Chapter 22: I don't have the money to order so many dishes
Liu Wuya stood at the door of Chunxiang Building, turned around and looked at the three big words 'Chunxiang Building', and felt indescribably happy in his heart.
The seventh aunt hurriedly ran out, grabbed Liu Wuya's hands, and said: "Young Master Liu, this time I really can't stand it, you also know that these five princes are the sons of the current county lord, even if you give me 10,000 guts, I can't afford to offend, next time, next time, I will let Luoxue accompany you." ”
Liu Wuya nodded, and wanted to leave.
It's just that at this time, he suddenly felt a pair of eyes staring at him.
He turned to look and found that not far from him, Tian Ru was staring at him with a strange look on his face.
Before Liu Wuya could speak, he saw Tian Ru stretching out his hand and pointing at himself, "You... You... It's this kind of person. ”
Liu Wuya frowned, "It's okay now, I can't tell if I have a mouth." ”
He was just about to step forward to explain, but he didn't expect Tian Ru to stomp his foot angrily, "Hmph, you dead pervert, stinky rascal, I'll go back and tell the Seven County Lords to see if you have anything else to say." ”
After Tian Ru finished speaking, he turned around and ran away, and soon disappeared in the middle of the street.
Liu Wuya stood in place, feeling aggrieved, knowing that it was useless to explain this time, so he could only wait until he went back.
Walking along the street, after a while, I arrived at the door of Yanyuxuan, from the appearance of the decoration, Yanyuxuan and Chunxianglou are not much different, they all belong to the kind of luxurious decoration place.
Liu Wuya stood in the doorway and looked inside.
"Bang"
Before Liu Wuya could take a step, he heard a sound from the second floor.
"Ahh
With a scream, a man broke out of the window and fell hard.
The man was falling not far from Liu Wuya, and a strong smell of alcohol came.
Looks like this guy is drunk.
Liu Wuya looked at the man carefully and found that the man was about the same age as himself, extremely handsome, fair-skinned, and almost like a woman.
Judging from the dress, the brocade silk coat and the waist are a jade-inlaid ribbon, no matter how you look at it, it looks like the son of a rich and noble family.
Liu Wuya was not a nosy person, so he walked towards the inside of Yanyu Xuan, but as soon as he took two steps, he felt a wave of true qi coming from the top of his head.
When I looked up, it turned out to be a beautiful woman like a flower, from the broken window on the second floor, fluttering down, it could be seen that it was a light achievement.
I didn't expect this Yanyu Xuan to have such a master.
When Liu Wuya was surprised, he saw the murderous aura on the woman's face, holding a dagger in her hand, and stabbed straight at the man on the ground.
The man stumbled and tried to get up, probably from too much wine, and just barely stood up, his whole body lay down again.
I can't figure out what happened, but I can just watch the man die at the hands of the woman.
When the man in the woman was only one meter away, Liu Wuya's body moved, ran to the man, grabbed the man's hair, and threw it aside, the murderous aura behind him was getting closer and closer, Liu Wuya turned around and saw that the dagger was only a palm away from him.
At this time, the woman suddenly withdrew her hand, her body shook, and stopped behind Liu Wuya.
"Where did the hairy boy come from, dare to care about my Mufeng's idle business. ”
"Mu Feng?" Hearing this name, Liu Wuya was happy and depressed at the same time, originally the purpose of his coming this time was to find her, but he didn't expect to offend her when he first met.
"Why is your luck so bad?" Liu Wuya complained secretly.
"I'm not nosy, but seeing the girl shoot so viciously, I'm afraid that if I don't make a move, this son will die here. Liu Wuya said.
At this time, the man behind him finally stood up, looked at Liu Wuya in front of him, and suddenly laughed, "Yes... You saved me, thank you... Thank you!"
The man took a mouthful of wine and grabbed Liu Wuya's shoulders with both hands, "You... You're a good guy, quick... Help me kill her, she... She wanted to chop off my fingers. ”
At this time, Liu Wuya got a bucket of water out of nowhere and splashed it directly on the man.
