Chapter 22: The Chicken That Teases

Hearing this, the mother had already begun to feel embarrassed, she looked at Mrs. Ma with some embarrassment, and Mrs. Ma looked annoyed: "I said, sister, is it the niece's illness that is important, or is the stubbornness of your man's temper important?" ”

Mrs. Ma's sister was very embarrassed: "Sister, you don't know, if we dare to put something messy, my family will have to kick the thing, and if you don't know which way to offend the immortals, won't it be even worse?" ”

Zou Kun immediately began to interrupt: "Wait a minute, who said that you want to set up an altar or something?" ”

When Mrs. Ma heard this, she looked at Zou Kun with novelty: "Isn't it like this on TV?" Still wearing a singing costume, jumping and jumping? ”

Zou Kun patted his forehead helplessly: "Sister-in-law, I'm not one of those who jump rope to cheat money, don't confuse me with them, okay?" ”

After listening to this, Mrs. Ma asked: "That is, you don't need to put anything up, and then you are jumping around in costumes?" ”

Zou Kun shrugged: "Of course not." ()”

After listening to this, Mrs. Ma looked disappointed: "I thought there was a good show to watch!" ”

Zou Kun thought to himself: I'll go, is this playing me like a monkey?

Mrs. Ma's sister was very happy to arrive at this time: "It's okay if you don't need it, it's okay if you don't need it, what do you say you want to do, little brother?" ”

Zou Kun smiled slightly: "It's actually very simple, you go and change a set of clothes for your little sister, wrap her current clothes in a pillow and put them in the quilt, don't go home with your eldest brother tonight, take your little sister out together, and leave the rest to me!" ”

Mrs. Ma's sister was a little embarrassed: "Tell him not to go home?" It's a bit hard, isn't it? ”

As soon as she finished speaking, Mrs. Ma immediately said, "What's so difficult about this? Anyway, my old horse is also at home, so you can come to my house for dinner together, and bring your little niece with you by the way. ”

In the evening, Mrs. Ma invited her little sister and brother-in-law to her home and made a large table of sumptuous meals. ”

Mrs. Ma gave him a blank look: "You will know in the future, you have a task today, which is to get my brother-in-law drunk." ”

Captain Ma looked at Mrs. Ma: "Didn't you tell me to drink?" ”

Mrs. Ma was slightly angry: "Now that I tell you to drink, why don't you go and drink it properly?" Hurry up! ”

Captain Ma happily went to pour wine, Mrs. Ma's sister helped the little niece, the little niece had been very anxious, Mrs. Ma remembered, he immediately took out the wooden card that Zou Kun lent her and put it in the little niece's hand.

The little niece was quiet at this time.

When the wine was being poured here, Zou Kun over there had already begun to prepare, and he began to wait outside the wall.

It didn't take long for a colorful light to appear in the little sister's room, and after a short time, I heard bursts of screams in the room, Zou Kun immediately climbed over the wall and went in, and the little Fu soldiers began to stick tightly to the doors and windows, and soon the Fu soldiers began to vibrate violently.

The tremor grew louder and louder, and the white of the runes began to turn red, as if they were struggling to stop something.

"I'll go, I thought this guy was just a small character, but I didn't expect that the road is not shallow, it seems that it will take a lot of effort."

Zou Kun took out the antelope horn and slammed it on the door, and a scream began to come out of the room.

At this time, at Captain Ma's house, the little niece suddenly shouted: "No, don't, don't kill my Dai Maolang." ”

She went crazy and was about to rush out first, but was dragged by his mother and Mrs. Ma, Captain Ma had completed the task honorably at this time, he looked at the girl yelling, and was also a little distressed: "Is she okay?" ”

At this time, the little girl's strength suddenly became greater, and Mrs. Ma and Mrs. Ma seemed to be unable to catch her together, and Mrs. Ma began to complain: "You still don't come to catch her, don't tell him to go out?" ”

Captain Ma immediately ran over and grabbed the little girl: "When did this kid have so much strength?" ”

At this time, on the door of the antelope horn, some blood stains flowed, and at this time, a rooster began to crow from inside the house, and the rune soldiers on the window were bounced out by this rooster crow, and then a colorful light rushed out of the window, and everything began to be quiet.

At this time, the little girl began to vomit, vomiting a large smudge, and then fainted, Mrs. Ma and her sister looked at each other, and Mrs. Ma began to say: "Xiao Zou said, if the little niece vomits something, tell us to take the little niece home to see." ”

At this time, Mrs. Ma kicked Captain Ma, who was drunk and lying on the table: "Get up, go home by your niece!" ”

Captain Ma raised his head: "It's okay to ask my niece to sleep in our house, why do you want to go back." ”

"If you are told to carry it, you will carry it, why is there so much nonsense?"

Captain Ma reluctantly carried the little girl on his back and walked towards her house, after entering the house, Captain Ma asked, "Zou Kun, why are you here?"

Mrs. Ma immediately rushed out: "Xiao Zou, how is it?" ”

Zou Kun frowned a little: "It's already half of the success, sister-in-law, you go and see your big." ”

The two of them walked to the chicken coop suspiciously, and saw that there was a big rooster with blood stains on its feathers.

