Ye Xiaoxuan smiled and said to the two: "I am an expert in this matter! You don't have to be in a missionary position, you can stand and lie on your stomach, if you can't go to bed, you can go to the window, in the kitchen, in the field, on the roof..."

"Is it okay to have a roof?" Lu Ziyuan asked in surprise, and then his face turned red, and his words were revealed!

Ye Xiaoxuan pointed at him Dale, covered his stomach and scolded him: "You kid, you haven't watched the film less, right?" Say, have you ever gone out to spend and done anything sorry for your junior sister?"

Lu Ziyuan blushed and scolded: "You don't have enough blood! I... I just glance at it once in a while, but never actually do it..."

Guan Ling and Huang Ziyang looked inexplicable, looked at the two men together and asked, "What are you talking about, why can't I understand?"

Ye Xiaoxuan snorted, patted Guan Ling's shoulder and said, "Soon you will understand!

Ye Xiaoxuan pointed at Lu Ziyuan with his hand and said to him: "Master, go back and confess now, in one sentence, it will be difficult for you!"

Lu Ziyuan opened his mouth and wanted to speak, but Ye Xiaoxuan interrupted him and said: "Don't shirk it! The manly man dares to act, if you hesitate again, I will call you a sissy once I see you!"

Lu Ziyuan didn't dare to speak.

Ye Xiaoxuan turned his head to the red-faced Huang Ziyang and said: "He confessed and agreed, time waits for no one, the two of you are almost a hundred, don't you want to hold the child early?

Huang Ziyang lowered his head, blushed and did not speak.

Ye Xiaoxuan waved his hand and said to the two of them: "Let's go, let's go! Go back to live in a room tonight, get things done early, and you will be happy!"

The mandarin duck swordsman turned around in a daze, glanced at the other party shyly, and walked forward silently with his head down.

Ye Xiaoxuan hugged Guan Ling, touched his chin, and said proudly: "I didn't expect that I still have the talent of matchmaking!"

Guan Ling giggled and said, "Virtue! Then you will be a matchmaker from now on!"

Ye Xiaoxuan turned around, looked at the motorcycle dejectedly and said, "Damn, they punctured my tire, and I still helped them match, is there still a good person like me in the world?"

"Your tires weren't punctured by us!" said an angry voice from behind him.

Ye Xiaoxuan turned around, frowned, and said, "Why are you two coming back again? Do you still need psychological counseling? Lao Tzu charges by the hour!"

Huang Ziyang scolded him angrily: "We were always looking for you, and we were almost fooled away by you in three or two sentences!"

Guan Ling was also a little annoyed, pointed to the motorcycle and said, "You don't have to do anything to find someone, right?

Lu Ziyuan gritted his teeth and screamed: "We don't bother to do this kind of supper!" We were discovered by you as soon as we came, and you scolded the alley, there was no one else here, they must have scolded us, so they showed up!"

Ye Xiaoxuan snorted and said, "You also know that there is no one else here, who else would it be if it weren't you?"

Lu Ziyuan scolded angrily: "If it's not, I'm not me! A soldier can be killed and not humiliated!"

Guan Ling said to Ye Xiaoxuan on the side, "Xiaoxuan, it's not them!" As he spoke, he pulled out a matchbox-sized wooden board from the front tire, and there were two iron nails on it, "This is the masterpiece of the second crutch of the street entrance! This guy often does this!"

Ye Xiaoxuan was stunned for a moment and asked her, "Why did he do this?"

Guan Ling threw the plank to the ground and said, "He's a car repairer! I've received many complaints!"

"Damn!" Ye Xiaoxuan scolded, turned his head and said to the mandarin duck swordsman: "Okay, your suspicion is lifted! It's really bad luck, you guys who are scolding you will appear! Let's go, it's okay!"

This time, the Mandarin Duck Swordsman didn't listen to him, and said angrily: "We have something to do with you!"

Ye Xiaoxuan sighed, turned to look at the two of them and said, "Say, what's the matter?"

Huang Ziyang said in a deep voice: "The eldest lady wants to see you!"

Ye Xiaoxuan smiled, looked at her and said seriously: "Go back and tell the eldest lady that if you want to see me, come to me in person!

Lu Ziyuan pressed his hand on the hilt of the knife and said, "You are not allowed to be disrespectful to the eldest lady!"

"Phew!" Guan Ling couldn't hold back, she didn't know why she was upset when she heard that a girl was looking for Ye Xiaoxuan, and walked up to Lu Ziyuan and scolded him: "She is your eldest lady, not ours, if you want to get our respect, you must respect us first! Don't use force, I'm a policeman!"

Lu Ziyuan said disdainfully: "I only use a knife to deal with the police!"

Ye Xiaoxuan squinted at him and said, "Then you'd better not fall off this knife! The reason why you are still alive is because you two didn't do anything to her just now! If you change your attention now, I guarantee that your marriage will become a secret marriage!"

The veins on the back of Lu Ziyuan's hand beat a few times, and finally gave up the temptation. In fact, there is no need to tempt, I have tried for most of the day just now, this kid is not the master that ordinary people can deal with!

Huang Ziyang said helplessly: "We just have to carry out the task, no matter what the master asks us to do, even if we fight to the death, we have to complete it!"

Ye Xiaoxuan nodded, and said to Guan Ling: "Let's go, let's go to your house tonight!" and turned to the two of them and said, "You wait for us to leave and then commit suicide, so as to save us all the blood!"