At this time, it was winter in Zishan Prefecture, and this bucket of water was splashed, and the man immediately sobered up.
looked at Liu Wuya and Mu Feng in front of him with a puzzled expression, as if he didn't know what was going on.
"This girl, why did you cut off his fingers, where did this son sin against you?" asked Liu Wuya, with the politeness that an elegant young man should have.
"This matter has nothing to do with you, I advise you not to meddle in your affairs. After Mu Feng finished speaking, he raised the dagger in his hand and ran straight towards the man beside him.
The man suddenly knelt on the ground and kowtowed vigorously to Liu Wuya, "Shaoxia, help me, Shaoxia, I beg you." ”
Liu Wuya saw that the man was pitiful, so he stood in front of him and said to Mu Feng: "This girl, we have something to say and be reasonable." ”
"Reasonable, then you might as well tell him about it?"
Liu Wuya turned around, looked at the man, and asked, "This son, what did you do to make this girl have to take your finger?"
The man was still hiding and scattering at first, but after a while, he took out a contract from his arms and handed it to Liu Wuya.
Liu Wuya looked at the contract and frowned.
It turns out that this girl named Mu Feng is the top girl of Yanyu Xuan, but this person has a hobby, no matter who comes, no money, as long as a finger, so every guest will sign this contract in advance.
"What a pervert. Liu Wuya thought to himself.
But now there is a contract, no matter what, I can't get involved.
"This girl, think about it again and see if you can replace it with something else, why do you have to take someone's finger?"
Mu Feng snorted indifferently, "Why, it seems that you are in charge of this matter today, and you can do it without his fingers, I have decided today, I will decide your tongue, so as to save you from being nosy in the future." ”
As soon as Mu Feng's words fell, his body rushed towards Liu Wuya.
"Look, what is that?" Liu Wuya shouted as he pointed behind Mu Feng.
Mu Feng stopped, turned to look over, but found that there was nothing behind him.
"Run. Liu Wuya shouted, pulling the man all the way away.
When Mu Feng turned around, he found that there was no one in front of him.
I didn't expect that I would fall for Liu Wuya's scheming.
"It's pretty fast. Mu Feng sneered, "However, I Mu Feng has no debts that I can't recover." ”
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The two of them ran desperately, and they didn't know how long they ran, and finally they couldn't run anymore.
Panting and squatting on the ground to rest, the two looked at each other, sweating profusely, and at the same time, their stomachs rumbled at the same time.
At this time, opposite the rest of the two people, there happened to be an inn.
The two looked up and walked in together, everything didn't need words, so tacit.
"What is this brother's name?" the man asked, not as embarrassed as he had just been, now holding a folding fan with the words "cloud" written on it.
"Liu Wuya!" Liu Wuya replied.
"Brother Liu, under the folding fan!" the folding fan closed the fan in the book, bowed his hands and said, looking much more elegant.
"Brother Folding Fan. Liu Wuya responded, "Brother Folding Fan looks like he should be a scholar, why do you want to go to that kind of fireworks and willow alley place?"
The folding fan sighed and shook his head, "Hey, the amorous people in the world are all people who read, I also passed by this Purple Mountain State, and I heard that this Mu Feng is a peerless beauty, and he is also curious, so ......"
At this point, he didn't say any more, but shook his head vigorously, feeling ashamed.
Liu Wuya saw it in his eyes, thinking that this person was clearly an afterthought, and at this time he realized that he was embarrassed, and he almost had his fingers chopped off.
"No matter what, I still have to thank Brother Liu for coming to the rescue. The folding fan said again, staring at Liu Wuya with unusually sincere eyes.
Liu Wuya waved his hand, "Brother Folding Fan is serious, I am just passing by, the road is uneven, draw a sword to help, the martial artist behind him, how can he not save him when he sees death." ”
"So Brother Liu is a person who practices martial arts, I don't know how many layers the meridians have penetrated?" Folding Fan heard Liu Wuya say that he was a martial artist, and immediately became interested, this is the case in the rivers and lakes, just the so-called heroes sympathize with each other.