Zou Kun walked over: "This is Dai Maolang, it has been in your house for many years, right?" ”

The little niece's mother thought for a while: "As soon as you say that, I just remembered that this chicken is about the same age as me, and it has always been used for breeding." ”

"This chicken is actually older than you think, because when you fed your daughter to the chicken, you were provoked by this chicken, so you ...... with your little sister

However, don't worry, there is no damage to my little sister's body."

Hearing this, the little girl's mother was extremely angry, picked up the sharp knife and wanted to kill the big rooster, but Zou Kun immediately went over to stop it: "Wait, wait, I haven't finished talking yet, you can't kill this chicken, if you kill your daughter's life, you won't be safe." ”

When she heard this, she looked at Zou Kun with some panic: "Why? ”

"This chicken has left something on Xiaomei's body, and if you kill it, Xiaomei will die too!"

After hearing this, the little niece's mother was so frightened that the knife fell to the ground: "Then what should I do?" ”

"It's nothing, it's just ......"

She wondered, "What's that?"

Zou Kun cleared his throat: "It's that you want to do husband and wife with your eldest brother, let this chicken watch!"

When she heard this, her face flushed: "Why is this?" ”

Zou Kun was a little embarrassed: "I really can't explain this matter to you, but if you want to treat the symptoms and cure the root cause, you have to do this." ”

In desperation, Captain Ma helped the drunk little girl's husband and wife to the chicken coop under the supervision of Mrs. Ma, and Mrs. Ma looked at her brother-in-law: "It's all like this, what else can you do?" ”

Her sister's face turned red: "You all go out, I have a way." ”

All the people withdrew, and soon after, from the courtyard came a woman's gasp of pleasure! Hearing the voice, Mrs. Ma couldn't help but grab Captain Ma, and Captain Ma didn't know why he felt very dry! Hot, began to tease Mrs. Ma with some boldness.

Mrs. Ma felt a chord in her heart: "I said Xiao Zou, it's really true that your eldest brother is drunk like this, I'll go to rest first, you are guarding here." ”

After speaking, she had already helped Captain Ma to the house, and Captain Ma didn't know what was wrong, and before he entered the house, he began to move his hands and feet, and a pair of rough hands had already begun to reach into Mrs. Ma's coat.

Mrs. Ma complained coquettishly: "What's wrong with you today, you are so anxious, you can't wait, I will be yours when you enter the house." ”

After the two entered the house, it didn't take long for them to hear Mrs. Ma in the room as if she was forcibly trying not to shout out, but in the end she couldn't help it at all, and shouted happily: "Light, don't, you are so ruthless......"

The screaming continued for a while before stopping: "What are you going to do, why do you have to ...... Uh-huh! ”

This sound lasted at least four or five times before it stopped, Zou Kun helplessly wiped his sweat outside, and thought helplessly: "Xiaoru, are you okay?" ”

In such a fierce battle, there was already a huge vibration sound in the chicken coop, Zou Kun knew that the chicken had already begun to get angry, and the little Fu soldier immediately flew over, and the people outside the chicken coop were in the fish and water at this time, where could they take care of these.

The rooster struggled out of the cage, and when he tried to make a talisman in the air, the rune soldier began to fly around with the rooster.

The rooster finally fell, and spit out the chicken gold from the body, at this time, Mrs. Ma's sister got dressed and walked out, looking at Zou Kun with a blushing face: "That, do you want to go in and have a look?" ”

Zou Kun nodded and walked in, the rooster on the ground was a little weak, the chicken essence was placed on the ground, the brother-in-law seemed to be a little fresh, walked out, and found the little sister: "Why did you go?" ”

"What are you going to do, didn't you do it just now? No, no, well, there's someone here, let's talk about it when they come inside. What's wrong with you today? ”

Zou Kun had already picked up the chicken gold at this time: "You brute, you are really harmful, it seems that these two men will not be able to get up tomorrow, right?" ”

The beautiful feathers on the big rooster's body completely lost their luster at this time, and it didn't take long for the little girl in the yard to wake up: "Why am I here?" Mom, why don't you care about me when I sleep in the yard? ”

As she spoke, she pushed the door, and as soon as she opened the door, she shouted, "Ah, what are you doing? Why is my aunt there? You're disgusting. ”

At this time, Mrs. Ma was completely soft on the bed, and the mother of the little niece was really getting dressed, with a look of shame: "Female, your illness is cured?" ”

The little girl looked unwilling: "What is my illness, obviously you are sick, you!" ”

The blush on the little girl's mother's face is still there, but there is still a fire in her body that cannot be dissipated: "You go out first, I'll teach you a lesson later." ”

At this time, Zou Kun had already come out, and the little girl looked at Zou Kun: "Who are you?" ”

Zou Kun said in her vicious transformation: "Tortoiseshell Lang"

The little girl's face was full of redness: "How do you know? ”

Zou Kun shook his head: "Give your parents some time to warm up, I'll explain to you when you come out." ”

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