Lu Ziyuan really wanted to scare him by pretending to wipe his neck just now, forcing him to go with him, Ye Xiaoxuan said this, and immediately blocked him, and scolded him angrily: "Why are you like this!"

Ye Xiaoxuan glanced at him, and said disdainfully: "What kind of thing? You are a righteous man and a gentleman? A good man? Lao Tzu is a gangster! You can die if you want to, you can die happily, but it is not beautiful if I stop it!"

Lu Ziyuan: "..."

Huang Ziyang sighed on the side and said: "Actually, the eldest lady also knows that you won't go to see her, so let's bring a message to you, personally sweep the snow in front of the door, don't let the startled horse enter the house!"

Guan Ling immediately pointed at her and scolded with a smile: "Your eldest lady doesn't play cards according to the routine!

Huang Ziyang spread his hands and said: "The eldest lady is familiar with poetry and books, and the best ancient texts, how can she remember it wrong! She passed on to you like this, naturally it has a profound meaning!"

Ye Xiaoxuan pursed his lips and said, "I already foresaw that I wouldn't go to see her? I will really find myself under the stairs! Okay, go back and tell her, although I didn't understand, but thank her!"

Mandarin Duck Knife Guest: "..."

As soon as the two knife men left, Guan Ling stood behind the motorcycle and said, "Let's push the car home together, it's dawn in a few hours, and I'll go to the city with you to look for colorful clothes in the morning!"

Ye Xiaoxuan said to her with some embarrassment: "I'll just say casually, I don't really want to go to your house to lie to them!"

Guan Lingjiao glanced at him with disgust and said, "What are you polite to me? If you don't go to me, where can we go? I can't go back again, I can't leave! What's the matter, aren't you a super gangster, and you're afraid of going to a girl's house?"

Ye Xiaoxuan scratched his head and said: "I'm not afraid to go to the girl's house, the key is that there is a male policeman in your house!

Guan Ling: "..."

As Guan Ling said, the back of this house is the main road from the city to the countryside, and it is not far from Qi Yun Building, mainly because the surrounding houses are not high, and the highest building in the township is Qi Yun Building!

I tiptoed the car into the gate, then closed the door, and before I could go to the second floor, I heard the lights on in the room on the first floor below, and a person walked out wearing big pants: "Who!"

Ye Xiaoxuan scratched his scalp in embarrassment and said, "Ahem, it's me!"

Guan Ling also locked the door and walked over and said, "Dad, it's me! After investigating the case of Qi Yunlou tonight, I won't go back, and sleep at home!"

Guan Du frowned and wanted to speak, looked at Ye Xiaoxuan, yawned again and turned around and went back to the room. Ye Xiaoxuan said depressedly: "Hey, didn't you see me?"

Guan Du muttered as he closed the door: "I'm sleepy, I can't open my eyes, and I can't hear!"

Guan Ling blushed and grabbed Ye Xiaoxuan's arm and walked upstairs, scolding him in a low voice: "Stinky old man!

There are two rooms on the second floor, and the one on the left is Guan Ling's, turn on the light, and there are a room of bears!

Ye Xiaoxuan casually grabbed a bear as a pillow, frowned and said, "You have a bear fetish, right? What are so many bears doing in the room?"

Guan Ling scolded: "It's really dirt buns! It's Winnie the Pooh! Don't you think they're cute?"

Ye Xiaoxuan shook his head, put the bear in his hand on the buttocks and sat on the ground, looked around and said, "Why do you girls like to hang some paper cranes in their rooms?

Guan Ling opened the cabinet, took a few pieces of clothes and threw them on the bed, and said, "What do you know! Every paper crane represents a girl's thoughts for a day, this is a kind of spiritual sustenance, how can you understand it!"

Ye Xiaoxuan suddenly realized: "Oh! It turns out that it's just a thing to miss a lover! Huh? Little policeman, do you have a sweetheart?

Guan Ling's face flushed with shame, and he picked up a few clothes and still put them on Ye Xiaoxuan's head: "Go take a bath!" This is the shirt I bought to wear, neutral, I didn't wear it, you change it first!"

Ye Xiaoxuan took the clothes with a smile, sniffed them and said, "It's so fragrant if you don't wear it?" Besides, even if you buy a big one, your clothes don't fit me to wear!"

Guan Ling pushed him and said: "This is used to ride a motorcycle to block the sun, that is, it is an extra large size bought according to the man's size, it must be suitable!"

Ye Xiaoxuan gestured, felt similar, turned around and walked out of the door. Guan Ling pointed to the staircase and said, "The second one on the right is the bathroom! Throw the dirty clothes in the basin, I'll wash them later, blow it with a hair dryer, and I can do it tomorrow morning!"

Ye Xiaoxuan turned her head and asked her, "Do you have underwear?"

Guan Ling's face turned red, his big eyes rolled, he wanted to tease him, and said with a smile: "Little Ding, do you dare to wear it?"

Ye Xiaoxuan immediately smiled with a smile on his face: "Lace little T..." A pair of smiling eyes also looked at the little policeman's body, drooling and said, "It turns out that you are quite fashionable!"

Guan Ling found that in this kind of thing, he would always be the one who suffered, he was ashamed and angry, his face was red as if he had been dyed with paint, and he flew up and kicked Ye Xiaoxuan!