Chapter 23: The Wedding
The blue helmsman stood there a little embarrassed, Zou Kun didn't do things so desperately, made a gesture of please, and the blue helm lord sat on the chair nervously.
After sitting down, he took out a red paper bag from his bag:
"This is my subordinate's apology for the offense of the master today, or please accept it. ”
War reparations, I like this thing, Zou Kun thought to himself.
"Today, I, Lan someone, came first to apologize for today's offense, and I hope that the master will come to the rescue. ”
Zou Kun smiled:
"We don't have no interest in robbing tombs. ”
He was taken aback when he heard this, this man didn't take a few hours to know what he was doing, and he really had some ability.
"The master is really a master, but this time it is not a matter of robbing the tomb, but asking the master to save my life. ”
"Save you?"
Zou Kun looked at the blue helmsman in surprise, as if he was a little incredible.
"You're haunted by a ghost marriage?"
At this time, Jia Qing answered a sentence, and the blue helmsman widened his eyes even more when he heard this, and his face was terrified:
"The master is really a master, please save me. ”
Zou Kun smiled:
"You'd better go find that Mr. Xue. ”
Hearing this, the blue helmsman looked embarrassed:
"Mr. Xue has already spoken, if you don't agree, you don't need to go to him, just let me fend for myself. ”
Zou Kun was very strange when he heard this, and raised his head.
"It's very close to Maoshan here, you go to Maoshan to look for it, it should be able to solve it. ”
Jia Qing also said casually.
"I've been there, but I don't know why the mountain gate has been closed since a few days ago, no one has been seen, and no one is willing to help me because of Mr. Xue's words. ”
Zou Kun and Jia Qing glanced at each other, what does this Mr. Xue want to do? This is obviously forcing the two of them, but in this way, this matter is even more untouchable.
Zou Kun and Jia Qing were ruthless and sent him out under the pleading of the blue helm master, but the war reparations were still kept, which was exactly 20,000 yuan.
The two thought about it carefully, and felt that one should leave here as soon as possible, thinking of this, the two began to prepare their luggage and book plane tickets online, but it will be noon tomorrow at the earliest.
The two of them decided to check out early tomorrow morning, go to Nanjing first, and then transfer directly to Kunming.
At night, when they were falling asleep, the two were woken up by a burst of suona, and the sound of suona at the wedding could be clearly heard outside.
At a strange time, the little rune soldier reacted instantly, and began to fly in front of the two, and at this time the two knew that this voice must not be from the TV.
Jia Qing picked up the peachwood sword and opened the door with Zou Kun.
After the door was opened, I found that the surrounding scene had changed, and the surrounding was covered with red satin, with big Chinese characters, and at this time, a bewitching woman dressed in a dress came over:
"Ah, the best man is still here, why are you still stunned, the bride's sedan chair is about to arrive, why don't you hurry downstairs. ”
Zou Kun looked at Jia Qing and saw him shaking his head:
"I can't tell if it's a ghost or not. ”
Zou Kun thought to himself, what did you do when you learned the Tao in the first place, isn't this the most basic thing? At this time, the woman was unhappy:
"What the hell is not a ghost, what are you talking nonsense on such a happy day? It's really unlucky, hurry up and go downstairs, the groom is still waiting." ”
After finishing speaking, he began to pull Zou Kun towards the elevator, and after the two glanced at each other, they finally decided to take a look;
The blue helmsman was wearing a set of groom official clothes that often appeared in Republic of China movies, with a smile on his face, as if he was controlled by something, and came over with a smile after seeing the two:
"You're here, I've been waiting for a long time, come with me to meet the send-off team, wait a minute, help my brother, hahaha. ”
As he spoke, the words popped out one by one, with a pause of one second in the middle of each word, as if a robot was speaking.
Those eyes, completely devoid of any brilliance, were like a walking corpse.
Look around, hung with red satin, and there are a lot of Xi characters, part-time jobs make people feel a little gaudy, the only strange thing is that the ceiling is full of bells, those bells are blown by the wind but there is no sound.
At this time, there was a suona sound outside the hall, and a red sedan chair appeared in the dark night, but there was no person carrying the sedan chair, and the sedan chair was shaking and walking forward out of thin air, as if there were eight people who could not see the sedan chair.
After the sedan chair began to enter the hall, it fell, and the bewitching woman just now happily lifted the sedan curtain.
"The bride is here, and the groom is still coming to pick up the bride?"
When the curtain was opened, a woman wearing red makeup could be seen sitting inside, wearing a phoenix crown and a beautiful and bright smile on her face.
Zou Kun looked at Jia Qing:
"I remember that every bride should wear a red hijab?"
Jia Qing shrugged:
"I'm worse than you, you at least have a girlfriend. ”
Zou Kun smiled, wanting to see how this play would continue.
The blue helmsman looked like he was not smiling, and walked in front of the sedan chair:
"Lady, please get off the sedan chair. ”
At this time, the bar of the sedan chair automatically tilted downward, and the bride stepped out with a smile and smiled at the blue helmsman:
"Husband......
Her little hand was pulled by the Blue Helmsman and stepped forward.
The blue helmsman took the bride's little hand and walked up to the banquet hall step by step, and the bewitching woman shouted:
"What are you still doing standing here stupidly, why don't you hurry up?"
The two glanced at each other and reluctantly went upstairs.
Upstairs, there are big red wedding letters, written with the word "tie the knot", and ten tables of banquets are set up, and the dishes on the table are extremely rich, but there are no guests.
Zou Kun and Jia Qing did it, and the bride smiled and ripped open a red cloth in the hall, which was actually covered with a coffin.
Zou Kun didn't care about the coffin, and asked Jia Qing:
"Can I eat this?"
Jia Qing looked at him in surprise:
"Do you still care about eating?"
Zou Kun nodded:
"The groom is not me, I don't care about what to eat?
Jia Qing shook his head and ignored him, at this time he heard a violent knocking sound in the coffin, the bride smiled and opened the coffin, and a man with a haggard face crawled out of it.
"Did you see it? I'm getting married, did you see it? There are so many men who want me, you hold that broken archway, and you are very angry when you watch me cuckold your son every day. ”
The man, as if he had been humiliated by this woman, said weakly:
"You, I'm going to let you go to hell. ”
The bride in red laughed:
"Hell? Do you think I haven't been to Hell? Aren't I doing the same now? You look up at your people, what have become of them now? It's just a bell, I can scold when I want, I can beat when I want. ”
As soon as he finished saying this, the bell was trembling and making a burst of trills.
"Let us go, please, let us go. ”
Each bell staggered with the sound of begging for mercy.
"Haha, let you go? What were you doing when I begged you to let me go? Did you let me go? Now you know that you begged me, don't you?"
Speaking of which, she had an extra whip in her hand and struck the top of those bells, and the bells actually dripped blood.
At this time, she walked into the coffin, grabbed a man with her hands, and threw him on the ground.
The man looked at the bride in red, knelt on the ground, and began to beg for mercy:
"Lady, I was wrong, you spare me, spare me. ”
The bride in red went up and whipped him:
"Wrong? You know now that I was wrong, where was I wrong in the first place? What did you do to me? Didn't you want that rich old woman to be together? I fulfilled you, but why did you wronged me and said that I was out of the wall?
Since you've said it all, I'll show you today. ”
After speaking, the bride in red walked up to the blue helmsman and smiled coquettishly:
"Do you think I'm pretty?"
The blue helmsman still looked sluggish:
"Pretty, you are the most beautiful bride in the world. ”
The bride in red smiled:
"This little mouth is so sweet, I love it. ”
As he spoke, his red lips pressed towards his.