn't want him to be rescued and used by the Tianxuan Sect to take revenge on me. ”
Su Yi kneaded her hand as she spoke, it was very ambiguous, and Tuoba Linglan immediately got goosebumps and took her hand back;
"Don't touch me, you turtle bastard!, a beast like a beast!" Tuoba Linglan scolded, but he smiled happily.
"Hehehe, it seems that the previous punishment was very effective for you. ”
"Ling Lan, I find that I seem to like to see you afraid of me, every time I see you afraid of me and avoid me, I will have a desire in my heart, I want to ......"
"Bullying you hard. Suddenly, he came up to her, and his mouth was about to touch her nose.
Tuoba Linglan punched him directly: "I'll let you get away!"
"Don't you want Chi Feng's antidote?" Su Yi caught her fist, there was no internal force, this fist was just tickling, and he played with it in his hand.
"You let go of me!" Tuoba Linglan wanted to withdraw her hand, but she didn't let go.
"If you let it go, I won't give you the antidote. "He's a bit playful, deliberately bad.
Tuoba Linglan could see that after the last incident, this fox was getting more and more aggressive about himself.
He was born in the Flowing Flame Country, and he was originally very self-controlled in terms of etiquette and religion, but once he was given the opportunity to cross the line, he would not retreat.
A man is a man in the end, and the more he is bound by etiquette and religion like him, the more rebellious he will be in his heart, and the more terrible he will be when he goes crazy!
"Then I don't want it. Tuoba Linglan didn't want to buy his account, so she didn't pay attention to his flowery cavity.
"You can let me go!" she muttered, and Su Yi raised an eyebrow.
After that, he didn't say anything, let go of Tuoba Linglan's hand, and left with her huffing.
When Su Yi went out and saw the tragic situation in his study, he was stunned at first, and then held his forehead and smiled:
"Hehehe, Yun Great Sect Master, I guess you must not know that Ling Lan still has such a cute side. ”
He muttered a light smile to himself, as if he was very troubled, and at the same time, Lan Haojun was secretly summoned by the emperor to enter the capital, and the person had already arrived in the emperor's study.
"Weichen see Your Majesty, long live my emperor, long live!" Lan Haojun saluted, and the emperor looked unhappy.
He asked in a deep voice, "Why is it only you who are the only one who sees you and Tuoba Linglan coming over?" ”
Tuoba Linglan has not been in Nanjun, and the emperor doesn't know about it, and thinks that she is really honest after she gets married, and she teaches her husband and children in Zhaonan Palace.
Of course, this is also thanks to Lan Haojun's good concealment work, and he sent a lot of spies to guard the embankment day and night, just because he was afraid that the emperor would catch the pigtail and be found again.
Therefore, Lan Haojun had been thinking about it for a long time on the way here, and felt that the best reason and excuse was nothing more than one.