Liu Wuya listened to him ask, with a look of shame, thinking that this guy really can't open a pot, but if he cultivates to become a master, will he still be afraid of that Mu Feng, why run so far in such a mess.
"Brother Folding Fan has won the prize, I think we should order first. ”
The folding fan knew that this question was not the right time, and the two of them actually called each other martial artists at this time, which was in strong contrast to the embarrassment just now, and this feeling was like two fools praising each other for being smart.
This kind of scene is extremely embarrassing, especially when both of them are somewhat self-aware, this embarrassment is extremely obvious, obviously both of them know, but they have to pretend not to know.
"Good, order, order. Folding Fan said.
Liu Wuya asked Xiao Er to bring a menu, and his eyes were fixed on the most expensive dishes.
"I want a soup stewed by flying geese. After Liu Wuya finished speaking, he pushed the menu in front of the folding fan.
"Flying geese stew soup, one or two star anise, five money Hailuo, fry the base material over high heat, and then simmer it over low heat, the soup tastes smooth, melts in the mouth, and the aroma can penetrate the seven meridians and eight veins, it seems that Brother Liu has a lot of research on eating. ”
Fold Fan looked at the menu in his hand and said, his eyes also fell on the most expensive dishes.
"Little Er, I want a Tianshan perch porridge. After the folding fan finished speaking, he pushed the menu to Liu Wuya in front of him.
"Tianshan perch porridge, perch is cold, with two taels of ginger, five taels of red beans, boil slowly for an hour, the porridge is fragrant, and there is no fishy smell, it is a great supplement, it seems that the folding fan brother also has some attainments in eating. ”
The two of you came and went, and ordered a whole table of dishes, Xiao Er stood next to him, his brows furrowed, he had been Xiao Er for so many years, and he had never heard that the dishes in the inn were so exquisite.
"Brother Liu likes to drink?" asked the folding fan.
Liu Wuya closed his eyes slightly, "There are two great joys in life, one is wine, and the other is martial arts, not to mention that I met Brother Folding Fan today, how could I miss this beautiful day." ”
"Refreshing. The folding fan said, "Xiao Er, then come to a five-year-old daughter red." ”
"Five years of brewing daughter red, one more year will taste sour, and one less year will be insufficient. Liu Wuya said slightly.
"Hahaha, it seems that you and I are destined today, I didn't expect Brother Liu to have such a high research on wine, it seems that your friend, I have made up my mind. ”
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During the meal, the two people were very silent, no longer talking, only to see two pairs of chopsticks like swallows in the clouds, shuttling back and forth, you come and go, the plates keep wandering on both sides, and soon, a whole table of dishes was swept away.
When the last sip of wine was finished, Liu Wuya looked at the folding fan opposite.
"Brother Folding Fan, please!" Liu Wuya pointed to the palm counter not far away, motioning for him to go to the checkout.
"Why should Brother Liu be so polite, since I am a passerby, how can I steal the limelight of your landlord's friendship, I think you should please it." ”
"Since you and I are so similar, I must let you once today, and you must invite this meal. ”
"Don't be humble!"
"Definitely, definitely!"
Two people are like stones, hanging here, others are eating, they are rushing to settle the bill, but they are rushing not to settle the bill.
"I see that you are dressed gorgeously, and you must be the son of a rich and noble family at that time, this kind of limelight, how can I grab it from you!" Liu Wuya postponed it again.
"Since I am the son of a rich and noble family, it is a pity that I read poetry and understand that money is something outside my body, so I never bring money when I go out. ”
"It's a pity, I don't think money is something outside of my body, but unfortunately, I'm born without money. Liu Wuya stared at the folding fan in front of him and said slowly.
At this time, Liu Wuya only heard an oops, and then felt a sharp pain in his head.
Tian Ru stood beside them and slapped each of them on the head.
"You two are really, you don't have the money to order so many dishes, it's really yours!"
Liu Wuya looked at Tian Ru, revealing a happy gaze.